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1. Apologies to Mrs. Dugnutt by SkazuhiraMiller

   Fandoms: Metal Gear  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2017

   Tags

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   • Kazuhira Miller/Ocelot
   • Kazuhira Miller
   • Ocelot (Metal Gear)
   • Fake Dating
   • Comedy
   • Xmas Supply Drop 2017
   • Banter
   • sick burns
   • Ocelot is a Thirsty Fuck
   • Cowsplaining
   • what do you mean they share a bed
   • completely fabricated infidelity
   • Canon Compliant Awful Fanfic Tropes
   • His Name Is Bobson Dugnutt
   • haha no ass Ocelot
   • Ocelot's E rank in R&D
   • Gratuitous Car Repair

   Summary

   The year is 1977. "Diamond Dogs" doesn't really exist, but if Ocelot and Kaz can rip off these Argentinian communists it will. There's just one problem. The client is onto them. Kaz invents his worst cover story yet. What happens next will warm your heart.

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