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“Vanilla? What the fuck, man, I'm not vanilla," you protest almost instantly, petulant, and just scowl at the shit-eating grin that's currently taking up practically half of your boyfriend's face. "I'm the least goddamn vanilla person you know, wipe that look off your face, you jackass. I'm as vanilla as goddamn chocolate ice cream, you hear that?"
"In denial too, apparently." And he has the gall to shake his head mournfully, like this is an actual serious discussion and not some kind of slanderous campaign against your good reputation and honorable name. "Ya ain't the one calling the sex perfectly adequate, though, which it is. Ain't no reason to take such offense to it, broski. Adequate is fine."
(In which they fuck, and David tops for the first time in a while. Bro not-so-secretly loves it.)
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