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[2:43pm]
[australia has added emo fuck, miNOOOHHHH, jinnie, i am NOT from nct, australia 2 electric boogaloo, shawn mendes whomst and the baby to the chat]
[australia has named the chat the boyes]
miNOOOHHHH: dad why
australia: hush child
shawn mendes whomst: chan don’t spell boys like that
australia: huSH CHILD
australia 2 electric boogaloo: wHo DiD tHiS
i am NOT from nct: he has said three (3) words and im already bouta kick his ass from this chat
australia 2 electric boogaloo: Wow, Jisung, I am truly hurt.
jinnie: dont
jinnie: dont do that
[emo fuck has named the chat lost children]
miNOOOHHHH: changbin dont make me kick you out of this chat, this room, this company, my contacts and my heart
emo fuck: i
emo fuck: i just wanted to make a joke guys
australia 2 electric boogaloo: yeah fellas ease up on poor changbin hes doing his best
emo fuck: thanks bro
australia 2 electric boogaloo: ur welcome bro
shawn mendes whomst: ,,,,,,,,,,,
shawn mendes whomst: “fellas”
i am NOT from nct: its better than the alternative
i am NOT from nct: i shuddered even thinking about it
australia 2 electric boogaloo: wow i cant believe im being attacked by my own band mates
australia 2 electric boogaloo: i thought we were mates, mate
i am NOT from nct: see it could be so much worse
i am NOT from nct: like what he just said
miNOOOHHHH: wait is this the bullying felix club
the baby: i think so
australia 2 electric boogaloo: stop it ✋!! i dont like it!!!
jinnie: what
australia: what are you gonna break out next felix
australia: no hat no play
australia: slip slop slap
emo fuck: id make a joke about that but im sitting next to minho and i dont want to get hit
miNOOOHHHH: good choice
australia 2 electric boogaloo: watch out changbin you might get
australia: don't even
australia 2 electric boogaloo: slip slop slapPED
australia: feLIX DONT USE YOUR AUSTRALIA POWERS FOR EVIL
australia 2 electric boogaloo: yOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, CHRISTOPHER
jinnie: dont call him that
australia 2 electric boogaloo: YOURE NOT MY MOM
australia: no
australia: dont spell it like that
australia 2 electric boogaloo: u rite
australia 2 electric boogaloo: i feel,,,,
australia 2 electric boogaloo: wrong
australia: you should, felix, you should
australia 2 electric boogaloo: i,, im sorry mate
australia: its okay mate
australia 2 electric boogaloo: mate
australia: mate
emo fuck: maybe mate will be our always
[miNOOOHHHH has removed emo fuck from the chat]
miNOOOHHHH: frick you changbin
miNOOOHHHH: i cried like a bitch at that movie
shawn mendes whomst: you okay there minho
miNOOOHHHH: no
[australia has added emo fuck to the chat]
emo fuck: hey minho
miNOOOHHHH: no
emo fuck: i guess you could say
miNOOOHHHH: dont
emo fuck: i am NOT okay
emo fuck: whAT THE SHIT HOW DID HE RUN THAT FAST
shawn mendes whomst: can someone make the children stop fighting
australia 2 electric boogaloo: yeah nah
shawn mendes whomst: chan, please
australia: nah im filming this lmao
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[3:12pm]
australia 2 electric boogaloo: oi chris wanna go on a maccas run
australia: yeah nah maybe later
emo fuck: wow chris just go on a maccas run
australia: don't say that
australia it's not allowed
australia 2 electric boogaloo: only australians can say that
the baby: why is the felix the only one who calls chan chris
i am NOT from nct: hush child
the baby: youre like a year older than me
i am NOT from nct: h u s h c h i l d
australia 2 electric boogaloo: anyway uhh okay buddypalmaterino just lemme know when youre free
shawn mendes whomst: “buddypalmaterino”
australia: will do mate
australia 2 electric boogaloo: alright mate
shawn mendes whomst: what was that
miNOOOHHHH: just ignore them child
australia: no one can ignore felix
australia: i cant even ignore felix
australia: no matter how hard i try
australia 2 electric boogaloo: OI
australia: jk felix
australia: ily mate
australia 2 electric boogaloo: ilyt mate
emo fuck: oooooo felix just got matezoned
miNOOOHHHH: changbin stop
emo fuck: wow minho i thought you loved me
miNOOOHHHH: so thats our first rumour?
i am NOT from nct: ooooOOOOOOOOOOO
australia: normally i would try and stop this violence
australia: but that was fucking great