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Bakugou and Todoroki were hanging around in dining area, lounging casually on a chaise they were just talking about the upcoming cultural festival. They both had been busy with preparations. They had no time to chit-chat for days.
“Bakugou, what is the meaning of this message from Camie,” Todoroki said and read his phone screen. “lol, lol, lol, ikemen sup’ waccha doin’ Yoarashi buggin’ ta kno ye id. Aye naw fam.” Todoroki’s brow arched a little not to mention he just spoke it without intonation, at all. “it’s mostly in kana. I have no idea.”
“The fuck is wrong with that girl.” Bakugou groaned. “Gimme your phone.”
“You understand that?” Todoroki looked surprised.
“Fucking no.” Bakugou cursed. He typed to Camie, ‘don’t fucking give him. I’ll fucking kill you’
Camie instantly replied, ‘aye aye ye luva boi, gimmi ye line ima bug ye, sup fam (((๑´ㅂ`) ʬʬʬ’
“I actually understand a little if she’s talking. But chatting is hard to decipher.” Todoroki sighed. “I once asked Yaoyorozu but she didn’t understand it either.”
“Nobody would fucking understand this shit. Just take a guess from one or two words.” Bakugou then replied her, ‘wtf would i, stop chatting’
‘nu fun fam, lol, gunna come ta yer cult fest yea? Pure dead brilliant! Wrekit fam ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ’
Bakugou just read it with a frown and gave Todoroki’s phone. He didn’t want to answer the chat because he knew Camie would fucking bother him to no end.
“Cos’ you easily gave your line id to her. Why are you so stupid.” Bakugou grunted.
“She seems nice. I didn’t give mine to Yoarashi though.”
Bakugou answered with a tch. “That baldy wants your line id.”
“I hope she doesn’t tell him. They’re going to our cultural festival. You laughed a lot when you’re with Camie. Is she so funny?”
“She is. Why jealous much?” Bakugou smirked.
“You never laughed like that. Of course as your boyfriend, I want to make you laugh too.”
Bakugou’s face was hot as his ears started to feel the heat, Todoroki’s forwardness was really troublesome. “Fuck off. Learn how to joke from her then. Make me laugh.”
“Ok.” Todoroki smiled a bit. “I win though, no one can make you blush that much.”
“Fuck you! DIE!!” Bakugou yelled as he ran back to his own room. He could hear Todoroki’s chuckle from distance.
-
As the big day came, their concert went pretty well and they got free time to check out other class performance and booth stalls. It seemed like they’re on an actual date. Until they met Camie, Yoarashi, and Shishikura. Of course, Yoarashi had yelled at them with much fervour.
“Todoroki! Bakugou! Your performance was amazing!”
“Yo lit fam, your couple matching shirts is super wicked fit,” Camie gave a wink.
“A little plain for my liking.” Added the emo guy.
“Fuck off.” Bakugou growled.
“It’s our class shirts, not couple. But thanks.” Todoroki said.
“Todoroki! I saw a booth selling udon! Let’s go there!” why the fuck this baldy always so loud.
“We just ate. Therefore I prefer soba.”
“Let’s not ruin their date yeah? Scram you both.” Camie pushed both her friends away then smirked at them knowingly.
“Camie really is nice.”
“She’s like a witch. Her quirk is also witch-like, manipulative as fuck.”
“Bakugou I actually learnt a bit from Camie, I’ll use some of it now.” Todoroki looked surprisingly serious for someone who wanted to make a bad pun, Bakugou noted.
“Ok. What now?” they were walking to the other side of rows booths onto familiar big cherry blossom tree.
“Aki wa mou akiaki.” Todoroki said. I'm fed up with autumn.
Bakugou laughed so hard he tried not to roll over on grass. “Bloody shite why. Don’t.”
“Wakusei ga waa, kusee.” Todoroki added. The planet oh goddamn stinks.
“Stop.. f-fuk,” he felt like tears were coming down. Fuck he loved Camie.
“Karaoke wa kore kara OK,” Todoroki smiled so beautifully whilst Bakugou was already on the ground rolling over grass. Karaoke is just starting. “Bakugou, kusa ga kusai (the grass stinks), I’ll stop please don’t laugh anymore. It’s getting embarrassing.” Todoroki took Bakugou’s shoulder then not-so-subtly kissed a bit on his temple.
Bakugou was choking on his spit. How dare Todoroki made him laugh and still not laughing himself. The puns were fucking hilarious. “I hate you.” Bakugou tried to breathe normally. He huffed.
“Well. I learnt from the best.” His boyfriend smiled oh so charmingly. Bakugou wanted to smack his beautiful face.
“I will block Camie from your line. Please don’t make any more puns.” Bakugou sighed his face still pretty heated up.
“She’s our friend. I try not to make you laugh again today. I think that’s enough for one day.” Todoroki said. “Let’s go Present Mic’s karaoke booth?”
Bakugou cursed but then laughed heartily.
-
“I told y’all they’re bangin'. Blackmail material gotcha!” Camie cheered to her phone while recording the whole scene.
Yoarashi sighed. “I thought I had a chance.”
Camie sneered. “I mean like, can you actually bottom fam? Cos’ moe gap Todoroki x Bakugou is legit bonnie. I’m more of a bottom Bakugou dang who can resist tsundere like him, eh? Naw fam no chance.”
“I literally don’t understand what are you saying!! I’m sorry!” Yoarashi bowed. “I still want to be friends with them though!”
“Uhoh! I might’ve thought ‘bout some kinky OT3 eh, you’ll see.” Camie winked.
“What’s even a kinky OT3! Let me know!”
“You’re too pure for this conversation,” Shishikura patted Yoarashi shoulder.