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Since Lance became a paladin of Voltron, every time he goes out on a solo mission he returns with a new alien best friend. So far, his friends include:
A nine-foot tall, pink skinned, lesbian Amazonian goddess name Frank (and excuse you but it’s a very fierce and feminine name on her planet)
A four-foot tall genderless, sexless, butterfly-winged ass hole named Click (so called because no one could pronounce their actual name).
And a massive, Clydesdale size alien wolf creature who can turn his pelt into razor sharp spikes, but otherwise sported the softest, fluffiest, most amazingly poofy black fur in the galaxy. His name was Spot. Lance had suggested Cerberus (because awesome, right?), but when Spot asked what it meant, Lance begrudgingly told him it meant “Spotted” in ancient Greek. Almost Cerberus liked 'Spot' better.
The others accept their new housemates (castlemates?) with barely veiled befuddled exasperation.
These are their adventures.
Rate M for lots of cursing and for way too many innuendos.