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Jimin doesn’t remember how it starts. He doesn’t really care to be honest. It doesn’t matter.
What matters is how obviously wrong this person is, calling Seokjin useless, dead weight, and-- can’t sing? Now that’s crossing the line.
His thumbs fly across his phone’s keyboard, a ferocious scowl on his face.
the response starts with:
now listen here you malignant worm---
and ends with:
Hoseok staring at him from where he paused at the door, taking in the dark room, the only source of light coming from the phone. He takes in Jimin’s hunched figure furiously typing with a murderous glint in his eyes. He backs away slowly and closes the door behind him softly. Not that Jimin notices. He’s too busy screeching in rage at the hateful reply under his comment.
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It actually starts like this.
He’s scrolling through twitter, drinking banana milk that he stole from Jungkook. He’s sprawled on their couch, sinking into it with the relief that only a day off could bring. In the past he’d be at the studio, practicing again and again until he felt it was adequate (just adequate, not good enough. that never happens) but he’s learned. He’s been learning a lot of things lately, all mostly good, all mostly things that his body and state of mind will thank him for.
He chokes on banana milk as he stumbles upon a tweet.
back off bitches @jimin_is_mine_95
but y are Jin’s cheeks so fat he should work on singing before eating (Skull )
He sent a reply before he even registers typing it.
:) @j130695
@jimin_is_mine_95 jin’s cheeks are a blessing and he’s a million times more talented than you’ll ever even hope to be
He stares at his phone in horror for a few seconds before registering that he didn’t use the official twitter handle. Instead, the account he used was one of his many disposable ones. After that, he only feels satisfaction. Especially as he sees more and more replies appearing under the original tweet defending Seokjin and scolding the user.
He takes a long slurp of the banana milk. Serves them right.
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The thing is though.... it doesn’t stop. It’s as if that one tweet opened the floodgates and now everytime he goes on twitter to check on what the fans are up to, he sees hate on Seokjin.
Don’t get him wrong, he’s aware that all of them get hate. He knows; the way everyone knows that the sun rises and sets. He still aches, sometimes, when he remembers the accusations. The pann articles. The trending hashtags. So yeah. He knows.
Only, it’s a bit different isn’t it. When it’s from your own fans, the people who claim to love you. When it’s hate towards the best, the funniest, the kindest, the most amazing person you know.
Hate towards Seokjin-- it just fills him with so much anger he’s trembling from it. So you can bet he’s telling @maknaelinesucker666 where they can shove their opinions on Seokjin’s dancing.
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He’s on his fifth account and he’s honestly just so sick and tired of the negative bullshit. He makes a long thread, his first ever, on why Seokjin deserves all the love. It gets retweeted by an account called @jin_harem and suddenly it has 1k retweets, 1.5k likes, numbers that are still rising, and he gets 100 followers overnight.
He thinks he should make a permanent Seokjin defense account.
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So he does.
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OT6 ONLY
jimins thighs: who else here got attacked by @ksjdefender
lora <3: me
liza: same
bts slay: same omg
Kingtan Sonyeondan: guys shes a solo stan (Skull )
bts slay: ew j*n stans are the worst i hope he leaves soon
jimins thighs: i hope he gets kicked out lmao
liza: his solo fans are cancer (Skull )(Skull )(Skull )
lora <3: her likes have a bunch of jimin tho i just checked
kth: omg ur not blocked?
lora <3: not yet i guess lol
lora <3: but she better not touch jimin or ill fight her ass
kth: i heard ksjdefender isn't a girl tho
jimins thighs: it doesn't matter lol they're just like their bias, always sucking up to jimin
bts slay: fuck i hate it when that pig does that, like stop acting close to jimin and the members
Kingtan Sonyeondan: ikr its obvious they all hate him
The next day @ksjdefender posts screenshots of an ot6 groupchat along with all their usernames.
Jimin watches with vindictive pleasure as one by one they go on private and eventually deactivate.
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“I’m worried about Jimin.” Namjoon says gravely, looking at the apple he plucked from the fruit basket. Sejin’s latest attempt for them to eat healthy on their own.
“Why?” Seokjin asks slowly, shovelling cereal into his mouth, not quite awake yet.
“Doesn’t he seem a bit... intense lately?”
Seokjin makes a thoughtful noise. “Well, he’s been really cuddly. Just ambushing me randomly.”
He pauses, remembering Jimin clinging to him like an octopus, stroking his hair, harshly whispering: you know you’re amazing right? you’re the best don’t ever forget that. You’re so great. And then leaving like he didn’t just almost suffocate Seokjin, scowling as his phone lights up with a notification.
“Actually, yeah, he has been kinda weird lately.”
“Hmm.” Namjoon bites into the apple, not even washing it ‘cause he’s a savage no matter what intellectual front he likes to put up. “So what do we do?”
“He’ll tell us if anything’s wrong.” Seokjin says. He even 60% believes it.
Namjoon just nods his head, munching on his unwashed apple like the barbarian he is. “Alright. You’re the expert.”
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BTS KINGS @btsluvsarang
I think jin has been getting too many lines lately :/ his voice suits ballads its clear he’s struggling with all his parts
Jin Defense @ksjdefender
@btsluvsarang jin could sing death metal and his voice would still suit it. He worked hard for it and he deserves all his lines and more stfu
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“Hyung you sure you can do this?” Jungkook asks, voice cheeky, eyes mirthful.
Hoseok mock groans. “I can see my future now. Staying behind to help him master choreo.”
Yoongi snorts at their antics and Namjoon jumps in the chaos. “Hyung I mastered this already. I’ve left you in the dust. How does it feel to be the only bad dancer left?”
Seokjin laughs and opens his mouth to retort.
“Stop it!”
His teeth clack as his mouth shuts in surprise. Seokjin turns to see a flushed Jimin with his fists clenched.
“Stop it. Seokjin hyung is a great dancer.”
Hoseok and Namjoon exchange looks.
“Um...Yeah?” Jungkook says slowly, looking at him like he’s gone crazy. “We know.”
“It’s just teasing, Jimin.” Yoongi adds, a furrow on his brow.
“Well you should stop.” Jimin says, voice harsh. “It’s not nice.”
“Hey it’s alright.” Seokjin says placatingly, it’s not a big deal and not that bad as far as teasing goes. Clearly it’s not working though as Jimin’s jaw tightens and his fists start trembling.
Seokjin tilts his head. “What’s wrong? You’re usually the first one to tease me.” He laughs.
Jimin doesn’t. He looks at Seokjin with devastated eyes that are honest to god, welling up in tears. Seokjin rushes towards him in panic and Jimin falls into his arms. Not crying, thankfully, but just clutching him and breathing heavily, murmuring words too low and muffled to understand.
Seokjin looks up with panicked eyes. ‘What the fuck’ He mouths to the members, patting Jimin’s back. They shrug helplessly in unison, eyes comically wide. They stay like that for a few minutes. Seokjin soothing Jimin, the members shuffling their feet, no one wanting to disrupt the tension in the air.
