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[Dec 16, 2017] [11:54 PM] the biggest mood
what the fuck richard: the last jedi? more like the last gay die
what the FUCK is up kyle: lil dickie u r ugly
would anyone like some stew: haha retweet
uh,, skinny penis: whats happening
im 11 so shut the fuck up: sorry but,, uhh,, i dont like
im 11 so shut the fuck up: star wars
oovoo javer: what the fuk eleven why the fuck
what the FUCK is up kyle: u r deleted
still a piece of garbage: bye eleven its been fun
im 11 so shut the fuck up: ok so im sitting next to max rn and all shes doing is singing hoedown throwdown from hannah montana fuck
butter my eggroll: yes max queen
butter my eggroll: zig zag, cross te floor, shuffle an d diagonal,,,
im 11 so shut the fuck up: ok stop right there
what the FUCK is up kyle: you have been stopped
oovoo javer: wait back to the star wars thing whta hte fcuk
go back to sleep and starve: go to sLEPE
im 11 so shut the fuck up: ok i know this isnt the time but like max shut the fuck up
im 11 so shut the fuck up: sorry benny:(
uh,, skinny penis: ok so i know this bih in chem and her name is mary
uh,, skinny penis: ohhhhh fuck i wanna deck her
what the FUCK is up kyle: you should
what the FUCK is up kyle: i know mary i bet shes into that
still a piece of garbage: shed nut In Her Pants
I want a Jewish Girl: What has she done wrong? She’s nice to me.
uh,, skinny penis: ok so she like never does her fuckin work and she smells like ass all the time
uh,, skinny penis: i think shes like always high
butter my eggroll: she is
oovoo javer: michaelangelo x raphael tnt fanfic
uh,, skinny penis: not the fuckin time u shit fuck
oovoo javer: i just fuckng nutted
what the fuck richard: stop slandering mary wtf. u should focus on the real villain, lev from oceanography
uh,, skinny penis: i bet u fucked mary huh dickie
butter my eggroll: mary is a ELSVBIAN
what the FUCK is up kyle: bev did YOU fuck mary
would anyone like some stew: lil dickie wouldnt fuck mary shes out of his league
still a piece of garbage: sa v a g e
what the FUCK is up kyle: self roast eddie ur dating him
would anyone like some stew: FUOCK
go back to sleep and starve: i SAID TO GO TO SLEEP
country boy i love you : tbh levs a thot
country boy i love you: sorry ben
uh,, skinny penis: jUST PUT US ON FUCKING MITE
oovoo javer: who the fuck is lev what did he fuck do
oovoo javer: mite
I want a Jewish Girl: He deepthroated a candy cane and lost it.
I want a Jewish Girl: mite
still a piece of garbage: lost it as in laughed or lost it in his throat
still a piece of garbage: mite
uh,, skinny penis: ok,,, bullys
I want a Jewish Girl: Lost it in his throat .
im 11 so shut the fuck up: did he die
oovoo javer: how big was it
what the FUCK is up kyle: i hope he died
butter my eggroll: bill what did he d o to u
what the FUCK is up kyle: hes is ugly
uh,, skinny penis: like his personality orrrrr
hahaha I do that: srry just finished singing hoedown why are we hating the soap
what the FUCK is up kyle: everything
im 11 so shut the fuck up: can we talk about levya shes so ugly
would anyone like some stew: be nice 2 lev he is small
would anyone like some stew: OOOHHH LEVYA What a whole ass trick ass bitch ass bitch
im 11 so shut the fuck up: shes so fuckin lazy and all she does is complain and shes just so annoying
butter my eggroll: levya speaks and i want to C O M M I T sewercide
butter my eggroll: or homicide
im 11 so shut the fuck up: id do both fuck
uh,, skinny penis: who the fuck is levya idk her
go back to sleep and starve: 169 messages. what, ive been gone for 10 minutes
what the FUCK is up kyle: hehehe 69
im 11 so shut the fuck up: sorry benny :(
butter my eggroll: ben wants us dead some times i am some times afraid
still a piece of garbage: he s going 2 kill us all
sticky nut juice: hey guys I was too busy getting some mcsucc what’d I miss
what the fuck richard: hey guys i was too busy giving mcsucc what’d I miss
would anyone like some stew: yall fuckin?
