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Dan ran into the room screaming.
“PhIl HeLp!!” He yelled, flailing his arms around his head like noodles.
Phil looked up, startled.
“What is it Dan?” He said, getting up from the couch.
“I HaVE A CHRisTMAS caROl StuCK In mY heAD, anD Its THe wOrsT One!!!!”
“OMG Im So SoRRy! WhICH OnE iS iT??”, Phil asked, beginning to flail his arms around as well. Dan falls over dramatically, and phil catches him by one of his curls.
“ItS…” Dan says, taking a deep breath, “ FrOSty ThE SnoWmAn, But ItS JusTiN BieBeR!1!!11”
Dan is crying , but its so cold in the flat (Because its winter) that his tears are freezing. After a few minutes, phil begins to cry and his tears also become frozen. After another few minutes, dan and phil are completely frozen in a block of salty ice.
Tyjo walks into the flat, because he can. He sees the block of salty ice that is dan and phil, and he abruptly stops singing let it go from frozen. It just feels wrong. He sings the highest note he can, and jishwa appears.
“What is the matter tyjo??!!1!” Jishwa asks. He does a back flip so that he is next to his bestest friend.
“Look at the tall beans!!?? What are we going to do??!1!!”
Jishwa turns around and screams in terror. He faints. Tyjo is too busy freaking out. He decides to call the forehead god, beebo urie. Tyjo does the weird summoning dance, which consists of screaming “beebo is our king” over and over again while you rub your forehead with cheese wiz. As soon as beebo appeared, stepping over jishwas unconscious body with disgust. Tyjo drops to his knees faster than you can panic! At the disco. Beebo looks down at him.
“What do you need, smol bean?” Beebo askes in a fatherly tone.
“The tall beans, dan and phil…..” Tyjo takes a moment to take a big, nasely breath.” THEyre frozennnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!”
Beebo looks down at tyjo, and shakes his head in sadness. He turns to dan and phil, and opens his forehead. A burst of fire erupts from the middle of his gigantic forehead, and it instantly melts the salty ice. Dan and phil continue their conversation like nothing happened.
“I know what we can do!1!!!!1!” Phil says, jumping up and letting dan all. Dan looks at him with wonder.
“TElL mE!! ILL dO AnYThInG!1!!1!” Dan said. Neither of them noticed the 3 musicians in their home.
“We HaVE tO Go TO tHe cHRisTMas UniVerse, anD bEg fOr ForgIvEnesS.” Phil said, becoming a light bulb for a moment.
Dan calmed down. “Why do we have to ask for forgiveness?”
“because we have angered the christmas gods!” Phil said, like it was obvious.
“OOOOOhhhhhhhhh.” dan said, and he relised that was the only answer all along.