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Summary:

Shinichi had agreed to write a cross-over with world-renown author Kuroba Kaito. He had agreed to subject his “cold, hard facts” novel to the eccentricities of the “magical” fantasy world that Kaito had concocted.

He had no idea what he was getting himself into.

(Due to some words being pictures, actual word count is larger. By about 6,000 words right now. Subject to change.)

Notes:

  • Translation into 中文-普通话 國語 available: [Restricted Work] by Anonymous (Log in to access.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan or Magic Kaito, only the events in this fic.

 

PS -Hi everyone! Ready for a new fic? :)

So, this style is a little different than what I usually do. I'm trying to play with the actual 'writing' portion of this fic. To do so, I ended up doing screen shots of the various conversations and writings of Shinichi and Kaito. It might not seem like a lot right now, but later on, I plan to do different things like 'back spacing' or 'highlighting text' that doesn't work as well to write out as it does to see it.

This style will only be for this fic, though, so don't worry. :)

Lastly, I am trying to write the actual 'novel' they are working on in tandem with this so that I don't get too many inconsistancies. As such, I am also trying not to spoil the plot of the novel too much so that you still have the choice to read it and enjoy it if you wish. :)

That being said, let's see how this goes...

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

They decided to use Google Docs as the mode of writing, beta-reading, and flat-out communicating. Well, Shinichi said ‘they’, but it was really Kaito’s idea. Because: “who didn’t own a computer with internet connection? Only someone super paranoid about people breaking into their stuff would have a computer like that!”

Shinichi did not tell Kaito that his own computer had been broken into three times in the past month. The perpetrators had been looking for case files (which Shinichi always kept as hard copies), not his book, so Shinichi wasn’t sure it counted.

Sonoko and Ran went with him to get a laptop and a more powerful wireless modem. The one he had now only allowed for phone apps to be played with any consistency.

Between the two of them, Kaito and Shinichi had also drawn up a tentative back-and-forth. Since Kaito’s stories had both first and third-person views, Shinichi’s third-person-only writing style fit well in the in-betweens. His detective character would work with the police force that Kaito typically used in the third person perspective, adding a different flavor than usual while Shinichi would gain insight into a criminal’s mind.

Kaito had assured Shinichi that he had never committed a crime.

Shinichi… is not 100% sure that he trusts the other author. His instincts have never led him wrong before… but that was neither here nor there.

They had a plan. They had a mode of writing. What they lacked… was a plot.

And Kaito. Wasn’t. Helping.

A Google Doc was open in front of him, displaying Kaito’s very unhelpful comments. The page was littered with two different styles of writing. One was soft and small while the other was full of lavish curls, fitting Kaito’s rather flamboyant personality well. Kaito’s script also contained far more emojis and spelling errors than Shinichi felt necessary. The top of the page was labelled “Plot Ideas”.
Kaito: A heist! :D
Shinichi: Okay… good… start? What kind of heist?
Kaito: one with a gem.
Shinichi: No, really.
Kaito: Oh! Oh! I know!
Shinichi: Okay?
Kaito: Let’s have it be one with snipers and some guys from your Black Organization!
Shinichi: Why are members of the Black Organization coming after KID?
Kaito: Rumours that one of the gems he’s looking for is known for it’s power to grant immortality!
Shinichi: But they would have shown up in your book before now, if that were the case.
Kaito: They come and start shooting at KID and KID-!
Shinichi furiously interrupted Kaito as the other tried to expand on the idea. The cursor depicting Kaito’s words continued to track forward, despite Shinichi’s gratuitous interruptions. 
Shinichi and Kaito: No. being the phenomenal magician he is, No fires his card gun No and wipes out all of th no no no no! em and then a space ship comes down and
Finally fed up, Shinichi clicked lower down on the document where Kaito would be forced to see his words.
Shinichi: NO.
Kaito: What if I
Shinichi: No.
Kaito: But, Shin
Shinichi: No.
Kaito: … meanie.

Every time Shinichi started to get somewhere, the ADHD ass would go off on another tangent!