“Uhh.” They all jump, whipping their head to the voice. Well except Jimin, who’s now clutching Seokjin protectively and glaring at everyone.
Taehyung stands at the doorway, arms loaded with numerous boxes of packaged chicken, face full of confusion.
“Did I miss anything?”
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JIMIN CANT MAKE A SANDWICH COS HE HAS NO JAMS 1 day ago
I think its better if they gave jins lines to V or maybe Jungkook. He has a lot of parts so he’ll have a lot of screen time.. His screen time should go to the best members so they can attract new fans.
Jimin takes a deep breath to stop from cursing. He's in a dressing room in MBC, he can't get caught. So instead of yelling or cursing, he cracks his knuckles and begins to reply.
He’s never commented on YouTube before but he’s always ready for a new experience. Especially in the name of justice.
His scowl begins to form into an evil smile as he realises he doesn’t have character limit.
He posts his wall of words, satisfied.
A few minutes later:
JIMIN CANT MAKE A SANDWICH COS HE HAS NO JAMS 15 seconds ago
+jj1995 its not that deep. You should stop being a solo stan and realise that all members suffer not just jin. anyway its just my opinion and i know many agree with it.
Jimin’s blood boils. Calm, calm, calm. He chants in his head.
He takes a deep breath, holds it in until he feels his lungs strain, and then slowly releases it, deflating. He’s not gonna reply, as much as it pains him to let them have the last word.
He knows this type. Nothing he says next will matter, not even all the logic in the world will matter. If he replies, they’ll just say he’s overreacting or they’ll get mad at him for trying to stop their freedom of voicing their opinions .
Opinions, Jimin scoffs, suddenly tired. Hateful opinions, hateful words, ignorant ones, callous ones... They hurt as much, if not more, than any physical blow.
He takes another deep breath and closes the YouTube app.
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Jin Defense @ksjdefender
It gets so exhausting, having to fight again and again, for people to at least treat Jin with respect.
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Jimin opens twitter and stares blankly at his screen.
“Damn it.”
His notifications have blown up it's making his phone lag. He hurriedly tries to determine the cause.
In no time at all, he finds it. He finds it and seethes, scrolling through numerous tweets.
Someone made a thread about him and its 200 retweets and 400 likes are steadily rising. The replies have rapidly increased since he first saw it and it seems like every single account he put in place are coming out of woodwork to gang up on him.
But that’s not the problem. They don’t just call him names, make paragraphs about how problematic he is, or make plans to mass report him. Oh no, they don’t just do that. For every comment about his character, there are 3 about Seokjin’s.
It’s like they’re incapable of saying something without dragging Seokjin through the mud. If they have a problem with him, as a “fan,” then the tweets should be about him, his personality. Not Seokjin’s.
It’s so frustrating.
They call him a solo fan but they’re the one’s who are demanding for their bias to go solo. They’re the ones who brought attention to their stupid tweets. He doesn’t start fights out of nowhere, he doesn’t reply in tweets unrelated just to hate.
maknae line @vminkocks
k*jd*fender acts so bold when they should be ashamed. Jin cant dance, cant sing, hes a filler member. he's nothing but a useless freeloader
Jin Defense @ksjdefender
@vminkocks and youre nothing but a sagging gaping asshole thats why all thats coming out from you is shit
He’s fuming. It’s so, so , frustrating. He’s simultaneously fighting with 4 different people, including the maker of the thread.
Oh-ho , Jimin rolls his eyes, not shocked at all. OP’s friends have come to join the party. Now he’s dealing with 8 people.
He stands up from the couch, too wired to be sitting down. He reads tweets of death threats and wishes that turn his scowling face red with violent anger. They wanna fight? So be it.
He may look back on this some day with regret and even shame but for now he’s taking them down. You don’t insult Seokjin in front of him. You definitely don't threaten him either.
He’s so consumed with his phone, he doesn’t notice that he’s not alone anymore. Jungkook and Taehyung stand frozen at the entrance.
They stare at Jimin, who’s muttering words too low to hear, and then at each other. They hold a silent conversation and in a span of 20 seconds they’ve come to an agreement. They do a sped up version of their handshake and Taehyung slaps Jungkook’s back in encouragement.
Jungkook takes a deep breath and approaches slowly, one arm reaching out. “So hyung-”
“Goddamn motherfucking morons.” Jimin hisses and Jungkook recoils, extended arm wilting before it reaches Jimin’s shoulder. He looks at Taehyung with wide eyes, blinking out an SOS.
Taehyung winks left eye and then right and then blinks both eyes twice. Messaged received. He walks in bravely, stopping a few feet from them.
“Jimin we’re gonna go get lunch, you wanna come with us?”
Jimin shows no sign of hearing him. He begins pacing in agitated circles, uttering words so foul they make Jungkook’s mouth drop.
“...or we could go to a temple, or a church instead.” Taehyung laughs nervously.
Jimin shouts in rage, making the two jump. He throws his phone to the couch and curls his fingers like he wants to strangle someone. Jungkook hastily runs to Taehyung’s side while Jimin glares at his phone on the couch, breathing heavily, not paying any attention to them.
They stare at each other with wide eyes. Jungkook jerks his head at Jimin’s direction and Taehyung nods. Second try.
“Jimin?” Taehyung ask.
“Hyung?” Jungkook joins in.
“What? ” Jimin snarls, whirling to them with crazy eyes.
Taehyung and Jungkook clutch each other.
“Nothing.” They both say weakly.
Jimin makes the strangling hand motion again before turning around, stomping to where his phone had landed. He opens it and curses. He spits out angry words, with the occasional growl, as he stomps out the door, leaving Taehyung and Jungkook shaking in each other’s arms.
They tell Yoongi later that night, both tripping on words and talking over each other but by the time the whole encounter was relayed, Yoongi’s face was set in a weird grimace, not knowing whether he should be concerned or proud.
He settles on concerned, mouth curving down into a frown.
Jungkook gasps suddenly, snapping his fingers. “I just remembered. He also said--”
Yoongi’s eyebrows fly to his hairline.
“Up the ass?” He clarifies.
“Yeah.”
“Out the mouth ?”
Jungkook nods somberly.
“With Seokjin hyung’s...?”
Jungkook gives him a dead stare and Taehyung shudders at the image.
Yoongi crosses his arms and looks solemnly at the two. “This is serious.”
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jinmin @mochichochi
Jinmin the cutest mochi couple, a thread (Two Hearts )
Jimin likes, retweets, and saves all the images. He can't help but smile at each picture and gif. He locks his phone and goes looking for Seokjin.
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Seokjin’s lounging on his bed with the sugar gliders while Yoongi cleans their cage. He sighs, thinking about a topic that’s been on his mind lately. “So. Jimin.”
Yoongi pauses. He looks at Seokjin. “I think it’s time we have a group meeting.”
Seokjin nods. “Our room?”
Yoongi grunts in agreement, his focus back on the cage.
