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Bruce Wayne's kids make a high stakes bet to find Bruce a girlfriend. Clark is. . . not sure how he feels about this.
What follows is a tale of romance, friendship, family, tractors, bullet wounds, Stephanie Brown's (frankly amazing) motorcycle, and too many PowerPoint presentation jokes. -
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PEAKK and so funny. don't let this fandom deceive you, it's all wholesomeness and no bite.
(as long as you read the tags and pretend canon is a fanciful suggestion)[Bruce flips it open. “This is a mugshot.” He says, his face blank.
“Of a woman.” Dick adds helpfully.
“A mugshot of a woman.” Bruce says.
“Yep.”
“Dick,” Bruce says, looking up at him. “What am I supposed to do with this.”
Dick sighs. “Don't you think she's pretty?”
“I fail to see how that is relevant. Is she a suspect in some case you're involved in?”
“No. Well, she was, but her alibi checks out.” A pause. “Mostly. Anyway, I had to interrogate her down at the precinct in Bludhaven, and apparently she likes shrimp curry. So do you. I could get you some pretty good reservations at that Thai place downtown that you like.” Dick grins.
“Dick.” Bruce says. He sounds very resigned. “You used your powers as a police officer to extract information from a suspect in an active investigation about her favourite cuisine.”
A silence.
Clark clears his throat awkwardly.
“And she likes spending time with her dogs.” Dick says weakly. “Doesn't that sound nice?”] -
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FAMILIAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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