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Honestly, Jin should be used to this by now. Namjoon always had this way of surprising him in the oddest of ways.
The younger was strange like that, but that's one of the reasons Jin liked him so much. No matter how bad Jin was feeling, Namjoon would always be there to make him feel better. Like when Jin was sick one time, Joon had done his best to make the older feel better. Even though he found a way to BURN soup. Yes, soup. All Jin could say was charred vegetables added a...interesting taste.
This time was different. This was not the kind of surprise Jin wanted. They had been together for more then 2 years now and Jin thought Namjoon knew better then to do stupid shit like this.
There was a fucking Ikea loveseat in the middle of their bathroom. AN IKEA LOVESEAT. It was blocking the toilet, shower and sink. What the actual fuck.
Jin went off in search of Namjoon. He found him sitting in the kitchen, stuffing his face with ramen and God knows what. "Namjoon, what the fuck?!" The older screeched. Unable to speak, the rapper could only look up with a
confused grunt. He quickly swallowed, "What's up babe?” Jin was fuming. How could his boyfriend be so casual at a time like this?
Jin could bet Yoongi didn't have to deal with this kind of nonsense with Jimin. Those two fit together perfectly. Somehow....even with Yoongi's seemingly cold nature, and Jimin's bubbly, outgoing attitude. They had made this connection. In a way, Namjoon and Jin had had a similar connection. Namjoon was a clumsy mess and Jin had to be there to pick up the pieces. No, literally, Namjoon breaks everything. That's just how things were. But don’t get it twisted, Jin loved Namjoon with all his heart. Even though the rapper could be worrisome and way too passionate during his rants, only to completely tune everything out and start knocking plates onto the floor. But, Jin loved him nonetheless, plate-smashing and all.
"Hello???, Earth to Jin-Hyung??? Hyung? Are you there?" Jin hadn't realized that he had spaced out. The younger pulled him into his lap and they started to snuggle. "Hyung, you're so soft." The rapper grinned. Jin could only roll his eyes and sigh.
About half an hour later the couple was snuggling on their couch watching some random movie. Namjoon was lying on his back with Jin lying on top of him, when Jin remembered the reason he sought out Namjoon in the first place. "Kim Namjoon." The older started.
"Yes my love"? The rapper responded sweetly.
"Why the fuck is there an Ikea Loveseat in our bathroom?" The older demanded.
"Oh. That."
"Yes. That."
"So....you weren't home and I was bored. So I went to Ikea, bought this chair, and assembled it." Jin really honestly wasn't surprised.
He was still pissed."Why the fuck would you put in the bathroom?" He questioned angrily.
"I thought it would be nice if we could cuddle in every room of our house." Well...Jin was not expecting that response.
He blushed and gave the younger a sweet kiss. Short and simple, but there was still a lot of feeling behind it.
"Joon, that's so sweet, but we still need to bathe and pee and do other stuff in there. Let's put it in our bedroom or something. Move some of those Ryan plushies." The rapper looked at the older with shock and disgust in his eyes. "Hyung, I can't believe you would even say that. Maybe you should move some of your weird Mario shrines."
Now it was Jin’s turn to look shocked. "Kim Namjoon. How dare you even think about moving any of my precious Mario merchandise?" Now they were both in a pissy mood and the couch was still in the bathroom. Eventually, the couple decided to move the couch to their bedroom, because there was actually space in there. They still had to move a shelf or 2 to make space. Now the couch was stuck at the Yoonmin household, and was probably being abused in all the wrong ways. (I'm not sorry)
Unfortunately, the only way to make space would be to move 2 of the 4 shelves they had in their bedroom. The big issue was that 2 of the shelves were covered in Mario memorabilia. The other 2, were covered in Ryan EVERYTHING. It was insane. The couple was standing in front of the shelves arguing about what should be moved.
“OH SHUT UP YOU OVERPRICED EGG.” The older screamed, his cheeks red with anger. “I don’t want to move my Mario lipstick collection.”
“Jin, You don’t even use that. It’s not even open.” The rapper deadpanned.
“JOON! That isn’t the point. These are important items.”
“What the fuck are you going to do with a Mario tampons?”
“You never know.” Jin mumbled.
“Seriously Jin?” Namjoon asked incredulously, “Shut your flat ass up” The older spun around with a shocked gasp. “How dare you!” The older fumed, “You know what? I’m going to go stand outside. I need some air. So if you’re wondering where I am, I’m outstanding (Pun intended)” And with that, the older stormed out of the room. Little did the rapper know that Jin had something in store for for him.