Seokjin absentmindedly pets Odeng with one finger. “This situation is pretty confusing. It’s frustrating. It’s-- it’s-”
“Shit.” Yoongi spits.
Seokjin nods at him. “Exactly. This situation is shit.”
“No.” Yoongi corrects. “Actual, literal, shit. I touched it.”
Seokjin laughs so hard he shakes a resting Eomuk off his shoulder.
“Do you want to clean the cage instead?” Yoongi asks pointedly. “There’s another one left.”
Seokjin wipes his eyes, still giggling. “Sorry, sorry.” He looks at Yoongi’s unimpressed face, newly cleaned hand hanging limply away from his body, and bursts into laughter again.
Yoongi slowly smiles. “Okay it’s pretty funny.” He concedes.
“It’s hilarious.” Seokjin corrects, laughter finally winding down.
“One cage left.” Yoongi reminds him and Seokjin lifts up his hands in surrender, eyes sparkling with mirth. Yoongi’s mouth quirks into a small smile.
They fall into comfortable silence. Seokjin lavishing attention to the babies while Yoongi cleans the other cage.
“Speaking of shitty situations.” Yoongi says, his back still turned. “When are you gonna end our suffering and finally confess?”
Seokjin stills. “That's completely unnecessary.”
“No it’s not. This has been going on for far too long.” Yoongi gets up from the floor, cleaning his hands with wet wipes, and sits with him on the bed.
“You know I can’t.” Seokjin says quietly, nuzzling Eomuk for comfort. “He doesn’t love me back.”
Yoongi barks a laugh. “That’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve said yet.” He looks at Seokjin wryly. “And you’ve said a lot of stupid shit.”
Seokjin kicks him. “Hey, you’ve had your fair share too.”
Yoongi raises an eyebrow, not letting him wriggle out of the main topic and Seokjin rolls his eyes. “Okay so he loves me. I know that.”
“Everyone knows-”
“Shut up.” Seokjin whines. “Stop saying that.”
Yoongi shrugs, letting an exploring Odeng climb his leg.
“Anyway.” Seokjin says. “He’s oblivious. He doesn’t know he loves me.”
Yoongi snorts.
“He doesn’t!” Seokjin insists. “I have eyes. And I have a spy.”
Yoongi looks at him with a raised eyebrow. “I love the kid but you know Jungkook’s not the most… observant.” He smiles down at Odeng who’s nuzzling his knuckles. “Just because Jungkook’s the third member of your little gang doesn’t mean he’s the best for the job.”
“I know that. I’m not stupid.” Seokjin says. “The spy is Taehyung.”
Yoongi hums. “The best friend. Not a bad idea.”
“Jimin hasn’t said anything to him and you know how they-”
“Tell each other everything?” Yoongi finishes. “Yeah.”
“Yeah.” Seokjin sighs, lips forming a tiny pout, eyes downcast. Yoongi looks at him for a moment. If Jimin really hasn't said anything to Taehyung… he frowns.
“Come here.” He says, opening his arms.
Seokjin looks at him with a wobbling lower lip. Yoongi grabs his arm and gently yanks him up for a hug, conscious of the sugar gliders.
Seokjin sags into his side, arms wrapping around Yoongi’s body, head resting on Yoongi’s shoulder.
“Why don’t you tell him?” Yoongi asks quietly. “You already know he loves you back.”
Seokjin shakes his head. “You know why. It’s not right If I do it.”
Yoongi sighs, carding a comforting hand through Seokjin’s hair. “You and your ridiculous sense of right and wrong. Maybe he’s hiding it cos he thinks it’s not right to tell you. Maybe he’s waiting for you to say it first. You ever think about that?”
Seokjin huffs and pinches his side.
“Ow!” Yoongi scowls. “This is what I get for being the greatest roommate?”
Seokjin rubs the skin he pinched in apology. “You are the greatest roommate. What would I do without you?”
“Clean the babies’ cage for once?” He asks dryly.
Seokjin pinches him again and this time, Yoongi laughs. Seokjin moves to do it again but Yoongi grabs his hand before he could even try.
“What’s going on?”
Seokjin and Yoongi look up to see Jimin standing at the door with a forced smile, eyes darting between the both of them before it lands heavy on their hands. Yoongi drops the hand like it burnt him.
“Jiminie.” Seokjin pouts. “Yoongi’s being mean to me.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes. “Do you ever stop lying?”
Seokjin pokes his tongue out at him. He turns to smile at Jimin. “What’s up? Did you want to play with the babies?”
“No.” He says slowly, frowning. “I was just gonna hang out with you.”
“On the bed right?” Yoongi smirks.
Jimin glares at him. “You’re not the only one who can.”
Yoongi laughs and Jimin’s face turns thunderous.
“Come cuddle with us!” Seokjin butts in with a wide smile. He holds out an arm and Jimin walks with determined steps to them.
He deliberately squeezes down between their bodies, elbowing Yoongi aside as he curls up to Seokjin’s side.
Yoongi gives Seokjin a pointed look over Jimin’s head.
Seokjin kicks him off the bed as he drags Jimin down to properly snuggle.
Yoongi huffs and gathers the sugar gliders to gently place them back to the newly cleaned cage. He looks back at them and snorts at Jimin’s blissed out face.
Yoongi leaves them. He finds it hard to believe that Jimin doesn’t know he’s in love. But if he really doesn’t… a little nudge to help him realise won’t hurt.
He’s the best roommate after all.
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LIE @solopjpjm
Jin should practice singing instead of using his mouth for stupid jokes. Hes embarrassing the members
(Fork And Knife ) (Graduation Cap ) (Crown ) @postgradksjin
@solopjpjm Jin has articles written about his jokes & his vocals are being praised. YOU should work on yourself bcos your sense of humor is dead & you’re deaf too
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“What are you nodding at?” Hoseok leans forward and Jimin throws his phone to the ground, wincing at the sound of cracking glass.
“Nothing.” He says casually. Hoseok stares incredulously at him, then at the phone on the ground.
“Nothing.” He repeats flatly. “Really.”
Jimin crosses his arms, staying stubbornly silent.
“You know I’ve caught you watching weird role-play porn before right?” Hoseok says slowly. “I’m not gonna judge whatever new fetish you have.”
Hoseok pauses, looking around. “I’m definitely judging you for watching it in the middle of the day though, and in the kitchen too! Yoongi hyung’s gonna bitch if he finds jizz on the counter.”
“It’s not porn.” Jimin denies, face tomato red.
“It’s not water sports right? I had the worst experience-”
“It’s not porn!” Jimin buries his head in his hands. Ears probably steaming from how hot it is. He looks up at Hoseok. “And i’m not masturbating in the kitchen, what the fuck hyung that’s disgusting.”
“Alright.” Hoseok says, clearly not believing him. “What was it then?”
“What?”
“The thing on your phone that you were really into.” Hoseok says. “You were so focused, nodding along.”
