Gifts for smrtnik
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You've made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it.
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Clockstopper and The Prince of Hearts are a crime fighting magical boy duo. What they don't expect is to know each other in real life. What a time to reveal their secret identities but right in the middle of making out?
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- Part 2 of Don't Let Me Think Too Long
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Y'know, we used to be lovers by Mertrash (orphan_account) for smrtnik
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Nov 2017
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“Hal, listen,” there was a quiet sigh and a momentary pause before orange hues met his own red, and while Dirk’s face gave away nothing, those eyes told a different story.
A story he didn’t want to read.
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An Insurmountable Distance by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking) for smrtnik
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Aug 2017
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“Hello, brother,” a familiar voice drawls from the door to the library, where Dirk prefers to see to his correspondence. Often, Roxanne is in the room with him, reading or practicing her embroidery, which has been improving greatly in the time that he’s been here. He’s several new handkerchiefs to attest to the fact, all of which he makes use of. However, it is not her who’s at the door when he glances up and immediately tenses at the sight of the lanky figure leaning against the frame, indolent smirk firmly in place and eyes hooded.
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- Part 1 of The Fallacies of Devotion
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“Vanilla? What the fuck, man, I'm not vanilla," you protest almost instantly, petulant, and just scowl at the shit-eating grin that's currently taking up practically half of your boyfriend's face. "I'm the least goddamn vanilla person you know, wipe that look off your face, you jackass. I'm as vanilla as goddamn chocolate ice cream, you hear that?"
"In denial too, apparently." And he has the gall to shake his head mournfully, like this is an actual serious discussion and not some kind of slanderous campaign against your good reputation and honorable name. "Ya ain't the one calling the sex perfectly adequate, though, which it is. Ain't no reason to take such offense to it, broski. Adequate is fine."
(In which they fuck, and David tops for the first time in a while. Bro not-so-secretly loves it.)
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David and Bro decide to try out a new vibrator while David's at work. It ends up better than he thought it would.
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A Glimpse of Black Roses by 9kin for theantepenultimateriddle, smrtnik
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Dec 2016
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"He said yes because you aren't important enough to him to let down nicely. He was bicurious, and strung you along rather than letting you know he wasn't interested in you." With every passing word, the android got more into your face, pushing you further into the asphalt of the roof. You were getting burned in three different ways at the moment. "Jake. Doesn't. Care. About. You."
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dirk eats caliborn out by Elendraug for 2x2verse (agent_florida), smrtnik
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Dec 2016
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they're married