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“Foodies”
Members: PJM and KTH
Taetertot: chimchim, u up???
Chimichanga: no tae im no awake at 12 in the afternoon
Chimichanga: when is the lats u slept
Taetertot: idk its been swhile but but I had an epifiny
Chimichanga: you mean epiphany ??
Taetertot: ye
Taetertot: okya so litsen
Taetertot: I had this thougt late night
Taetertot: like 3am
Chimichanga: whats up?
Taetertot: we are all technically strippers its jsut a matter fo how many hip thrusts and body rlls you put into it
Chimichanga: elaborate
Taetertot: liek we strip 2 change
Taetertot: its kina self explanatory
Chimichanga: tae…
Chimichanga: wtf…
Chimichanga: I would ask if u were high but I kno u aren’t into that
Taetertot: it was 3am gimmee a break
Chimichanga: my god
Chimichanga: I gotta tell joonie hyung
Taetertot: who?
Taetertot: is that one of the gys in that internet group chat thngy u are in?
Chimichanga: ye, he is hells smart
Chimichanga: I feel like ud itd break him to hear that
Taetertot: u mea read
Chimichanga: hush anyway ima tell him brb
Taetertot: lemme kno what he say
Chimichanga: you know whwt im just gonna add u 2 the chat
Taetertot: wait srsly?
Chimichanga: ye
Chimichanga: y not
Taetertot: AW YEES
Chimichanga: but first rules
Taetertot: rules?
Chimichanga: yes rules. They are simple and easy
Chimichanga: one: do not send or ask fro a selca
Chimichanga: tw: don’t say where we live okay
Taetertot: okay is that it?
Chimichanga: yeah p much
Taetertot: oaky im ready to join!!!1
Chimichanga: gimmie a minute to let them know
“I hate you all”
Members: JJK, KNJ, KSJ, JHS, MYG, and PJM
Books4brains: I have an assignment due, so I’m going to go and work on that.
Chimstar: Wait! Huyng I need you hear for a miute!!!
Books4brains: Oh, okay. What is it, Jimin?
MinSneezus: Yeah Jiminie whats so important you need Joon
Books4brains: Words hurt, Hyung.
MinSneezus: *shrug emoji*
Chimstar: would it b oaky if I added my bestest friend to the group?!??!??
Chimstar: hes really sweet and silly and joonie hyung would get a kick out of his 3am “epiphanies”
FaceofLuck: I don’t mind, if Jimin knows and trusts him im down fro it
Books4brains: Did you tell him the rules of the chat?
Chimstar: yes! He undterstands and he is shy too so he wouldn’t send a selca unless he felt comfortable
JustDance: R WE GETTING A NEW FRINED???!!
GoldenBunny: apparently
Books4brains: Add him, Jimin. I trust you.
Chimstar: YAAAAY HYUNG ILY
Chimstar added KTH to the group chat.
Chimstar changed KTH to V-isual
V-isual: uhh chimchim whats with my name
Chimstar: it is the truth
JustDance: Hello!!! Im jung hoseok, every1 calls me hobi im 21 and I dance
FaceofLuck: Kim Seokjin, worldwide handsome, call me Jin hyung! 23 and I cook
Books4brains: Hello there, I’m Kim Namjoon, I’m 21 and I rap.
GoldenBunny: Jeon Jungkook
GoldenBunny: 18
MinSneezus : Min Yoongi, rap, 22
Chimstar: you already know me taetae
V-isual: oh hello im Kim Taehyung, im 20
FaceofLuck: oh precious baby
FaceofLuck: Joonie look we have a son now
FaceofLuck: and judging by his name he inherited his mothers loosk
V-isual: what
Chimstar: Jin hyung and joonie hyung are “married” bc of the smae family name
Chimstar: Jinnie hyung adopted you fro that reson im assuming
Books4brains: Jin Hyung, you just met him. Don’t you want to know more about him before making such a claim?
FaceofLuck: he is my presious baby so stfu Joon
Books4brains: Okay, Hyung.
V-isual: haha dad is scared of mom
MinSneezus: Its scary how he just accepted that
GoldenBunny: im not gunna queston it he is jimins friend
Chimstar: u bRAT THAT IS JIMIN HYUNG TO YOU
GoldenBunny: sory I couldn’t hear u all the way down there
Chimstar: YOU SON OF A BITCH TAE TAE HOLD ME BAC
V-isual: lmao want me to put you on hte self agan
JustDance: Self???
V-isual: there is asefl thingy here that’s 2 high fro him o jump down from so I put him up there when he is bad
GoldenBunny: IM HOWLING OMFG I CANTDGB
MinSneezus: Kook? Did you die?
FaceofLuck: im guessing you are tall, my son?
V-isual: yeah around 180cm nt exact
Books4brains: That means I am still the tallest.
FaceofLuck: my baby has his daddys height and his mommys looks
Books4brains: Please, don’t call me his daddy.
V-isual: lmao ye too kinky mom
FaceofLuck: aish cant say anything without it being dirty
MinSneezus: Guys seriously did kook die?
JustDance: Yoongi hyung is wrried bout his son
GoldenBunny: im fine hyung the shelf thing was just too hilarious
JustDance: I think its cute and proves that chim is tiny and shold be protected.
V-isual: lmao he is sulking in the living room face down on the flor
JustDance: Face down booty up???
V-isual: lmao ye
Books4brains: Okay, this conversation is over.
FaceofLuck: yeah, children its bedtime
V-isual: but moooooooom
V-isual: I wann stay up and plaaaaayyyy
FaceofLuck: I-
FaceofLuck: Joonie help
Books4brains: Listen to your mother, Taehyung.
MinSneezus: Can you all just go the fuck to bed already
JustDance: Hyung there is a chlid heer!!
GoldenBunny: I AM NOT A CHILD!!
Chimstar: lmao whateve you say feotus
GoldenBunny: I-
GoldenBunny: that’s why I don’t call you huyng
Chimstar: why u lil
V-isual: let it go chim we have early class tmmrow
Chimstar: fine night every1
JustDance : night! Sleep well