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JUN! @minghaobb
ITS CARAT SELCA DAY THIS IS THE ONLY DAY A YEAR I GET ALL THOSE TASTY RTS

JUN! @minghaobb
i luv being an actually attractive fanboy uwu only reason i have mutuals

        yuseul @channiebaby
       @minghaobb shhut up you followed me first bc you wanted to rp, ugly

        JUN! @minghaobb
       @channiebaby that kinky ass gyushua... mmm

JUN! @minghaobb
#caratselcaday wife me i can make all the breakfast foods @xuminghao_o

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Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
Our Shining Carats! All so beautiful! #caratselcaday

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
minghao is fuckgin cute he fucking. tweeted about carat selca day. mg heart. foudn in a ditch.

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JUN! @minghaobb
wh

JUN! @minghaobb
pardon me Sir

JUN! @minghaobb
PARDON ME    SIR

JUN! @minghaobb
YALL???????????MINGHAO LEGITIMENTLY JUST FOLLWOED ME

JUN! @minghaobb
MINGHAO FOLLOWED ME WHY IS NO ONE TLAKIGN ABOU T YHIS CARATS I NEED CONFIRMATION WAS THIS A FEVER DREAM OR DID XU FUCKING MINGHAO JUST ACTUALLY FOLLOW ME ON TWT

JUN! @minghaobb
I KEEP REFRESHING IT AND IT STIL LSAYS HE FOLLOWS ME OHYMGOD MINGHAO WAS HACKED WASNT HE 

JUN! @minghaobb
@lovinjoshua JIHOON I CANT BELIEVE YOU HACKED MINGHAO JUST TO PRANK ME 

          jihooooon @lovinjoshua
          @minghaobb what the fuck? 

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@xuminghao_o has followed a large fan account, @minghaobb, on Twitter!!
 
          seokie @boobseungkwan
         @svt_updates lmaooo jun had 500 followers. large fanaccount? Shes Reaching Your Honor

          JUN! @minghaobb
         @boobseungkwan SHUTUP JHAJSJ

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JUN! @minghaobb
deleting all my thirst tweets for minghao so he doesnt have to read that legitiment FILTH

         seokie @boobseungkwan
        @minghaobb oh but i get to read about you wanting him to slap you in the face with  his cock. aight then

        jihooooon @lovinjoshua
        @minghaobb in the mood to leak your 3am thirst texts you send me tbh

JUN! @minghaobb
all my friends = fake bitches 

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JUN! @minghaobb
STOP SJSSKJS

JUN! @minghaobb
i crave an EARLY DEATH

JUN! @minghaobb
HE LIKED MY FUCKING TWEET

         seokie @boobseungkwan
        @minghaobb he liked mine too

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Instagram:

[darlinghao]: The8 (xuminghao_o) is now following you.

[wenjunhui]: The8 (xuminghao_o) is now following you.

[minghaostinyweiner]: The8 (xuminghao_o) is now following you.

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JUN! @minghaobb
KSJKSJKSJ???

JUN! @minghaobb
THANKS TO THE UGLY BITCH THAT DIDNT POINT OUT HE FOLLOWED MY FUCKIGN SPAM @boobseungkwan SEOK HAVE YOU NOTICED MY USER OR LIKE

        seokie @boobseungkwan
         @minghaobb u rly out here dragging ya mans slong... he aint gonna follow you much longer..
      
         JUN! @minghaobb
        @boobseungkwan shutup you said kwannie has bigger tiddies than mingyu    last night u fucking swine

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@xuminghao_o follows twitter user @minghaobb on all three of his Instagrams!

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JUN! @minghaobb
culd b worse tbh... culd of followed my thirst acct where i just talk abt wanting minghao in my guts n stuff but he wouldnt be able to reach them anyways

         seokie @boobseungkwan
        @minghaobb u realize he follows u right . like .... on twt...

        seokie @boobseungkwan
        @minghaobb ima just leave th @ here its @/silkhao bc jun is unoriginal

        JUN! @minghaobb
        @boobseungkwan u ugly thot. 

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Instagram:

[silkhao]: The8 (xuminghao_o) has followed you.

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JUN! @minghaobb
i never  EVER a day in my life asked god to let me suffer and YET I STILL DO

JUN! @minghaobb
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS @xuminghao_o

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JUN! retweeted:

Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@xuminghao_o has followed @minghaobb on a fourth NSFW(?) Instagram.

JUN! @minghaobb
hope yall saw that rt cause i need someoen to shwo the police that when they discover my deadbody . itll act as my suicide note, in short

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
i log onto twt and apprently minghao is causing jun to have a gay panic but like what else is new

         seokie @boobseungkwan
        @silly_seungkwan he followed him

         soonie @silly_seungkwan
         @boobseungkwan WORD?

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JUN! @minghaobb
ok so when i use #s and tag shit i get like 500 followers and NOW when my fucking CELEBRITY CRUSH follows me and is RUINING my life i jump to fucking 4k AJU NICE! -.-

JUN! @minghaobb
at least read my ao3 fics :(

JUN! @minghaobb
and NO MINGHAO i am NOT TELLIGN YOU TO GO READ MY FUCKING AO3 FICS FUCK OFF

JUN! @minghaobb
idc minghao can catch this soft block on EVERYTHIGN except my personal ig bc i need that validation like did he follow me cause im pretty
       
        soonie @silly_seungkwan
        @minghaobb no
 
        JUN! @minghaobb
        @silly_seungkwan youre ugly

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JUN! @minghaobb
UPDATE: I'm here to say hello to all 13k of my new followers. also fuck you if you followed me to watch me die bc minghao followed me.  

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JUN! @minghaobb
do i block minghao or do i hint that i want a dm: more at 11

JUN! @minghaobb
whatever ive accepted this im just gonna eat some toast and be at peace w my minghao fancams

         Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
         @minghaobb Can I get some toast?

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@xuminghao_o replies to one of @minghaobb tweets!

         seokie @boobseungkwan
         @svt_updates he asked for bread lmfao its not that serious leave jun alone
 
         Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
         @boobseungkwan It's toast.
 
         soonie @silly_seungkwan
        @lovinjoshua SEOKMIN SKJKAJ

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Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o

hi!! your tweets made me laugh a lot! I hope you don't mind that I followed you

kjdhs no of course not omg i'm literally honored rn lol I reeeeealllly love seventeen haha

I can see lmao you seem to reeeeallllly love me too lol

SHIT yeah uh youre my bias or whatever... this is embarrassing 

no I think its sweet tbh lol
but I hope this isn't weird ... twitter hacks happen A LOT  and idk would it be weird to use imessage? 

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jun has sent an image

jun: ERNJDFK

seokie: wekfjldl;'

jihoon: KJSKS?

soonyoung: jshdkhsdkjSDJKSJ

vernon: FUCK

jun: HE DMD ME
jun: YALL I B EA T MY ME A T S O  HAR D

jihoon: lord

soonyoung: holy shit

seokie: suck his dick

jun: i think u forgot hes in korea lmao
jun: i needa get back out there a bitch is SAD

jihoon: or date the super famous idol n get your boyfriend to fly you out so he can eat your ass

jun: or i could eat his :(

vernon: please we miss u :(
vernon: oh damn ok

soonyoung: yes pls come back we miss u
soonyoung: live under my bed

jun: WJH
jun: HWY
jun: WHY

soonyoung: ok damn sorry i suggested anything

jun: HE JUST LIKED ONE OF MY PICS FROM MY NSFW ACCOUNT
jun: NO SIJSSNS

soonyoung: HAHHAHAHH

jun: IT WAS ONE OF THOSE GIFS WHERE HES SITTING A CERTAIN WAY AND U CAN SEE HIS DICK OUTLINE BTIHC I SAID I WOULD GOBBLE UP HIS MICRODICK SKJSK
jun: I WENT TO IMESSAGE TO APOLGOIZE I SEE DOTS HOLY SHTI
jun: GUSY
jun: HIYS
jun: GUYS YOU FUCKIGN ASHOLES

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MINGHAO??: microdick?

Junhui: why is this the first thing youve ever texted me
Junhui: SITLSK
Junhui: OKAY U H
Junhui: ima just say u knew what you were getting into when seokmin linked u that account Hhhh

MINGHAO??: fair point
MINGHAO??: do you guys really think its that small :(

Junhui: UH
Junhui: IMEAN SOME PEOPLE THNK YOURE FUCKIGN H U NG
Junhui: ME PERSONALLY, YOU HAVE A REALLY SMALL BODY AND UH

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jun has sent an image 
 

jun: I Crave Death

seokie: i like that his name is MINGHAO?? like u rly cant believe it

soonyoung: U OUT HERE
soonyoung: MAKING FUN OF HIS DICK?
soonyoung: JUN YOU WENT OFF ON SOME STAN FOR FUCKGIN TAGGIGN HIM IN A NSFW POST LIKE THAT AND U FUCKCK

jun: HE ASKED

jihoon: gimme his # i need to fuck joshua

jun: SOTP

jihoon: :(

jun: NO

jihoon: pls

jun: ILL ASK LATER
jun: HEY WAIT

seokie: wh

jun: rmbr when u said that stuff abt his name
jun: like what if his account was hacked or smth what if it rly isnt hao

seokie: ask for a Never Before Seen Selca

jun: oof ok

seokie: im kidding
seokie: jun
seokie: JUN

soonyoung: ms jun? ms jun? oh my fucking god she fucking dead

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MINGHAO??: if this is your way of trying to get a dick pic, i'm fine with my penis size remaining a mystery..

Junhui: SH
Junhui: hey

MINGHAO??: hi!

Junhui: can I get a selca?
Junhui: like one you've never posted before

MINGHAO??: I'm in bed....

Junhui: oh-

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jun has sent an image

 
jun: im a good person. im a good person and god loves me. im a good person and god loves me but he constantly TESTS ME

vernon: OHMYGOD

jihoon: SUCK HIS DICK

jun: SOTP NSKK

seokie: SLOB ON HIS KNOB

soonyoung: LIKE CORN ON THE COB

jihoon: GET THAT TA S T Y BED PIC

seokie: minghao bout to take a pic in grey sweatpants holdin he dick n b like 'wyd?'

jun: LITERALLY FUCKING DIE

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Junhui: u dont have to send one lmao
Junhui: acouple of my friends weretn sure if ig you were legit minghao
Junhui: for obvious reasons

MINGHAO??: ah yeah i get that
MINGHAO??: i can still send one
MINGHAO??: if you want

Junhui: sure! if youre comfortable with it

MINGHAO??: dont post this on your nsfw insta cause like ill know

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jun: I HATE HIM JHSS
jun: H E GOES 'ILL SEND ONE BUT DONT POST IT ON YOUR NSFW INSTA ILL K N O W' BIH I WILL BLCOK YOU AND GO PRIVATE

seokie: HAHAHAAHWJ
seokie: IF YOU DONT FUCK HIM I WILL LMAO

soonyoung: damn seungkwan is shaking :(
soonyoung: GET ME SEUNGKWANS NUMBER

seokie: no me :(

jun: YOU WANTED TO FUCK MINGHAO A SECOND AGO??

seokie: SHUT UP SKJJSH
seokie: HASH E SENT IT UET?

jun: IMSSN
jun: YES

seokie: BITCH??

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MINGHAO?? has sent an image

 
MINGHAO??: i ended up finding an old one i sent to seungkwan a while ago actually
MINGHAO??: i asked if it was good n he never answered so i never posted it HAH
MINGHAO??: cause like.. bed selca = possible scandle and seventeen remains unproblematic kings
MINGHAO??: or at least thats what yall say..
MINGHAO??: sorry im a mess rn

Junhui: no its fine youre cute!!

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jun: YAALL

jun has sent an image 

 
jun: NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER
jun: PHAT  uwus r being busted

seokie: HES OS FCUKGIN
seokie: MY UWUS
seokie: MT DICK
seokie: THIS IS HORNY
seokie: I BEAT MY MEAT SO HARD

jun: I CANT FEEL MY LEFT LEG
jun: HES CUTE TOO HE WENT ' im a mess rn' BIDJKJS

vernon: why is he a mess................

jun: u h idk

seokie: hes nervous talking to hsi numebr one fan uwu

jun: shut UP

vernon: awe imagine haohao blushing n stuff w his blankets n pillows while hes texting jun
vernon: this is SOFT SHIT
vernon: IM MALLUABLE
vernon: this is like me when i think abt seungcheol .. ..uwu

jihoon: tjats fucking gay

vernon: shut up :(

soonie: vernon <3 my son <3

vernon: SOONIE !!!

seokie: this si gay

jun: HE TECTIED BACK
jun: WYH ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM ABOUT GOD HIMSELF
jun: XU FUCKING MINHAO
jun: TEXITNG ME

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MINGHAO??: awe thank you so much <3

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jun: HE SENT A HEART

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Junhui: np!!

MINGHAO??: hey i was looking through your twt and i noticed you're from china!

Junhui: yeah!
Junhui: i lived in korea for awhile but came back a few months ago :( it was for uni
Junhui: which sucks because i made a lot of great friends...and got into seventeen haaha h h ..... isawyouguysliveandcriedshutup

MINGHAO??: thats cute

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jun: I TOLD HIM ABOTU MEEITNG MY GREAT FIRENDS AND GETITNG INTO SVT AND HE SAID 'thats cute' BITHC
jun: IS HE TALKIGN ABOUT ME MEEITNG U GUYS OR ME ISH E CALKING ME CUTE

vernon: awe we're great frineds

seokie: thats gay

jihoon: let the boy have his gay panic

jun: thank you hoon

jihoon: you are welcome hui

jun: no
jun: never even think of comparing me
jun: to jesus christ
jun: lee hwitaek

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MINGHAO??: are you cool to speak mandarin?

Junhui: yep! i speak mandarin korean and cantonese !

MINGHAO??: nice!! im still a lil sucky at korean rip me

Junhui: nooo omg you only started learning when you became a trainee and youre so fucking good at it!!
Junhui: literally coming from someone who went thru smth very similar: korean is fucking hard and youre doing great sweetie <3

MINGHAO??: my contact better be sweetie now lmao

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jun: HE JUST ASKED IF HIS CONTACT WAS SWEETIE KJDS
jun: IS HE FUCKING FLIRTING WIHT ME GUYS MY DICK IS SO HARD

vernon: the thing about u being a hard stan is idk if youre kidding abt having a boner

soonyoung: i wish i had minghaos phone number so i could show him this rip

seokie: NEXT FANMEET WE GO TO WE SHOULD TELL HIM WE'RE FRIENDS WITH JUN AND GET HIS NUMBER JSKJ KS

jihoon: screenshot bitches

jun: STOP I KNOW YOURE GOING TO ONE SOON FUCK YOU FUCK OYU FUCK OYU
jun: FUCKIGN SEUNGKWAN FANSIGHT UGLIES

seokie: ima tell minghao abt the nsfw tumblr

jun: I HAVE TEARS I AM FULLY CRYIGN SEOKMIN I WILL LITERALYL EAT YOUR ASS STOP IT

vernon: rmbr when jun made a masterpost about how minghao would like oral

jihoon: THE DAY HE WAS LEGAL

jun has left junhao

jihoon has added jun back to junhao

jun: since the fuck when is this called 'junhao'

soonyoung: uwu

jun: literally fucking DIE

vernon: i woudl die for seungcheol and chan

jun: shut up ugly

vernon: is it cause im korean

seokie: SHTU U[P

jihoon: we ALL ARE KOREAN

jun: i'm not korean

soonyoung: vern everyone in this chat is korean

jun: i'm not korean

vernon: I just don't want to be ugly ok

jun: GUYS IM NOT KOREAN

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Junhui: whats my contant? 

sweetie: Junhui

Junhui: ugly 

sweetie: and to think you made an entire thread just on my visuals... 