The same Google Doc, now titled ‘The Story’. The top of the page is labeled “Typical KID MO” while the body is full of notes Shinichi had written down. It looked a little like some of his notes for his professional detective work. He tried not to think too hard about that.
Analysis Point 1: Sends a notice, usually a riddle which confuses the police and only Lacelot can unravel -hard riddle, based on obscure facts or fictions that is not specific to Japan, but points to a Japanese location and gem. 
Analysis Point 2: Plans a heist, ‘magic’ themed, involving sleight of hand and most often disguises. KID’s skills in disguises are meticulous to the point of him/her being considered a ‘perfectionist’. Possible to use against?
Analysis Point 3: Messes with KID Taskforce, has an actual Taskforce, a whole department devoted to catching him. Constantly pranks them during heists, but does no lasting damage to
Shinichi blinked as he finally noticed the words that had appeared underneath his current analysis point. 
Kaito: Aw! :D You’re treating KID like an actual criminal!!!1! That’s adorable!
Kaito: Hey! It’s not quote-unquote magic, it’s MAGIC (all caps and accompanied by a cat-faced emoji with sparkles and glitter surrounding it.) The psarkles and glitter are a necessity.
Kaito: Hey, Shinichi?
Kaito: Shinichi!
Kaito: Shin-chan!
Shinichi: Please never call me that.
Kaito: Finally! I’be been trying to get yoru attention for forever!
Shinichi: What?
Kaito: Can we make Haibara a vampire?
Shinichi: … Haibara won’t be in this.
Kaito: Yeah, I know, but just saying, if she were, could she be a vampire?
Shinichi rubbed the bridge of his nose before replying: Why?
Kaito: She just strikes me as the dark and creepy type! Vampire would totally suit her!
Shinichi: … no.
Kaito: Aw, come on! I bet she’d like it!

Shinichi had no doubt that Miyano Shiho, his friend that Haibara Ai had been based off of, would love to be a vampire, if only in that weird ‘hate-less’ kind of way of hers. That was beside the point.

Under their conversation, he typed his answer.
Shinichi: Vampires don’t exist.
Kaito: They do in my world.
Shinichi: We’re not in your world.
Kaito: Who’s world are we in?
Shinichi: Mine.
Kaito: How did KID get there?
Shinichi: Magic.
Kaito: But magic doesn’t exist in your world. (two emojis, one with a tongue sticking out, and another laughing hysterically)
Shinichi: It does in yours.
Kaito: But we aren’t in my world. (a demurely smiling emoji)

Shinichi gritted his teeth. That was it. He was done!

Kaito wanted to play dumb?

Fine!

Two could play at that game!

His fingers flew across the keyboard as he let his frustration be his answer.
Shinichi: On nights of the full moon, the two worlds, alternate dimensions, get close enough to allow someone to cross between them!

Shinichi cracked his knuckles and sat back in his chair, resting his head back in his hands.

Take that! He thought victoriously. Now what will you do?

Shinichi waited a few seconds, wanting to see Kaito’s reaction. He waited… and waited… and waited. Frowning, Shinichi sat up in his chair. Had he gone too far?

Carefully, he started to type, but Kaito’s response interrupted him.

Shinichi: Kaito, are you
Kaito: Shinichi, I think I love you. (emoji with arms spread wide and sparkles surrounding them)

Shinichi’s cheeks burned as his head met his desk with a heavy thump. Somewhere beyond the study door, Sonoko called to him, asking if he was okay.

“I’m fine!” he called back. To himself, he muttered, “Just suffering the worst embarrassment of my life!”

*             *             *             *             *

Aoko looked over at Kaito, frowning at his over-exuberant look. “What are you so happy about?”

“Shinichi’s mad at me!” Kaito beamed.

Stiffening, Aoko came over to look over his shoulder. She didn’t see anything in the text that would imply that -other than maybe some frustration on the other writer’s part. Her brow furrowed, not seeing what Kaito was. “What do you mean? Why is that a good thing? Isn’t that something we’re avoiding?”

“Sonoko-chan told me that mad Shinichi has the best ideas!” Kaito gestured wildly, nearly shaking his laptop in his excitement. “Alternate universes, Aoko! What’s more scifi than alternate universes?!”

Oh Shinichi, Aoko lamented as Kaito cheered again and kept typing away. What have you done?

Kaito: I Love IT! It’s the Sci-fi I’ve always wanted! Thank you thank you thank yout!
Shinichi: Wait a second. Let’s talk about this.
Kaito: What’s there to talk about? Your universe and my universe mirror each other so closely already! It’s like it’s menat to be!
Shinichi: Kaito, we can’t just have that come out of nowhere. My fans wouldn’t buy it.
Kaito: But my fans would love it!
Shinichi: Let’s at least put some logic to it. Alternate universes aren’t science fiction on their won. You know. You have to provide some backup, and it still doesn’t explain how Conan never heard of KID before now.
Kaito: Ugh, fine!
Shinichi: Fine what?
Kaito: The logic. Gimme a sec! I’m thinking! (thinking face emoji)
Shinichi: Thinking of wha
Kaito: I’VE GOT IT!
Shinichi: Got what?
Kaito: So, my world has magic, yeah?
Shinichi: And mine does not. Yes, I think we have established that.
Kaito: And KID chases after magic gemstones!
Shinichi: And?
Kaito: So so so! What it! One of those gemstones is one that connects two parallel worlds but only on the night of a full moon -when KID does his heists?!
Shinichi: … I think you may be onto something there. :)
Kaito stared at the little smiley-face made up of a colon and half-parentheses. His excitement made itself known with a keyboard smash and an elated emoji of his own.
Kaito: EMOTICON!
Shinichi: Don’t get used to it.

And so, what was a throw-away idea, became the basis of their plot.