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Taehyung and Hoseok walked the streets of the island trying not to attract attention. Practically impossible because, after what had happened the night before, now all the inhabitants of Hawaii knew them, probably.
Despite the hot weather the two had disguised themselves with scarves and sunglasses, in vain, because apparently they were equally recognizable considering that people in the streets greeted them saying things that they - fortunately - couldn't understand.
Yet the other boys had warned them not to exaggerate but they didn't listen. And now they had become the number one attraction on the island, even managing to overcome the appeal of the enormous water turtles.
To know, however, what had happened to the two boys must take a step back, returning the night before.
The managers had given them the go-ahead to go out and have fun that night without cameras. Everyone was thrilled with the news because as much as they were equally amused to visit Hawaii and making new experiences, the idea of being constantly filmed made the whole thing a little less spontaneous. The thought, then, to be able, at least for that evening, to have fun without being afraid to do or say things unseemly in front of the cameras was very tempting.
At the end they opted to go to a pub in the center of the island to relax, talk and have a drink all together. A normal and peaceful evening with friends, practically.
They arrived and settled around one of the tables while the waiter left them the ordering menu.
"Uh, I really think I want to try this pineapple mojito!" Jimin said after reading quickly the ingredients of the drinks proposed.
"I think I just found paradise, a coffee drink!" Yoongi was speaking, pleased to be able to combine two of his favorite things: alcohol and coffee.
The other guys discussed for a few minutes about what to take and when the waiter returned to write down the orders everyone seemed to have decided.
"Let's recap: two Pineapple Mojito, a Hurricane, a Pineapple Expresso with coffee liqueur, two Mai Tai and two non-alcoholic drinks?" Jin asked questioningly to Hoseok and Taehyung who until then had not spoken but that everyone took for granted they ordered non-alcoholic.
Taehyung opened his eyes in surprise.
"Non-alcholic? What are we, children? Hoseokie hyung and I want an alcoholic too." He said while next to him Hoseok nodded more convinced than ever.
"Taehyungie I do not think it's a good idea..." Jimin warned him, putting gently his hand on his shoulder.
"Do I have to remind you how was the last time you got drunk? You started to post a lot of embarrassing photos on Twitter!"
"It's been a long time, I was just a kid at the time, I grew up." Apparently Taehyung didn't really want to give up.
"You're twenty-two, you're still a kid." Jin replied.
"Hoseok-ah don't be stupid, you cannot even hold a glass of beer" Said Yoongi but received only a complaint from the younger.
"I'm twenty-three years old! If I want to drink an alcoholic and get drunk I do it!"
"Ehm...excuse me..." the poor waiter intervened in the debate, who for the whole discussion had remained there without understanding anything and waiting for some of the boys to confirm the previously orders. Taehyung intervened, not giving time to the others to open their mouths, who looked at the waiter and with his usual square smile he ordered two Painkiller whose name already said it all.
"Oh my god." Jungkook desconsolate murmured.
The cocktails arrived and at first the boys were busy tasting what they had bought and exchanging glasses to try a little all the alcoholics.
They had to admit that they were really good, perhaps among the drinks they had ever drunk, and the alcohol - though it felt abundantly - did not cover the other flavors. They were therefore all satisfied with their purchase.
Even Taehyung and Hoseok seemed calm and above all sober at first, despite their drink contained a disproportionate amount of alcohol. They talked together with the others, exchanging impressions on those days of freedom that had been given to them and on some funny anecdotes during group excursions.
Everything seemed to be going perfectly, but of course they had talked too quickly because at some point in the evening things started to fall.
Hoseok had suddenly calmed down - a rare thing for him that was always very energetic and noisy - and he watched Yoongi's glass. Yoongi was glowering at him, puzzled, having no idea what the other was looking so focused.
Hoseok began to caress the glass and he smiled in a disquieting way, while the eyes were animated by a strange light, and then it officially start what would have been The Most Embarrassing Night of His Life with the statement that lightly spat out.
"How long is this glass? Taehyungie, do you think it's longer than your cock?"
Silence.
On the table came a frost to envy the Eskimos, broken only by the laughs of Taehyung in response.
The youngest spread on the table and he approached Hoseok whispering in his ear - or so it seemed to him - that in reality his beast was much bigger.
The other boys watched the scene shocked and disgusted at the same time, their mind automatically reproducing some images that they would gladly preferred not to think.
Everyone was naturally aware of the relationship between the two boys, they were quite obvious and it wasn't difficult to understand and everyone knew also how much Hoseok was all but modest and innocent, but they definitely didn't want to hear other things concerning lengths and the two boys.
In the embarrassment of the moment, Namjoon cleared his throat and tried to change the subject, hoping that Hoseok would sew his mouth for the rest of the evening.
Slowly they began to talk about this and that, paying attention to what could have said Hoseok at any moment. Which was not long in coming.
"You know, the nickname V is right for you." He said to the concerned man, while everyone held their breath in fear of what he could say.
"Because of V for Vendetta?" Asked Taehyung. What that film had to do with the context, it was a mystery.
"No, V for your Visual Porn that I really want to fuck."*
"Mhm I like how it sounds."
"Please stop it!" Begged the poor Jungkook, shocked by the words of his hyung.
While Hoseok kept firing double-bursting even Taehyung seemed to have reached his limit because the excessive alcohol inside his body seemed to have turned him into a puppy in need of attention because he took to stick - even more than he already did normally - to Yoongi's arm that he encircled with his arms and on which he rested his head, which he then turned towards the face of his hyung.