would anyone like some stew: i ddnt know we were in an open relationship i woulda fuqued will eearlier
im 11 so shut the fuck up: we’re pretty open 2
uh,, skinny penis: wait el/max/bev how open are yall
im 11 so shut the fuck up: i mean p open
hahaha I do that: yea we are pretty open
uh,, skinny penis: i saw the thot mary hit on bev earlier
im 11 so shut the fuck up: lmao what :)
butter my eggroll: dustin wyddddddd
butter my eggroll: el is going to Murder Mary
still a piece of garbage: and I brought you myrrh
what the FUCK is up kyle: murDER
still a piece of garbage: Judas! no!
im 11 so shut the fuck up: ok shut the fuck up bill n mike
im 11 so shut the fuck up: were talking about bevs relationship with mary :)
im 11 so shut the fuck up: what he fuck :))) bev :))))
butter my eggroll: ahahhahah what relation ship :)))))))) i have none,,, ,,,,, who is mary
hahaha I do that: square the fuck up thot mary
im 11 so shut the fuck up: imm throw some mother fuckin hands fuck
im 11 so shut the fuck up: ok im clam ok im clam
uh,, skinny penis: clam
oovoo javer: clam
still a piece of garbage: CLaM DOWN
still a piece of garbage: WAR IS HELL
what the FUCK is up kyle: not the time mike
still a piece of garbage: u rite sorry
butter my eggroll: i swear it is nothing shes just a desperate thot and i said hey mary shit the fuck uo
would anyone like some stew: aw i tell mary to shut the fuck up every day
hahaha I do that: mary is a trick ass hoe and i would merk her the first chance i get
go back to sleep and starve: i just chalked on all my water
go back to sleep and starve: an entire water botttles worth of water came back up my throat
uh,, skinny penis: lmao like,,, what
im 11 so shut the fuck up: are u ok ben???
still a piece of garbage: hes Fine
still a piece of garbage: i choke on things bigger than water every day ;)
would anyone like some stew: … thingS?? pluraL??
still a piece of garbage: yeah i choke on bills nut sacks
still a piece of garbage: i meant thing singular smh
what the FUCK is up kyle: i only have 1 dick
still a piece of garbage: i actually meant i choke on bills love daily :/
what the FUCK is up kyle: aww i choke on ur love too <3<3<3<3
what the FUCK is up kyle: also ur dick
oovoo javer: y’all,, what the fuck
uh,, skinny penis: fuck we can outgay them
uh,, skinny penis: @benny and @lucas come outgay them with me
im 11 so shut the fuck up: why are we trying to outgay each other
im 11 so shut the fuck up: we all already know it’s me/bev/max :)
go back to sleep and starve: succ my dick homie
uh,, skinny penis: fuck yes ben
uh,, skinny penis: i succ the dick off
would anyone like some stew: me n my boiz r the gyaest
oovoo javer: y’all are fuckin nast talkin ab succin each other
uh,, skinny penis: oh shut the fuck up u nutsaxk u know ur a hot dog when it comes to ur mans(s)
uh,, skinny penis: fUCK I MEAN HOT DOG
uh,, skinny penis: HOT GOD
uh,, skinny penis: H O R N D O G
I want a Jewish Girl: i think i just threw up a little.
would anyone like some stew: hot dog
uh,, skinny penis: okay, bully
what the fuck richard: ok i’m back
sticky nut juice: yeah me too
uh,, skinny penis: ‘,:) where were u guys
what the fuck richard: i thought i told y’all,, i was givin the mcsucc
go back to sleep and starve: please dont mention it again
what the fuck richard: why egg boii,, u,, uncomfortable????
sticky nut juice: ya ben if ur uncomfortable i count that as homophobia
sticky nut juice: thats considered a hate crime
sticky nut juice: ull be hearing from my lawyer in about 2-4 business days
go back to sleep and starve: i????
go back to sleep and starve: ok
would anyone like some stew: succin w/o me :(
what the fuck richard: dw baby we’ll stop by tomorrow n give u the good succin(™)
would anyone like some stew: heheh ;P
sticky nut juice: ok nvm don’t make that face
oovoo javer: how can y’all feel so comfortable talkin ab dick succin in front of everyone
oovoo javer: smh y’all nasty as shit
would anyone like some stew: when u date richard. that’s just how it be.
