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Ok, so I love "My Snapchat is Poppin" and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. I stuck to the relationship s established by Sarcastissa.

PS- writing in this format is insane! No beta, please forgive any mistakes.

Notes:

Chapter 1: #MeetThePros

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Lena Luthor (@reallenaluthor) @officialcatgrant how did "who was your best kiss with excluding your current beau?" Make it into your tech company CEO article Q and A? #MeetThePros

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
@reallenaluthor ooh, that's a good one. Answer!!

Justin Hartley (@aliensRreal)
@officialcatgrant who all will be in the article?

Keith Bones (@Metroman) is this just a Metropolis thing?

Keith Bones (@Metroman)

Is your girlfriend the interviewer? Trying to ask sneaky?

Kara Danvers (@dammmmmvers) @Metroman not my article, but I already know :-)

Cat Grant (@officialcatgrant) @metroman- 10 tech companies throughout the US. 

@reallenaluthor Everyone got the same questionnaire #MeetThePros

 

Cat Grant (@officialcatgrant) 
@ AliensRreal: Palmer Tech, Smoak Technologies, Wayne Enterprises, L Corp, Queen Consolidated (throw back), Kord Indutries, Ferris Air, Stagg Enterprises, Mercury Labs, and S.T.A.R. labs #MeetThePros

Alex Gaston (@LutherFan) @reallenaluthor can we get a sneak peak? Who was it?

Becky Smith (@beckythegr8) @officialcatgrant) who is the CEO of STAR labs, isn't Wells dead?

Kara Danvers (@dammmmmvers)  @beckythegr8 STAR labs interview is with the new owner, Barry Allen.

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne) @IrisBest Iris, did you know about this?

Iris Wet (@IrisBest) @PolarBarry no, spill it Barry 

Barry Allen (@PolarBarry) @IrisBest I have loved you since I was 10

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne) not an answer Barry. Who is it.

Becky Smith @beckythegr8 @officialcatgrant thank you for this question, can't wait to get the answers.

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)

@StarCityMayor @RaymondPalmer @RealBruceWayne @SmoakyTheBear Oliver Queen, Ray Palmer, Bruce Wayne and Felicity Smoak. Who's your best date? #MeetThePros

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)

@PolarBarry @reallenaluthor Barry and Lena- you have to answer too. 

Oliver Queen (@StarCityMayor) @BruceWayne just wait for the article

Thea Queen (@MyMiddleNameisDrama) @StarCityMayor please don't say Susan

John Diggle (@icandiggit) @MyMiddleNameisDrama Amen!

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
@MyMiddleNameisDrama ooh, who is Susan?

Oliver Queen (@StarCityMayor) @BruceWayne. Susan was a huge mistake, and not the answer.

Thea Queen (@MyMiddleNameisDrama)there are benefits to being your own brother's chief of staff = keys to his office and access to his email
Answer for OQ= w/ Felicity Smoak in Bali #MeetThePros

Oliver Queen (@StarCityMayor)
@MyMiddleNameisDrama I will fire you. But yes, Felicity Smoak.

Gavin Lowe (@FandomMember) Bruce Wayne aren't you with Felicity Smoak? Is she cheating?

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne).@FandomMember Before we were together she was engaged to Queen. NOT CHEATING And @officialcatgrant, I'm not answering that question. 

Iris West (@IrisBest)  @MyMiddleNameisDrama great idea. Barry's answer is "on the train, 2014" what?

Barry Allen (@PolarBarry) I know my answer but I knew you would go investigative reporter on me.

Iris West (@IrisBest) Barry Allen who did you kiss on a train in 2014!?!

Ray Palmer @RaymondPalmer Sarah just threatened me. Said Ineeded to post a sneak peak for the article with Catco. 

Ray Palmer @RaymondPalmer Best kiss other than current- Felicity Smoak #MeetThePros

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
Moose- who is yours? Queen and Palmer answered.

Iris West (@IrisBest) tracked him down. Barry's train kiss was Felicity.

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
Hahahaha 3/3 Smoak. Wanna go out some time?

