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Sam Winchester @winchester83
My brother and I are at a cafe, and he won’t stop staring at the barista…
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean just got home. Apparently he stopped at the cafe again. Finally got the barista’s name after a week of wondering
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Now he has his phone number, can’t get a word in with him w/o him looking at his phone and grinning
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Even Eileen says my brother’s pining is adorable yet cute
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Damn. I owe Eileen 20$ now. Dean actually asked him out after four whole months
Sam Winchester @winchester83
It seems as though their date was a good one. Dean just texted saying he won’t be coming home ;)
Sam Winchester @winchester83
I’VE BEEN CAUGHT! ABORT!
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Sorry about that last one, Dean just got a twitter. Saw my tweets
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Eileen told me not to stop so I won’t
Sam Winchester @winchester83
I was finally formally introduced to Castiel, he’s a good guy, bit awkward, but dean is absolutely smitten
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Not related to Dean but Eileen just agreed to marry me! I’m officially off the market.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean just informed me that no one cares I’m off the market, they wouldn’t have asked anyways. Thanks bro.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
So apparently people enjoy my brother’s love story??? I’ve gotten over 2k followers since then??
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean just moved in with Cas. This is legit the most serious he’s ever been
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Holy crap, I just walked in on them. They need to not do that shit with me over.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Y’all are wondering why I was at their house, Eileen was having the girls over for a girl night, I was kicked out.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean and Cas literally were more couply than me and Eileen were. AT OUR OWN WEDDING
Sam Winchester @winchester83
So Dean now has allergy meds, apparently Cas really wanted a cat. Dean couldn’t say no.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Eileen is pregnant!
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean was very excited to hear the good news. Cas was as well.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
It’s twins! One girl and one boy
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean wants me to name my son after Castiel. Cas said no, he doesn’t want another child to go through that torture.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Sorry for no updates, they broke up a month ago. Dean’s very distraught, and won’t say what happened. Fuck you Cas.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean just informed me it was his fault. Sorry Cas, I take it back.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Eileen just slapped Dean. Apparently she also really loves Cas. Dean said he deserved more than that. Eileen agreed.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean just left, apparently he’s going to ‘win his man back’ he better not fuck it again.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
They’re friends again, Cas was hesitant apparently. Dean won’t stop till they’re dating.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Cas just introduced us to his boyfriend, Ian. Dean wasn’t happy. Trashed his room after they left.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean’s been snooping around, trying to find dirt on Ian.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
HE FOUND DIRT! Ian isn’t as nice as he seems
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Ian’s in jail, Dean is staying with Cas, helping him through all he went through.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean’s done trying to win Cas back, says he needs time. Eileen and I agree.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
According to Cas, he’s done hating himself. After a full two years of them being broken up, Cas asked Dean out.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
I’ve never seen Dean happier.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Mary and Bobby are going to be big siblings! Eileen is pregnant with a little girl.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Dean and Cas both had big plans. Apparently they both decided they were going to ask the other to marry them on the same night.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
They’ve moved into an actual house. No more apartment for them.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
They’re adopting
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A dog. They’re adopting a dog.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Yikes guys, I’m kidding. They just signed the papers today. They officially have a baby girl. Her name is Claire.
Sam Winchester @winchester83
Mary and Bobby are great with Claire and Katie
Sam Winchester @winchester83
It’s been a long ride but I’m ending the little updates on my brother’s love life, just know that they are happy and can’t live without the other.