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Saturday.
01:23
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01:25
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01:28
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01:30
I liked tonight, too, Cher.
01:31
:)
11:12
U busy?
11:15
Just woke up.
11:17
Wanna come over?
11:18
Sure.
Sunday.
03:27
Got home ok.
03:28
The lights from mommy's room are already out, thank goodness.
03:28
Glad to hear it.
03:29
Well, I'm calling it a night.
03:30
Sleep well, Cheryl.
03:45
You too, ChaCha.
14:05
Why is it snowing? It's March OMG!!!!
14:07
The weather? Seriously?
14:08
[typing]
14:10
Yeah ok. Mommy's off with some Charlie Sheen substitute. Wanna watch Christmas Prince on Netflix?
14:12
Lol Cheryl, it's March.
14:13
It's snowing.
14:14
Point taken.
20:03
Sorry about mother.
20:20
There's nothing to be sorry for! It's not your fault.
20:21
& sorry. I was driving!
20:22
No worries! I would rather have you safe than sorry.
20:23
So now you'd have me.
20:24
Shut uuuuuuuuuuup!
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20:26
Gotcha.
Monday.
07:29
Where are you?
07:33
This is not funny.
07:40
Helloooooooooooooooo???
07:49
Fuck sorry! I overslept. Catch you after Vixen's practice?
08:01
That depends on you, Serpentine.
15:08
Where are you?
15:13
By the bleachers.
21:12
You got home alright?
21:14
Just about.
21:15
How's the jacket?
21:16
...warm
21:17
Figures.
21:18
Won't you get into trouble showing up at Wyrm's without it, though?
21:19
Too little, too late.
21:21
ANTONIA!
21:22
Jk.
21:23
They all know who their queen is.
21:24
More like, they know who their princess is.
21:27
???
21:28
It's Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, not the other way around.
21:29
You are unbearable.
21:31
You love it, though.
21:40
I really do.
21:55
Too soon?
21:58
No.
Tuesday
05:45
Good morning, princess.
06:53
5:45??? Are you for real?
06:55
Only the early bird catches the worm.
06:56
Or the Mac palette.
07:00
Crazy idea: sleep longer, put less concealer on.
07:03
That's not how it works.
07:05
No?
07:06
No.
07:10
Ok, ok, jk. You do know you're beautiful without, though, do you?
07:11
Now I do.
07:17
I'll pick you up in five.
07:18
Can't wait.
12:03
Didn't we have a lunch date??
12:05
Sorry. Can't.
12:06
You're literally sitting across the hall eating lunch.
12:08
They can't know.
12:08
Not yet.
12:09
I'm sorry.
12:09
No, I get it. It's okay.
12:10
The talk about Jason just died down. I don't want to draw any more negative attention.
12:11
OMG!!
12:11
You're obviously not negative! Sorry!
12:13
It's ok, Cher. Chill.
12:14
OK.
12:14
Whenever you're ready, Bombshell.
12:15
Whenever?
12:16
Yeah.
12:16
Good to know, Topaz.
12:18
Raincheck: Pop's tonight?
12:19
Sounds like a plan.
12:20
It's a date.
18:42
Jughead wants to come hang out. That ok with you?
18:45
Just Jughead?
18:46
Just Jughead.
18:47
I guess that's fine.
23:01
Thanks for that.
23:02
It's ok. It was nice, actually.
23:03
Cheryl Blossom admitting to having enjoyed herself in the midst of Southsiders? And I thought there were only seven world wonders.
23:05
I hate you.
23:06
You don't.
23:10
...no.
Wednesday
07:01
Good morning, princess! :* :*
07:02
That's still Queen.
07:03
And I've been up for over an hour.
07:03
FYI.
07:06
You can ruin the best things.
07:07
And make the worst things better.
07:09
Where's the lie?
10:29
Mrs. Fouler just started a slideshow about her dead pet goldfish, Garry.
10:31
What did I tell you?
10:32
You certainly weren't wrong about her.
10:33
What are you up to?
10:34
nm. We did an experiment and now Archie's copying my notes.
10:35
Would he even pass this course without you?
10:36
I can be charitable when I want to be.
10:38
I sure wouldn't give them to Betty anymore, but Archie is OK. He's got his heart in the right place. And he kinda saved my life, so...
10:41
???
10:42
Oh right. I'll tell you later.
14:21
I'm serious. Don't talk to them.
14:23
Don't talk to them? Cheryl, they blackmailed you!!
14:24
It doesn't matter. What's done is done.
14:25
Just don't, please?
14:31
I'll think about it.
