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Shane was just a typical demon, adventuring with his boyfriend through different haunted locations. Little did his boyfriend know, but he was there to make sure that nothing sinister hurt his human.
Ryan was just a regular demon, travelling to different haunted locations with his boyfriend for videos. Little did his partner know, but he was also making sure nothing hurt his tall partner.
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- Part 1 of Shyan Collection
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Another incorrect fact on the priest's behalf. In a proper exorcism, a devil's trap would be drawn around whoever the demon was possessing so that the evil spirit would be immediately expelled to hell. Seriously, Brother Carlos was such a joke that it shouldn't even be funny at this point. Where had the producers even found this guy? Craigslist?
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Shane opened his eyes, seeing that it was still fairly early in the morning, as Ryan went to shower. Taking in his surroundings, Shane noticed that his bags had been packed for him and were sitting at the foot of the bed. Ryan had probably gotten up a long time ago and packed his bags for him, letting him squeeze in a bit more sleep. The human was honestly too kind sometimes.Opting to skip the shower, Shane ate a bowl of cereal, relishing in the mundane activity. Things like doing the dishes, going for walks, and eating bowls of cereal made him feel like it was the closest thing to human he would ever get again. When he had been human, cereal hadn't existed, so it didn't really remind him of when he was human, but it's the thought that counts. Besides, he had been human so long ago that there wasn't really much that could remind Shane of when he hadn't been a demon.
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. Humans were extremely weak, and it was so easy to just break their frail necks with a snap of a finger. It was a shame, in Shane's opinion, that their bodies were so fragile, because their minds were capable of such amazing things. He had even grown to love one, despite it being highly against the demon's code of morale. Part of him hated himself so much for falling for those deep brown eyes and warm smile, but he hadn't been able to resist, even if he was one of the more powerful demons of Hell.Ryan's body would eventually age, betraying his mind. He would get sick, his memories eventually slipping away from him too, and would be nothing but a shell until his last breath left his corpse. And then Shane would be alone for the rest of eternity, going back to the loneliness that was his existence.
When Ryan had entered his life, it was like a ray of sunshine personified, bringing excitement and happiness back into Shane's life. Shane wasn't sure what he was going to do once he wasn't apart of it anymore.
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"What the hell did you do to her?" Ryan squeaked from behind him."I banished her. Have you never seen that before?" Shane turned, slowly walking towards him.
"I-I've only been like this for a few years, so no, I have not 'seen that before,'" Ryan replied quietly.
"You're such an idiot."
"Why am I the idiot? How long have you been a demon?" the black-haired man protested.
"For hundreds of years. You're the idiot because how could you not sense my demonic energy?!"
"How come you couldn't sense my demonic energy?!"
"Because you're a lesser demon! I just assumed that the dark energy you gave off was from me constantly being around you!" the brunet answered.
"I can't believe we haven't figured this out until now," Ryan grumbled, no longer yelling.
"I'm surprised you haven't used yourself being a demon as proof that ghosts 'n' shit are real," Shane laughed.
"I didn't want exorcists coming to kill me," the other man wheezed.
"Like Brother Carlos? Dude, that wasn't even a real exorcist! Is that why you were so tense, you were afraid he was going to expel you from your vessel?" he wheezed back.
"What do you mean he wasn't a real exorcist?"
"The real deal is said in Latin, not English. Also, why are you always so spooked at locations if you're a demon?" Shane couldn't stop smiling, finding this whole thing quite entertaining.
"Because what if I encounter something more powerful than me!"
"Honey, you've been encountering something more powerful for much longer," Shane teased, pulling the smaller man into a hug, "and I would never let anything hurt you."
"You're so lucky that I'm not human. Human me would've lost his shit," Ryan mumbled into his shirt.
"You're so lucky you haven't burned yourself yet with that holy water you carry around. Do you seriously think that holy water is going to protect you against a demon more powerful than yourself?"
"Just shut up and kiss me already," Ryan groaned.
And so he did.
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spider-man meme: buzzfeed demon edition
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1/1 gods they're such clowns I lover them
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Fully read (1/1), read on 12/7/23
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immensely entertaining, probably my fav shyan concept ever