“How did you conclude I was watching porn from that? ” Jimin asks in disbelief.
Hoseok shrugs. “You had your little aroused smile on.”
Jimin chokes. “My what? ”
“It’s pretty distinct.” Hoseok plops down on the stool next to him and pats his back. “So if it wasn’t porn, what was it?”
Jimin curses himself, using his coughs from choking to buy time. He should’ve been more aware of his surroundings. It’s a good thing his phone’s screen protector is the one that won’t let anyone see what’s on it just from glancing. He desperately thinks about what to say as his cough finally dies down. He looks at Hoseok, who’s already staring at him expectantly. Damn.
“I was reading an article.” He says at last.
Hoseok raises an eyebrow. “Article on what?”
‘Us. I mean, the group. Our band. Bangtan.”
“Oh yeah?” Hoseok’s voice is skeptical.
“Yeah. It just made me really emotional. They were talking about our struggles and what we had to overcome-”
“Uh-huh.”
“-and where we are now, and all the things we’re achieving.” He ends with a rush.
Hoseok stares at him silently for a moment and Jimin wills him to believe. Urging him to take the explanation with the power of his eyes.
Hoseok stands. “Alright then.” He pats Jimin’s head. “I’m gonna go to the studio. Wanna come?”
“Um no. I’ll catch up later.”
“Okay. You should send me the link. It sounds like a good one.”
“Will do.” JImin says weakly.
Hoseok gives him a brilliant smile, one that Jimin tries to match, before leaving, humming as he walks out.
Jimin sags, hitting his forehead. Stupid. Stupid.
He needs to be more vigilant.
At least Hoseok believed his cover story. Or at least he won’t tell anyone that he was watching porn in the kitchen.
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“He was watching porn in the kitchen.” Hoseok announces to the gathered group. “No penis out though, it was just kinky.” He adds hurriedly and the members release a collective sigh of relief.
Hoseok sits back down, finished with his report.
“Who’s next?” He looks around at the members, gathered for the meeting that started the minute Jimin left to hang out with his friends.
Seokjin’s at the edge of his bed near the pillows, hugging a plushie to his chest, Namjoon’s sitting on the edge as well, and Taehyung’s sitting on the floor, leaning against the bed in the space between them. Yoongi’s sitting on his swivel chair, Jungkook’s sitting on top of the desk, and Hoseok’s sitting on Seokjin’s chair, completing the circle.
Oh yeah. Hoseok clears his throat. “Did I mention he never clearly stated that it wasn’t water sports?”
“What the hell is happening to him?” Taehyung asks, face upset. “He hasn’t told me he has a new kink. He always tells me immediately.”
Namjoon looks at Seokjin. “You said he would tell us if anything was wrong.” He accuses.
“I said I believed it 60%” Seokjin defends. Pauses. “Or was that just in my head?”
Namjoon groans. “Jimin could be dying for all we know!”
“Don’t say that!”
“Oh my god Namjoon.”
Jungkook frantically knocks on wood.
“No one’s dying.” Yoongi says firmly, cutting through the noise and ignoring the pillow Seokjin pelts at Namjoon.
“Sorry guys.” Namjoon bows his head apologetically. “I’m just worried.”
“We all are.” Taehyung pats his leg. Namjoon smiles at him before turning serious.
“But what’s wrong with him? When did it start?” He asks.
Yoongi frowns. “And how do we make it better?”
They fall into contemplative silence.
“Hyung.” Jungkook says and they all turn to him expectantly. He smiles sheepishly and corrects himself. “Seokjin hyung.”
Seokjin tilts his head. “Yeah?”
“You didn’t make your report yet.”
“Oh yeah.” He says, face thoughtful. “Not really much to report though. As I’ve told Namjoon, he’s just been really clingy. And protective.”
He looks at them with a frown. “Except, there was a Situation the other day I was talking with the new stylist. He said that maybe I should try a new style and Jimin came from nowhere and started ranting about how I’m perfect, just the way I am.” Seokjin arms flail. “The new guy was on the verge of tears. I had to drag Jimin away and cuddle him for at least 15 minutes.”
The group ‘hmm-s’ in contemplation.
“Was the stylist cute?” Taehyung asks. “You know how jealous he gets.”
Seokjin thinks about it then shakes his head. “No. To the stylist and Jimin being jealous. So I guess it wasn’t really, technically, a Situation.”
Taehyung nods in acceptance and thinks some more. They all know the different faces of Jimin’s jealousy. If Seokjin says he wasn’t jealous, then that’s that. He’s the expert after all.
“I read about a ‘second puberty’ recently.” Namjoon says. “Could that be it?”
“Mmm.. maybe.” Seokjin says, clearly doubtful.
“He’s been having pretty big mood swings.” Yoongi points out. “Maybe it is second puberty. Whatever that is.”
“Oh man. Those mood swings are the worst.” Hoseok complains. “He keeps waking me up with his angry yelling. If not the yelling, then it’s giggles.”
He points to his dark circles. “I had to scold him last night. I couldn’t get straight 3 hours of sleep without him waking me up.”
“Does that mean he hasn’t been sleeping?” Jungkook asks quietly.
The groups pauses, frowning.
“That’s not good.”
“But what was he yelling about?” Namjoon asks Hoseok.
“I don’t know! He just avoids the questions.”
The group falls into silence once more, each face showing their worry and frustration.
“It’s his phone!” Taehyung shouts suddenly, sitting up straight. “He’s always on his phone now.”
“Now that I think about it.” Hoseok says slowly. “I’ve never seen him without it. I mean, we’re all bad but it’s like his phone is attached to his hand.”
“I can’t think of a time when I saw him without his phone this week.” Seokjin frowns.
“Do you think he has a secret relationship?” Jungkook asks.
“Oooh and it’s super passionate that’s why he’s always exploding and really intense?” Taehyung adds, eyes excited.
“What, you think he’s moved on?” Yoongi says skeptically. “That he found someone better looking than Seokjin hyung?”
They all turn to a faintly blushing Seokjin, the light from the window casting him in an ethereal glow. He blinks slowly, his eyelashes kissing his face. When he opens his eyes, they're dark brown and alluring.
Everyone stares at him in a daze for a moment before they burst into snorts and laughter.
“Yeah, no. Forget I said anything.” Taehyung says to Yoongi’s smug face.
“That face is not a face one gets over easily.” Namjoon points to Seokjin. “Especially not after years of pining.”
“I have a personality too, you know.” Seokjin huffs.
“And it’s a great one.” Hoseok assures him. “As great as your face.”
“You’re a treasure.” Jungkook agrees.
“So why don’t we use him?” Yoongi says, excited as plans form behind his eyes.
“What?” Seokjin asks and the faces of the members show him he’s not alone in his confusion.
“The problem seems to be Jimin’s phone right?” Yoongi looks around. “And we agree that he’s still in love with Seokjin hyung?”
“What’s the point?” Seokjin cuts in.