Thursday
06:55
Fancy a quick breakfast?
06:57
Are we talking food or...?
06:58
In both counts yes.
06:59
Food.
07:00
But it really depends on how fast you can be, Slytherin.
07:02
You're, like, way more Slytherin than I could ever be.
07:03
Did you even read the books??
07:03
I'll let this comment slip, because you had no chance to see the exquisite collection of signed first editions Nana Rose acquired for JJ and I.
07:04
Ok, ok. Just get over here?
07:05
on my way
13:39
You know what I'm curious about?
13:40
Can't be advanced Maths.
13;41
x(T)=16sin3(T)+25
y(T)=13cos(T)−5cos(2T)−2cos(3T)−cos(4T)+20
13:45
Aw, Cheryl!!! :*
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De rien.
13:47
But you know what's even more fascinating?
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Don't tell me you can do it 3D!
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In my sleep.
13:50
But what I meant, is that both Sabrina and Harvey didn't show up for lunch.
13:51
Neither Veronica nor GBF knew where they'd gone off to.
13:51
And now Jughead's not in class.
13:54
Do you happen to know anything about that?
13;57
I might.
13:58
I asked you not to.
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I didn't!
13:59
I wanted to, so I told them to meet me.
14:00
I didn't tell them what you told me, though. Because you asked me to.
14:02
Thanks.
14:02
Doesn't explain Houdini's magical vanishing.
14:03
I didn't tell them.
14:04
But they might have figured out that I know. And that I'm angry.
14:10
I'm not going to apologize for this, Cher. They used you in the worst way possible and that's not ok. They can't walk all over you and get away with it! I won't allow it!
14:11
So I told them to stay away until they've learned to be better people.
14:11
Didn't think Jughead would immediately skip class.
14;12
He has a tendency for the dramatics.
14:12
True.
14:12
So you're not mad?
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No.
14:14
Meet me by my locker in five.
14:15
Yeah, sure!
14:16
That wasn't a question.
23:01
Are you up?
23:05
Yeah. Why?
23:07
(x2+9y24+z2−1)3−x2z3−9y2z380=0
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OMG.
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That's amazing, Cher!
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23:14
Night, gemstone.
23:15
Now that's a new one!
23:16
And good night, beautiful.
Friday
07:15
Are you at school?
07:18
Girl, do you even know me?
07:21
Stay put, I'm coming over.
07:22
What?!!
07:22
Cheryl, I've got an essay due tomorrow and I really need Jughead to proofread it first.
07:23
Well. Not Jughead. But. Like, someone.
07:23
It's important.
07:24
Please?
07:31
Ok.
Friday
16:29
You forgot your crop top.
16:31
??
16:32
The one with the cherry. That says “bitchy”. It's still at my place.
16:33
Oh that.
16:34
Keep it.
16:35
??
16:35
Repeating outfits is nothing I take pride in.
16:36
Yeah well... pink hair, red t-shirt... kinda clashes.
16:38
Ok
16:39
Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment!
16:39
It's ok.
16:40
Just bring it with you for the will reading tomorrow.
16:42
So that's still on.
16:43
Yeah.
16:44
Polly is here. She brought the twins.
16:45
That's nice!
16:46
Wouldn't know.
16:47
??
16:48
She won't let me see them.
16:50
Oh Cher
16:51
It's ok. I guess she's got a point keeping them away from our family. Nothing good there.
16:52
You're in your family.
16:55
Exactly.
17:01
Ok, no. This has to stop. Meet me at Pop's in twenty.
17:25
You coming, Steve Irwin?
17:26
Between us shouldn't you be the snake charmer?
17:27
Touché.
17:27
Are you, tho?
17:28
Yep. Right outside.
23:28
I'm home.
23:29
Borderline glad to hear it.
23:30
I get that.
23:31
Good night, sleep tight.
23:32
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
23:35
I take offense to that.
23:37
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Saturday
08:22
Sorry! Running late! I will be there soon!
08:25
No worries!
23:49
Your uncle, though!
23:50
I guess he's less Tiberius and more Matthias.
23:52
???
23:53
German poet from the 1700s.
23:54
Right. You're smart.
23:55
As If I'd ever let you forget that.
23:56
Thank you for today.
23:56
I couldn't have done it without you.
23:57
Thanks for putting your trust in me, Cher.
23:58
Always.
Sunday
16:18
Can I come over?
16:22
Please?
16:31
Toni, please.
16:33
Toni?
16:40
Mommy wants to kill me.
17:05
Shit, sorry. I was working.
17:07
Cheryl?