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Eijirou had no fucking idea what to do. And he never cursed, so that was how everyone knew something was up.
“Minaaaaa what do I doooooooooo?” He was face down on the floor in the middle of her room, limbs flopped every which way. His hoodie was covered in patches and pins and button.
Mina rolled her eyes, continuing to file her nails “Confess, idiot.”
“Yeah man, I mean how do you think I scored with Hanta?” Denki nudged his boyfriend with a smirk.
“Confessing is the only thing to do.” Hanta shoved his boyfriend back with a ridiculously soft smile on his face.
Mina leaned back on her bed and sighed “I want a girlfriend! Or two girlfriends! Fuck!”
“I can’t fucking believe no one in fucking class 1-A is fucking straight.” Bakugou crossed his arms, trans flag displayed proudly on the left bicep of his hoodie.
“But guyyyyyyyyyyys.” Kirishima whined “It’s not just himmmmmmmm!”
Mina sat up “Not just Midoriya?”
“Do I smell polyamory?” Hanta wiggled his eyebrows.
Eijirou was simultaneously grateful for how open his friends were and terrified of what they would do. He spoke anyway, whispering “Todoroki is so fucking pretty.”
“You like the icy hot asshole too?” Bakugou demanded “Fucking losers, both of your fucking crushes.”
“Don’t you have a crush, Bakugou?” Denki asked.
“I think the fuck not.” Bakugou pointed at a smaller flag pin under his trans flag. It was the aromantic flag.
Denki nodded “Right, sorry man.”
Bakugou shrugged which meant Its okay, don’t worry.
“Okay but back on topic.” Mina said and turned back to Eijirou and leaned forward “What are you gonna do?”
“That’s what I came to ask you guys!” Eijirou whined and put his face back on the floor, bandana not helping to keep his hair in place.
“Like Ashido said earlier dumbass, the only fucking thing to do is to confess.” Bakugou said.
Hanta nodded and leaned down to poke Kirishima in the shoulder “Don’t be so whiny about it, dude! Just do it!”
“Don’t let your dreams be dreams, man!” Denki added.
Everyone groaned and the two boyfriends high fived each other.
Eijirou pulled himself off the floor “I need to go think for a while. Thanks for the help.”
Mina stood from her bed and yanked the now cuddling Hanta and Denki to the door “Everyone out, I need to sleep. Bakusquad meeting adjourned.”
Bakugou stood from the floor and growled “I fucking hate our groups name.”
“Well you haven’t come up with anything better.” Denki pointed out “So Bakusquad it is.”
“Come on, babe, I need sleep.” Hanta yawned and pulled on Denki’s hand.
Denki beamed “Cuddling? I’m in?”
The two walked away, fingers linked. And the thing was, they were actually going to sleep. Denki was asexual and Hanta was probably the most chill boyfriend ever.
Mina watched them go before turning back into her room and saying over her shoulder “Good luck with the boys, Kiri!” She disappeared behind a closed door.
Eijirou sighed.
“Oi, Shitty Hair.” Bakugou said and grabbed his shoulder “You can do it. I mean, I haven’t got any romantic experience or anything but you can do it. You’re strong.”
“Thanks Katuski.” Eijirou smiled at his friend “That means a lot.”
Bakugou shrugged and stuffed his hands back in his pockets “Whatever. Just want to stop watching you fucking pining everywhere and whining about how pretty that half and half bastard it.” He turned and started to walk away “I mean for fucks sake, get over yourself and just fucking do it.”
Little did Bakugou know, those were exactly the words Eijirou had needed to hear.
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Eijirou had no idea how long he had been staring at Todoroki until a fist slammed into the side of his face and he went down like a stone. He was stunned, eyes wide, panting. He shut his eyes and rolled onto his back with a groan.
“Kirishima! Are you alright! Oh my gosh I’m so sorry!” Someone grabbed his shoulders and shook him lightly.
Eijirou opened his eyes and his vision was filled with the most adorable concerned face he had ever seen.