Yoongi huffs. “The point is, we need to separate Jimin and his phone. Or maybe at least get him to take breaks.”
“And who better to distract him than you!” Namjoon looks at Seokjin excitedly. “This is a great plan.”
The rest of the members look excited but Seokjin is dubious. “It doesn’t seem right to use Jimin’s feelings against him like this.”
All talking stops.
“It’s not like that.” Hoseok says, scrunching up his nose, thinking on how to explain it better.
“You’ll just do what you usually do.” Taehyung says. “You spend a lot of time with him already… just add a few more dates so he doesn’t get sucked into his phone.”
Hoseok points to Taehyung proudly. “Exactly.”
“And it’s not like you’re manipulating his feelings or leading him on.” Jungkook adds.
“You’re as madly in love with him as he is with you. I don’t know how he hasn’t realized yet.” Namjoon shakes his head.
“It’s the acting classes.” Seokjin jokes weakly. “Are you sure about this plan?”
“ Yes.” Yoongi says forcefully, glaring at him. “Go on more dates with him. It’s not like you don’t want to.”
“Go on dates with him and make him stop being scary.” Taehyung orders.
“And then end our suffering and date for real!” Jungkook adds with a wide smile making everyone burst into laughter.
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Anonymous asked: Can you translate this please? twitter . com/nerdlords/status/9951020293682
Jin and Jimin were spotted at Everland today!
OP was waiting in line with her boyfriend and she saw them step out from the roller coaster. Jin had his arms around Jimin, probably to steady him as he was leaning heavily on Jin, he must’ve been weak in the knee, but the OP says they were both smiling wide so i’m sure they had fun.
#jinmin #dates #actual boyfriends #who wants to bet park jimin wasnt actually scared and just used it as an excuse to lean on jins chest
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“Hey.” Seokjin pops his head into Jimin’s room. “You wanna watch The Notebook with me?”
“Again?” Jimin asks, already getting up from his bed.
Seokjin smiles. “I’m feeling a bit romantic.”
Jimin smiles back. “How about Titanic?” He asks and races to Seokjin’s room before he can reply.
“Jack! Nooooo!” Seokjin calls out to him as he starts running too.
Jimin laughs and laughs, climbing the stairs two steps at a time before collapsing in a triumphant heap on the cozy couch in front of the TV.
They watch Titanic curled against one another, clutching hands when the boat starts sinking. Jimin cries into Seokjin’s shoulder and doesn’t look at his phone once.
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BTS
Hi everyone it’s been a while
1 hour ago
BTS
It’s Jimin
1 hour ago
BTS
Since it’s dinner time, have you all eaten?
1 hour ago
BTS
I’m excited, Jin hyung’s gonna take me to a new restaurant he discovered
1 hour ago
BTS
That’s it hahaha I just wanted to stop by and say hello
1 hour ago
BTS
I love you
1 hour ago
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Jimin laughs at the fans enthusiastic replies in the vlive chat. Armys are so cute. They’re the best. He’s a bit ashamed to admit that lately he’s been focusing more on the bad side instead of the good side of the fandom.
One chat in all caps yells for him and Seokjin to have fun on their date. He giggles.
“Hey, you ready?” Seokjin asks from the door, pink cheeked and soft.
Jimin beams at him. “Yeah.” He slides his phone in his pocket as he stands up, running his hand through his hair.
He bumps his shoulder with Seokjin’s, humming as they make their way out the dorm to get dinner.
“You’re in a good mood.” Seokjin says, looking at him with a faint smile.
“Just read something funny.” He shrugs with a smiles.
“I’m glad. You’ve been so frowny lately I was starting to get worried your face would get stuck that way.” Seokjin says lightly, nudging his arm. Jimin grabs his hand and twines their fingers together.
“No need to be worried.” He assures, swinging their arms. “I’m still the same Jimin you know.”
He looks at Seokjin at the corner of his eyes. “Still the same Jimin you love.”
He holds his breath but Seokjin just smiles. “Good. The others were starting to think you’d kill them in their sleep.”
Jimin wilts. “Who said I wasn’t? I might be in the mood for murder.” He mutters darkly.
“You’re always in the mood for murder.” Seokjin laughs.
“You’re one to talk!” He squawks, indignant. “You get slightly inconvenienced and you start making plans like an anime villain.”
“Hey! No more free dinner for you!” Seokjin pouts. “I’m banishing you to the shadow realm.”
“You’re ridiculous.” Jimin laughs, clutching Seokjin’s arm to his shaking body for balance.
They stop in front of Seokjin’s car, smiling at each other and the car beeps as Seokjin presses his keys to unlock it.
“Come on then Jimin whom I know and love very much.” Jimin’s breath hitches. “Let’s go get some dinner.”
Before going to his side of the car he sweeps Jimin’s fringe off his eyes with a soft smile and gentle eyes. Jimin’s heart stutters, he’s frozen at the spot for a few seconds. Nothing can compare to the electrifying feeling of Seokjin’s touch. Not even his complete take down of @pjmpeachyasshole earlier that day.
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방탄소년단 @BTS_twt
Dinner with my Worldwide Cutie!
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#JIMIN
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SHUT THE FUCK UP JIMIN JUST SAID ~MY~ WORLDIWDE CUTIE JINMIN IS REAL EVERY OTHER SHIP FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH
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“Hey.” Taehyung says quietly. “I’m still your best friend right?”
Jimin stares at him incredulously. “Of course you are! My very best.”
They’re back to their schedules of intense practicing and recording. Jimin and Taehyung are alone in the dance studio, sitting side by side against the wall mirrors, just finished with their extra practice.
Taehyung smiles at him faintly before looking down on his stretched out legs. “Then, you’d tell me if you have a new kink?”
“I always tell you when I have a new kink.” Jimin says with a frown. “What’s this about?”
Taehyung shrugs. “Just something Hoseok hyung said a while ago.”
Jimin’s face burns. “I wasn’t watching porn in the kitchen.”
“Right.” Taehyung frowns, obviously not believing him.
“I wasn’t. ” Jimin insists. “I was…” He presses his lips together.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Jimin.” Taehyung looks at him seriously. “You can’t just hold whatever this is in. I can tell It’s been affecting you.”
Jimin stays silent, wringing the hem of his shirt with a frown.
Taehyung bumps their shoulders gently and gives him time to think.
They stay silent for minutes until finally Jimin sighs.
“It’s a pretty big secret.” He admits quietly. “I’m in love with Jin hyung.”
Jimin looks down as heavy silence falls.
“Oh.” Taehyung says at last. “Since when?” He continues in a casual voice. Jimin freezes. Too casual.
“You knew? ” Jimin asks incredulously.
“Um.” Taehyung scratches his cheek, looking away.
“Since when?” Jimin asks, heart in his throat. Taehyung can’t know. He just can’t. Cos if he knows that means others might know too. Seokjin might know and he absolutely can’t because it will ruin everything and Jimin would rather die than have Seokjin hate him.