Junhui: SHUT UP

sweetie: MAKE ME 

Junhui:  ILL COM EOVER HTERE AND EAT YOUR ASS!

sweetie: WHWHAT

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jun has sent an image

jun: FUCK
jun: I WAS THNKGI NOF YOU GUYS AND MINGHAO GETTINGORAL (i think i got an actual boner eheh) AND I FUCKIGN

seokie: i cnat read chinese

jun: chinese isnt a fucking language u illiterate fuck

seokie: damn
seokie: mandarin** you pretentious FUCK

jun: IT ISNT A LANGUAGE-
jun: anyways i told minghao if he didnt shut up i would eat his ass
jun: and he REACTED WITH 'WHAT'

jihoon: my sides
jihoon: hur t o  s  much
jihoon: ppelaee jun
jihoon: i p ut it int oogogle translate
jihoon: ITS SO GUNYNY

jun: SHUTU UPPP

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JUN! @minghaobb
i have spoken to minghao for less than an hour and i already offered to eat his ass

JUN! @minghaobb
@ everyone in my mentions like 'OMG OYU DID NOT!!' yeah i literally ufkcing said i would eat his ass and i REGRET

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JUN! @minghaobb
SHUT UP @xuminghao_o

         Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
         @minghaobb the last time this was threatened something else was offered...
 
         seokie @boobseungkwan
         @minghaobb @xuminghao_o OHYMGOD

          jihooooon @lovinjoshua
          @minghaobb @xuminghao_o AHJHSHSHS OHYMGOFD JUN

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
waiting for @svt_updates to tweet like: Minghao acknowledges someone offered to eat his ass!

          Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
          @lovinjoshua this really was just rude and uncalled for 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
so @minghaobb offered to eat @xuminghao_o ass but like at least you didnt make a masterlist on tumblr about all the different ways he would like oral on your nsfw tumblr nsfw-xmh.tumblr.corn

          JUN! @minghaobb
          @seungcheolbabe LITERALLY STOP

 
vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
the first time i ever get a tweet liked by an idol and its about minghao getting his ass ATE by fucking JUN
 
          JUN! @minghaobb
          @seungcheolbabe DIE

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ass eater: FUCK OM S OSORRY BAOUT VERNON AND EVRYONE AND WHATI SAID ITS LIKRE
ass eater:  A MEME REACTO NTHING AND IDO IT A LOT IWTH MY FRIENDS SO I REACTED W THAT IM SORRY I WONT EAT YOUR ASS

sweetie: you dont want to eat my ass?
sweetie: disappointed but not surprised
sweetie: there isnt anything to eat

ass easter: JSHJSJSH

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jun: HES COOL WITH THE ASS EATING THING
jun: the man called his own ass flat

seokie: at least he acknowledges it

soonyoung: mm my bby kwannies ass is FAT and a full MEAL

jihoon: no homo but i would literally go to town on that ripe booty
jihoon: im a loyal joshua bias-bias wrecked wonu stan what

seokie: id go to town on soonies booty

soonyoung: get u a friend honestly

seokie: lol yup

vernon: i would literally die for seungcheol but chan has an ass that won't quit
vernon: he so damn thick ohymgod

jun: hes an angel :(

vernon: u right i rly just wanna hold his hand :(

jun: im gonna tell minghao to tell seungcheol

vernon: no my two hundred days w cheol is the same day as the fanmeet what if he hates me
vernon: jun please im gonna start crying

jun: remember this act of kindness

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ass eater: my friends all hella stan your group is that weird

sweetie: ill respond to that after im done reading the tags about me getting blow jobs
sweetie: damn i think i got a boner

ass eater: I MET YOU FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO

sweetie: wh
sweetie: oh yeah
sweetie: TO BE FAIR you aint gonna tell anyone

ass eater: i sent a screenshot to my gc

sweetie: yeah
sweetie: your friend seokie is positng them on his twitter

ass eater: mother fucker

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jun: minghao says seokmin is posting the private imessage conversations onto twitter
jun: seokmin is now black listed

seokie: HE KNOWS MY TWITTER?

jun: yeah

seokie: ??? JSHJFD ???

jun: delete them thot

seokie: i have like 90 followers

jun: and when i acknoledged u as a friend u jumped to 2k bc of minghao connections Delete Them

seokie: FINE
seokie: not surprised i fianlly get rts n likes for my qualtiy tweets bc of u
seokie: u had the most followers for a reason

vernon: ahem thot 47k on yuseuls n my account

jihoon: you translate shit you dont count

soonyoung: what abt me n seokies shared acc we had 93k

jihoon: FAN SIGHTS. DONT COUNT.

seokie: jihoon rly savoring his 400 followers huh

jun: idk why i had 500 like im not funny im just hot

soonyoung: fr
soonyoung: rmbr we met cause i rly tried it wit u

vernon: word?
vernon: ive never heard this lmao

soonyoung: first day i see juns FINE ASS (literally he was wearing booty shorts and OooOoOoH BOY my dick was HONRY)
soonyoung: i just like them thick boys

seokie: on god?

jihoon: seungkwan felt a chill...

soonyoung: anways w jun..
soonyoung: i go up to him like hey wanna hit up a party at mine

seokie: but there was not a party planned

soonyoung: so i last minute text EVERYONE i know  and i tell seokie over here to buy food and alcohol im having a party

seokie: n i waslike 'why tho?'
seokie: and he goes "i met a beautiful stranger and like sex NOW yknow so i gotta form some kind of connection with him so we can fuck anf then the next day i can make him eggs and we fall in love'

jun: and i ended up making out with and having sex with jihoon anyways

jihoon: HELL YEAH YOU DID

jun: p decent dick u got  there son

jihoon: hell yeah i do

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
update: we all exchanged  numbers and ive kicked joshuas ass in pool six times

         JUN! @minghaobb
         @lovinjoshua stop using me for the perks omg

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
just met seungkwan. like. personally. man gave me a hug. told me my fansights are great. my heart is so weighed down by love that it FELL. OUT. MY. ASS.

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan seungkwan unfollwo this account RIGHT NOW

           Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
           @silly_seungkwan I will not be doing that.

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@pledis_boos follows fanaccount @silly_seungkwan !

           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @svt_updates and yet he still wont follow me ok then

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
hey guys. just met cheol and chan. on my 200th day with cheol. i haven t stopped cryign since we got on the transit. my head is on jihoons shoulder. i cant breathe. chan held my hand for a  good ten minutes. fucking hell.

         yuseul @channiebaby
         @seungcheolbabe u've been to fanmeets before tho

         vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
         @channiebaby seul.. i like. met them personally. i hvae their phone numbers
 
         yuseul @channiebaby
        @seungcheolbabe SO ARE YOU JUST NOT GONNA ANSWER MY DM OR .

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SOON & SEOK @STARDAZZLER_
what it is and what it isn't #승관 #부승관

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
WHY THE UFKC DID SEUNGKWAN JUST FOLLWO SEOK'S N MY'S FANSIGHT JDSHDJK

           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan you literally gave him our @ are you that suprised
 
           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan HE FOLLOWED ME HERE TOO ABORT ABORT

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
jdskdk carat selca day is over but its my 200th day with cheol so like heres us @choicheol95
   

vernom OwO  @seungcheolbabe
SHUT UP HE JSUT FILOWED ME

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vernon: so cheol
vernon: hes like one of the only straight ones in svt what if he thinks my @ is weird

jun: do u
jun: want me to ask

vernon: UH
vernon: kind of
vernon: but i dont want to look like a loser
vernon: ill just ask myself

jun: the man - he has balls

vernon: thnaks

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asseater: is cheol gay

sweetie: i knew you were using me

asseater: .

sweetie: damn it was funnier when you panicked

asseater: TJATS LITERALLY SO WRONG MINGHAO WAHT  THE UFKC

sweetie: SHUT UP I KNOW
sweetie: anyways yea ill send you his contact
sweetie: lesser leader >

asseater: thats so mean

sweetie: im the better leader

asseater: omg i forget you were coleaders

sweetie: .

asseater: I MKSIDING
asseater: anyways yall have Never explained that?
asseater: coleaders?
asseater: that isnt rly a thing kpop groups do u h

sweetie: we were originially gonna have a mandarin unit but i was the only chinese trainee that tried out
sweetie: and i was suppose to lead that unit
sweetie: bc we would be ~seventeen~ together but my unit would mainly be in china uwu
sweetie: but it was Only Me
sweetie: in the end we just became coleaders

asseater: intwesting
asseater: were you really the only dirty china boy

sweetie: .

asseater: korea is racist,

sweetie: point taken,
sweetie: no i wasn't the only chinese trainee but everyone else left because Korea Is Racist

asseater: disgusuting
asseater: i was @ a dance studio during my time there
asseater: everyoen was like 'wow ur so good . for a dirty china boy' thanks

sweetie: THAT . OHYMGOD
sweetie: people like to pretend cheol is the only leader of svt

asseater: tbh when i first stanned i didnt think you were
asseater: idk you rarely talked
asseater: i figured now it was cause your korean wasnt that good

sweetie: pretty much that
sweetie: the leader is suppose to be well spoken, and tho they thought i was good with my words, that was in mandarin yknow
sweetie: GOD even now i fuckign HATE whenever they pass me the mic to talk and im like "wait no i dont SPEAK K OR EA N "  and i forget stuff or whatever and im like struggling ohymgod i craved death

asseater: that interview where ukept speaking mandarin and they were like laughing at you

sweetie: N-
sweetie: we dont talk about that

asseater: IT WAS KIDNA FUNNY CAUSE YOU JUST KEPT SAYING "uhhhhhh i dont speak korean" IN MANDARIN i laughed and none of my friends got it
asseater: BUT LIKE in the vlog jsohua pissing himself in the bg dskjkl
asseater: WHEN HE FELL OFF HIS CHAIR AND JUST WENT "nothing"
asseater: AND UR STANS THOUGHT HE WAS JUST LAUHGING AT YOU

sweetie: ok yeah it was kinda funny
sweetie: afterwards cheol was just like "..should i do most of the talking from now on?" and iw as like "pelase"
sweetie: ITS A FRUSTRATING THING OKAY
sweetie: like iw as trying to talk about how happy i was after a concert and i couldnt like . think of anything bc i WAS  super happy and i was just. forgetting mg korean
sweetie: i started crying and everyone thought was was just emotional and like yea but also i felt stupid

asseater: omg i remember that it was in a vlog
asseater: that doesnt make you stupid ?? my guy i speak mandarin youre super well spoken, obviously when you speak a language that isnt your first you might struggle a bit and fumble a bit but that doesnt make you stupid

sweetie: idk its... weird to talk about this wit ha carat
sweetie:  IMEAN  youre my friend now too
sweetie: but ... idk

asseater: no i get it
asseater: ive been viewing svt and all of you from like the outside looking in and now that im... in, the perspective changes

sweetie: pretty much
sweetie: its not like i get a hard time about my korean from the other members, they all are really patient with me when i need it
sweetie: and joshua helps me translate stuff
sweetie: tbh i couldnt ask for better members, they all are my biggest support system

asseater: im literally right here

sweetie: lmao you too <3
sweetie: how did things go with cheol btw?

asseater: ?

sweetie: didnt you want to like flirt with him or something ?

asseater: i, loyal minghao stan
asseater: and no omg vernon was worried some of the things hes said about cheol on his twt might freak him out and i was like "huh maybe hes gay"

sweetie: nah cheol is straight
sweetie: msot of svt is some kind of lgbtqia+ but then we have our handful of the hets

asseater: what abt u

sweetie: hm i never rly thought about it before

asseater: okie dokie

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vernon: he doesnt care
vernon: he said he thinks hes hot so hes flattered i also think hes a babe
vernon: thank god
vernon: anyays i m playing imessage games with chan
vernon: who ever thought
vernon: i, vernon chwe, would kick lee chans ass in 8 ball pool
vernon: update he told me hes writing a rap about how much he hates me now damn ok

jun: ohymgod

vernon: HE JSUT SENT ME AN AUDIO CLIP AND IM MAD BECAUSE HIS FLOW IS NICE
vernon: "vernon chwe coming for my ass in pool/cant deal with this fool/his forehead is big and he has no lips/but he stays stanning my thighs and hips"
vernon: BAD RAP BUT GOOD RAPPER I M MADT
vernon: IM LAUGHIGN I CANTN

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
UNSTANNING LEE CHAN GOODBYE

          Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
         @seungcheolbabe :( 

         vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
         @leechan99 DONT TRY AND MAKE ME FEEL BAD ILL LEAK THE AUDIO CLIP

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jae @BangtanSeventeen
@minghaobb can u tell us some stories abt hao

            JUN! @minghaobb
            @BangtanSeventeen he texted me at 3am 67 pictures of cats and said he wants one

           jae @BangtanSeventeen
           @minghaobb CAN YOU ALSO TELL MINGHAO & CHAN THAT I LOVE THEM??

Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
Hiii! @xuminghao_o told me that @BangtanSeventeen loves me!! I love you too!!
 
          jae @BangtanSeventeen
           @leechan99 O LITLERLAY CNANTO BREAHTE I LVOE YOU SO MCUH
 
           JUN! @minghaobb
          @BangtanSeventeen remember this act of kindness

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JUN! @minghaobb
POLL: do u think since ive befriended seventeen, i've become too powerful

no ugie ur still irrelevant 23%

no but i do miss the minghao thirst tweets 13%

yes i believe that exactly. why must you play god? 64%

no bb ur doing amazing and i love u 0%

OUT OF: 16,237 VOTES

JUN! @minghaobb
damn thats how it is huh?

           jihooooon @lovinjoshua
           @minghaobb if it makes you feel any better i voted that ur irrelevent <3
 
           JUN! @minghaobb
           @lovingjoshua im telling joshua

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
im powerful as fukc

soonie @silly_seungkwan
lmao check it. mg power.

            jihooooon @lovinjoshua
            @silly_seungkwan go to sleep

soonie @silly_seungkwan
@jww96 bring me some fucking takeout
 
           Jeon Wonwoo ✓ @jww96
           @silly_seungkwan what kind?

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
wonu just was at my apartmnrt. with chinese takeout. fucking... WORD

may @sythnm
day 745 of being forever confused how my favorite svt fanfic writers, translator, and seungkwan fansight owners became so personally close to seventeen that @silly_seungkwan can tweet at jeon fucking wonwoo  at 3am to bring him some 'fucking takeout' and literally get some

           seokie @boobseungkwan
          @sythnm some of the takeout was for me too smh

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
where am i right now? thanks for asking IM GETTIGN ICE CREAM WITH LEE CHAN FROM SEVENTEEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

          yuseul @channiebaby
          @seungcheolbabe you've literally known him for like two months now calm down 

Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
Spending the day with a friend! @seungcheolbabe <333

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
          @leechan99 <33333333

yuseul @channiebaby
I KNWO I SHOLDNT FIND IT S O FUNNY WHEN SVT TAGS VERN N HIS FRIENDS IN TWEETS BUT THEIR @'S JSKLDK

yuseul @channiebaby
one of these days mf mingyu will tag jihoons nsfw on accident and all we see is @laceshua on a post about jihoon playing bingo with them

           J @laceshua
           @channiebaby u out here... putting my business on full display like that

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nonnie: chan can u do me a favor?

channie: whatie?

nonnie: tweet smth

channie: uhhh ok 
channie: what? 

nonnie: yknow my friend yuseul? 

channie: omg I knew this was comng 

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Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
@channiebaby your Twitter handle is very cute!         

          yuseul @channiebaby 
          @leechan99 DID VERNON MAKE YOU DO THIS 

yuseul @channiebaby 
POINT TAKEN. FUCK YOU GUYS.

