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11:52 pm
Johnny: GUYS
Taeil: Wow it’s been so long since we were all in a group chat together
Taeyong: There’s a reason for that
Hansol: There’s like 20 people in here
Yuta: ^^
Taeil: Ya ur right
Johnny: HELLO
Taeyong: oh ya what’s up
Johnny: MARK AND I WERE PLAYING WITH THE OUIJA BOARD
Donghyuk: Hey that was mine
Mark: IT WORKS
Donghyuk: Wait rly?
Mark: seriously
Chenle: What did it do
Jeno: Did it spell anything?
Mark: YEAH
Taeyong: Start from the beginning
Johnny: ok so we said hello and it just spelled out “Gay”
Taeyong: ……
Taeil: That’s it..?
Donghyuk: IM DYING WHAT
Yuta: lol figures
Winwin: Hahaha ^-^
Mark: This isn’t funny
Ten: It’s pretty fucking funny
Renjun: haha it rly is
Mark: No I’m so scared how did it know?
Jisung: dude we live with Ten that’s how
Johnny: I was gonna defend him but ur right
Ten: Hey!
Donghyuk: lol true
Jeno: burned
Hansol: Can anyone else hear Chenle screaming?
Kun: I can and I’m not even in the dorm
Winwin: me too
Jisung: He’s laugh-screaming
Renjun: Ah an acquired art
Hansol: whatever same thing
Jaehyun: Soooooo does this mean we have a gay ghost?
Doyoung: Man I hope so
Taeil: Is that seriously the only thing u have to contribute?
Doyoung: no..?
Yuta: That translates into yes
Doyoung: thanks
Jaehyun: So we eith have a gay ghost or the ghost knows we’re gay
Johnny: Every aspect of that is terrifying… I’m moving out
Unknown: Goodbye Johnny
Johnny: AHHHH WTF
Ten: haha sry that was just me
Johnny: I actually hate u
Ten: sure u do
Jaehyun: I can confirm Johnny doesn’t hate Ten
Yuta: well obviously but what’s ur reasoning?
Jaehyun: Ten is facetiming me while Johnny is cuddled into him under around 50 blankets
Yuta: cute
Doyoung: How domestic
Mark: can someone cuddle me I’m still scared
Jaemin: on it
Jeno: omg ur alive
Renjun: He wakes only for cuddles
Jisung: He’s the gay ghost
Taeyong: kids go to sleep it’s midnight
Donghyuk: fine dad but this isn’t over
Taeyong: When will I sleep peacefully
Jisung: Good question
*Taeyong has left the chat*