"Yoongi hyung, I love you" he said in the most innocent tone in the world.
"Watch what you say, kid. Your boyfriend could hear you."
"But that's the truth." He said, sobbing in an adorable way.
"I love you all, you are my family!"
Yoongi tried not to smile at the words of the younger and hr just gave him a little caress in his hair. At least Taehyung seemed to be the most harmless of the two drunks, limiting himself only to becoming mawkish and not a maniac like Hoseok.
Taehyung then broke away and then approached Jungkook.
"Jungkookiee!" He shouted in his ear. He turned on but unexpectedly found his hyung purring on his shoulder. He tried to get off his drunken friend, especially when, turning around, he saw Hoseok glare at him, probably jealous of the attention his boyfriend was giving to everyone but himself.
"Hyung." He called Jungkook. No answer, only Taehyung who sobbed happily and spread more and more on him.
"Hyung I think you should break off, Hoseok hyung is looking at us badly."
"He's a bad hyung because he doesn't want to give to me his ass." He said nonchalantly and Jungkook opened his eyes wide in shock.
At that point Hoseok got up and reached with a jerk the two boys, taking them by the shirt and detaching one from the other in a brusque way.
Jungkook walked away as soon as possible while Taehyung began to complain about his crumpled Gucci shirt.
"You're a liar! What happens to our role-playing games? What about J-Horse?!" He screamed, also making people from the nearby tables intrigued.
"Have you forgotten about all the times I have you playing the ride with me?" Hoseok continued unperturbed, not realizing he was revealing the darker details of his sex life to all the inhabitants of Hawaii.
"Ehm, sorry guys but I don't care about your perversions! How disgusting!" Jimin interjected, trying not to think about "the ride", even if he had a vague idea of what was that.
"Oh, trust me Jiminnie, it's not disgusting at all." Taehyung retorted and then turned to Hoseok.
"Are you doing J-Horse tonight?"
"Everything for the Baby V of my TaeTae" said the eldest giggling and throwing himself dead weight on his boyfriend.
"Ya'll disgusting." Jin exclaimed, shocked at how those two could say those things so lightly.
The pub, then, suddenly seemed to be animated because the music was lifted and the empity tables were cleared, leaving space for a dance floor.
Many people already crowded to dance and when Hoseok and Taehyung looked into each other's eyes and smiled in a disquieting way all the others knew they were fucked.
Hoseok grabbed Taehyung's arm and dragged him right to the center of the dance floor, just to be even more the center of attention, and he surrounded his waist with his arms.
Taehyung in turn leaned his hands on the shoulders of the other boy and they began to move in a scandalous way.
The whole pub gathered around those two weird boys who were moving in a more uncoordinated way than ever, staggering left and right and palpating their ass without any shame.
Hoseok pirouetted Taehyung and then he grabbed him and made him make a casquet. They continued to dance in this strange way for a while, while around them everyone enjoyed watching them and making videos of them.
The rest of Bangtan instead watched impotently the scene in front of them, wishing that the evening ended as soon as possible and feeling themselves embarrassed by the two boys who were going wild on the track.
The absurd situation reached its peak when Hoseok and Taehyung fell to the ground, Taehyung on the eldest, and the two began to kiss with such enthusiasm that they can ashame anyone within five kilometers.
The two boys seemed to explore each other's tonsils, while a roar broke out around them, urging them to continue that show. Of course, the two didn't repeat it twice and began to roll on the floor without detaching their mouths, even if they were leeches.
A little farther on, Yoongi thought it was enough. He started towards the center of the dance floor and with no grace he separated the two boys and then he get them up from the ground, taking them by the ear while
Taehyung smiled lightly, not understanding what was happening.
"I'm flying, hyung. I'm a butterfly!" He said, with all the conviction he had.
"Shut the fuck up, you and the butterfly. Or you'll see where I'll put that fucking butterfly!" Yoongi retorted, annoyed by the situation.
"Oooh, bondage, I like it." Hoseok interjected.
"TaeTae, I don't have a butterfly but the python is that fine anyway?"
"Hyungie remember that you'll bottom tonight." Taehyung reminded him.
"And who says we cannot do more than one round?" The elder asked with a wink.
Yoongi, who was in the middle of them and had therefore been forced to hear the whole conversation, wondered what he had done wrong in his past life to deserve that kind of punishment.
And he also wondered why those two seemed perfectly sober when they talked about dirty things.
He signalled to the others and all seven came out of the pub chuckling about the situation. Except Yoongi who didn't laugh just as he was dragging behind the two drunks still intent on giggling like two little girls in the grip of hormones.
At the end they arrived safely in their home, albeit with some difficulty, given the situation.
The boys couldn't wait to go to bed to finally sleep but they didn't have to deal with two drunks and extremely excited Hoseok and Taehyung who just got into the house and grabbed all the belongings of Jungkook - under the shocked look of the the poor maknae who watched the scene helplessly - and took them to the room that Jimin shared with Jin.
With a speed never before seen before by the boys and without ceasing to giggle they closed the door that connected the living room with the other rooms, remaining finally alone and free to give vent to their libido.
The disconsolate Jungkook was received piously by Jimin and Jin who made him some space on the bed and, when they heard coming from the living room the first of the many moans that would animate the night, they all ended up opting to use earplugs for the purpose to preserve their psycho-physical health.
*i know,, it doesn't make any sense but in origin it was a joke in italian and i didn't find something better, sorry ;;