“Well.” Taehyung hedges. “Since always? You weren’t trying very hard to hide it. Or maybe, you just weren’t very good at hiding it.”
Jimin swallows. “Do you think... Do you think Seokjin hyung knows?”
Taehyung bursts out laughing. “Of course he does! Man I think he’s the first one who figured it out.”
Jimin freezes but Taehyung continues talking. “We’ve been telling him to make a move already but you know how he is with emotions. That’s why I’m so glad you’ve been going on dates.”
Jimin whips his head to Taehyung. “What.”
“I’m so glad you told me about this Jimin.” Taehyung beams at him. “Now you can confess to Jin hyung and you can finally be together. He was just waiting for you all this time you know.”
“No. No I didn’t know that.” Jimin half screeches, hysterical. He clutches his hair with wide eyes. “I didn’t know any of this at all.”
“Oh.” Taehyung frowns. “Is that why you never said anything to me before?”
Jimin stills and glances at him guiltily. Him and Taehyung have always told each other everything, it’s one of those unspoken promises. They might not tell each other right away but the important thing is that they tell each other eventually, as soon as they can. They’ve each withheld stuff from each other for months but Jimin has been keeping this secret to himself for years .
“I’m sorry. I wanted to tell you.” He says softly.
“Hey it’s alright.” Taehyung interrupts him. “I don’t expect you to tell me every single thing Jimin.”
“But you’re my best friend.” Jimin frowns. “If I can’t tell you then who can I tell?”
“Then why didn’t you?” Taehyung asks, voice curious with no trace of accusation at all.
Jimin grimaces and then lets out a sigh. “I was scared.” He admits.
“About what?”
Jimin snorts. “We don’t exactly live in a very accepting society.” He scowls to the ground. “Just the fact that I like hyung like that at all was scary.”
Jimin glances at Taehyung and then looks back down on his feet. “I was afraid that things would change. I was scared that I’d ruin things with Seokjin hyung and I never want anything like that to happen.” He takes a deep breath. “And… and I know it’s silly but I wasn’t sure you’d like me anymore… if you found out.”
“Jimin.” Taehyung starts hesitantly. “Hoseok hyung literally gushes about the cute idols we meet in music shows.”
“I said it was silly.” Jimin snaps. Taehyung raises his arms in surrender and Jimin deflates. “Sorry.” He says. “I know it’s ridiculous but that...that’s Hoseok hyung. He’s brave like that. Just the thought of even telling Seokjin hyung makes me want to pass out. I just don't want to ruin things.”
Taehyung throws his arm across Jimin’s shoulders and drags him for a hug. “You know we love you right? No matter what?”
Jimin nods into Taehyung’s chest. “I know. It’s just that I kept it in for so long it’s so much harder to talk about it now I guess. And since I don’t have anyone to talk with, all the thoughts stay in my head and get all…” he wriggles his fingers.
“Messed up?” Taehyung supplies.
“Yeah.”
“Well then, let’s un-mess it up!” Taehyung announces, letting him go and turning his body so him and Jimin are facing each other.
Taehyung adjusts his crossed legs and clasps Jimin’s shoulders. “Do you want me to make you a power point?”
Jimin swats his hands away from his shoulders. “No. I need you to help me with my relationship problem with Seokjin hyung.”
Taehyung shrugs. “I don’t see how it’s a problem. In fact, I believe everything will fall according to place now.”
“Stop messing around.” Jimin whines. “This is serious.”
“I am being serious! Just go and confess! Seokjin hyung will accept and confess too and then you can go on more dates and make it official. Well, not official official but you know what I mean.”
“I can’t just go up to him like that.” Jimin hisses, smacking his leg. “Can’t you let him know I love him and make him approach me instead?”
Taehyung stares at him for a second before groaning, flopping to the ground and staring at the fluorescent lights above him with despair. “Impossible. This is impossible.”
“What? What’s wrong with you.”
“Dummies. Complete idiots.” Taehyung continues to mutter to the air.
“I can hear you, you know.” Jimin pops his face above Taehyung’s with a scowl, blocking the light from above and casting shadows on Taehyung’s face.
“Good.” Taehyung tells him. “Cos’ you’re being dumb. You and Jin hyung both.”
Jimin scowls harder and moves away with a huff. Taehyung sits up and turns to look at his sulking figure seriously.
“Jimin you both love each other but won’t confess and that’s stupid. It’s so stupid.” Taehyung sits in front of Jimin and uncrosses his arms so he can hold his hands. “You’re both stubborn because of your own fears but you’re not gonna out-stubborn Seokjin hyung on this one. Because according to Yoongi hyung, for reasons that really should be discussed seriously between you and Seokjin hyung, he actually believes that keeping silent and waiting for you to say something first is the right thing to do.”
Jimin frowns down at their hands, his uncertainty clear. Taehyung sighs in exasperation. “You can’t honestly tell me you’ll be content for things to stay the way they are. Not after knowing that Seokjin hyung feels the same way.”
“Well, no but-”
“Are you just gonna continue growling and hissing like a feral cat whenever someone makes a move on hyung? When you won’t even say anything to him about how you really feel?”
“Hey! I don’t growl and hiss like a feral cat.”
“Oh Jimin.” Taehyung looks at him with pity. “You do. You’re the crazy cat that attacks people’s toes and scares everyone. We call it Situation Number 5-”
“What-”
“AKA: when someone outside the group is being physically intimate with Seokjin hyung, you start growling, hissing, and you also mutter darkly.”
Jimin frowns. “I do that out loud?”
“Yes you do honeybunch, but don’t worry, you never do it in public. Plus we got it all categorized so we’re prepared to handle any Situation. Capital S.”
“How many S ituations are there?” Jimin asks, unwillingly fascinated, making sure to emphasize the capital S.
“Seven. We made it like that so it’ll match how many members we have.” Taehyung beams proudly. “The scariest Situation is of course, number 7. That’s when your eyes go crazy and you start becoming really sweet.” Taehyung shudders.
“Oh.” Jimin says. If he can’t even hide how he feels, to the point that the members have categories for how...intense..he gets, then it’s not really a surprise that they know then. He’d feel more embarrassed if he wasn’t so relieved. He knew, in the back of his mind, that all his fears about how the members would react was irrational. He knows it’s stupid to fear at all when his members are so open about, well, everything. Jimin’s pretty sure they’ve all kissed each other at least once. (Him and Seokjin have kissed on the lips twice and have left each other “chaste” kisses on foreheads and cheeks. He keeps track of each one.) Plus the fact that Seokjin has known all this time and nothing’s changed, that he obviously doesn’t hate Jimin, means that this could only be good. This could be his chance.
Still. The heart will always be more complicated and loud than the head, and unfortunately, fear almost always wins out against logic. Especially when you have to deal with it alone.
He looks at Taehyung, who’s waiting patiently for him to sort out his thoughts, and feels a rush of gratitude and love.
“Thanks Taehyung.” Jimin smiles at him. “I really needed this talk. I’m sorry it took me so long to talk to you about it.”