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verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
AFTER SCHOOL CLUB INTERVIEW w/ SEVENTEEN [ENG SUB]: https;/www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfOnwoHgJ0s

           verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
           @SVT_TRANSS MISTRANSLATION: 8:06 minghao actually said he spends his time texting with ALL of junhui's friends, not 'i spend all my time texting my new friend junhui' - YUSEUL
 
           verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
           @SVT_TRANSS NO ONE CARES: im one of those friends minghao texts UWU - VERNON

verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS

bc people are asking! I mainly talk to cheol hyung and chan aside from hao hyung. or yknow. MG BIASES yeet bitch - VERNON

          emma @stunningshua 
          @SVT_TRANSS isn't Seungkwan ur bias wrecker?

          verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS 
          @stunningshua yeth :3 - VERNON 

emma @stunningshua
at this point I'm p sure the only reason I still follow @SVT_TRANSS is bc they know svt personally. Vernon is a fucking furry and Yuseul is never active. 

         verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS 
         @stunningshua damn tell me how u rly feel - VERNON 

          emma @stunningshua 
          @SVT_TRANSS I just did 

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seokie @boobseungkwan
maybe now i have a shot at eating boo seungkwans ass

          seokie @boobseungkwan
          @boobseungkwan i forgot he follows this account

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Yoon Jeonghan ✓ @yoonjeonghan040895
For everyone asking! Yes! I talk with Junhui's (@minghaobb) friends! Both Seokmin (@boobseungkwan) and Jihoon (@lovinjoshua) are the two I speak with the most!

STAN SEVENTEEN @jeonghansponytail
i cant breahte tjis man really just tagged three  ppl with the @'s  minghaobb boobseungkwan and lovinjoshua

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
some days i wake up in a cold sweat and think "i should change my @" but will i? no...

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vernom OwO retweeted: I see hyung
       JUN! @minghaobb
       IMAGINE minghao like full dom tho.. ppl always make hima sub bc of gyuhao BIH I WANT TH MAN IN  MY GUTS OMG . like. dom minghao.

JUN! @minghaobb
VERNON WAS IT NECESSARY-- 

wonwoo just follow me alreayd omg @twerkwan
early thirst tweets Junhui has are big mood . constantly.

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
Seungkwan is currently live with two non idol friends, Soonyoung and Seokmin! Watch here: m.vlive.tv/meet-boo-seok-soon/

verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
ok bc ppl r asking abt the end of the vlive:
       
           verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
           @SVT_TRANSS  SK: so, i heard you two were big fans of mine before meeting me   SY: yeah! we even had a fansight   SM: still do kekekeke 

           verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
           @SVT_TRANSS SK: thats so sweet keke when people take pictures like you two, it's truly amazing   SM: oh my

           verseul uwu @SVT_TRANSS
           @SVT_TRANSS only translated tht part bc everyone wanted to know why seokmin was crying - YUSEUL

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JUN! @minghaobb
m skyping minghao but his bitchass fell asleep

            JUN! @minghaobb
            @minghaobb he cute tho :(

nct trash @dolphinkinchenle
highkey i ship minghao w that boyfan i think theyre rly datin sometimes tbh

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @dolphinkinchenle i am officially 'boyfan' not even 'fanboy' ok then

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BOOSEOKSOON @stansvtfriends
give me a tv show just about seungkwan and his 2 friends omg
          
           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @stansvtfriends fuck that make us a sub unit i luv to sing

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
im in seungcheols studio and watching him work HES ASKING FIR M Y HELP ? GUYS HKJSKJSDKJ
         
            soonie @silly_seungkwan
            @seungcheolbabe BIHTC HWATH
 
            vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
            @silly_seungkwan HE WANTS OT CREDIT ME FOR LYRICS ON THE NEXT ALBUM B Y E E EEWJK

seokie @boobseungkwan
i luv my famous dongsaeng

           Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
           @boobseungkwan thank you hyung!
 
           Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
           @boobseungkwan Very nice of you, Hyung!!!!
 
           vernom OwO @seungkwanbabe
           @leechan99 @pledis_boos @boobseungkwan guys you dumbasses he meant me

Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
Kind friends can be hard to come by sometimes ~ Treasure who you have in your lives <3
  
           SOOMI @9chanlee9
           @leechan99 oh baby :( did something happen? i hope you're ok !
 
           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @9chanlee9 no hes stupud
 
           SOOMI @9chanlee9
           @seungcheolbabe can you be a little kinder? chan's my bias + he might see this...
 
           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @9chanlee9 ..he follows me. hes my friend. this tweet is about me. hes jokng aroudn
 
           SOOMI @9chanlee9
           @seungcheolbabe OHMYGOD...

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Joshua Hong ✓ @joshuahong951230
Sunday morning rain is falling~ <3
   
           JUN! @minghaobb
           @joshuahong951230 if you dont stop this shit i swear to god  delete yourself off this planet no one likes you
 
           Joshua Hong ✓ @joshuahong951230
           @minghaobb .

RAEEE @cosmicmingyu
IM SCFREAMNG JOSHUA REALLY JUST SRNT JUNHUI  .

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JUN! @minghaobb
being the friend of idols is such hard work omg yall rly abt to make me become a whole trainee

soonie @silly_seungkwan
group: gay5
member: jub//wen junhui
position: crying over minghao
fun facts: junhui once made a masterlist on tumblr of how minghao would like oral!

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @silly_seungkwan was this...... necessary

JUN! @minghaobb
yall just mad im pretty enoguh to be an idol lmfao stay pressed

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haohao: not to be a jub-stan but you are pretty enough to be an idol

jub: HNG
jub: my bias <3

haohao: youre my bias in gay5

jub: SOONYOUNG STANS DAY6 AND TRUYL REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEGE IT
jub: SOONIE OUT HERE  KIKE 'I ONLY STANSHINEE' HEADASS

haohao: I'm tellin sseungkwan

jub: PLEASE 

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seungkwan: wait you like day6?

soonie: I only stan shinee

seungkwan: I'm deleting your number

soonie: wait-

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
I'm being bullied for liking shinee

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @silly_seungkwan THATS A DAMN LIE 

           Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
           @silly_seungkwan I'm bullying you for not claiming to like Seventeen, which is justified considering

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JUN! @minghaobb

no I'm not auditioning at pledis leave me alone

JUN! @minghaobb 

idont want to be an idol SHUT UPPPPPPPP

         Choi Seungcheol ✓ @choicheol95
         @minghaobb What's wrong with being an idol?

         Yoon Jeonghan ✓ @yoonjeonghan040895
         @minghaobb Is there a reason why you refuse the idea?

         Joshua Hong ✓ @joshuahong123095
         @minghaobb Kpop is my life

         Jeon Wonwoo ✓ @jww96 
         @minghaobb Being an idol is nice

         Kim Mingyu ✓ @min9yu_k
        @minghaobb Tell me, why don't you want to be an idol?

         Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o 
         @minghaobb That decision is yours~ <3 

         Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
         @minghaobb You should reconsider 

         Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
         @minghaobb Whatever makes you happy, Hyung!

JUN! @minghaobb 

the only idol in my life that respects me is Minghao icant believe this tom fuckery 

          Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
          @minghaobb ... I take it back then...

may @sythnm
so who wants to tell vernon: thats gay
 
           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @sythnm gasp i think it was you

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JUN! @minghaobb
yknow that vine where its like 'hi im renata bliss and im your free style dance instructor' yeah thats gonna be svts comeback
          
           Yoon Jeonghan ✓ @yoonjeonghan100495
           @minghaobb Minghao can't keep secrets, I see
 
           JUN! @minghaobb
          @yoonjeonghan100495 SHUT UP JKSJSH

JUN! @minghaobb
u ever wonder if there r days when justin bieber misses his 'baby' days..?

           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @minghaobb hyung please go to sleep

JUN! @minghaobb
its 4 am time to make a pho bowl
 
           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb Junhui... Please rest, you have an exam tomorrow <3

JUN! @minghaobb
gn ily all

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angelle <3 @mimakirigoes

MY UWUS.. jun only listened to hao when he had to go to sleep... HUSBANDS...

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
Minghao and Mingyu are currently live together!! m.vlive.tv/hang-out-with-gyu-and-hao/

JUN! @minghaobb
and im asked 'why are you still hyping minghaos vlives isnt it weird?' it would be weird for everyone if i DIDNT

JUN! @minghaobb
anyways

JUN! @minghaobb
GYUHAO VLIVE GYUHAO VLIVE GYUHAO VLIVE

 

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fei @mingwhatnow
lmaooo that side look hao is giving gyu xD hes fr triggereddddd

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @mingwhatnow hey uhHHh hao n gyu actually really dont like the jokes abt hao  hating gyu it makes them super uncomfy just so u know!

           fei @mingwhatnow
           @minghaobb lol what calm down its just a joke

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @mingwhatnow yea n it was funny up til it went stale / gyuhao have literally said  they dont like those jokes so stop ?

           fei @mingwhatnow
           @minghaobb ive literally never seen either of them mention it before just bc you  urself do not like the joke doesnt mean i have to stop

           JUN! @minghaobb
          @mingwhatnow minghao has said to me multiple times things abt not liking the  jokes, the same with mingyu

          JUN! @minghaobb
          @mingwhatnow theyve never said anything like that publically bc theyre under contracts to not 'upset their fans' but Likw honey

          fei @mingwhatnow
          @minghaobb uhh fake trans on yt arent real u kno that right? sis they arent actually ur  friends lol

          JUN! @minghaobb
          @mingwhatnow not ur sis lol n uh one i literally fucking speak korean and  so @  the shit abt fake trans: ew.

          JUN! @minghaobb
          @mingwhatnow second wow are you new? not to pull a 'do u know who i am card'  but Literally Do You Know Who I Am, i am literal actual personal friends with minghao  and other members of seventeen ? there was a buzzfeed article about it

          fei @mingwhatnow
          @minghaobb right and thats why u still have a fan account ohmygod are you  delusional

          JUN! @minghaobb
          @mingwhatnow wow better slide minghao a cheeky text about how our friendship is  founded on my delusions and he rly does not know who i am. those late night skype  calls were fever dreams rip

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jub: hao omg

haohao: what?

jub: im so sad

haohao: why?

jub: bc our friendship is founded on my delusions,,

haohao: w

jub: obviously that's true I mean,,, bitches STILL OUT HERE thinkin im lying when I say we're friends but go off

haohao: what
haohao: jun I would fight a tree for you

jub: KJSH

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 JUN! @minghaobb
 @mingwhatnow  just texted him n minghao is sad that our friendship is a figment of my imagination :( even tho he would fight a tree for me 
 
            fei @mingwhatnow
           @minghaobb lmao ifaketextmessages is uping their game??

JUN! quoted with: @mingwhatnow twitter hacks have leveled up too rip :/

      Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o 
      Hi! @minghaobb is my best friend! He's been my best friend for many months now!  Please respect that he is one of our lovely carats, but also one of the most important people in my life!

JUN! @minghaobb
GUSY SHE FUCKIGN BLOCKED ME JSSKJH

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@xuminghao_o publically tweets about twitter user and carat @minghaobb being his best friend!

        jihooooooooooon @lovinjoshua
        @svt_updates SIS WE BEEN KNEW

        Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates 
        @lovinjoshua shutup im running out of content to post

        soonie @silly_seungkwan
        @svt_updates @lovinjoshua JIHOON SJHSJ

JUN! quoted with: i Breathed.
 
      cecila @ming_yu
      everyone keeps talking abt that fuckign fanboy i dont even get the hype. no hes not  that hot, no hes not that funny, literally he starts textign minghao and suddenly  everyone is up his ass. honestly he fucking uses svt so much for likes and rts its not  even funny lmaoo @minghaobb

JUN! quoted with: im in china right now wyd

      cecila @ming_yu
      @minghaobb omgggg ur so annoying. yeah im fucking talking about you ugly. leave seventeen  alone and go back to china. 

JUN! @minghaobb
i literally. when i fucking ask for likes or rts or ill 'block you on svts official account' im joking jskjskj also yes i am That Hot

          cecila @ming_yu
          @minghaobb maybe you should have just @'d me

JUN! @minghaobb
anyways i valve my friendship with minghao and all the seventeen members very deeply and i literally only continue to stan them because .. theyre my friends and i should support them? just cause i still hype them up like i did before doesnt mean im using them ? yall dont make no sense abt nothing

          cecila @ming_yu  
          @minghaobb that isnt even correct grammar

JUN! @minghaobb
anyways! watch call x3!! it beat me up in an alleyway and left me bloody on the floor and I loved it! kick my ass hao!    

            cecila @ming_yu
            @minghaobb you stan the useless member anyways

JUN! @minghaobb
ok now shes just pissing me off
 
            cecila @ming_yu
            @minghaobb lmao i upset u? bitch we fucking know you wanna suck minghaos dick  but at least acknowledge he cant even sing

JUN! @minghaobb
@min9yu_k come collect ur stan

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junhui: MINGHYU
junhui: MINGYU
junhui: PLEASE GET ON TWT AND RESPOND TO MY TWEET
junhui: PLEASE I MENTIONED YOU
junhui: I GOT IN A SUPER PETTY ARGUMENT WITH A CARAT BUT SHE WAS MEAN >:(
junhui: ITWOUDL BE SO FUNNY SHE STANS YOU
junhui:  PLELSASE RESPOND TO HER
junhui: YOU NEVR GO ON TWITTER THIS WOUDL BE SO FUNNY IM SCREAMING
junhui: MINGYU OHYMGOD PL  EA S E EE
junhui:  PELASDE I THINK SHES A SOLO STAN AND IK YOU H A T E  THME

mingyu: what did she say?

junhui: SHE SAID I WAS USIGN YOU GUYS (which consdiering im ready to blackmail you into responding to me UhUHUhUh) AND THEN SHE TALKED SHIT ON HAO

mingyu: minghao?

junhui: YE

mingyu: gimme a sec
mingyu: also.. blackmail?

junhui: ahem rmbr that sc

mingyu: ..

junhui: ..

mingyu: still confused why you screenshotted

junhui: well when kim mingyu accidently sends you a dick pic there are few ways to react

mingyu: acknowledged

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JUN! @minghaobb
@min9yu_k come collect ur stan

           cecila @ming_yu
           @minghaobb wow original
 
           Kim Mingyu ✓ @min9yu_k
           @minghaobb @ming_yu I don't claim her

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junhui: MIGNYU
junhui: TBAT WAS S FUFNNY N

mingyu: i try

junhui: I NCNAT BREAHTE SHUT UO P

mingyu: I MEAN
mingyu: I DONT
mingyu: claim her that is

junhui: I MM PEEIGN MUSELF
junhui: SHE JUST TWEETED ABOUT EANTIGN T O DIE AND THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF HER LIFE THIS SI SO FUNYN

mingyu: oh my god never take that out of context

junhui: WH
junhui: O HOHYMGFOD
junhui: SHTU UP
junhui: I REALL YWANT TO RESPONS WITH 'haha stupid bitch' BTU THAT MIGHT TAKE IT A BTI TOO FAR

mingyu: shes tagged me nsfw stuff before
mingyu: and shes... dm'd me things before

junhui: EW SHE AN UGLY STAN

mingyu: mm

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cecila @ming_yu
GUYS OYMOGD MINGYU FUCKIGN RESPODNE D TO ME AND HE SAID HE DOESNT CLAIM ME. I LITRRALLY WANT TO DIE THSI IS THE FUCKIGN WORST DAY OF MY LIFE HES MY ULT I CNATI DNSJ

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @ming_yu haha stupid bitch

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haohao: JUNHUI YOU CANTJ UST CALL RANDOM CARATS STUPID BITCHES OHYMOGD

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JUN! @minghaobb
Minghao yelled @ me for calling her a stupid bitch the only seventeen member that loves you guys </3 mingyu ENCOURGED ME

            Kim Mingyu ✓ @min9yu_k
            @minghaobb Did you have to put my business out there like that? 

