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1. An Amalgam of Messes by multipurposetoolguy

   Fandoms: Crash Pad (2017), This Is Where I Leave You (2014), Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Sep 2017

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Stensland/Phillip Altman
   • Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
   • sort of - Relationship
   • Just trust me - Relationship
   • Stensland (Crash Pad)
   • Stensland
   • Phillip Altman
   • Literally had to create the god damn crash pad tag here we go guys
   • Banter
   • Ridiculous Sex Metaphors
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Choking
   • Dawson's Creek is practically its own character
   • Bisexual Character
   • both of them in fact
   • Unhealthy View of Bisexuality
   • (when he was young and confused)
   • Small Penis
   • (Stensland)
   • All Adam Driver Characters Have a Huge Dick Trope
   • References to Drugs
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Post-Coital Cuddling
   • Smut
   • Fluff and Smut
   • teeny tiny helping of angst
   • it snuck in there
   • again this isn't kylux per se but you get the picture
   • im making a name for myself in rarepairs apparently
   • living my best life
   • this is spicy but also really silly because they are both Hot Messes(TM)

   Summary

   Stensland is naked. Phillip is full of himself. Stensland is also full Phillip.

   Tuesdays, am I right?

   When one human disaster collides with another it makes an even bigger human disaster, but it somehow works out for the best.

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