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1. At Least It's Not Sports by strictlyamess

   Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Mar 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
   • Mike Hanlon/Stanley Uris
   • Eddie Kaspbrak
   • Richie Tozier
   • Mike Hanlon
   • Stanley Uris
   • Bill Denbrough
   • Beverly Marsh
   • Patrick Hockstetter
   • Greta Bowie if you squint
   • Ben Hanscom
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • self indulgent as heck
   • let me have this okay
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Sexual Content
   • cast party shenanigans

   Summary

   Eddie Kaspbrak hates the theatre.

   Well, no he doesn’t. He just hates actors. They get in his way.

   …well, no he doesn’t. Most of them are great. He just hates one actor - Richie fucking bigmouth bighead idiot Tozier.

   ……………well. No he doesn’t.

   (or: stage manager Eddie and acting dork Richie doing the high school drama club thing!)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   23,081

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

   108

   Kudos:

   401

   Bookmarks:

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