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ravswag has entered chat room: daddy long legs (6)
ravswag: yo hold up wait a minute girl
ravswag: how many people in this chat has jaehwan fucked
kingbean: not a good enough reason to use a mommae lyric
kingbean: but uh yeah can confirm over here
ravswag: hakyeon? i remember you sayin somth
chababy: jae said he wanted to try a age kink thing with me and that he trusted me
chababy: will not attempt again
kingbean: did he like it
chababy: yeah but it made me feel old so i was out
chababy: i've got the moves i'm still young
kingbean: noted ✔️also gross
ravswag: .........................anyways taek?
taekwoon: [error]: message not received. please contact your service provider. thank you.
ravswag: this is the fourth time you’ve done this to me that doesn’t work anymore
taekwoon: [error]: message not received. please contact your service provider. thank you.
chababy: i’m actually curious though
hyukdiddy: me too taek please
chababy: i know what to do
announcement: chababy: taekwoon i have three (3) juice pouches waiting in my car with your name on them if you answer wonshik
taekwoon: [error]: message not received. please contact your service provider. thank you.
announcement: chababy: taekwoon i will get so close to your nephew and your sister that they will begin to love me more than you. even though i am clearly gay, i will marry your sister and become the father of your nephew. slowly, i will condition your adorable baby nephew to hate you. then, you will never see a baby again. you will die alone and unhappy, childless. all because you didn’t say if jaehwan lee fucked you or not.
taekwoon: fine
taekwoon: three times
taekwoon: we were elbows deep in his liquor stash every time
taekwoon: any dick looks good if you’re drunk enough
taekwoon: doesn’t matter if it’s crooked
ravswag: KNEW IT
ravswag: also i’m glad i’m not the only one? it IS a little crooked right?
kingbean: THANK YOU he got so defensive when i tried to tell him
kingbean has tagged babyshoez in taekwoon’s message: any dick looks good if you’re drunk enough
kingbean has tagged babyshoez in taekwoon’s message: doesn’t matter if it’s crooked.
babyshoez: what’s happen
babyshoez: are we talking about one of hakyeon’s hookups again
kingbean: it costs the sweet low price of zero dollars to Scroll Up
babyshoez: i failed literature do you think i know how to read
hyukdiddy: oh don’t worry you’ll want to read it
babyshoez: yeah so what i’ve fucked y’all
babyshoez: SJSJHSHS IT’S NOT CROOKED
ravswag: sure jan
hyukdiddy: uM. why has he fucked everyone but me
kingbean: hush you don’t even know what sex is you’re like eight
hyukdiddy: i’ve literally fucked you in the ass hongbin
ravswag: SHIT bro you just gonna take that
kingbean: ….no
hyukdiddy has been kicked from Daddy Long Legs
chababy: i don’t believe in guns but shots FIRED
ravswag: you don’t know what that means