Izuku was standing over him, eyes wide and filled with concern. His cheeks were dusted with blush from the intense fight and he had sweat sliding down the side of his face. The white shirt under the PE jacket was sticking to his chest and abs in all the right places. Eijirou gulped as he watched a droplet of sweat slide down his neck and disappear under his shirt.
“N-no it’s okay I’m fine.” Eijirou tried to sit up and his vision was suddenly filled with dark spots and he lay back down “M-maybe I’m not fine.”
Izuku crouched next to him and leaned right over, face inches away from Eijirou’s. Eijirou felt his cheeks burn. He prayed Izuku wouldn’t notice.
“Oh my gosh, your face is all red!” Izuku did notice “Are you sick? Why would you come to school if your sick?”
Eijirou almost shook his head to say he wasn’t sick but it hurt too much and made him wince. Izuku put a hand on his forehead, checking his temperature. After a moment, he shook his head.
“I don’t know what that means.” Izuku said “You need to see Recovery Girl.”
Jogging footsteps approached them and a rich baritone voice said “Midoriya, what happened?”
No no no no no no. Eijirou thought.
“Todoroki! Kirishima is hurt!” Izuku looked up at Todoroki and watched as he crouched on the other side of Eijirou. He kept talking “And he might be sick too! Look at his face!”
Todoroki turned his dual toned eyes to Eijirou’s face and poor Eijirou felt his face heat up more.
“I might be able to regulate his temperature. It might help.” Todoroki offered.
Izuku nodded.
Todoroki raised his right hand and placed it on Eijirou’s forehead. Instantly, it slowly started to get colder. Eijirou stifled a whimper.
“I don’t think that’s going to help much.” Todoroki took his hand away “Let’s get him to Recovery Girl.”
Before Eijirou could react, Izuku had slipped one hand under his back and one under his knees and swept him off the ground. Eijirou squeaked in surprise. He shouldn’t have been so surprised, he had itnessed Izuku lift a truck so lifting Eijirou shouldn’t have been a problem. But it still surprised him.
“Let’s go.” Izuku said and started running, Eijirou in his arms. Todoroki followed, matching his pace perfectly.
Mina winked at Eijirou just before he disappeared out the door.
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Eijirou groaned for the umpteenth time. He was lying on a hospital bed in Recovery Girls office as she was checking him over. Izuku and Todoroki were out in the hall, waiting. Izuku had insisted and had begged Todoroki to stay as well. He had agreed, Izuku’s eyes had shone and Todoroki’s cheeks had gone pink.
“Young Midoriya certainly nailed you.” Recovery Girl said “You’ll be fine, but you must pay more attention next time. What on earth could have distracted you so much?”
A really pretty boy. Eijirou thought The most pretty boy I’ve ever met. Aside from Izuku. No, Todoroki is prettier than Izuku but Izuku is definitely cuter.
He couldn’t say any of that out loud.
“Really, dear, you must pay more attention.” Recovery Girl scolded “You could have been seriously injured.”
“Sorry.” Eijirou mumbled.
Recovery Girl nodded “You are free to sit up and you are free to go as soon as you wish.”
“Thank you.” Eijirou said and sat up.
“Can I let your friends in?” She asked.
He nodded and she left the room.
Izuku dashed in, worry creasing his forehead, Todoroki right behind him at a walk.
“Oh my gosh I was so worried that I’d hurt you seriously!” Izuku almost tackled Eijirou off the bed in a massive hug “Are you okay? And don’t lie, tell me the truth, are you alright?”
Eijirou was sure he was blushing “Y-yeah I’m fine.”
Izuku pulled back from the hug and scanned Eijirou’s face, eyes flicking around “Are you sure?”
Eijirou said nothing, eyes fully focused on Izuku’s.
Todoroki came up and placed a hand on Eijirou’s shoulder “You’re sure?”
Eijirou nodded, eyes falling away from Izuku’s.
The room fell silent.
Then Todoroki said “You seem like you have something on your mind.”
