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1. can't go down if you talk a lot by likecharity

   Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, The Mighty Boosh RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   19 Aug 2017

   Tags

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   • Simon Amstell/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
   • Simon Amstell/Russell Brand
   • Simon Amstell/Noel Fielding
   • Russell Brand/Noel Fielding
   • Simon Amstell
   • Noel Fielding
   • Russell Brand
   • Threesome - M/M/M
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Regret
   • Awkwardness
   • Denial
   • Unhappy Ending

   Summary

   "What more do we have to do, Noel?" Russell sighs. "Can't seem to get the message across. I've never had this much trouble before, have you? Normally you invite someone back to your house at this time of night and the implication's pretty clear. And we've been dropping hints all night like breadcrumbs in a forest."

   "I know. It's been a minefield of innuendo."

   "A minefield! And somehow he's navigating it without treading on a single innuendo-mine. Not a single one."

   "Shall I put it in layman's terms?" Noel asks, shifting apart from Russell a little. He looks at Simon with a slightly softer expression and pats the very small space on the sofa between him and Russell. "Just c'mere and let us kiss you, alright?"

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