Taehyung smiles at him gently before sniffing and tilting his head up haughtily. “If you spoke to me about this sooner we could’ve settled this and you could’ve been banging Seokjin hyung right now.”
Jimin sputters. “I’m not actually gonna talk to him yet!”
Taehyung gapes at Jimin incredulously. He closes his open mouth and his face transforms as he turns serious. There’s a glint in his eyes that means he’s about to do or say something drastic and Jimin starts to sweat.
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“So, what’s the progress on The Jimin Job?” Jungkook asks, draping himself over Seokjin’s back.
“This isn’t a mission.” He says, unbothered by the extra weight on his back as he plays on his 3DS. “I’m not gonna do status reports.”
Jungkook hooks his head over Seokjin’s shoulder. “But it’s cool if we pretend this is a mission.”
“You’re a dork.” Seokjin says fondly.
“But I’m not wrong!” Jungkook wriggles his chin. “So? How is it?”
The door slams open, startling the both of them.
Jimin stands at the entrance, body hunched over as he tries to catch his breath.
“Jeon Jungkook.” He huffs, pointing a threatening finger at him. “Get away from my man.”
Jungkook and Seokjin’s jaws drop.
“What?” Seokjin chokes out, ignoring the sound of his character dying.
Jimin flushes at the sound of Seokjin’s voice but he hasn’t let the finger pointing at Jungkook down yet. Jungkook stands up, looks at him, then down at Seokjin, then back at Jimin again.
“Huh.” Jungkook says. He tilts his head and slowly sets his hand down, watching as if in slow motion as Jimin focuses on the hand, his eyes widening dangerously. Jungkook’s hand lands on Seokjin’s shoulder softly and Jimin spasms.
“I’ll kill you!” He screeches.
Seokjin hastiy drops to the ground and crawls away as Jimin launches himself at Jungkook with a battle cry.
Jungkook, too stunned, catches him in his arms which gets him a solid smack to the face.
“Ow!” He drops Jimin but Jimin clings on, scratching at every exposed skin he can reach.
“Fucking Ow! What the hell- Mhgjaksd.” Jungkook goes down, getting choked by his own shirt collar.
Seokjin watches paralyzed on the floor, clutching his 3DS to his heart. The door bangs open again and Taehyung stumbles in, out of breath.
“Oh my god.” He takes in Jungkook desperately trying to roll away from a crazed Jimin and Seokjin frozen on the floor. He looks down at his hands with wide eyes. “What have I created.”
Seokjin turns to him wildly. “What the hell is happening!”
Taehyung hurriedly helps him up. “Hyung I can explain. You’ll thank me for it, I swear.”
“Don’t touch what you can’t afford bitch!” Jimin yells.
“Can you calm down please, goddamn.”
Taehyung and Seokjin look and find the tables turned from earlier. Now Jungkook has subdued Jimin by sitting on his back as Jimin struggles to get up from the floor.
Jimin manages to free his arm and flails it, blindly reaching out and hitting Jungkook on his stomach.
“Ow! Hyung what the hell!” Jungkook recoils, hunching into himself as Jimin wriggles himself free. He stands over Jungkook with his hair disheveled and chest heaving from exertion.
“That’s what you deserve you conniving, man-stealing, Jezebel!” Jimin spats.
“What does that even mean. ” Jungkook groans, flopping to the ground. He looks way worse than Jimin. His shirt is ripped from the collar down to his shoulders, his arms are covered in scratches and his neck is even worse. His left cheek is red from the smack earlier.
Taehyung avoids Seokjin’s pointed look.
“Don’t act like you don’t know.” Jimin growls. “You may have been working out a lot more now but you’ll never beat my thighs.”
Jungkook stares at him with a hybrid look of extreme disbelief and confusion. He explodes. “What the hell are you talking about!”
“My ass is better than yours!” Jimin yells back. “Seokjin hyung loves it!”
“Alright that’s enough.” Seokjin steps in between them, facing Jimin with his ears red, ignoring Jungkook’s confused sputtering behind him.
Jimin flushes but refuses to look away as Seokjin steps closer to him and asks. “What’s going on Jimin?”
Jimin’s eyes dart behind Seokjin nervously, whatever he sees there makes him stand up straight and look at Seokjin again with resolve.
“Seokjin hyung I love you.” He says and Seokjin takes a step back. Jimin darts forward and grabs his hands. “I’m in love with you.” He says earnestly not looking away from Seokjin’s wide eyes. “And I’ve loved you for years and years now but I’ve been so scared. I didn’t want to say anything because I was worried it would change us. That things would be different in a bad way. But now I know! I know you feel the same way as me, that you- that you love me too and hyung I swear I’ll do everything I can to make you happy. To make you believe I’m worth it.”
Jimin desperately kisses their linked hands. “So please.” He pleads. “Please, please, choose me instead of Jungkook. Accept my confession and not his.”
There’s a stunned silence as Seokjin stands speechless in front of Jimin.
“What the fuck.” Jungkook says faintly behind them. “What the actual fuck im not- mmph!”
“Don’t mind us.” Taehyung says. “Carry on!”
Jimin shuffles nervously where he stands. “I’m not gonna force you or anything. If you’re not ready it’s okay I just wanted you to know-”
“Jimin.” Seokjin cuts him off with a growing smile. “I love you too.”
Jimin freezes, eyes growing wide. “Oh wow.”
“I’ve been in love with you for years too.” Seokjin laughs.
Jimin laughs with him, heart overflowing with joy. He throws his arms around Seokjin’s broad shoulders, making him lean down until their foreheads are touching.
“I love you so much.” Seokjin says.
“How much?” Jimin teases.
“Let me show you.” Seokjin buries his hand on Jimin’s hair and closes the gap between them. They’re both smiling too wide, teeth clacking together, arms tightly wrapped around each other. It’s not the most romantic kiss ever but they both agree that it’s perfect.
They break off the kiss with wide smiles and flushed faces. Jimin licks his lips. “So uh, could you also show me how much you love me in your room?”
Seokjin laughs and presses a deep kiss to Jimin’s lips. “Race you.” He whispers and takes off running. Jimin shakes out of his daze yelling, “Hey not fair!” before running after him, giggling all the way.
Jungkook glares at Taehyung, who’s staring at the spot where Seokjin and Jimin left with proud tears in his eyes. Jungkook yanks off the hand that was covering his mouth. “I can’t believe you did that to me.” He accuses.
Taehyung smiles at him apologetically. “I had to do it bro. It was for for the cause of true love.”
Jungkook stands up with a groan. “I’m covered in scratches! I liked this shirt and now it’s ruined!”
“Your left cheek is also red as a lobster.” Taehyung adds, raising his hands in surrender when Jungkook glares at him.
“What did you even say to him?” Jungkook demands.
Taehyung smiles sheepishly. “I told him you liked hyung and after testing the waters you were gonna confess tonight. It was just bad timing that you were with Seokjin hyung when Jimin came in.”