JUN! @minghaobb
I jokinly told Minghao I would send him nudes if he stopped being mad and then he was like "so u gonna send them?"

JUN! @minghaobb
jun six montsh ago would have BEAT HIS DICK OFF

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may @sythnm
yall: minghao is straight
minghao: i hope my guy friend sends me nude pictures here let me Ask Him

           yuseul @channiebaby
           @sythnm THIS ISNT EBEN AFUCKIGN EXAGERATIOG NGN KJSKJ

yuseul @channiebaby
when carats found out jun is bi they started talking about how he would seduce minghao and this HARD minghao stan cried for a solid three hours on her ig live bc she would never marry hao and EVERYONE todl her she and he were meant to be

           yuseul @channiebaby
           @channiebaby and she said 'hes gonna marry junhui and gay marriage isnt even legal  in korea!' and literally it was kind of sad i felt bad for her
 
           yuseul @channiebaby
           @channiebaby moral of the story: shes crying again because minghao asked junhui  for dick pics and i cant stop lauhging
 
           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @channiebaby this is evil

JUN! @minghaobb
ppl keep asking if i actually sent him dick pics: take a guess

JUN! @minghaobb
everyone is saying i did omg THE ANSWER IS NO OHYMGOD at least i think idk a boy was TIRED

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seokie @boobseungkwan

while watching call x3 ive made the conscious decision that I would pay to see wonwoo to have sex with like idk jihoon thanks

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wonu: I'm asexual 

seokie: wh
seokie: OH MY TWEET
seokie:  IDIDT N KNWO IM SO SORRY 

wonu: ITS OK!! you didn't know !
wonu: you can still pay jihoon and I but we wont have sex sorry

seokie: Well Then
seokie: guess ill go delete my tweet

wonu: ty
wonu: anyways wanna go get lunch

seokie: yea yea 

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JUN! @minghaobb
HEY THOTS GO LIKE MY INSTA PIC OR ILL BLOCK YOU and tell minghao to blcok oyu on svts official account uwu

JUN! @minghaobb
being minghaos friend has given me too much power i got so many likes

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haohao: hey that pic on ur insta
haohao: aju nice
haohao: that was UNBELIVEVLY stupid I'm sorry
haohao: I'm deleting myself bye
haohao: anyways we stan Junhui in this household 

jub: still not becoming a trainee

haohao: fuck you

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JUN! @minghaobb
awe minghao sent me a bunch of cute texts :( i luv my bf @xuminghao_o
 

          CALL CALL CALL @mingyeet
          @minghaobb am i out here................ shipping junhao over gyuhao? more at eleven

          JUN! @minghaobb
          @mingyeet do it

 
          alyssa?? @wonwoot
          @minghaobb BF? BF!? WAHT THE FUCK IVE BEEN SHIPPING MINGSHUA THIS WHOEL  TIME WHEN THE REAL LOVE WAS JUNHAO-
 
          JUN! @minghaobb
         @wonwoot NOSJDK I MEANT BEST GRIEND OHMOGOD

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haohao: the friendship isnt real unless you have gay rumors

jub: RIGHT ?JKJDKS

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allkpop ✓ @allkpop
Is @xuminghao_o dating twitter user @minghaobb? Carats buzz over how platonic this 'friend'ship truly is. http;//www.allkpop.com/article/2018/04/is-seventeens-the8-dating-openly-gay-twitter-fan

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @allkpop anyone thts abt to read the article lmao im literally friends with both jun n minghao THEY ARENT DATING! when jun called minghao his bf he literally meant best friend!! i PROMISE they arent together lol
 
            may @sythnm
            @silly_seungkwan thank you!!!  none of us are 'buzzing' about jun and minghao!!! 
 
            soonie @silly_seungkwan
            @sythnm !! right? like they both told me that ppl talking about them as frineds  is okay but romantically it actually makes them rly uncomfy 

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Is Seventeen's 'The8' dating an openly gay twitter fan?

By: Alyssa Richards

Since the rather iconic reaction from twitter user @minghaobb at discovering his bias in his favorite Kpop group 'Seventeen' had followed him, Carats haven't been able to contain themselves with the excitement of the blossoming friendship between The8 (@xuminghao_o) and Wen Junhui, a university student in Shenzhen.

JUN! @minghaobb

MINGHAO FOLLOWED ME WHY IS NO ONE TLAKIGN ABOU T YHIS CARATS I NEED CONFIRMATION WAS THIS A  FEVER DREAM OR DID XU F****** MINGHAO JUST ACTUALLY FOLLWO ME

TRANSLATED BY BING

The8 has even gone as far as to refer to Wen as his best friend, dubbing him 'one of the most important people in my life.' That is to say, that neither have met the other in person, and their friendship remains solely online.

While many of Wen's friend and other members of Seventeen have befriended each other, Carats have noticed there is definitely something different between The8 and Wen's relationship. Some have summed it up to it being more romantic than anything.

Comments on each others Instagram selcas (@wenjunhui) (@xuminghao_o) range from sweet to flirty, sending fans into a spiral of excitement. Not to mention that The8 has openly followed Wen's more nsfw Instagram and his nsfw Tumblr, but the question remains, what is the relationship between @minghaobb and The8?

In years past, Wen had amassed a good sum of followers on all three platforms of Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, becoming known as 'Minghao's biggest fanboy.' Shortly after his rise to fame, Wen was asked whether he was lgbt+ and if his 'love for hao was real?' to which he responded with that, "I'm into men, yeah, so I guess you can consider it as real as you want."

And while the discussion of the members of Seventeen's sexuality remains a hot topic, not many openly talk about The8 in particular, but recently, more and more have questioned Wen, friends of his, and even The8 himself on his sexuality.

In the most recent question, he only responded with. "kekekeke Why does everyone care so much? It doesn't change the music." And when confronted with his friendship with Wen, The8 shot back with. "Jun is my best friend! Can you all not leave it at that?"

Turn on email notifications for AllKpop for updates!

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JUN! @minghaobb
lmaoooooooooo 'wen had amassed a good sum of followers' I HAD 500 FOLLOWERS ON TWT LEAVE ME ALONE

JUN! @minghaobb
fr tho @ the end when talkign abt minghao being confronted on if we're gaying each other up: literally cut it out, you're making him seriously uncomfortable

JUN! @minghaobb
it literal is NONE of your guys business if hao is gay or if im his boyfriend or what the fuck ever, literally jus tfuck off

JUN! @minghaobb
he cant openly say any of this bc of contracts n shit but IM NOT AN IDOL SO FUCK YOU I CAN SWEAR

JUN! @minghaobb
also @ them calllign em openly gay 1: NOT IRL LMAOOO MY ASS WOULD GET BEAT HAHAHA and 2: IM BI GIRLS R REALLY REALLY PRETTY 

           jae @BangtanSeventeen
           @minghaobb bi eh...
 
          JUN! @minghaobb
          @BangtanSeventeen sry whitie i dont date outisde my race ://

          jae @BangtanSeventeen
          @minghaobb STOP SJDKSK

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @BangtanSeventeen YOURE NOT EVEN 18 YET GET OUT OF MY MENTIONS

           jae @BangtanSeventeen
           @minghaobb SHUT UP JASJHSJ

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JUN! quoted with: sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat bc i thought of this

      vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
      DEATH TO NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
dear junhui: what did you gain?

            JUN! @minghaobb
            @seungcheolbabe rt's

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Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
Another day missing you..

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @xuminghao_o a SCHNACK i luv my best friend <3

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Xu Minghao has liked you tweet!

JUN! @minghaobb
i keep getting dms to post a new selca so uh what the fuck is up kyle

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Xu Minghao has liked your tweet!

Yoon Jeonghan has liked your tweet!

Joshua Hong has liked your tweet!

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JUN! @minghaobb
other svt members ACTUALLY liked my tweet this time im just that hot

           yuseul @channiebaby
           @minghaobb is it usually just hao?

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @channiebaby yea its cause they only want like the Official approved stuff in their likes section but hao doesn't give a shit

may @sythnm
well i definietly see why minghao likes junhui so much

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jeonghan: hey no offense but hou have a crush on junhui
jeonghan: and if you dont then i do bc damn

joshua: hi
joshua: babe
joshua: its me
joshua: ya boy
joshua: ya lover
joshua: joshua
joshua: josh
joshua: shua
joshua: mr hong

jeonghan: shut up
jeonghan: i love u
jeonghan: but junhui is pretty n if hao doesnt get over himsefl and start flirting more openly w that boy then like lets just go poly

joshua: im down

hao: i dont like jun hes literally my best friend

joshua: mm

jeonghan: if it smells like a duck
jeonghan: looks like a duck
jeonghan: and talks like a duck
jeonghan: then it has a crush on wen junhui

seungcheol: and youve lost me

jeonghan: i lost myself

channie: i was talking to vernon hyung and he said jun hyungs been crushing on hao hyung since the mansae mv lol
channie: he was totally joshua hyung-seungkwan hyung biased at first

joshua: ,':)

seungkwan: who wants to get me a boyfriend or something so i can #getfucked

joshua: damn i thought we were abt to do smth here and u had to be horny

seungkwan: ill literally fly out junhui n have sex with him
seungkwan: i wanna sit on a dick

seungcheol: jesus christ

seungkwan: im so horny GOD DAMN

channie: rmbr that time i accidenylt sent a dick pic to this chat
channie: and someone was like "nothing worse will ever happen in this chat"

jeonghan: yes i revok that statemnet

seungkwan: hao

hao: i am not having sex with you
hao: thats gay

seungcheol: gd homos youre kicked out of svt

jeonghan: u kick out the lgbt youre down to like three members my guy

seungkwan: I wanna get Fucked
seungkwan: omg I should hit up seokie hyugn or soonie hyung

hao: no
hao: thats GAY

seungkwan: HOMOPHOBIA

seungcheol: WE DO NOT NEED A SCANDLE SEVENTEEN REMAINS UNPROBLAMATIC KINGS!

hao: IM NOT GOING TO ASK SOONYOUNG AND SEOKMIN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

seungkwan: THEY BIAS ME

hao: seokie actually is bias wrecked by me too so like shut up
hao: and soonie is bias wrecked by wonuwu

wonuwu: can we PLEASE change my name

seungkwan: wonu wanna fuck me

wonuwu: .
wonuwu: no offense but i dont like sex

seungkwan: ok good point
seungkwan: MINGYU?

mingyu: no offense but i dont like dick

seungkwan: i@know ive nevre like
seungkwan: fucked anyone here but liek GOD DAMN IM HONRY

channie: my ,,, virgin eyes
channie: besides I like nonnie :( 

jeonghan: shut up ur like 5
jeonghan: awwwe true that shit is cute

seungkwan: ok but I'm pretty sure seoksoon r together on the dl n chan has claimed vernon

channie: u best not touch my mans hyung! ill stab a bitch w/o hesitation!

seungkwan: I-

wonuwu: he's serious about this

jeonghan: I can respect it tho
jeonghan: I'm truly crying chan is funny as HELL

channie: ya boy aint kidding!

joshua: chan plea s e

channie: you come for nonnie and i'll cut ur dick off!  

seungkwan: I'm actually scared damn ok keep him
seungkwan: jun is in china and highkey claimed by hao

hao: uwu

seungkwan: ..jihoon
seungkwan: he and I hang out a lot + hes hot

channie: he biases joshua hyung and wonwoo hyung

seungkwan: first time for everything

hao: kwannie
hao: KWANNIE

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seungkwannie: heyy

jihoooon: sup

seungkwannie: how far do u live from me again?

jihoooon: idk i think like 10 minutes
jihoooon: why

seungkwannie: u horny?

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jihoon: YALL??

jihoon has sent an image

jihoon: BOO SEUNGKWAN WANTS TO FUCK ?
jihoon: I WANT THAT MAN TO SIT . ON . MY . DICK .

soonie: OHYMGOD
soonie: seungkwan literally sounds like such a fuckboy JSHJSDH
soonie: TELL ME HOW HE IS BLEASE

seokie: DETAILS ABT HIS ASS PELASE

jihoon: I DONT SHARE PERSONAL THINGS LIKE THAT WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE OTHERPARTY
jihoon: I AM ABT TO GET SOME FROM BOO FUCKING SEUNGKWAN HELL YEAH
jihoon: WE DONT EVEN TEXT TBAT MUCH WIJHDS

seokie: BTU HE PICKED UOU?

jihoon: WE MOSTLY TALK IN PERSON BTIHC

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jihoooon: well like...... i am now

seungkwannie: nice
seungkwannie: u rmbr my address right?

jihoooon: yeah

seungkwannie: ok u need to the passcode to get thru the back door bc security cant know a boy is over to fuck me lol

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jihoon has sent an image

jihoon: YAL LAKWAJKKDSK

jihoon: IM LOOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND 
jihoon: IM RLY OUT HERE BOUTTO FUCK WITH-
jihoon: and hes letting me top!
jihoon: ppl never expect me to top bc I'm tiny but bro I'm a fucking dom
jihoon: i bet his moans r gonan be bbeautiufl...

seokie: thye will be :(
seokie: im@sad he should of texted soonie n i

soonie: threesome :((

seokie: booseoksoon

soonie: THATS SO CUTE

vernon: YALL LMAO CHANNIE JUSTTEXTED ME ABT SEUNGKWAN WANTING TO FUCK JIHOON DO U THINK HES GONA DO IT
vernon: oh
vernon: OH 

jihoon: awe u called him channie

vernon: shutup

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jihoooon: anything you want to get out of the way?

seungkwannie: my safe word is jeonghan bc that kills my boner
seungkwannie: and uHhHhh im out of lube 

jihoooon: so how u gonna complain about the lack of dick in your life but be out of lube

seungkwannie: tops dont finger themselves?

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jihoon: hes talking about fingering himself i am literally ready to die
jihoon: SOONIE WAIT IN THE LOBBY OF YOUR APARTMENT BUILDING AND HAVE LUBE

soonie: for kwannie?

jihoon: FOR KWANNIE.

jun: what?

soonie: i bet he owuld like cherry flavored lube.......

jun: wh a t?

jihoon: SHUT UP HES TALK IGN ABOUT HIS DICK
jihoon: im bout to fuck boo seungkwan YEET

jun: WHAT? 

