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Player2: so uh
Player2: me and chris gotta tell y’all smthn
frickoff: OMG is chrissy pregnant?!?!?!
Mom: No!!
Mom: Me and Jeremy broke up.
Player1: jeremy hEERE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!?!??!?!?????
Mom: Micheal calm down.
Mom: It just happened.
Berry: awww i shipped it thooooo….why?
Mom: Oh yeah that.
Mom: I’m a raging lesbian.
Pink: aw same
Player1: eeyyyyy gay buddies
Pink: dont
Player1: mmk
frickoff has screenshotted the conversation.
Pink: jenna if you send that to anyone i will end you
frickoff: blackmail, my friend
BItch: wHAt just happened
JakeyD: yeah…
Player1: jere and chris broke up cause chris is a lesbian and so is chloe apparently
Player1: where were you two??
BItch: we were makinagsbjksbgjsbgdkjasgjdbgbsakjbgkhsdkjsb
BItch: sorry jake tackled me and now im running brb
frickoff: my guess is that they were making out
JakeyD: no
BItch: yeah
JakeyD: rICH
BItch: ily2
Pink: you guys know we all already knew you two were dating
Pink: we all saw you kiss in the hallway
Berry: and hold hands!
Berry: tbh its really cute
Mom: Yeah, you guys are my otp.
JakeyD: aw thx
Mom: <3 <3
BItch: u tryin to steal my man???
Mom: Did you not see
Mom: I am GAY.
Mom: I like vaginas.
Mom: Not dicks
Player2: its really weird seeing “mom” say that
Mom: mmk
Mom has changed their name to ILikeGirls
ILikeGirls: Better?
Player2: definitely
JakeyD: aNYWAYS just so you guys know im nOT GAY
JakerD: i’m pan
Berry: same
Berry: u guys already knew that tho
Player1: ye