Taehyung stands up. “I know how I can make it up to you! We can change make up times.”
Taehyung always gets to wake up the latest because he’s the last in line for make up while Jungkook has to wake up early because he has to go second.
Jungkook nods in acceptance. “We’ll change make up times and you buy me a new shirt.”
Taehyung nods eagerly.
“And.” Jungkook adds. “You do all my chores.”
“But-”
“I’m bleeding.” Jungkook says deadpan and Taehyung deflates.
“Alright.”
“Good.” Jungkook nods and walks off without a backward glance. “You’re cleaning this up too.”
Taehyung looks at the mess of pillows and cushions. It wouldn’t be so bad but the scuffle from earlier have affected many of the tiny potted plants too, their dark soil spilled all over the floor. He sighs deeply then looks at the place where Seokjin and Jimin disappeared to.
He smiles. “Worth it.”
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방탄소년단 @BTS_twt
this is old but i just wanted to share
#HappyHappy (Sparkling Heart )
#Jin (Hamster Face )
#JIMIN (Baby Chick )
seokjin’s happiness stan @vocalgodsj
MY TEARS SPELL JINMIN
(Cherry Blossom ) @_jinzora
@vocalgodsj jinmin the royal mochi couple strikes again
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“Good job team. Especially you Taehyung.” Namjoon says to the group gathered inside Jimin and Hoseok’s room.
Jungkook coughs.
“Of course, the success of this operation wouldn’t be possible if not for Jungkook’s brave sacrifice.” Namjoon adds, making Jungkook nod proudly.
“They haven’t left the room yet.” Hoseok says. “It’s been two days.”
“Don’t remind me.” Yoongi says with a scowl. “I haven’t had a decent night’s rest since.”
“They’re in love!” Hoseok says.
“They’re lucky we don’t have any schedules.” Yoongi says back.
“Why don’t you just go there hyung?” Taehyung asks and Yoongi wrinkles his nose.
“I’m not going in there until they disinfect everything. Besides, I don’t wanna interrupt them.”
“Aww. You’re such a great roommate hyung.”
Yoongi shrugs with a smirk, fake modesty all over him. “I’m the best.”
“I’m just glad Jimin hyung won’t be as angry anymore.” Jungkook says making them all nod in agreement.
“Amen to that.”
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TRANS
[SUGA FANCAFE]
sleeping here again tonight huk huk
first lie @yoonmihnz
EVERYONE BETTER SUPPORT THE NEXT ALBUM BTS ARE WORKING SO HARD FOR IT YOONGI’S SLEEPING IN THE STUDIO!! LETS GET THE MV TO 30M VIEWS WHEN IT COMES OUT LETS BREAK ALL THE RECORDS I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU SLACKING
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“Hyung I’ve got another thing to confess.” Jimin says on the second night of their isolation. Seokjin has just settled in bed after feeding the sugar gliders. Jimin cuddles to his side, laying his head on Seokjin’s chest. “Um. It’s about why I was so… intense lately.”
“Oh?”
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VOTE FOR BTS Yall is ksjdefender dead? This is the longest they haven’t posted anything
pied piper maybe twitter took the account down?
Lo’ ding dong the witch is dead
jeon tae idk i kinda like her
jeon tae him
jeon tae them
jeon tae whatever pronouns they use
VOTE FOR BTS thats cuz ur a messy bitch and you live for drama
jeon tae lmao tru
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Jimin watches nervously, biting his lip, as Seokjin’s eyebrow keeps climbing higher and higher as he scrolls down Jimin’s phone.
Seokjin stops at a particular tweet, reading it again. Finally he turns to Jimin. “Up the ass, really?”
Jimin flushes crimson. “Shut up.”
“Out the mouth ?”
Jimin covers his face with his hands.
“With my--”
Jimin tackles him and Seokjin falls with a laugh.
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hey everyone sorry i’ve been gone for so long. I just came back to say that i’m officially leaving. Real life is getting really busy and I just don’t have any time left to be as active on twitter.
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@ksjdefender i’ve also been really really happy with the love of my life. I’ll never regret my time defending jin and i'm reassured that it’s ok when i leave cos i know there are a looooot of people who are watching his back.
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@ksjdefender one thing i do regret tho is how i let the negativity affect me. This is unasked for advice but if you think it’s too much it’s ok to take a break. Don’t let toxic people ruin your love.
"I got the snacks."
Jimin looks up from his phone to see Seokjin enter the room with his arms full of different kinds of potato chips. A month has passed since they got together and they're watching The Matrix again because Seokjin loves the trilogy and Jimin loves Seokjin.
Jimin tilts his head up to receive a kiss, giggling as Seokjin peppers his face with soft kisses before landing one on his lips. Seokjin sits down on the couch next to him, arranging the chips on his lap as Jimin snuggles to his side.
Jimin looks down on his phone and sighs.
"What's up?" Seokjin asks.
"Just making my resignation letter. Kinda."
"For your super secret double life?"
Jimin hits his thigh lightly. "This is serious. I have a lot of followers you know. I have to explain why I'm gonna disappear."
Seokjin wraps his arm around Jimin's shoulder, bending his head down to plant a kiss on Jimin's jaw.
"Tell them that you personally know that Jin is honored to have such an amazing, fierce, loyal, boyfriend that's willing to defend him no matter what so they don't need to worry."
Jimin smiles shyly, tilting his head as Seokjin moves his kisses from his jaw down to his neck. "You're worth fighting for."
Seokjin pauses and moves his head away from the curve of Jimin's neck to stare at him seriously. "You're worth fighting for too. Should I get a secret twitter account and fight your anti's?"
Jimin laughs. "Don't be silly. Just use your hyung powers to get me off of dishwashing duty and that's good enough for me." He pecks Seokjin on the lips before looking back down on his phone. "I said a lot already I just need to end it."
"Alright. I'll get the movie ready while you do that." Jimin hums and types.
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So goodbye everyone it's been an honor defending Jin with you.
"There." He says, satisfied as Seokjin settles back on the couch, the movie paused on the TV.
"You got it?"
Jimin hands him his phone and watches his face as he reads through Jimin's goodbye thread.
"Looks good. It's missing something tho."
"What?"
Seokjin types with a smile. "Fansite master voice."
Jimin stares at him in confusion. "What?"
"Fansite master voice." Seokjin says again, smiling wide as he shows Jimin what he typed.
Jimin reads it and laughs.
"It's perfect. I should've just said this from the start." Jimin presses 'tweet' on the text and locks his phone, cuddling to Seokjin's side. "Now it's over."
Jimin slings his legs over Seokjin's lap, resting his head on his chest and Seokjin wraps an arm around him, pressing him close as he presses play on the movie.
"Love you." Jimin says.
Seokjin presses a kiss on his head. "Love you too."
Jimin smiles into Seokjin's shirt. He pats his phone in his pocket, where it will stay for the entire movie, and giggles as he remembers his last tweet. Fansite master voice.
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