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channie: JIHOON HYUNG IS IN THE DORMS!

nonnie: OMG
nonnie: ARE THEY REALLY

channie: IDKK
channie: JIHOON IS IN THE ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO ME I
channie:  IDONT WANT TO HEAR THE MOANS :(((( 

nonnie: u ok? 

channie: idk sex makes a lil uncomfy??

nonnie: do u wanna come to my apartment?
nonnie: u could stay the night? 

channie: oh ok!!!!
channie: u sure you don't mind?

 nonnie: no obviously not! I love having you over!

channie: okie dokie!

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channie: btw ! staying over at nonnies bc I don't wanna hear kwannie hyung have sex

jeonghan: chan bout to get laid too

channie: shut up!!!!!!!!!!

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
I'm gonna tattoo 'lee chan likes to cuddle' on my fucking forehead 

          yuseul @channiebaby
          @seungcheolbabe and there will be plenty of room leftover

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
          @channiebaby I really did not ask

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
legit woke up to lee fucking chan's head on my chest and his arms around me nothing can kill my mood rn

          yuseul @channiebaby
          @seungcheolbabe ur forehead still big 

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @channiebaby almost as big as my heart rn!

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seungkwan: yall hes pretty when he sleeps 

jeonghan: DID YOU ACTUALLY FUCK JIHOON

seungkwan: he fucked me

joshua: I CNAT
joshua: OHMYOGD-

seungcheol: i dont think thye actually fucked

hao: what makes you say that

seungcheol: my bedroom is right next to seungkwannies and i didnt hear anything

seungkwan: huh youre right hyung its almost like i own several gags

hao: STOP SKJFJ
hao: IM LAUGIGN SO HARD

seungcheol: ik ur right next to me

channie: hyung i really did not need to know about your gags

seungcheol: so are we gonna get detaisl or what

joshua: arent you one of the straights

jeonghan: yeah sweetie thats kinda
jeonghan: gay 

seungcheol: ill choose to ignore you both

seungkwan: lemme ask if hes cool w it

hao: kwan-

seungkwan: yeah hes cool
seungkwan: hes in the bathroom rn so like let me make this fast cause i want to fuck agian before he has to go to work
seungkwan: so he comes in n hes texting me like "wheres ur room"
seungkwan: i tell him third door on the left
seungkwan: mf ENDS UP IN MINGYUS ROOM

mingyu: i told him how to find seungkwans room and he lent me ear buds because he 'hasnt had any good bussy in forever'

seungkwan: mmm
seungkwan: i have the best bussy 

jeonghan: ...he does

joshua: ^

seungcheol: whores..

seungkwan: so he starts rubbing up on my weiner n sucking on my neck like ok vampire

hao: jun played a vampire in a tv show once

seungkwan: then we were on my bed and hes straddlign my waist and ohmygod my dick was so hard

seungcheol: ohymfod

wonwoo: did mingyu ever return jihoons earbuds

mingyu: no
mingyu: im not going to either

seungkwan: so then my dicik s out and he goes 'oh'
seungkwan: IM LIKE 'its a chode i know--'
seungkwan: yall he called my cock beautiful

jeonghan: JSHJSHJSH
jeonghan: it truly is

mingyu: 'ITS A CHODE I KNOW' JSHSDJ

seungkwan: I KID YOU NOT HE JUST 'its like ... beautiful...'

seungcheol: you better wife that man

seungkwan: HONYELSLTYKJ HS
seungkwan: then he has HIS DICK OUT and liek its a NICE DICK its biggerthan i expected
seungkwan: like i thought 'oh hes a tiny guy so its not gonna be that big-- oh'

hao: i think jun and him had sex before and jun has high standards so

seungkwan: HIS DICK . SO GOOD.
seungkwan: so hes rubbing our slongs together yknow hwo it is
seungkwan: that one thing

seungcheol: im straight

seungkwan: boring
seungkwan: BUT HES GOING THAT THING and my heart IS LIEK DAMN u kno

mingyu: i rly dont know
mingyu: is it like jerking off but with two dicks

seungkwan: im bout to link ur ass some gay porn if you dont shut up

wonwoo: please dont

seungkwan: sry wonu, if im making u uncomfy we can go pm abt this stuff

wonwoo: no its ok i was jus thinking of channie

channie: uh dicks r kinda cool

joshua: shut up youre like 5

jeonghan: to b fair he probs sucked Vern's dick last ngiht

channie: shut ! up ! no i didn't ! we watched disney movies and he taught me english curse words!

wonwoo: personally i dont care abt the topic of sex i justdont wanna like
wonwoo: have it
wonwoo: also i just dont wanna see a dick that isnt mine
wonwoo: or a puss puss

jeonghan: SHUT UP

seungkwan: but u good?

wonwoo: yeah thank u :)
wonwoo: you can continue

seungkwan: RIGHT SO
seungkwan: hes yanking on our dicks but his hands r small so he uses two and like uwu

joshua: furry

jeonghan: don't. 

wonwoo: nya nya mf

joshua: PLEASE

seungkwan: and then he grabs MY BALLS
seungkwan: my heart stopped
seungkwan: fully STOPPED
seungkwan: MY BALLS . MY . BALLS.
seungkwan: THATS LIKE MY BIGGEST KINK

seungcheol: MOOD

channie: i dont think thats considered a kink

seungcheol: i think it is, virgin loser kid

channie: ..

seungkwan: wahtever all i know is when ppl touch my sack i almost immediatly nut
seungkwan: and i MOANED and he just goes 'your sounds are gorgeous'
seungkwan: MY HEART BUSTED A FAT NUT
seungkwan: like i came hereto get FUCKED INTO A MATTRESS not get my heart fondled along w my balls

mingyu: hereto looks like hetero
mingyu: thats not correct for u 

seungkwan: ..
seungkwan: so i nutted HARD and he litterlay
seungkwan: licked it
seungkwan: up

seungcheol: im gonna be real with you chief

jeonghan: a list of things seuncheol is not allowed to say; that

seungcheol: yall know i love n support all of your sexual preferences
seungcheol: we're like the gayest idol group out there we're so diverse look we got a whole asexual

wonwoo: word

seungcheol: but kshjldklfjds  licking up CUM
seungcheol: DISGUSTING
seungcheol: ITS SALTY

joshua: ...how do you know

seungcheol: i
seungcheol: I WAS CURIOUS ONE TIME AND
seungcheol: hng
seungcheol: shutup im older

joshua: lmaooooo cheollie ate his own semen

seungcheol: lmaooooo joshua is a fucking furry

joshua: lmaooooo jeonghan is officially broken up with

jeonghan: PLEASKJKS

joshua: YOU JUST HAD TO UFCKING TELL THEM

jeonghan: SHUT UPS KJK

wonwoo: not our fault you had jeonghan wear cat ears once
wonwoo: nya nya neko

joshua: DIE.

jeonghan: CLARIFICATION - i refused to wear them

seungkwan: so do i just not finish or

mingyu: idk did jihoon

seungkwan: .

channie: tell us more

seungkwan: right so he had my legs pinned up like
seungkwan: at my shoulders
seungkwan: FUCKING ME HARD
seungkwan: THAT IS LIKE MY SECOND FAVORITE POSITION

channie: second?

seungkwan: uh i prefer when they
seungkwan: hit it
seungkwan: from the
seungkwan: back and
seungkwan: drive u
seungkwan: WILD
seungkwan: but he said he wanted to see the pretty face i made when i came yall my heart popped a boner
seungkwan: my mf UWUS
seungkwan: he cuddled me the whole night ive Fallen in love

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haohao: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SEUNGKWAN AND JIHOON

jub: YEAH IM JSJSHJ
jub: GHYE FUCKEING
jub: THEY FUCKED

haohao: OMG THEY FUCKED
haohao: ICANT BREAHTE

jub: okay but
jub:  me: they fucked.
jub:  hao: *gasp* ohmygod they fucked.

haohao: SHUTUP I HATE THAT MEME

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seokie @boobseungkwan
so I actually havelike four names. they include seokmin, seokie, dokyeom, and dk.

          Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
          @boobseungkwan Hyung, why do you have so many names?

          seokie @boobseungkwan
          @leechan99 my parents were drug addicts 

          Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
          @boobseungkwan Oh Hyung, I'm sorry

soonie @silly_seungkwan 
does ANYONE want to tell me why seokmin is crying in our living room i'm highly concerned 

         Lee Chan! @leechan99
         @silly_seungkwan Oh my God, Hyung, I'm so sorry

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
HYUNG TELL CHANNIE THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW IVE MET YOUR PARETNS THEYRE LOVELY PEOPLE THE BOY IS IN SHAMBLES

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channie: vernonnnnn
channie: hyuuuuuuung
channie: VERNON HYUNG!!!!!!

nonnie: hi channie!!!

channie: you wanna go get lunch or something? i have a free day!!

nonnie: sure! you wanna meet now or later?
nonnie: i can probably call up soonyoung hyung and seokmin hyung too if you want 

channie: uhh nah i was thinking just us two
channie: or.. we just hungout all last ngiht so if ur bored of me 

nonnie: no omg I love spending time w u!
nonnie: anythign else u wanna do

channie: we can go back to the dorms and like watch movies or something, everyone else is gonna be out

nonnie: ok!!

channie: you know the cafe we went to last time?

nonnie: that one? ok!!

 channie: see you in a few!!

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vernon: CHAN INVITED ME TO HANGOUT
vernon: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
vernon: HE WAS LIKE PURPOSELY ACTING CUTER THAN USUAL DNKK

jun: date w dino

vernon: FUCK
vernon: my heart,,, cannot takei t

jun: i thoguht you were crushing on seungcheol hyung...

vernon: ??
vernon: no?
vernon: lmfao WHAT 

seokie: u bias him tho

vernon: because hes really talented and passionate abt what he does and as an aspiring musician myself, i want to be like him. hes literally ym rolemodel

soonie: ok 'seungcheolbabe'

vernon: ic ant acknowledge that hes also a babe?

soonie: good point

vernon: i like my men Thick
vernon: and chan is THICK
vernon: besides i didnt like like chan until we started talking personally n stuff :(
vernon: i was scared to tell u guys ...

jihoon: u rly out here loving chan and not seungcheol? surprised

vernon: joshua hyung is crying bc u fucked seungkwan and not him

jihoon: sh
jihoon: i have a date w him today btw

soonie: ..j-joshua?

jihoon: .
jihoon: ..seungkwan

jun: OOF
jun: when i graduate n stuff im gonna shit talk your guys relationships with hao while also quietly being the biggest supporter

soonie: just fucking date hao and shut up

jun: H
jun: SJIT U[P

vernon: HEY WAIT
vernon: do u like have a crush on hao hyung

jun: SHUT UP

vernon: HESY OUR BEST FRIEND

jun: once u read as many minghao x readers as i have u cant rly view this platonically
jun: still waitng on those dick pics

soonie: jun
soonie: jokes aside do you fr havea crush on him?

jun: uhhhhyeah?
jun: hes just
jun: always been there when i need him ig
jun: recently i mean, since we've started talking
jun: he just makes me happy
jun: idk

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JUN! @minghaobb
shut up i dont like seventeen thats gay

JUN! @minghaobb
WHY WAS THAT MY MOST RETWEETED TWEET

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soonie: hi haohao

hao: hey!! omw rn, is seokmin with you already?

soonie: yea hes in the bathroom rn
soonie: but uh
soonie: rmbr what we were tlajing abt awhile ago?

hao: we talk abt a lot of things
hao: elaboration?

soonie: you asked abt being lgbtn stuff, like knwoing or whatever
soonie: what brought that on?

hao: lmao as if you havent figured it out

soonie: mmm

hao: pretty sure ive caught major feelings for junhui

soonie: MMM
soonie: WORD?

hao: word
hao: yall know i like... followed him cause i thought hes hot right?

soonie: W O R D ?

hao: i was scrolling through carat selca day and i saw him andi just kinda went Oh Hey There
hao: he also biases me i was Intriged

soonie: WAS THIS WHOLE THINGTO LIKE FUCK HIM?

hao: NO I WAS JUST LIKE
hao:  INTERESTED
hao: HIS TWEETS MADE ME LAUGH SO I FOLLOWED HIM I DIDNT REALLY THNK ABOUT IT
hao: youre not gonna... tell him right?

soonie: no omg
soonie: thats not my place to

hao: ah ok thanks
hao: I feel stupid but like I pretty much told my memebrs I don't like jun bc 
hao: idk its still something I'm processing myself
hao: on some level I waslike "cool. yeah. I would totally not mind making out w that guy" but like !! this is the first boy ive ever been into like that?? 
hao: I'm just a lil confused idk

soonie: you got any questions about The Gay tho?

hao: more crush wise
hao: how do i make my heart stop aching when i see pictures of him

soonie: aweeee

hao: also - how do i fight the urge to kiss him

soonie: stop skjks kthis is so cute

hao: how do i resist wanting to suck his dick

soonie: do u even know how to suck cock
soonie: bc i dont think u do

hao: no

soonie: sigh
soonie: you want some........... links?

hao: ..well.....

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
the things i do for my friends..

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @silly_seun gkwan <3

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JUN! @minghaobb
seok, soon, hoon, vern, n myself r officially apart of seventeen ensemble on ao3 jsakjdkk i cnat breathe7

           jihooooon @lovinjoshua
           @minghaobb WHEN HAVE YOUR FAVES EVER

JUN! @minghaobb
found quite a bit of shipping of myself and wonwoo, back i say, back

           JUN! @minghaobb 
           @minghaobb HE DOESNT LIKE SHIPS WITH HIMSELF BYE 

JUN! @minghaobb
just foudn the self proclaimed first junhao fic, sorry to tell you it aint the first  tho. seokmin holds that place

           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @minghaobb too much wine one night + the imagine your otp generator,,,

           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @minghaobb stil lwaiting for minghao to take u on the picnic and propose tbh

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @boobseungkwan we all are

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Xu Minghao liked your tweet!

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
hey I know I Never shut the fuck up about chan nowadays but cheol hyung is still my ult 

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe choi seungcheol? a fine specimen. hes a whole intellectual and I spent my day thinking about how nice he is to talk to. he truly makes u feel so important when u talk to him

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe the man gives Such good mf hugs. rib crushing hugs. I think the first time he hugged me  I literlally died bc then I looked up and saw an ~angel~

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe not to mention? big ol supporter of the lgbtqia+ community. he can have very deep convos abt sk n homophobia or boy butts. was talking about boy butts and he nodded along, he lets me talk about boy butts.

           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
           @seungcheolbabe what I'm trying to say is: twitter user seungcheolbabe stands by his @ - choi seungcheol is a fuckign BABE 

           Choi Seungcheol ✓ @choicheol95 
           @seungcheolbabe Thank you so much for your kind words, Vernon! 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
would have been a nice thing to remember that he follows my twitter

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JUN! @minghaobb
forever waiting for minghao to propose now

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb When you come to Korea again, just give me the word. I'll hit up the jewelers.

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @xuminghao_o tbats fuckign gay. i cant wait. 

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb In the event it's tried to be covered as something platonic... Some words will be said.

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb "No, this man is my husband and he's beautiful."

