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It was a normal day for me. I had been sitting on my butt, facing a computer screen, doing nothing productive, but that was fine for me. I had just finished watching a video called: “10 facts you didn’t know about Waluigi!” and this made me have the need to look up Waluigi x Daisy fanfictions!
Only for me to realize that it’s an unpopular ship...
Which means little books…
Which means nothing to satisfy my inner fangirl.
Welp. I thought. I guess I’ll just look up that fan-made game I guess…
And so I did. I had found a game called: “Life with Waluigi.” I had clicked the button to download it onto my laptop after going through malware and add-filled websites. I knew this was the correct one, because the download claimed it was downloading Life with Waluigi.
I can certainly trust the internet, that’s for sure… I sarcastically thought, as I waited for the download to be finished. Well… As I wait for this Waluigi game, I would like to dwell on the criticism on Waluigi. He doesn’t get much respect, he was made not really by Nintendo, he’s the other half of Wario, he’s tall and lanky, he certainly likes black and purple, and he says WHAH! And WALUIGI TIME! In his pointy sort-of-handlebar mustache. Oh, right, he also has an upside down L on his cap.
I saw the download installing.
Yay! It’s almost done! I thought in my (insert age here) year old self.
The loading has finished. I could finally start up the game and play.
You moved the mouse over so I could click |Run| and when I did…
I saw the world before my eyes swirl and morph into a little dot, also making me unconscious.
“You-a okay?” Spoke an oddly familiar voice from above me.
I rubbed my eyes and opened them, to see a light blue sky with oval clouds, weird colorful hills, the brightest green grass I could imagine, and also Mario.
Wait Mario?!
“Huh?” I questioned when gawking at Mario.
“Oh! Me-a sorry! My-a name is Mario!” He introduced myself, but that wasn’t my concern.
“Oh… Well, my name’s Y/N.” I look down to avoid his gaze. I just couldn’t believe that I am talking, face to face, with a video game character, Mario.
“Y/N? Hmm… That-a seems pretty!” Mario complemented.
“Thanks.” You replied, and you shifted so you could stand.
“Uhm I-a don’t think you should-a stand now Y/N!” Mario gestured for me to sit, and I gave a questioning look, but I obeyed his suggestion.
“Why not?” I cocked an eyebrow at him, and he looked at me concerned.
“You just-a appeared out of nowhere, and fell from the sky!” He pointed upwards, and I looked to his direction.
“Woah.” I sounded, and I furrowed my eyebrows. How did I survive that?
“Hey Mario!” Came a higher sounding voice with cowardness laced into it, and I immediately knew who it was. “What was that that came falling from the sky?!”
“It was a woman Luigi. She’s a named Y/N.” Mario explained to his taller brother.
“Y/N?” Luigi started. “That’s a pretty name.”
“I know right? I told her that already.” Mario looked down towards me, and held out his hand. “Wanna go see more of this place?” He asked me, with his gloved hand a half-foot away from me.
“Sure! But…” I thought over my predicament. I don’t think they should know that I pretty much stalk them and their lives and be the puppeteer as well as millions of other people. I don’t want all that weight to be on their chests, so I went with the ‘I don’t know what happened’ explanation. “How can I trust you? I did just meet you, and sure, you are showing me kindness and concern, but I don’t know what happened and caused for me to fall here.”
“Oh! That’s-a perfectly understandable.” Mario spoke, which relieved me that my white lie went right over their capped heads.
“Yeah! It’s okay to be nervous and scared and unsure of us. Though, I do suggest you should have some faith, that we would not lead you astray. After all, we are heros in this land…” Luigi sheepishly claimed, moving his one foot across the little area of dirt, and putting his hands behind his back.
“Yep! We, are the Mario bros!” Mario gestured towards the two of them with me watching.
“Cool!” My one word response apparently satisfied them, and they led the way towards a beautiful terrain with a white brick castle with red shingles on the roof. I recognized this as Peach’s castle, but I didn’t tell them that of course.
How odd that one little click of a mouse would transport me here. I wonder what this new experience would lead me to.