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In his many, many, many years walking the planet, Dave had seen, done and experienced things the like of which have made his collection of talking shrunken heads and undead specimens floating in jars seem as normal as grass on someone's lawn.
It occasionally still kind of weirds him out however, to know that he's dating a sentient piece of gum.
He mentions this to the autonomous piece of candy in question one dusky afternoon, and his literal sweet sugar candyman, without even looking up from another one of his creepy biology projects, simply says
“Your face is weird Dave. And don't call me that you huge dingus.”
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johndave
short cute bubblefum/marcelline au