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @xuminghao_o my hubby haohao <3

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb ehehehehehe  

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @xuminghao_o MINGHAO thats fucking GAY youre causing a fuckign SCENE

junhao <3 <3 <3 @ILOVESEUNGCHEOL
TH FACT MINGHAO WENT 'EHEHEHEH' TO JUN FOR JOKING ABT THEM EBING MARRIED IS SO CUTE

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JUN! @minghaobb
back from reading the junhao, apprently everyone thinks i top. im actually a verse switch but go off i guess

JUN! @minghaobb
i just didnt know minghao and i had so much skype sex either

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jun: ngl i busted a FAT NUT  to that junhao smut

seokie: i literally hate you so much
seokie: get out of my house
seokie: ypu disgusiting gay sinner

jun: rip guess ill go read more junhao smut

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seokie @boobseungkwan
squad eight months ago: stanning svt, joking about dating our biases, loving life, world at peace
squad now: allkpop has jun on tweet notifications, junhao is probably real who the fuck knows anymore, chan and vernon are getting married in the spring, the devil laughs at me, im descending into hell 

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jub: I FOUDN SOEMTHGIN ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY
jub: ITS ONE OF THOSE JUNHAOS AND WE MET AT THE AIRPORT AND I PUNCHED OYU IN THE FACE ITS FSKH

haohao: ..

jub: LISTEN
jub: ITS UFNNY

haohao: link?

jub: okie dokie 
jub: https;//archiveofourown.org/works/11390856/chapters/30211824

haohao: ty

jub: WAIT THATS THE WROGN FIC
jub:  HAO PELASE DONT
jub: HAO

haohao: why does everyone think youre the top i would very much dom you thanks

jub: NSJNS

haohao: they just compared my nipples to chocolate chips

jub: STIOP JSK

haohao: 'KERMIT ESQUE DEMENOR' WHAT THE FUCK

jub: STO P PELASE I CANT BREATH

haohao: literally youre FUCKIGN ME AGAINST A WALL and they had to go and say 'the other boy, with his kermit esque demenor' like i didnt ASK
haohao: AGAINST AWALL BUT THEY HAD TO CALL OUT MY SIMILARITIES TO A FUCKING MUPPET

jub: wait til u get to the Next Morning

haohao: ..
haohao: shower sex is actually really weird thanks

jub: BATH SEX IS SUPERIOR

haohao: never had it

jub: our honeymoon <3

haohao: <3
haohao: oh shit this is actually getting kinda hot
haohao: aaaaaaand im givign you head
haohao: YOU NUTTED IN MY EYE THKSJH
haohao: oooh its steamy again
haohao: real steamyy
haohao: they made you awfully flexiable

jub: im actually rly flexiable thanks

haohao: hng

jub: hm?
jub: hao?
jub: ?

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jun: FUCK
jun: UFKC SOKEMIN
jun: SOEKMIN I THINK MINGHAO IS MASTURBATING TO FUCKIGN
jun: HIM AND I HAVING SEX?
jun: SEOKMIN PLEASE

seokie: what ohymgod
seokie: you guys had sex?
seokie: when were you in korea
seokie: when was he in china
seokie: the lack of minghao fansights ohymgod

jun:  IACCDIENTLY SENT HIM A FIC AND WE WETE TALKING ABT IT AND HE WAAS LIEK
jun: oh this is getting hot OH ITS GETITNG REALY HOT
jun: and then he just goes
jun: hng
jun: ITS BEEN TEN MINUTES HE LEFT ME ON READ
jun: om goign to cry hes WANKIGN

seokie: when will my fave ever
seokie: masturbate to the idea of us havign sex i mean

jun: SHUT UP UCKFKC
jun: im imagining it..
jun: seokmin please save me

seokie: i would come over and suck your dick but youre in china so idk jack off

jun: don't tlak about sucking my dick jkss
jun: and no ill feel bad

seokie: HES DOING IT THO

jun: YEAH BUT
jun: hng

seokie: just go rub ur dick

jun: STOP KSJ

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jun: im literally  ogign t ocry
jun: FUCK
jun: im cdrying and horny save me

soonie: jesus christ

jun: i accidently linked hao a junhao smut and now hes MASTURBATING TO IT and now im imagining it and i tried to get off but i felt bad so now im crying
jun: but like im still hard sorry
jun: do you think he thinsk its weird that i was a fanboy
jun: am* a fanboy
jun: idk anymroe jdjsk
jun: m ohy mGOD i fuckign sent him a fanfciton pf us  iw as reading them for fun fuck he msut htink im so weird now

soonie: hes........... wanking ............. to yall fucking............

jun: ye, s

soonie: thats kinda................... gay........................

jun: sh
jun: m just
jun: hng
jun: HOW CAN SOMEONE CLAIM TO BE STRAIGHT BUT WACK IT TO THE IDEA OF HIM AND HIS MALE FRIEND HAVIGN SEX AJJSKJ
jun: im gonna cry

soonie: jun..

jun: pls dont look at me
jun: im gonna go masturbate and cry

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JUN! @minghaobb
hey whats up, my names junhui, im 21, and i cry while masturbating

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
junhui rn 

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soonie: JIHHOON
soonie: JIHOON.

jihoon: m on  a date shutup

soonie: yall fucked a month ago n u'vee been on a date almost every free day hes had when tf u gon date

jihoon: kwan literally is so cute he was like 'do u wanna answer those'
jihoon: hes buying us froyo :(
jihoon: HES ASKIGN ABOUT NON FAT ONES BABE STOP IT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIGHT PLEDIS
jihoon: brb i have to talk with kwannie abotu this

soonie: wh

jihoon: im back and holding seungkwans hand hes eating froyo and looks very happy i love him
jihoon: hes also reading these

soonie: hi seungkwannie <3 

jihoon: hiiii I had  to fgithhoon for his ophone I LOVE OYU SOONYOUGNGH UIGN 

soonie: mg heart. found full of love.
soonie: anyways
soonie: JUN LIKES HAO

jihoon: ok

soonie: HAO JSKF JHAO FUCKING TEXTEDME AND ...

jihoon: AND?

soonie: i cant tell u...

jihoon: SOONYOUNG.

soonie: CONTEXT CLUES.

jihoon: umm

soonie: ask kwan he probably figured it out

jihoon: ok
jihoon: oh
jihoon: OH
jihoon: UH HOLY SHIT

soonie: I KNWO JSHJSH

jihoon: FUKC
jihoon: SOONEI
jihoon: JUN COMES BACK TO KOREA IN FOUR MONTHS...

soonie: MOTHER FUCKER.
soonie: they gon fuck

jihoon: word

soonie: hao jacked off to a junhao sex scene today
soonie: and jun cried

jihoon: ohymgod
jihoon: kwan is tired he wants to go home i gtg
jihoon: I hope we cuddle sjksd 

soonie: have fun u big gay
soonie: I guess ill go cuddle w seokmin

jihoon: ok bye bye 

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jihooooon @lovinjoshua
i@love my boyfriend..

           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @lovinjoshua WAIT YOU AND ********* ARE DATING???

           jihooooon @lovinjoshua
           @seungcheolbabe uwu

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vernon: HYUNG

jihoon: :)
jihoon: he...............asked me out
jihoon: i <3 him
jihoon: we started dating bc he was horny
jihoon: my uwus
jihoon: i luv my boyfriend

jihoon has added seungkwannie to why cant u just FUCK OFF 

jihoon has renamed the chat i luv my boyfriend

seungkwannie: i luv u too skjskj

jihoon: my dick has uwus

seungkwannie: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH I WANNA TELL CARATS

jun: HOLY SHIT

seungkwannie: WATCH ME DO IT
seungkwannie: tweet out our sex tape or smth

seokie: pls

seungkwannie: ill text u it

seokie: u should have fucked soonie n i we could of had a beautiful poly :(

seungkwannie: but u and soonie would have to date too :( that kills the brotp

soonie: .
soonie: u-um...
soonie: guys

seokie: didnt u tell them

soonie: i thought YOU told yhem.......

seokie: OHYMGOD

soonie: YALL WE'RE DATING ITS BEEN LIKE THREE WEEKS UH H H H H

jihoon: ur kidding me
jihoon: yall r pulling on my leg

seungkwannie: tiny leg :(

jihoon: :( i luv u

seungkwannie: i luv U

seokie: no were fr dating
seokie: soonie told me he had a crush on me
seokie: and I been in love with him for like 
seokie: ..our entire friendship?

soonie: i fell in love that one concert we went to and u looked so beautiful under those lights n u were taking ur pictures of kwannie (hi) and my heart was pounding SO hard like damn OK
soonie: he looked so beautiful i took like thirty pictures of just seokmin

seokie: omg

seungkwannie: (hi)

seokie: YOU DIDNT TELL ME THIS

soonie: seungkwan did smth on stage and he was like mah heart mah soul
soonie: tbh i could have taken better pictures 

seokie: ..
seokie: ilu so much

jihoon: tjis was suppsoe to be me n kwan telling everyone we're together but INSTEAD i got this mess
jihoon: seoksoon tho i love
jihoon: BRO I feel like such a dumbass soonie said to me he was gonna cuddle Seokmin and I wasl ike "ok that seems like something they would do' IM SO STUPUD OHMYOGD

seungkwannie: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND
seungkwannie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

jihoon: baby pls

seungkwannie: mg dick. horny.
seungkwannie: call me baby again.

vernon: dont

soonie: dont

seokie: dont

jun: dont

jihoon: baby

seungkwannie: SEX. NOW.

jihoon: bye losers

jun: HAHAHAH

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haohao: anyways. talked to seungkwan about stuff last night. i have new opinions on things.
haohao: im most likely a verse?
haohao: fingering is REALLY  nice

jub: i read that
jub: thought, 'i must have read this wrong'
jub: then i realized, i did not read that wrong

haohao: YOU LINKED ME A SEX SCENE BETWEEN US TWO BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT FINGERING?

jub: you were fingering YOURSELF

haohao: YOU USED TO WRITE SVT IMAGINES WHERE I DID EXACTLY THAT JUN

jub: point taken,
jub: ANWYAS simulating ur g spot doesnt make you an automatic verse
jub: shit just feels nice

haohao: hmm point taken

jub: anwyas check twt seoksoon is a mess

haohao: oh boy

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
yall i spent all last night crying cause i thought seokmin cheated on me with SEUNGKWAN
 
           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan HE left me a text and was like "with kwan. fucked up. im so sorry  soonie" like i was rly crying all night he didnt even coem home

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan THEY BAKED A PIE AT 3AM DRUNK AND RUINED SVTS KITCHEN AND  THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE AT SEOKIES N I'S ksjsksk I LTIERALLY

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan THEY LIKE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY AND  FIND MY KITCHEN A WRECK NAD I

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan i thought my boyfriend left me for boo seungkwan and tbh i  wouldnt of blamed him

           seokie @boobseungkwan
           @silly_seungkwan delete this

 
JUN! @minghaobb
i had a heart attack at 8am cause i thought soonyoung and seokmin broke up JSHS ya boy waited like THREE YEARS FOR THIS OKAY

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
literally . i saw soonyougns tweet and choked on my apple. o was like s-seungkwannie? and seokie? owo whats this

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
          @lovinjoshua oh so u just gonna come for my branding like that i see you hyung

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seungkwannie has left china is for losers

jihoon: so uh
jihoon: he felt this needed to just be me talking to u guys if u were wondering
jihoon: ig I just wanted to clear things up
jihoon: abt me n kwan
jihoon: bc I feel like yall r like
jihoon: 'ok u two fucked and now youre dating lmao that'll be a nice two week relationship'
jihoon: as u can see our one month is on its way...
jihoon: Seungkwan. makes me happy.
jihoon: and that's been something ive always struggled with
jihoon: he makes me so happy when we're together, when he calls me, when we text
jihoon: and I know we got together quickly and I know you guys probably think it was stupid
jihoon: but I really really care about him and I just
jihoon: I like him so much 

seokie: I personally never question your relationship
seokie: you two have been awfully close  

soonie: yeah you spend a lot of time together n stuff
soonie: you clearly work together well 

jihoon: yeah I just
jihoon: I was worried ig
jihoon: that you guys - the most important people to  me - just didn't fully support us 

vernon: being completely honest, I had my initial doubts

jihoon: which I understand 

vernon: but you guys def work super well and you definitely love each other

jihoon: idk I wouldn't go as far to say I love him quite yet..

jun: u love that man my guy
jun: anways I love me some jikwan
jun: as long as both of you are happy!  I'm happy! 

jihoon: thank you <3

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haohao: I'm highkey bored rn do you want to skype or ft? 

jub: I am Highkey about to be on a date uh
jub: I'm sorry :( 

haohao: a date? oooo

jub: yea yea 
jub: itswith a cute boy UWU 
jub: I really haven't been on a date with a boy in forever 
jub: all the gays are hidden and afraid 
jub: u mother fuckers why do u hide from me

haohao: we live in homophobic countries 

jub: good point
jub: anyways ill text you later!!

haohao: ok !

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hao: I'm gonna yeet myself out a fucking WINDOW

soonie: can I ask why

hao: did jun mention to you he had a date tonight?

soonie: yeah............
soonie: should of... put that together
soonie: I'm sorry

hao: its okay :( I'm just hhh
hao: good for jun ! but I think I like you so uHhHhhhhH

soonie: :( 

hao: :(

**----------**

JUN! @minghaobb
wow I love whenever my date triggers me to the point where I'm crying and cant breathe and hes mad I wont suck his dick LMFAO #justgayboythings

JUN! @minghaobb 
highkey want2die

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haohao: I take it ... things didn't go very well?

jub: huh?
jub: oh
jub: right no it 
jub: bad things

haohao: on twitter you mentioned being triggered from something?
haohao: you don't have to talk about it, its alright

jub: no I feel like .. I should ?
jub: arnd the time I left korea
jub: I guess you can call it one of my reasons I left korea
jub: bc you know I was goingto school in korea . but I decided to finish in china..
jub: basically this guy

haohao: are you still there?

jub: yeah hey sorry
jub: I just 
jub: I needed a second
jub: the only other person who knows is jihoon and thats cause he was my roommate at the time

haohao: you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to

jub: no I 
jub: I want to 
jub: this guy was friends with someone at my dance studio so he was there a lot, and he was always flirting with me and telling me I was hot and shit 
jub: and honestly? he was kind of cute. when he found out I'm chinese he actually learned how to say a bunch of compliments in mandarin + how to ask me out 
jub: so one night we were at jihoons and my apartment and he started kissing me
jub: and he didn't 
jub: do a lot 
jub: we kissed for a bit that I was okay with but 
jub: I don't like putting out on the first date and he didn't care basically

haohao: ohymgod I'm so sorry

jub: I mean
jub: being sorry doesn't really change anything 

haohao: yeah, you're right
haohao: I just don't know what else to say

jub: thats okay
jub: I don't count it as rape, if that helps

haohao: doesn't really help
haohao: what do you think of it then? 

jub: peer pressure?? idrk 
jub: he started touching me and I was pushing his hands away and then he kept saying stuff about how he just couldn't help himself bc he thought I was so hot n stuff
jub: eventually I just gave in 
jub: he left the next morning and didn't talk to me again 
jub: jihoon found me crying in the bathroom two days after 
jub: and I told him what happened 
jub: and I was just
jub: I was really angry and I cried a lot after that 

haohao: what about tonight
haohao: you don't have to tell me

jub: he tried to take off my shirt
jub: and this would be like the first time since it happened that I would have been with a guy
jub: cause ig I feel a little less hesitant with girls 
jub: but he managed  to get my shirt off and I just got so uncomfortable I started saying he should go or maybe we could do something else
jub: and he just wouldn't quit and I started crying 
jub: eventually I was screaming at him to leave and that I didn't want to do anything 
jub: but he left. he was complaining about wanting head but he left and I cried more idk

haohao: how are you feeling now?

jub: tired 

haohao: I love you

jub: I love you too
jub: can we skype now
jub: I just
jub: want to hear your voice
jub: which is stupid but you help me calm down 

haohao: yeah no worries ill grab my laptop

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jihooooon @lovinjoshua
I should change my @ to lovinseungkwan bc that a whole beautiful man

          Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
          @lovinjoshua <3 

           Joshua Hong ✓ @joshuahong951230
          @lovinjoshua </3

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
*sweats* 

----------

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
ive fallen in a Depression text me when I don't want to die thank u

           Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99 
           @seungcheolbabe Whenever you feel up to it, Nonnie, I'll be right here <3 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
and suddenly I'm not depressed anymore whatthe fuck is THAT

may @sythnm 
ok. who the fuck is gonna tell vernon. THATS GAY.

