Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
Life of the Party by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
25 Feb 2018
Tags
Summary
“You know, kids,” Steve heard from the backyard, “one of the most common threats a superhero has to face is inside an active volcano! We’re going to have to work on your evasion skills, so for the next five minutes, the floor is lava!” This was met by a sudden spike in both volume and pitch from the small children as they scrambled onto every raised surface they could find and immediately launched themselves right back off.
“I’ve never seen actual lava in my entire life,” Steve said, vaguely offended.
“You got a superhero impersonator for The Falcon’s niece’s birthday party,” Sam said, incredulous. “The Falcon, who is an actual superhero.”