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XOXOXO
[chatroom: #stopbambam2k17]
The Family Disappointment™: WHO DID IT
certified Mom: Did what
The Family Disappointment™: WHO CHANGED MY NAME FROM DABDAB
The Family Disappointment™: TO "THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT"
The Family Disappointment™: I AM THE DAB KING IM NOT THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT THAT TITLE BELONGS TO JACKSON
wild n sexy: NO IT DOESNT SHUT THE UP
markipoo: "Shut the up"
wild n sexy: i know what i said u fucking whore
The Family Disappointment™: FESS UP WHO DID IT
daddy~: at least your name isn't "daddy"
The Family Disappointment™: PLS I JUST WANT TO BE DABDAB
certified Mom: And I didn't want this many kids but we don't all get what we want
daddy~: tbh bam's the only one i didn't want
The Family Disappointment™: pls stop bullying me i'm just a baby
wild n sexy: mom am i ur fav son
certified Mom: No
wild n sexy: WHAG THEN WHO IS
markipoo: "Whag"
wild n sexy: who. is it.
markipoo: It's me
wild n sexy: ya RITE
certified Mom: He's not wrong
The Family Disappointment™: SOMEONE ANSWER ME WHO CHANGED MY MCFUCKIGN NAME
wild n sexy: why am i not ur favorite!!!!!!
certified Mom: Well, for starters, you literally named yourself "wild n sexy"
wild n sexy: lol it's tru tho
markipoo: Yeah
wild n sexy: ...mark... markipoo... omg...
wild n sexy: did u just agree w me... omg... my heart....
markipoo: Shut the up
wild n sexy: how dARE u use mY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME
The Family Disappointment™: im just gonna change my name back to dabdab ok cool thanks and @ whoever changed it, i'll kill u
daddy~: if you change it back i'll kick you out of the gc
dabdab: too late dabdab is back and better than ever
daddy~: k
dabdab: WAIT DONT PLS
[daddy~ has removed dabdab from the group]
certified Mom: Goodbye my son
hit the stage: guys make a dif gc or smth pls i'm in class and ur distracting me
daddy~: then get off your phone
wild n sexy: youngjaes in class too but he's not complaining
hit the stage: p l s j u s t st o p
certified Mom: If you're going to complain
hit the stage: wot
certified Mom: Then join your brother in hell
hit the stage: WOT
[certified Mom has removed hit the stage from the group]
wild n sexy: holyt shit
markipoo: "Holyt"
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[chatroom: #stopbambam2k17]
[wild n sexy added dabdab to the group]
[wild n sexy added hit the stage to the group]
dabdab: U CAN NEVER GET RID OF ME
markipoo: I wish we could
dabdab: WHAT
wild n sexy: GAHAHAHA
certified Mom: Why would you add them back
wild n sexy: bam made me!
dabdab: no i didn't you volunteered to add us back!!!
wild n sexy: lol u right
youngbae: Hi everyone ^^
daddy~: hi youngjae
wild n sexy: hey
markipoo: Hi
certified Mom: Hi
dabdab: henlo
youngbae: I just read everything omg "The Family Disappointment"
dabdab: still offended btw AND ALSO STILL WONDERING WHO CHANGED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
wild n sexy: it was probably mark tbh
dabdab: how do u know omg
wild n sexy: bcus he just turned to me, laughed, and said "it was me"
certified Mom: Exposed
dabdab: MARK TUAN WHAT THE EVEN SHIT
certified Mom: Don't curse, you're just a child
daddy~: yeah watch your fucking mouth
dabdab: MARK WHY
wild n sexy: he deadass just looked me straight in the eye and said "i do what i want"
dabdab: MAAARK
markipoo: Lol
youngbae: Mark is a savage
certified Mom: Wait are you both in the apartment right now?
markipoo: Not yet, but we're on our way there
certified Mom: Class got out early?
markipoo: Yeah
wild n sexy: what, did u think we skipped class or smth lol
certified Mom: Don't ask questions you know the answer to
wild n sexy: ... i am... offended...
youngbae: Do you guys want to meet for coffee, since my class ended too?
wild n sexy: yaaaaaa~~~~~
youngbae: :D
hit the stage: hi everyone i'm here too now!
certified Mom: Shut up
wild n sexy: ya shut the up
dabdab: shut ur mouth!!!
hit the stage: WHY WHAT DID I DO
certified Mom: I said shut up
daddy~: listen to your mother
dabdab: hahahaah
hit the stage: I DISNT DO ANGTHIN
markipoo: "Disnt do angthin"
hit the stage: WHY DID YOUNGJAE GET GREETED NICELY BY EVERYONE BUT U ALL TELL ME TO SHUT UP
certified Mom: Take a wild guess
youngbae: :000
hit the stage: you're the worst i hate you
wild n sexy: .... o shit....
certified Mom: How dare you speak to your mother like this.
dabdab: fight!!! fight!!! fight!!!!!!!
hit the stage: you're not my real mother!
wild n sexy: called out holyt shit
markipoo: "Holyt"
daddy~: watch your attitude or you're grounded
dabdab: do it
dabdab: ground him, no balls u won't
daddy~: bam, i've removed you once, i'll do it again
dabdab: i'm sorry ill b good kiddo
daddy~: you better
youngbae: So is anyone else free to meet up for coffee?
hit the stage: i am!!
hit the stage: youngjae where u at so i can meet u
youngbae: I'm on my way to the student lot
hit the stage: cool, i'll meet u there
youngbae: Anyone else coming?
dabdab: ooh~ me me me!!!
certified Mom: Don't you have class now?
dabdab: so what
daddy~: why are you even on your phone?
[certified Mom has removed dabdab from the group]
certified Mom: There. Problem solved.
certified Mom: Anyway, I would join you guys, but I have class with Jaebum soon
certified Mom: Also, can someone add Bam back to the gc after he gets out of class?
wild n sexy: don't worry i will
certified Mom: Thanks
daddy~: later tonight, we should all get bbq
wild n sexy: YAAAAAS
markipoo: !!!!!
daddy~: just come by the dorm when you're all done w/ classes or whatever, and we can head out
youngbae: Sounds like a plan!
[youngbae added dabdab to the group]
dabdab: thanks papa<33
markipoo: Someone remove him again
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