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @sythnm leave the sad gay boy alone 

----------

channie: hii I know you aren't feeling your best right now, so if there is anything I can do nonnie 

nonnie: this is rly sweet :( I'm sorry I'm bad at texting 

channie: its okay !! if you feel sad you can be sad

nonnie: sometimes I'm perfectly fine n then I fall into really deep depressions and it makes it difficult to do literally anything
nonnie: I used one of my sick days at work just to stay home and :(
nonnie: I don't feel like moving, and everything just feels so ugly and heavy

channie: would it be to much for me to come see you?

nonnie: idk

channie: you can say no
channie: we can just sleep
channie: but maybe seeing other people would help you?
channie: you've been holed up by yourself for three whole days nonnie 

nonnie: maybe in a lil bit channie
nonnie: but yeah I wanna see you
nonnie: I really do want to see you
nonnie: even if I'm asleep the whole time

channie: ily nonnie 

nonnie: ilyt channie

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baby chan: rmbr how I said I like nonnie hyung? 

hannie hyung: yeah?
hannie hyung: oh no did something happen??

baby chan: I <3 him so much I think I love himmm

hannie hyung: .. u guys aren't even dating no offense 

baby chan: I know ojdfjksdj I'm not being serious
baby chan: ahhh but I like him so much
baby chan: we cuddled n napped at his apartment cause he was sad 

hannie hyung: oh no what happened?

baby chan: no he said he just gets depressed sometimes
baby chan: I'm not sure if theres any actual diagnosis, but I'm also not gunna invalidate how he feels cause thats #notkool 

hannie hyung: channie I say this not trying to be a dick
hannie hyung: but ive dated people, fuck even just been friends with people with mental health issues
hannie hyung: I was friends with someone, who I later dated, with severe severe depression
hannie hyung: you just have to learn how to be there for them, you have to understand their illness the best you can
hannie hyung: it can be extremely frustrating, I wont lie to you, because sometimes you just don't understand
hannie hyung: sometimes the person acts in ways that upset you both, that make you disappointed, and while its totally not their fault
hannie hyung: you have to make sure they put in effort towards recovery
hannie hyung: giving him a break every so often, like napping and cuddling is fine, but sometimes you have to push him
hannie hyung: it sucks but it will help 

baby chan: I know I just
baby chan: hes been bad lately, and I know he gets
baby chan: depressed sometimes
baby chan: but this was just
baby chan: bad bad bad
baby chan: its easy to give in and just let him rot away sometimes
baby chan: and I shouldn't of I know
baby chan: I'm sorry hyung

hannie hyung: maybe talk to Vernon?
hannie hyung: youre still with him right?

baby chan: yeah
baby chan: I was gonna make him take a bath or something
baby chan: bc nonnie is greasy  

hannie hyung: that shouldn't of made me laugh sjhjdhs

baby chan: I'm gonna wake him up tho
baby chan: ily hyung ill be back later

hannie hyung: don't stay longer than maybe two hrs we do have to practice lmfao

baby chan: oh yeah that whole idol thing

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shua: anyways so then the fucking pigeon flew away w it 

hannie: ok but why buy a monsta x album to begin with 
hannie: just call shownu hyung n make him give u the fucking album

shua: I don't fucking care I lost my chae hyungwon photocard to a fucking pigeon 

hannie: u can literally text hyungwon hyung and ask for a picture of him
hannie: YALL GOT SELFIES TOGEHTER-
hannie: OHYMGOD-
hannie: IS CHANS FUCKING VIRGINITY STILL INTACT 

shua: . 
shua; babe literally what the fuck

hannie: HE-
hannie: BATH
hannie: WITH  VERNON?

shua: OHYMGOD
shua: I KNOW THEYVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIMETOGEHTER...
shua: OHYMFOD AND CHAN HAS A FUCKING CRUSH ON HIM AND IM F A IR LY SURE VERNON LIKES HIM  TOO? 

hannie:  IMTEXITNG HIM HE WAS SUPPOSE TO LEAVE AFTER TWO HRS N ITS ALMOST THREE WHERE I S H E 

shua: he still got half n hour tho

hannie: SHUT UP OHYMOGD
hannie: MINGYU WILL LITERALLY KILL ME DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES THAT BOY..

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hannie hyung: DID OYU FUCK VERNON

baby chan: what omg 
baby chan: no?? 

hannie hyung: BATH?

baby chan: I washed his hair :( 
baby chan: I was running his bath n he was still in bed he didn't want ot get out 
baby chan: so I was just gonna sit in there n talk to him
baby chan: bc I might be crushing but idrc if I see his dick
baby chan: its just a dick. I got one too famalam
baby chan: and I ended up sitting on the edge of his bath tub n washing his hair 
baby chan: he leaned his head against my hands and told me I make him feel better 
baby chan: ahhhhh <3333

hannie hyung: this had such a wholesome turn awe
hannie hyung: the first time I shared a bed with shua we fucked so like uwu @ u guys 
hannie hyung: I'm LOVING THIS <3333

baby chan: hyung..
baby chan: I'm gonna tell you some things cause ill literally explode if I don't tell anyone but theyre both so embarrassing I'm dying hyung

hannie hyung: oh boy

baby chan: I'm not sure which is more embarrassing actually

hannie hyung: ohymgod

baby chan: ok so
baby chan: 1) NONNIE KISSED THE BACK OF MY HAND

hannie hyung: OMG AWEE

baby chan: HE LIKE
baby chan: HE WAS TELLIGN ME I MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER
baby chan: AND THEN HE PULLED ONE OF MY HANDS TO HIS LIPS AND HE KISSED IT AND SAID THAT HE REALLY LOVES BEING AROUND ME
baby chan: HYUNG..

hannie hyung: thats the cutest thing ive EVER heard of 
hannie hyung: THAT IS LITERALLT JUST SO CUTE YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE OHMYOFDD
hannie hyung: yknow he def likes you right?

baby chan: ive figured for awhile.. but I don't want to rush things idk
baby chan: I just want to take everything slow..

hannie hyung: wait what was the other thing?

baby chan: ok yeah this was WAY more embarrassing ..
baby chan: well after I washed nonnies hair I started using soap n a wash cloth n I was washng his back and up arnd his shoulders n stuff..

hannie hyung: .. is ur virginity still intact?

baby chan: dkskjj yes but
baby chan: he got .. hard?
baby chan:  IWAS TOCUHIGN HIM ALL OVER AND L I KE EEEE
baby chan: I don't blame him basically like I understand why he ... did 
baby chan: he got so embarrassed and asked me to wait in his room (thts where I am rn)
baby chan: I hate sex hdskjsdj I hate sex

hannie hyung: u do?

baby chan: I mean
baby chan: thinking of it abstractly, like when my hyugns share stories
baby chan: thats something I don't rly have to think abt?
baby chan: I don't mind that
baby chan: but then when its something 'tangible'  
baby chan: osmethign I'm unable to ignore
baby chan: like with kwannie hyung n hoonie hyung 
baby chan: or just now w nonnie.. 
baby chan: idk its something that makes me uncomfy 
baby chan: I just don't rly feel the urge to have sex
baby chan: but I don't mind talking abt it. infact I'm kidna like 'hey tell me about that time you got your DICK SUCKT" 

hannie hyung: ohh do you think youre asexual like wonwoo? 

baby chan: no hyugn doesn't like having sex and he doesn't want to ever
baby chan: I enjoy sexual things. I like pleasure and stuff
baby chan: like I masturbate 
baby chan: but I don't want to have that with anyone else 
baby chan: at least I don't think
baby chan: sometimes I have weird sudden urges but they pass rather quickly

hannie hyung: on the asexual spectrum then?

baby chan: I guess

hannie hyung: I think thats demi sexual but idk rly 

baby chan: nonnie just came out the bathroom n apologized
baby chan: he knows sex makes me uncomfy
baby chan: I told him its ok so we're gonna cuddle and finish the movie we were watching
baby chan: n I offered him to come watch us practice today so he can get out of his house n stuff
baby chan: that is ok right?

hannie hyung: yeah of course!

baby chan: please don't tell him I told u about what happened in his bath

hannie hyung: thats not my department I am just the vodka aunt hyung
hannie hyung: mingyu is the one that would throw a box of condoms at u and educate both of u dw idrc

baby chan: ok!!
baby chan: see u soon hyung!

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hannie: chan n vern r cuddling I'm IN LOVE with them both theyre so CUTE 

shua: soft boys uwu 
shua: is chan still a virgin

hannie: ues

shua: hah . virgin loser kid

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
chan: breathes
me: yes I agree husband of seven years

           Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99 
           @seungcheolbabe Our eighth wedding anniversary is coming up then?

seokie @boobseungkwan 
I was under the impression that chan and vern were getting married in the spring and now they've been married for seven, almost eight years

may @sythnm 
why the fuck vernon gotta agree with breathing tho

yuseul @channiebaby 
i cant. stand vernon and chan. they gonna be talking about being married and allkpop doesn't even blink. theyre just that powerful.

sunray @shualove
other male idols breathe near each other and their management makes them whole pretend like they cant stand each other, chan and vern pretend like their eighth wedding anniversary is coming up and pledis stays quiet lmfao WHAT

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vernon: I wanan . kiss . lee. chan. 
vernon: omg last week he was over and something real dumb happened w my dick but 
vernon: I wanna kiss lee chan 
vernon: how tf he gonna cuddle me and offer to be the little spoon and he--

soonie: vern u know ur my son right

vernon: ues

soonie: and I love u to bits

vernon: yeth

soonie: but I have fully adopted lee chan as well
soonie: think of it as son in law

vernon: ok

soonie: DID YOU GET A FUCKING BONER WHILE CUDDLING 

vernon: NO
vernon: I GOT HARD AT A DIFFERENT TIME

soonie: OHYMGOD

vernon: HE WAS 
vernon: washing me 

soonie: .

jihoon: I just got here but 
jihoon: .

vernon: OKAY I WAS IN A DEPREESION
vernon: and chan literally goes 'ur greasy. go bathe'
vernon: MAYHAPS i refused 
vernon: so he goes "ill help"
vernon: did I think he was offering to take a bath  with me ? yes. was he? no.
vernon: he sat on the edge and was washing my hair

jihoon: gay

vernon: and eventually he started like
vernon: washing
vernon: me
vernon: and like when he washed my chest he just 
vernon: was so gentle and slow and it was fuckg ign EROTIC 

soonie: jesus christ

vernon: AND I GOT HARD AND I AMDE HIM LEAVE AND I BEAT MY MEAT AND
vernon: MAYHAPS I CRIED ALITTLE 

jun: how tf u gonna make fun of me on twitter for crying while masturbating if u gonna do the same thing 

seokie: I know too many people who cry while masturbating 

vernon: I HAD A GOOD REASON!
vernon: LEE CHAN, THE SWEETEST BOY IN THE WORLD WHO GETS UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN TALKING ABOUT SEX, GAVE ME A BONER 
vernon: AND I JSURT
vernon: I DINDT KNWO WHAT ELSE TO DO

jun: I IAMGINED MINGHAO JACKING OFF TO A JUNHAO SEX SCENE AND SHIT OK IM NOT GOOD WITH SEX ANYMORE

seokie: junhuis virginity whole grew back

jun: sex is for losers now
jun: ptsd boys make do 

soonie: what 

seokie: what?

jun: what 
jun: shit
jun: we're talkgi nabout vernon now shut up

seokie: ptsd?

jun: We're Talking About Vernon Now Shut Up 
jun: so u wanked to lee chanathan the third 

vernon: hyung is everything okay

jihoon: guys if junhui doesn't want to talk about this then leave him be 

seokie: did something happen junhui?
seokie: oh
seokie: yeah jihoon is right you shouldn't have to talk abt this stuff if u don't want to 

jun: ok
jun: so vernon . u wanked to south koreas golden boy
jun: the nations uwu 

vernon: yeth..
vernon: and then we cuddled while watching a  movie
vernon: and he was like "ill be a little spoon . unless u think that might.." 

jihoon: DID HE REALLY

vernon: YEAH...

jihoon: OHMYOFD

vernon: AND I WAS LIKE "no . thisis fine..." and we started cuddling and he pressed up against me and held my hand 
vernon: I'm like 99.9% sure chan is gay hes never actually said it but then like hes cuddling me and kissing my forehead and he knows I'm gay so like 
vernon: pls be gay

seokie: I mean I hug u n stuff a lot. I'm a touchy guy.

vernon: youre also GAY hyung

jun: yeah o meant to bring that up
jun: when I come back to sk 

soonie: yeah?

jun: sometimes I don't wanna be touched is that ok
jun: when I see friends here I just tell them I'm having a bad day and usually theyre cool
jun: bc ik we never really talked abt it beforehand. like .. consent?  but now I'm weird abt touching so uh

soonie: no worries ! its totally ok if u rather we don't!
soonie: we shud rly be asking u kno..

seokie: whatever makes u comfortable 

jun: ty

seokie: anyways vern, despite my money being on that chan is both gay and into you, do keep the options open that he might not 

vernon: youre right
vernon: thank you hyung

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Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
My Hyungs truly mean so much to me <3 Please stay kind to them all

Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
@lovinjoshua stayed with @seungcheolbabe to watch our practice for this come back! For anyone curious, ask for their opinions!

Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
For now, I'm out with @lovinjoshua ! 

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
seokie is at work so I was :( but then hao n wonu called n invited vern and me to hangout so Yeah UWU

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soonyoung hyung: youre coming out with hao n wonu you Truly don't have a choice

biological son: ive already done stuff today I wanna sleep

soonyoung hyung: not a chance depression boy

biological son: that is literally so messed up to call me that

soonyoung hyung: you bet your ass it is! 

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Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
With friends today!
 

soonie @silly_seungkwan
You fcking bitches yes I hugged and kissed your oppa ㅇ you cant do anything about it right? Losers.

