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1. Steven Absurd by Revelation_Dis

   Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jan 2018

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe)
   • Jasper/Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
   • Famethyst/Holly Blue Agate (Steven Universe)
   • a bunch of other fucking ships
   • Lapis Lazuli
   • Peridot
   • Jasper
   • Garnet
   • Amethyst
   • Pearl
   • Blue Pearl
   • Yellow Pearl
   • Blue Diamond
   • pink diamond - Character
   • Yellow Diamond
   • Topaz - Character
   • Holly Blue Agate
   • Aquamarine - Character
   • Ruby
   • Sapphire
   • Crack
   • Satire
   • Parody
   • Humor

   Summary

   "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Crazy Lace Agate?" Steven asked.

   "Time is a human construct and therefore meaningless," Garnet answered.

   "Oh," said Steven, disappointed, "I guess I better go to the barn."

   ***

   Steven Absurd is a series of very absurd short stories set in the world of Steven Universe. These stories are pure and utter crack. You have been warned.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,657

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

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