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1. HOW TO SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL AND GET THE GI- MURDEROUS MERCENARY: A GUIDE BY PETER PARKER by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Aug 2017

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Underage Sex
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Gwen Stacy
   • Flash Thompson
   • Tony Stark
   • May Parker (Spider-Man)
   • Michelle (Spider-Man: Homecoming)
   • Ned Leeds
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Underage - Freeform
   • I know the warnings say it's underage people are still gonna freak out so here's the tag
   • Age Difference
   • High School
   • Secret Identities
   • I have no idea where the plot is going so it's probably going to be a train wreck
   • Peter Parker Needs a Hug
   • Wade Wilson Needs a Hug
   • Writing Wade is hard so I'm sorry if I suck
   • Deadpool thinks boxes
   • POV
   • I take free advise so please help me make sense of this
   • Breaking 4th wall
   • more tags as i write
   • Stark!dad
   • Nat is great
   • Aunt May is also great

   Summary

   Peter has a plan. Or at least he had a plan until one obnoxious red-spandex-loving mercenary walks into his school meaning well and making everything go to shit.

   OR

   I watched Spider-Man: Homecoming and I can't stop obsessing over this ship so I started writing this barely having a vague idea about where it's all going and now I'm stressed out, pls help!

   UPDATES

   This is no longer the huge trainwreck I expected it to be. I now have a half-decent plot and storyline, so if that was bothering you before, let it stop you no more!

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