Eijirou nearly launched himself out a window. His cheeks went pink and he put his face in his hands. Then he shook his head.
“You’re a terrible liar.” Todoroki said.
“I-I’m not lying.” Eijirou stuttered.
When he uncovered his eyes, he saw Izuku’s hurt face and Todoroki’s worried face.
“You guys are killing me.” He blurted.
Todoroki’s eyes widened. Izuku looked like a confused puppy.
Eijirou flopped back down onto his back and groaned “I shouldn’t have said that.”
“What do you mean we’re killing you?” Izuku asked.
“I-I.” Eijirou stuttered. What the hell? He never stuttered! Stuttering wasn’t manly at all!
Todoroki got closer and sat on the edge of the bed, saying nothing.
Izuku started rambling “We’re killing you? Oh my gosh is that a bad thing? I’m so sorry!-” and so on.
“N-no it’s not that.” Eijirou interrupted. Izuku stopped and looked even more like an adorably confused puppy than he had a moment before.
“Midoriya.” Todoroki said. He reached over and grabbed Izuku’s hand, lacing their hands together. Then he looked over at Eijirou and said “I think I know what he means.”
Eijirou sat up, stomach doing flips “Y-you d-d-do?”
“I hope I do.” Todoroki said “Or else what I’m about to do next will make this situation incredibly awkward.”
Eijirou didn’t have time to say anything before something soft pressed against his lips. It was over in a moment and he watched Todoroki’s eyes flutter open, staring into Eijirou’s.
“Is that what you meant?” He asked quietly.
Eijirou nodded.
Todoroki then turned to Izuku and lightly grabbed his chin and pulled him forward. Their lips sealed together and Izuku almost immediately responded.
When Todoroki pulled away, Izuku’s eyes opened and he gasped “Oh.”
Eijirou flushed harshly.
Todoroki slipped his other hand into Eijirou’s and squeezed gently.
“I think I get it.” Izuku seemed a million times more confident now and crawled up so he was directly in front of Eijirou, legs straddling his own “But I think this will help me understand.”
Gnarled hands slipped into Eijirou’s hair and Izuku pressed their lips together. Eijirou finally managed to respond and brought his free hand up to where Izuku’s neck met his shoulder.
Izuku pulled away and scooted backward. Then he beamed at Todoroki and Eijirou “So are we on a first name basis now?”
“That’s what you’re worried about?” Eijirou laughed “The three of us just spent something like fifteen minutes kissing and being gushy and the first thing you ask about is what we call each other.”
Todoroki smiled “I wouldn’t mind calling you two by your first names.”
“I kind of want to!” Izuku said, practically bouncing with excitement.
“And unless you have any objections, we’ll do it.” Todoroki turned to Eijirou “Is that alright? Eijirou?”
Eijirou shivered. The way Todoroki said his name was perfect in every way. He nodded frantically.
“Wonderful.” Todoroki said and turned to Izuku “Izuku.”
Izuku flushed, 500 watt smile going on 50000 watt smile “Shouto. Eijirou.” Then he squeaked a little and bounced on the bed “Haha I love it!” He giggled.
“You’re adorable, Izuku.” Eijirou said and leaned forward to press a kiss to Izuku’s forehead.
Todoroki kissed Eijirou’s forehead “And so are you.”
“Oh my god.”
The three of them all whipped around to look to the door.
Denki was standing there in the doorway, jaw hanging open, eyes sparkling.
Eijirou was on his feet “Denki don’t you dare.”
A smirk started to grow on Denki’s face. Then he turned and sprinted off in the hallways screaming “MINA YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS.”
Eijirou nearly sprinted after him but Izuku caught his hand “Promise you won’t kill him.” Todoroki nodded insistently.
“Only for you two.” Eijirou said “Love you both, now I need to go half murder my best friend.”
Todoroki pulled him into a kiss before Izuku grabbed him and did the same. Then, smiling like an absolute dork, Eijirou sprinted from the room.
He may or may not have whooped on his way.