Jason Todd (@ToddYaSo) I'm not sure I can handle knowing mom got so much action

Tim Drake (@TIMISGAY) Bruce is growling

Kara Danvers (@dammmmmvers)-@reallenaluthor Lena say yours, help your sister out. :-)

Lena Luthor (@reallenaluthor) Supergirl #MeetThePros

bzarcher (@REDCAP33)- do you know who she is? How did you kiss her?

Lena Luthor (@reallenaluthor)  @REDCAP33 no, she rescued me, I got caught up in the moment.

Dick Grayson (@effectivedetective) @TIMISGAY just tell him to post his answer.

Dick Grayson (@effectivedetective)
it will be therapeutic @RealBruceWayne

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne) 
@TIMISGAY @effectivedetective No it wont

Curtis Holt (@TechOlympian) wow! We have been in a meeting, Felicity is reading this now and turning red. 

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
@SmoakyTheBear you have to answer right now!!

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
@SmoakyTheBear You and Moose are the only ones who haven't!

Tim Drake (@TIMISGAY) @realbrucewayne just say your answer. It's so cheesy.

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne) @TIMISGAY Its not cheesy

Sara Lance (@stoptellingpeopleimdead) @RealBruceWayneyou have been a billionaire Playboy for how long? Just answer.

Kara Danvers (@dammmmmvers) The article will be published in next month's magazine. People will know soon enough.

Jason Todd (@ToddYaSo) 
@RealBruceWayne tell us!!

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne)-  Ghost Fox Goddess #MeetThePros 

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne) 
that is not a real person @RealBruceWayne

Dick Grayson (@effectivedetective)
@RealBruceWayne smooth

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear)
@RealBruceWayne you seem pretty clear on that answer babe ;-)

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne)- she is a hacker, caught her trying to get into the WE mainframe. She kissed me as a distraction.

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne) it was very distracting.

Jason Todd (@ToddYaSo)
@SmoakyTheBear Ewww, Bruce was just Blushing.

 

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
@SmoakyTheBear Felicity!finally! Your boyfriend and the 3 guys who picked you already answered. Your turn.

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear)
@officialcatgrant can I just skip that question?

Roy Harper (@YEEAAAHHHHROYYYYY)
@SmoakyTheBear Spill it Blondie.

Sara Lance (@stoptellingpeopleimdead)
@SmoakyTheBear Answer or I will share your secrets.

Jason Todd (@ToddYaSo) 
@SmoakyTheBear I can see Bruce's face, say it now!!

Curtis Holt (@TechOlympian)
@SmoakyTheBear I can pull a Thea, I can access your email.

Thea Queen (@MyMiddleNameisDrama)
@SmoakyTheBear Hell no, Roy and I have a bet at this point.

Dick Grayson (@effectivedetective)
@SmoakyTheBear no skipping questions.

Tim Drake (@TIMISGAY)
@SmoakyTheBear I'm with Todd, do it!

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
@SmoakyTheBear answer!!!!!!

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne) just don't say Oliver Queen and we're good.

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear) @RealBruceWayne So Tommy Merlin is an ok answer?

Thea Queen (@MyMiddleNameisDrama)
@SmoakyTheBear what??

Sara Lance (@stoptellingpeopleimdead)
@SmoakyTheBear when?

Oliver Queen (@StarCityMayor)
@RealBruceWayne @SmoakyTheBear that worried Bruce? And no lying Felicity

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear)
fine, I never kissed Tommy.

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear)
The Green Arrow. #MeetThePros

Bruce Wayne (@RealBruceWayne) 
???

Queen (@MyMiddleNameisDrama)
OMG!!

Sara Lance (@stoptellingpeopleimdead)
@SmoakyTheBear Yeah, I'd tap that ;-)

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear)
well, he rescued me, I kissed him, just like Lena and Supergirl

Oliver Queen (@StarCityMayor)
@RealBruceWayne happy now Bruce?

Dick Grayson (@effectivedetective)
I'm in the wrong profession- masked hero's are getting all the action.

Zatanna Zatara (@BruceWayne)
Moose just got so burned!

Felicity Smoak (@SmoakyTheBear)
If I ever get rescued by Batman maybe I will change my answer... ;-)