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Keith had never faced anything like this before. Secure fortress infiltrations, sword battles to the death, space blasts in a distant galaxy, and high speed flying through asteroid fields were all things he could handle. But present shopping at the mall? Specifically, romantic gift shopping? Being approached every five minutes by female store clerks batting their lashes at him and asking if he needed help? Planning a date and trying to woo someone? Agonizing. Tortuous.
Or: Keith attempts to decipher and conquer the baffling enigma that is a Valentine's Day date.
