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10:12 am
Mark: Y don’t we have cool names in this?
Doyoung: cuz we aren’t cool
Mark: touché
Haechan: ya he has a point
Ten: GUYS
Jaehyun: What’s up buttercup
Ten: I HAVE A BONER
Mark: ??
Jaehyun: I take back my cheery attitude ur an idiot
*Taeyong has removed Haechan and Mark from the chat*
Taeyong: Ok Ten continue
Ten: I’M IN PUBLIC HELP
Johnny: haha ur screwed
Ten: this isn’t funny
Johnny: It’s a little funny
Ten: How do I get rid of it
Johnny: don’t think about me, it won’t help
*Ten has removed Johnny from the chat*
Taeil: damn
Taeyong: ok ok where r u
Ten: airport
Doyoung: ya Johnny was right u r screwed
Ten: this isn’t helping
Yuta: while this is pretty funny I might know how to help
Ten: my savior
*Yuta has added Hansol to the chat*
Hansol: y am I here..?
Yuta: past experience with public erections
Hansol: ….wow
Ten: HELP
Hansol: alright fine, text me privately
Ten: thank god
Doyoung: that was a wild ride…
Jaehyun: Yuta how did u know about Hansol?
Yuta: I’m the one who gave him the boner
Taeyong: this is y ur my favorite
Yuta: <3
2:50 pm
*Taeyong has added Mark, Haechan and Johnny to the chat*
Johnny: omg finally
Haechan: did ten fix his problem
Hansol: no I did
Haechan: ….
Hansol: ...that came out weird
Taeyong: do I have to remove them again
Mark: no this is great tell us what happened
Yuta: Not till ur 18
Mark: I hate this family
Haechan: aww we hate u too
Mark: actually fight me
Doyoung: I want everyone to know that they r in the living room with me cuddling
Taeil: How domestic
Haechan: shhhhhhhh
Mark: I can’t believe I trusted u
Yuta: do u have pics tho
Doyoung: *Image attached*
Haechan: I’m leaving
Doyoung: Aww Hyukkie threw his phone and buried himself in blankets
Mark: let him rest in peace
Doyoung: *image attached* :P