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I’m the Real Baller

Summary:

peach: this topic upsets me

(or lick them abs sooooooon)

Chapter 1: Everyone Loves my Bias

Summary:

bae: he’s so pure

i hit that stage: he’s not even the youngest

hobi!!!!: i feel the urge to protecc

nini: ????

Notes:

hey hoes i mean readers thanks for all dat support i love you all even if we’re all trash

also surprise also if you want to be friends because i’m lonely hmu but spoiler alert!!! i’m taken and gay af (maybe that’s why it’s easy writing this lol)

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(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

i hit that stage added hobi!!!!, nini, taeminne, chips, bae, dance queen, and peach to abs

i hit that stage: ;)))))

nini: ???

hobi!!!!: j a c k s o n s t o p

taeminnie: it’s okay jongin

nini: taemin!

taeminnie: jongin!

dance queen: y’all cute

peach: and ripped

chips: what’s dis

nini: yixing!!!!!

bae: he’s so pure

i hit that stage: he’s not even the youngest

hobi!!!!: i feel the urge to protecc

nini: ????

chips: the rest of exos gonna kill y’all

taeminnie: right

dance queen: hey jongin

nini: yes?

dance queen: why are you called the hoe of exo you’re so cute and fluffy

nini: it’s my dancing

nini: but i am a hoe for cuddles

bae: cuddles???

nini: yes!!!

bae: brb calling my chauffeur for you

taeminnie: damn son get some

hobi!!!!: im telling kyungsoo and sehun

peach: someone’s gonna die today

i hit that stage: good luck youngbae

dance queen: you better move fast

chips: Get drunk with this strange mood
You can let yourself go
But you can’t escape from me
Right now, when we’ve become so listless
So your neatly brushed hair can get tangled
Leave it alone, you’re beautiful, oh oh
Even if your proper stance becomes loosened
It’s alright, look straight at me, oh yeah

The moves are starting again, under the dark lights
Your elegant gestures, secretive looks
You reflect on the clear window, your flickering moves
With this strange feeling, this breathtaking attraction

(You got got the rhythm
You got got the rhythm)
Under the dark lights
Your moves captivate me
Your elegant gestures, secretive looks

For a moment,
I erased everything
Only relying on my sight
With awe, oh oh, I’m only looking at you

So your carefully applied makeup can smudge
Leave it alone, you’re beautiful, oh oh
Even if your crisp shirt gets all wrinkled
It’s alright, look straight at me, eh eh yeah

The moves are starting again, under the dark lights
Your elegant gestures, secretive looks
You reflect on the clear window, your flickering moves
With this strange feeling, this breathtaking attraction

(You got got the rhythm
You got got the rhythm)
Your moves captivate me under the dark lights
Your elegant gestures, secretive looks

Not a single face expression, not a single sentence
Can express all of you
Because we’re perfect just the way we are
Don’t even worry at all
Just like that, repeat
Just like that, repeat

(You got got the rhythm
You got got the rhythm)
Your moves captivate me under the dark lights
Your elegant gestures, secretive looks

(You got got the rhythm
You got got the rhythm)
Your moves captivate me under the dark lights
Your elegant gestures, secretive looks

(You got got the rhythm
You got got the rhythm)
(You got got the rhythm
You got got the rhythm)

nini: guys he wasn’t kidding

nini: there’s a car at the dorm

nini: tell chanyeol i found the el dorado

Notes:

it’s so hard to get comments these days smh vote day6 best band