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hotae: wassup
Jeon05: ?
hotae: wUTS SHAKIN BACON ;)))))
Jeon05:..?
hotae: brOO a homie is tryin 2 hit u up
Jeon05: Hit me? Why?
hotae: O lord almighty., oK grandpa me, a hot piece of ass, is trying to get myself a shot to hop up on ya u feel bro
Jeon05: Oh, No thank you.
hotae: BRUH BRUH BRUHHHHH did u just flat out rejeCT ME BRO :'( U DIDNT EVEN HEAR WHAT I HVE TO OFDER IM H U RT
Jeon05: Sorry? I don't know who you are though. A date seems a bit forward since I haven't ever met you before..
hotae: BRO... tf app u think u on.. u think my ass holla'D AT YA TO DATE? I CAME TO HOP BUT IF U NEED DINNER FIRST IM OUTTA HERE SO SONIC SPEED FAST
Jeon05: I don't know why I have this app.. Someone close to me downloaded it and I haven't had the chance to delete it. Honestly, I thought it was a cooking recipe app..
hotae: I FUCKDJDN G CHOKED OH TMR GOD A COOKING APP B I TCH
Jeon05: I don't understand?
hotae: nothin bro JUST THE FCUKING FACT UR ASS THOUGHT TINDER WAS A GODDAMFB FUCKITN COOKTING APP IS THE BEST SHUT IVE HERD ALL FUCKING DAY BLESS YOU HALLELUJAH
Jeon05: Can you type correctly please? It's just that I can't understand what you're saying.
hotae: O SHIT WADDUP BRO SORRY U RITE I FORGOT IM TALKIN TO A GRANDPA ILL GRAMMAR TO THE LORDS DONT YA WORRY OLD MAN
Jeon05: I'm not old.
hotae: u sure bro bc i was ready to hop on grandpa dick i was down u kno
Jeon05: Can you not talk about my dick? And goddammit, i'm not old!
hotae: bruh i bet u have a pretty nice dick tho
hotae: for a grandpa :)
Jeon05: Whatever, I'm deleting this app.
hotae: NOOOOOO OLD MAN I M SORRY ILL GIVE MY FIRST BORN IF U STAY ILL SIT ON UR GRANDPA DICK ILL CREATE A SHRINE FOR IT I BET ITS LOVELY DONT LE AVE ME ALSONE
hotae: btw bro ;)))) u realize ;)) to message on tinder ;))) ya boi gotta match with someone first ;)))) so wanna explain y we messagin rn ;))))
Jeon05 has went offline.
**
Jeon05 is online.
hotae: GRANDPA U CAME BACK I THOUGHT U WERE LEAVIN ME FOREVER I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP FOR DAYS, DIDN'T SHOWER FOR WEEKS :'((( THE A MOUNT OF NIGHST I SPENT LONGING FOR UR GRANDPA DICK !!!
Jeon05: I'm logging back off.
hotae: FUCK U GRANDPA!2$2):)
hotae: I DIDNT HEAR FROM U FTOR YEARS AND NOW UR BACK N UR LEAVING AGAHIN?? Do u KNO WHAT U PUT ME N THE KIDS THROUGH???? WE THOUGHT U WERE DEAD!!!!!
Jeon05: I wasn't even gone for more than a day? Kids? Are you alright?
hotae: bro u put me through emotional distress n now ur questioning MY MENTAL STABILITY?????? GRANDPA THATS JUST NOT OK
Jeon05: I just asked if you were alright..
hotae: aw ok bro u concerened about me?? that cute tho grandpa :) did u miss me?
Jeon05: Again, I don't know you.
hotae: :O! NO WAY!!!! u wanna get 2 kno me ;))))))
Jeon05: No, i'm good.
hotae: well shit bro im hurt
hotae: c'mon bro at least admit u want my ass bc we matched n unless ur dog swiped right u want this ass bro dont even deny it
Jeon05: shit u rite i want that ass :/
hotae: WHATS THE FUCKSBD IS THIS FUCKING BAD GRAMMAR LOOKING AHEADASS WHO TOOK MY FCKEUBG GRNDPA WHERE IS GRANDPA WHERE DID HE GO I WANT HIM BACKB DUS
hotae: TAKE ME BACK TO THE GOOD OL' DAYS
Jeon05: Sorry, Fingers slipped.
hotae: GRANDPA
hotae: UR LYIN HEADASS WHATTHE FUCK
hotae: OK SURE LMAO WHATEVA U SAY
hotae: U WANT TO STICK UR OLD MAN DICK INTO MY ASS N U TOO FLUSTERED TO SAY SHIT BOUT IT JUST ADMIT
hotae: MAYB ILL LET IT HAPPEN SOMETIME IF U STOP BEIN DENIAL
Jeon05: Denial? Me? Unrealistic.
hotae:bro bro bro we cant b friends no more
Jeon05: When were we ever in the first place?
hotae: LISTEN HEre, im tired of the dISRESPECT
Jeon05: Ok.
hotae has went offline.
**
hotae: yo grandpa
hotae: ive been thinkin
Jeon05: That doesn't sound promising.
hotae: sh
hotae: so u kno how theres daddy kink
Jeon05: No.
hotae: ya u do u fuckin lyin ass anyways
hotae: so....if theres daddy kinks.......
hotae: n i call u grandpa.........
hotae: do u think i have a grandpa kink....
Jeon05: I really would prefer not to talk about kinks with you.
hotae: y
hotae: u gettin all hot n bothered bro
hotae: bc i call u grandpa
hotae: OH TM EDOD
hotae: WAIR HOTLBSHIT
hotae: MAYBE IM NOT THE ONE WITH THE GRANDPA KINK
hotae: MAYBE YOU ARE
hotae: FCKUNGN EXPOSED
Jeon05 has went offline.