sticky nut juice: sorry i only know lil sickie
would anyone like some stew: lil sickie
sticky nut juice: ok bully
uh,, skinny penis: smh ben/lucas when u gon treat me like that
uh,, skinny penis: smh
go back to sleep and starve: uhhhhh,,,
oovoo javer: itreat u the way u deserve to be treated
go back to sleep and starve: i treat u the good the fyuck
what the FUCK is up kyle: not as right as i treat my man
uh,, skinny penis: u don’t talk ab succin like that
go back to sleep and starve : that stuff is private in my opinion
oovoo javer: yeah dusty besides u never bring it up so i mean
uh,, skinny penis: why don’t u want ppl to know that thing that i do with my tongue that drives u guys crazy????
uh,, skinny penis: ever since my teeth grew in my mouth has never looked better or more inviting :)
butter my eggroll: i will b honest i do not Want to hear about anything u do with ur tongue justin
country boy i love you: i
country boy i love you: i nyeed to go cha eck the c h ickens for a se c
uh,, skinny penis: smh y’all are homophobic
uh,, skinny penis: n u know u wanna hear what i can do with my tongue bev
uh,, skinny penis: what that mouth do, amirite
I want a Jewish Girl: I am so disgusted right now, if Mike says anything about our sex life,
I want a Jewish Girl: I will either end you or break up with you.
I want a Jewish Girl: Also, I hate you all.
[December 17, 2017] [2:56 AM] the biggest mood
oovoo javer: yall my sister is a thief
oovoo javer: she be stealin my cheesecake smh
what the fuck richard: uhhh why u eatin cheesecake rn
oovoo javer: lET ME LIVE U SNAKE
[December 17, 2017] [4:36 AM] the biggest mood
what the fuck richard named the group chat the brewski frat(™)
what the fuck richard: PUT AN EXTRA LARGE TAMPON I N MY BREWSKI MY GUY
what the fuck richard: IT HAS A HEAVY FLOW
what the fuck richard: AND A WIDESET VAGINA
[December 17, 2017: 6:37 AM] the brewski frat(™)
I want a Jewish Girl: Yeah, hey,
I want a Jewish Girl: What the fuck.
[December 17, 2017: 12:23 PM] the brewski frat(™)
I want a Jewish Girl: my rabbi hates me
hahaha I do that: whos your rabbi
I want a Jewish Girl: My dad
what the fuck richard: mood
I want a Jewish Girl: He threw an entire Torah at me. That shit almost knocked me the fuck out.
I want a Jewish Girl: I was just trying to practice Hebrew and that bitch threw the Torah.
im 11 so shut the fuck up: smh how disrespectful
sticky nut juice: ya not a moody
im 11 so shut the fuck up: u cant be throwin around the torah
butter my eggroll: you can’t be almsot merkin stanley like that does ur dad want to. Fight.
I want a Jewish Girl: lmao i’m gonna take a bath brb
still a piece of garbage: is that code for something or are u just telling us u have good hygiene
I want a Jewish Girl: lmao just takin a bath brb
go back to sleep and starve: st,, an sTO p
uh,, skinny penis FUCK HE WROTE IMPROPERLY
uh,, skinny penis: WAHTS HAPPENING
uh,, skinny penis: i read in an article for moms that that’s a code word for drugs or something bad
oovoo javer: why the fuck were u on an article for moms
uh,, skinny penis: lmao idk
country boy i love you: blease dont allow him to bathe unless its an actual ba t h
uh,, skinny penis: well what’re we gonna do
uh,, skinny penis: watch him as he bathes to make sure???
what the FUCK is up kyle: i’d watch stan bathe haha ;)
go back to sleep and starve: y’all takin a bath means fuckin suicide
uh,, skinny penis: sTAN NO
I want a Jewish Girl: sTAN YES
butter my eggroll: stanwey no 3: stay awive
country boy i love you: staNLEY MITCHELL URIS,,, stOp
what the FUCK is up kyle: you have been stopped