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Group Chat - Voltron: Legendary Defender AU

Summary:

Allura starts a group chat with two people, and their chat's member count expanded.

Follow their memes and stupid past stories.

Notes:

USERNAME GUIDE:

Princey: Lance

Kogayne: Keith

ShirNo: Shiro

Princess: Allura

Ttam: Matt

Gremlin: Pidge

Sunshine: Hunk

Rockingchick: Shay

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Chapter Text

Princess to YoutubeStars

Princess: Hello!

Princey: Hey Llura whats this about

ShirNo added Kogayne and Ttam
Princey added Gremlin and Sunshine

Rockingchick: Hello everyone!

Kogayne: wtf am I doing here

Princey: ShirNo: "Matt’s sitting next me and bugging me, and Keith needs friends” (11:54am)

Princey: does that answer ur question

Sunshine: Lance,, be nice Sunshine: And hello everyone!

Gremlin: lance you fuck what is the meaning of this

Princey: Pidge

Princey: language ur still a baby

Gremlin: im 15 calm your tits

Princess: If you don’t mind me asking, what are all of your names?

Princess: And also add your pronouns so then we don't mess any up

Sunshine: Well, I’m Hunk and I go by He/Him

Kogayne: I’m Keith

Kogayne: I use male pronouns

Ttam: I’m Matt I use he/him

Rockingchick: I’m Shay I use they/them

Gremlin: Pidge

Gremlin: She/Them depends on how I feel

Princey: I’m Lance I use He/Him

Princey: Im also in great pain

ShirNo: Hi Also in great pain, I’m shiro and I go by They/Them

Princey: ur my new second favourite

Princey: bec hunk just burst through my door with chocolate and a heating pad

Sunshine: dont forget the panfjswrfs

Princess: hunk.. are you ok?

Kogayne: he just had a seizure I think

Gremlin: he’s fine lance just tackled him

Princey: sorry hunk

Princey: but that information is confidential

Ttam: Can we know why you’re in pain

Princey: I guess I should tell you

Kogayne: why wouldn’t you

Kogayne: unless its super embarrassing

Kogayne: in that case tell us

ShirNo: Keith..

Ttam: I wanna know

Rockingchick: Lance, you can tell us

Ttam changed the group name to Confession Circle

Princess: we should all share something

Princess: so you don’t feel left out lance

Princess: even though I already know

Kogayne: how do you know

Princess: Lance is my brother

ShirNo: does that count as allura’s confession?

Rockingchick: I guess

Rockingchick: I’ll go next

Rockingchick: when I was 14 I was in a gang Bec I had just moved from Africa and was being bullied for my ethnicity so I wanted to have friends

Rockingchick: but a couple months in they wanted me to threaten to shoot some grocery store owner and steal the money out of the cash register

Rockingchick: so I went in pretended to grab the gun and whispered go call the cops

Rockingchick: then they arrived and the gang got arrested and I got put on house arrest for a couple months just in case

Rockingchick: my mom was terrified since the reason we left africa was Bec my dad got assassinated due to his job (he was a cop)

Princey: i.. I dont know what to say

Princey: sorry about your dad

Princey: but fuck,, ur badass

Princey: Im not gonna mess with u

Princess: thats my Queen

Rockingchick: <3 Love you princess

ShirNo: Matt why aren’t you this romantic

Ttam: bec ur a peasant

Sunshine: I'll go next
Sunshine: nobody knows this yet, not even my moms

Sunshine: I got a scholarship for Culinary school in Quebec
Princey: HUNK IM SO PROUD OMG WE’RE GONNA THROW A PARTY

Sunshine: Ily

Princey: u deserve it Ily2

ShirNo: I thought you said you were single lance

Princey: I am

Princey: Hunk is just my best friend

Gremlin: e x c u s e

Princey: you too

Gremlin: Ill go

Gremlin: Im on a government watch list ever since I hacked into their alarm system and whenever a door opened the theme song to the X files plays

Gremlin: three years ago

Ttam: Confession time!

Ttam: I’m Pidge’s eld brother

Gremlin: I hate you

Ttam: lies

ShirNo: Anyways

ShirNo: I was in the military for two years

ShirNo: and my arm got sliced off

ShirNo: since I was being held hostage for a year, they cut off my arm to send to my commanding officer as a way to say “give up”

ShirNo: so after I heard that my commanding officer did back off

ShirNo: I escaped by knocking out three guards and stealing a gun

ShirNo: and I ran into the Military base with one arm and one nub

ShirNo: and now I have robot arm

Ttam: Made by me

Sunshine: wow

Sunshine: how do you deal with it all

Sunshine: do you get nightmares or anything

Sunshine: I’m making you a cake when we all meet

ShirNo: Matt helps a lot with the flashbacks and nightmares and Keith does too

Ttam: where did Keith go

ShirNo: he’s probably working on his bike

Kogayne: I’ve been on break for the last five minutes I have a job shiro

Kogayne: I guess I should do my confession too I guess

Kogayne: I have a motorcycle I built from scratch

Princey: woah rlly

Princey: thts so cool

Kogayne: your spelling got progressively worse

Princey: sorry Im tryign to get my niece and nephew to bed, I'm watching them while my sister and her husband are on honeymoon

Princey: they were dating then my sister accidentally got pregnant and he stayed

Princey: Four years later they’re married

Princey: Lila and Logan are three

Princey: [image sent]

Princess: I miss them! Tell they Aunty Llura says hi!\]

ShirNo: how many siblings do you have?

Ttam: they're so cute! Shiro can we get kids

ShirNo: Matt youre in your last year of Uni wait until you graduate

Sunshine: when did you graduate?

ShirNo: last year, I'm a year older than Matt and graduated earlier due to mental issues, they let me graduate in my second year

ShirNo: Matt skipped two years

ShirNo: He was in his third year

Princey: thats so cool

Gremlin: lance your turn

Princey: ok

Princey: im trans

Kogayne: really?

Rockingchick: oh I knew this too

ShirNo: wait then the pain was,, Oh

Rockingchick: you poor soul

Kogayne: ,, cool so you were born a girl, right

Princey: yea

Princey: is it ok

Princey: I know people who aren’t ok with trans but are ok with gay and lesbian and such

Kogayne: no! Im ok with it

Kogayne: its just, you look so male from your videos

Kogayne: not that I watch them

Kogayne: I watched Youtube rewind for shiro

Kogayne: and saw you in it

Kogayne: ..thats all

Ttam: he’s screaming into a pillow

ShirNo: keith’s a fan of yours

ShirNo: he likes how open you are to ‘girl’ things even though you’re a guy

Princey: .. oh thanks

Gremlin: he’s blushing

Gremlin: [Image sent]

Princess: is this a ship

Rockingchick: babe, they just met leave them be

Princess: anyways, we gotta go I'm taking Shay out for anniversary dinner

ShirNo: how many year (s)

Princess: Two amazing years <3

Princess: talk later!
Rockingchick muted the chat

Princess muted the chat

Princey: ..hunk did we have homework

Sunshine: no remember Mr. Iverson got arrested

Kogayne: what how
Princey: oh right

Princey: he was dating some freshman

Princey: who saw anything in him ew

Sunshine: I heard it was his niece

ShirNo: oh wow

Kogayne: u g h

Ttam: what now
Kogayne: my boss is an asshole

Kogayne: I gotta go

Princey: me too

Princey: I gotta finish eating this chocolate then film a video with Hunk and Pidge

Ttam: I guess I’ll go too

ShirNo: bye everyone