**
hotae: GRandPa
hotae: Y do i always message u first
hotae: its hurtin my ego bro
hotae: do u not like me
hotae: do i need 2 change myself for u??
hotae: i cant become ur age but i can get a wig n we can call it a night ):
Jeon05: What are you going on about?
hotae: y u never message first
Jeon05: Because I don't want to talk to you?
hotae: wow ok
hotae: what a lil bitch
hotae: i thought what we had was real
hotae: i liked u even with ur grandpa kink
hotae: DO U TJINK U EVER GONNA FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S GONNA LOBE U AND UR GRANDPA KINK AT THE SAME TIME
Jeon05: I DON'T HAVE A GRANDPA KINK.
hotae: bro
hotae: no need to yell at me like that
hotae: that was extreme
hotae: that period is menacing
hotae: IM FEELIN THREATENED
hotae: wait.... prove it ;)))
Jeon05: Why do I even reply to you?
hotae: bc im the only one who will scream out grandpa while u nuttin
Jeon05: I regret swiping right.
hotae: ya bro tru y did u ever
Jeon05: Probably because your face is nice but speaking to you ruined that quickly.
hotae: DYCJ I ORGASMED
hotae: THAS THE NICEST THING ANYONES EVER SAID
hotae: I CRIED BTICH J CRIED YOU FINALLT SHOWED UR TRU SELF
hotae: U WANNA GET DEEP IN THIS ASS :') IVE ALWAYS KNOWN
Jeon05: Praise kink?
hotae: Sorry.
hotae: I really would prefer not to talk about kinks with you.
**
Jeon05: Hi.
hotae: HDIRFHDHEHDHAHDHWJ DID YOU JUST MESSGAE FIRST
hotae: FUC K
hotae: J THINK A TEAR JUST FELL
hotae: IM SO GLAD WE'VE REACHED THIS POINT JN THIS RELATIINSHIP
Jeon05: Bye.
hotae: NO BABY COME BACK
hotae: OUR LOVE ISNT SOMETHING TO B ASHAMED OF
hotae: YOU DONT HAVE TO HIDE UR GRANDPA KINK AND I DONT HAVE TO HIDE THAT I ORGASMED TO YOU SAYIN I HAVE A PRETTY FACE
hotae: THERES NO SECRETS HERE
Jeon05: Nice.
hotae: wt f ????
Jeon05: I said you have a nice face.
hotae: O WELL SORRy excuse me
hotae has changed their nickname to nice face.
Jeon05: Did you just change your name to nice face?
nice face: yes bro i am not ashamed
nice face: an old man called me that n i was jsut like shit bro tru
nice face: i do have a nice face
nice face: if only thIS MAN WOULD HAVE TH FUCKI NG NERVE FO GET OWVE HERE AND NUT ON IT
Jeon05: I still don't even know your name.
nice face: SHIT BRO WE MOVIN SO FAST FUCK U WANNA KNOW MY NAME BRO
nice face: IDK IF WE CAN MOVE THIS FAST
nice face: IM OVERWHELEMED
Jeon05: You literally just asked me to nut on your face and you say we're moving too fast because I want to know your name?
Jeon05: Isn't that a bit illogical?
nice face has changed their nickname to hotae.
hotae: yes
hotae: BUT
hotae: GRANDPA WHERE SRE YOUR MANNERS
hotae: U DONT ASK A GIRL HER NAME WITHOUT ASKIN FOR HER NUMBER TOO ;)))))))
Jeon05: Nevermind then.
hotae: nOooooOoo i tHOUGHT WE WERE GETTIN SOMEWHERE
Jeon05: When are we ever?
hotae: tru
**
hotae: dick pic ???? ;))))
Jeon05: What the fuck?
hotae: uGh fIne
hotae: old man dick pic ??? ;)))))
Jeon05: I'm legitimately considering blocking you.
hotae: nah u would never block ur only dick pic supplier
Jeon05: Never once have I recieved one so i'm perfectly fine with it.
hotae: BROOOOO TRU DONT WORRY I GOT U
hotae: THEY ON THEIR WAY BRO DONT WORRY I ONLY SUPPLY THE GOOD STUFF
Jeon05: NO.
hotae: ....bro its too late
Jeon05: Goddammit.
hotae: *New Picture Message*
Jeon05: HDBAIHJSJHHWHDHWHDHE
hotae: bro u ok
Jeon05: Yeah, i'm fine.
hotae: LMAO GRANDPA U TOTALLY WANT MY DICK BROOOOOOOOOOO
hotae: but :/ we dont even know eachothers names :/ i cant send dick pics to someone whose name i dont even know! how disappointing! where are all of these pics gonna go now??? ://///
Jeon05: !
hotae: ?
Jeon05: I'm Jeongguk, nice to meet you.
hotae: BRO AHDHAHDHAH U FUCKIN WANNA HOP ON MY DICK SO BAD HAHSHA
hotae: thats ok tho bro nothin to be ashamed of i may or may not have just yelled out jeongguk while reachin climax bro
hotae: no homo tho bro
Jeon05: Why are you like this?
hotae: would u prefer me scream out grandpa
hotae: probably
hotae: don't worry ur best neighborhood dick pic supplier will supply u with a video of him cryin out grandpa bc he gotta care for his clients ;)))))
Jeon05: DON'T.
hotae: chill bro
hotae: lmao it may or may not b sendin already tho
Jeon05: FUCK OFF.
hotae: nah bro
hotae: *New Video Message*
Jeon05: I'm not playing that.
hotae: UR LOSS GRANDPA
hotae: O btw ;) if u need a name to moan while u watchin that use taehyung ;)))
Jeon05 has went offline.