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1. I'm on the menu (and it's okay if you take your time) by raplinehoes, rooxynroll

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 May 2017

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kim Namjoon | Rap Monster/Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Kim Namjoon | Rap Monster
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
   • Smut
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff
   • Cock Rings
   • Side Yoonseok
   • u gonna kno it's taekook when u read it
   • but are they a couple? are they bffs only? who knows
   • whispers: both. they're both
   • bc i say so bye
   • Cooking
   • Camping
   • Clumsy Kim Namjoon | Rap Monster
   • Alternate Universe - Non-Famous

   Summary

   How he's got this lucky, Namjoon has no idea. All his life, it's been one disaster after the other, like his own little Series of Unfortunate Events. The sole reason why he even knew Seokjin (“Please, Joonie, at least call me Jin!”) was a mess he did at the library, attracting mad glances and a compassionate Kim Seokjin sighing and offering his help to put the shelves back in place.

   or

   Namjoon is helpless, but Seokjin is totally on the menu.

   Series

   • Part 4 of this is NOT a kink bingo

   Language:

   English

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   5,628

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   1/1

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