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1. Perks Of Fucking Vegetables: 1) Meeting Hot Doctors by PastelBlueDahlia for BoredMoose

   Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Feb 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov
   • Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri
   • Katsuki Yuuri
   • Victor Nikiforov
   • Phichit Chulanont
   • Christophe Giacometti
   • Alternate Universe - Medical
   • Doctor Viktor
   • patient yuuri
   • Comedy
   • Crack
   • Bad Flirting
   • Bad Puns
   • Food Porn
   • Food Kink
   • Yuuri fucks himself with a zucchini while drunk
   • Anal Fisting
   • But "professional" and "platonic"
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Viktor is a blushing mess with No Chill
   • Drunk Katsuki Yuuri
   • a tiny bit of angst

   Summary

   „Why are you fucking yourself with a cucumber?“ Phichit asks.

   „It‘s not what it looks like,“ Yuuri says, voice calm but still a little raspy from his pornographic moans, panting slightly as he props himself up on his forearms.

   „It‘s a zucchini.“

   - - - - -

   Why Katsuki Yuuri ended up in the hospital and how he snatched himself a hot Russian doctor, got drunk, and bought himself a lipstick from a stolen wallet. Not necessarily in that order.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Food Porn™

   Language:

   English

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