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
You fcking bitches yes I hugged and kissed your oppa ㅇ you cant do anything about it right? Losers.

seokie @boobseungkwan
personal message to both vernon chwe and kwon soonyoung: can you shut the fuck up

          soonie @silly_seungkwan
          @boobseungkwan no

soonie @silly_seungkwan
in response to seokmin, literally all I have to say: lee soonyoung* 

          seokie @boobseungkwan
          @silly_seungkwan you are NOT allowed to make this cute IWANTED TO HANGO UT TOO 

JUN! @minghaobb
i have literally never hated being in shenzen more than in this fucking moment lmao

           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @minghaobb :( hyung :(

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vernon: junnie hyunggggg
vernon: minghao hyung wants to talk to u but u wont answer his texts :(

jun: oh lol sorry doing something else

soonie: seriously dude dont be like this

jun: ?? like what lmao ??

soonie: youre getting mad because of the picuture minghao posted
soonie: we're his friends now too its not just you
soonie: we wanted to hangout with him and wonwoo, its not like youre our only tie to either of them anymore

jun: im not saying im your only tie jesus christ
jun: im just
jun: mad okay???? theyre my friends?? youre my friends ??? i want to hang out with all of you but im in shenzen for another two and a half months and im ! fucking ! mad !
jun: I KNOW I don't get the right to be upset because it was my choice to go to china 
jun: but I still am 
jun: cause im used to seeing you guys together, like on insta or whatever
jun: and im used to seeing svt members with each other
jun: and i know you guys have spent time together before
jun: but it fucking ! upsets me ! to see it !
jun: cause it feels like im never gonna be apart our original group again and it feels like im never gonna be apart of this group
jun: since I fucked it all up cause I'm scared of a fucking country
jun: whatever

vernon: why ignore minghao hyung

soonie: vernon just drop it hes upset

jun: i didnt want to flip on minghao

vernon: like how you just did on us

soonie: vern im serious quit picking a fight

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soonie: literally he just needs time to cool down
soonie: hes mad for a justified reason
soonie: imagine if you saw your friends all hanging out without you
soonie: ESP if you saw chan out with you friends. minghao was with us remember. 
soonie: like hes upset at the situation not at us
soonie: let it be
soonie: you know the situation is bad when im the voice of reason

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jun: i didnt want to flip on you guys either
jun: im sorry
jun: im just mad im sorry

vernon: hyung youre always gonna be our friend you know that
vernon: its another two months

jun has left road work ahead? yea i sure hope it does

vernon: i should have dropped it im sorry hyung

soonie: he'll be okay
soonie: like i said he just needs time to cool down
soonie: ill text him

vernon: okay :(

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haohao: hao to jun - do you copy
haohao: :(
haohao: junnnnnnnnnnn
haohao: jun ilyyyyyyyyyy
haohao: my number one stan :(

jub: can ypu please call me
jub: im just
jub: really fuckign sad and ive been crying and i jsut
jub: im osryr ive been ignoring you

haohao: yeah! hold on just a second!

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JUN! @minghaobb
we stan a kind man in this household :( @xuminghao_o <3

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Xu Minghao has liked your tweet!

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jihoon has added jun to road work ahead? yea i sure hope it does

jun: sry abt earlier..

vernon: i shouldnt of been so oof abt it

jun: m just
jun: really fucking sad
jun: cause ur my best frineds
jun: and now im friends w my idols
jun: and i cant even
jun: yknow like hang out w them
jun: idk..

soonie: youll be back in korea soon

jihoon: that is if you want to come back

seokie: have you been thinking about staying in china?

jun: no just
jun: the reason I left
jun: I think jihoon thinks it might still bother me?

jihoon: I mean its okay if you want to stay
jihoon: you cant rush these things

vernon: in so confused what happened?

jun: ill tell you later 

vernon: okie dokie

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boo: i love my boyfriend

soon: cuuute

boo: let me just
boo: jihoon is w me rn and hes napping
boo: cause i made him cause hes awful at taking care of his body or whatever
boo: but hes curled up against me and making this CUTE  noise and hes mumbling stuff in his sleep
boo: hes just so tiny and like that isnt even a short joke that like
boo: he puts a lot of pressure on himself and seeing him relax like this puts me at ease and just seeing him curled up like this already makes my heart whole hurt
boo: hes really such a gentle person and i lvoe kissing his nose and forehead and ohymgod my heart is aching
boo: i know we got together suddenly and kinda stupid but i care so much for him
boo: hes really something

seok: when will my boyfriend ever

soon: love your thighs baby

seok: there it is

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JUN! @minghaobb
clearly itunes got it wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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Xu Minghao liked your tweet!

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haohao: i thought i was the hottest single of the year but like youre probably right

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jun: sometimes hao flirts with me
jun: i think
jun: and its starting to fr kill me

mingyu: ?

jun: i dont think he realizes it..
jun: i made a joke about being the hottest single of the year and he texted me and kinda like
jun: he said i was probably right
jun: and !!  i cant tell if hes just being nice or if yknow like
jun: hes flirting!? idk

mingyu: sounds like a pickle
mingyu: honestly... minghao doesnt talk about sexuality a lot?
mingyu: he doesnt talk about crushes or who hes into so i figured he just wasnt comfortable talking about that stuff, i didnt bother asking
mingyu: i think he mentioned touching a boob before

jun: hg gng
jun: why did that make me laugh JKSJJ

mingyu: honestly because he don gon bruised that tiddy

jun: JSJHK
jun: DON GON WK LFDS
jun: DID HE RLY

mingyu: he said he panicked and squeezed too hard
mingyu: but HEY jeonghan is fucking gay but he said hes kissed girls before

jun: ..?

mingyu: when he wasnt sure and stuff
mingyu: so he kissed a girl
mingyu: and he didnt like it

jun: the taste of my cherry chapstick~
jun: so minghao ............... might be gay?

mingyu: well im straight but if i were to choose a guy to fuck i would probs choose you
mingyu: i dont have to like dick to admit youre hot

jun: everyone knows im hot

mingyu: #facts

jun: its just
jun: yknow i like hao yall gotta be DUMB not to notice

mingyu:  yea..

jun: and ! im cool if he doesnt like me back !
jun: i just wish he could
jun: say it to me
jun: if he likes me if he doesnt
jun: i want this to happen right

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JUN! @minghaobb
me currently bc i have an exam in three hours and im so tired but i need to revise
 
           Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
           @minghaobb Is that Jung Hoseok? 

JUN! @minghaobb
anyways! gonna listen to my friends sing n stuff and cry into my coffee while i study!

Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
Please wish my close friend Junhui luck today! He has a very important exam and support would help him! @minghaobb

may @sythnm
i like that hao still tags jun in tweets abt him, as if his entire fanbase doesnt fucking follow jun

JUN! @minghaobb
MINGHAO I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BE NICE BUT IM TRYING TO STUDY AND I KEEP GETITNG TWT NOTIFICATIONS

JUN! @minghaobb 
YEAH YEAH I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO BUT IM FUCKING STUDYING

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JUN! @minghaobb
I return like two days later, here to say I passed my exam <3 I Was Recognized

JUN! @minghaobb
I was at mf work and this person SHRIEKED and screamed "MINGHAO BABY?" .. obviously it took me a second to realize they meant . minghaobb .  

JUN! @minghaobb 
and I don't. know hwo to react. so I continue to wipe down one of the counters n my coworker goes 'minghao? isn't that an idol?' like its not THAT UNCOMMON OF A NAME YOU FUCKING CARAT

JUN! @minghaobb 
and like . I just quietly explain 'no they mean. me. I have a twitter. thats .my name o ntwitter' like hi mochou if u decided to fuckign follow me sorry half my tweets are in korean 


JUN! @minghaobb 
and THEN she goes 'oh are you like a really popular fanaccount?' and I go 'well. kind of. I kind of. befriendedthemembersofseventeen'

JUN! @minghaobb 
deadass. I leave. I say hi to oomf and then I go back to work n my coworker is like 'can u get me mingyus number' bitch u don't speak korean

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mingyu: is she cute

jun: youre such a WHORE
jun: yes btw shes ADORABLEa nd I will not let you TARNISH HER

mingyu: fuck u 

jun has sent an image 

jun: this her

mingyu: awe shes pretty
mingyu: id learn mandarin for her idk

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JUN! @minghaobb
update: I told her mingyu said shes pretty and she started crying 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
WHAT.... U DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @seungcheolbabe fucking exo-l.

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
I still only like kyungsoo hyung tho hes the least problematic bye 

           Do Kyungsoo ✓ @exo_do
           @seungcheolbabe thanks 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
I HALF EXPECTE DJUNG UCKIGN HOSEOK TO RESPOND TO JUN THE OTHER DAY NGL 

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe I feel like we exist on a plane where we aren't idols but a lot of people know who we are and a lot of idols know who we are so we're just Known 

          soonie @silly_seungkwan 
          @seungcheolbabe are you ok?

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @silly_seungkwan nno exo's fucking d.o. responded to me and I'm terrified jung hoseokwill respond to me next

          Jung Hoseok ✓ @hobi_hope 
          @seungcheolbabe I'll leave..

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
I'm deactivating bye 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
I got nothing but idols and baekhyun solo stans in my mentions rn

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
anyways I havea type. tiny and cute. yknpw who's tiny and cute? lee chan.

yuseul @channiebaby 
I will literally punch vernon in the fucking face if he doesn't date chan by the end of the year goodnight

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
thing is I fully believe yuseul will kick my ass if I don't marry chan so like ?? guess I gotta marry chan

          Lee Chan! ✓ @leechan99
          @seungcheolbabe Husband of seven years?

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jun: hey so I graduate in a month
jun: n thats a little terrifying 
jun: but mostly bc 
jun: korea ig
jun: bc yes ive wanted to visit u guys yes ive wanted to come and see minghao and everyone 
jun: and I haven't but I have my reasosn so I guess ill just say it 

jihoon: you really don't have to 

jun: I want to 
jun: three weeks before I decided to enroll in uni I was
jun: assaulted? I guess

jihoon: Junhui

jun: okay yes I was assaulted 
jun: sometimes I like
jun: don't think of it as assault because
jun: it wasn't like the guy fuckign held me down and raped me I just
jun: gave in. I let him. I didn't fight him.
jun: jihoon only knew because he was living with me at the time and
jun: he saw most of my aftermath I couldn't really hide it from him
jun: but yeah I don't really
jun: want to get into what happened
jun: maybe sometime maybe when I'm actually in korea again
jun: cause I'm coming back

seokie: are you sure youll be okay?

jun: yeah
jun: I think my whole 'leave the country or perish' mainly steamed from my fear that it could happen again
jun: cause he
jun: yknow the guy
jun: he said stuff about like
jun: me being Chinese idk
jun: and part of me was irrational and thought stuff like 'oh it happened cause I'm chinese' thus I figured it would happen again if I stayed
jun: Yes I Know I'm Dumb

seokie: youre not dumb
seokie: you were scared and
seokie: its okay to be scared to come back here
seokie: all you've experience in korea is racism and assault I mean

jun: but thats the thing thats not true
jun: I met you guys! I went to school! I joined a dance team! I had fun in korea!
jun: I miss it 
jun: I miss you guys
jun: I cant stay scared of a fucking country because of that guy

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jihoon: hey so
jihoon: I wasn't sure if you were 100% coming back
jihoon: but I know the plan is for you to move back in with me
jihoon: and I just thought that being back in the apartment where that stuff happened
jihoon: cant be good

jun: what

jihoon: I'm moving to a new apartment with two bedrooms next weekish

jun: for me?

jihoon: yeah

jun: I love you so much 
jun: youre literally
jun: such a good person I love you I love you I love you

jihoon: <3333333

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JUN! @minghaobb
I realized that speaking multiple languages, its a lot easier to say I love you in korean rather than mandarin. like it feels a lot deeper when I say it in my first language.

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Xu Minghao liked your tweet!

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haohao: jun thats gay you've said I love you in mandarin to me before

jub: shut up youre ugly

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JUN! @minghaobb
I'm deleting minghaos number and the twitter app goodbye 

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vern: ya boy passed TF OUT 

jihoon: wh

vern: omg I'm at svts dorms 
vern: and chan is sitting on my lap 

jihoon: is there no room anywhere else

vern: THATS THE THING HE JUST DECIDED "NOPE NONNIES LAP IT IS"

jihoon: he calls u nonnie ?

vern: yes and I am in love with him 
vern: my husband of seven years

jihoon: was I even invited to the wedding 

vern: u were passed out drunk

jihoon: I see 
jihoon: anyways 

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jihoonie hyung: hey can I ask u smth

that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: hi jihoonie hyung! whats up?

jihoonie hyung: do you like vernon?
jihoonie hyung: you guys just tend to
jihoonie hyung: act very cutesy together 
jihoonie hyung: its like you have a crush on him?

that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: oh u h
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: please don't tell him :(((
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: yes I like him a TON and I think he likes me too and I kjsjdjk

jihoonie hyung: why not ask him out?

that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: we l l 
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: I'm gonna..
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: soon.. I'm not sure when I really will!

jihoonie hyung: mm okie dokie 

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that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: I think in a few weeks ill tell him
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: that'll be around when Junhui hyung comes back to korea I think
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: yeah ill tell him then 
that kid vernon is in love with I think they're married: I like him so much hyung <333 thank you for talking to me 

JUN! @minghaobb
u fucking highschool fucks in my mentions abt how 'oh well I wish I was graduating uni' shit still aint FUN

JUN! @minghaobb
time to marry all of seventeen and live off of their funds for the rest of my life

may @sythnm 
the thing is that minghao would fully let jun marry him and live off of his money 

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haohao: two weeks isn't a lot of time 
haohao: and I would love to see you graduate 
haohao: so maybe I talk to management  

jub: hao I will literally begin crying if you go to my graduation 
jub: we cant meet when I desperately want to cry

haohao: I feel like youre gonna do that anyways?

jub: most likely
jub: are you really talking to management?

haohao: yeah
haohao: if anything they'll use it for publicity
haohao: maybe even make everyone else come

jub: ill yeet myself out a window
jub: the valedictorian will kill me
jub: she'll be giving her speech and then carats are SCREAMING

haohao: Ill send her an edible arrangement I wanna see you fucking graduate  

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JUN! @minghaobb
leave me alone I'm doing my finale project

JUN! @minghaobb
ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS IN SHEZHEN WANNA BRING ME WENDYS RN? IM AT SHEZHEN UNI LMFAO

JUN! @minghaobb
idk if anyone cares but before I go into work mode I legit got wendys ? I'm that powerful

JUN! @minghaobb 
I paid him back so like 

          yuseul @channiebaby 
          @minghaobb with ur dick

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @minghaobb @channiebaby seul... no...

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haohao: so
haohao: with the japanese debut I cant make enough time to make a trip like that to shenzhen 
haohao: I'm so sorry junhui
haohao: I wanted to see you graduate I really really did
haohao: I feel so terrible 
haohao: its literally tomorrow and I'm telling you this fucky news 

jub: no omg 
jub: its totally okay
jub: seriously don't beat yourself up about this!! 
jub: I already kind of figured you couldn't when like... my graduation is tomorrow  and you still aint here
jub: but ! dude I'm coming to korea
jub: we'll get to see each other!!

haohao: soon?

jub: super soon omg 
jub: by the end of the month at least
jub: jub lost in korea

haohao: (GONE SEXUAL)

jub: OWO WHATS THIS?

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JUN! @minghaobb 
oh fucking Boy I'm graduating in three hours hell yeah

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jun: ...................... i graduated boys
jun: YA BOY A UNI GRAD
jun: m proud of my self
jun: yall r  at work n shit but im on a plane going to korea uwu i waste no time
jun: was gonna wait a week or so but I decided fuck it I miss u guys
jun: uwu jihoon is my roommate n shit 

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jub: whooooo hoooooo
jub: im like whole graduated now

haohao: im so sorry i couldnt of been there
haohao: like i said, i tried making time but with the japan debut we've been so busy, its a miricle we're in korea right now

jub: its totally ok!
jub: i thoguth u would have stuff to do rn omg

haohao: im on break ~surprisingly~

jub: im on my way to south korea

haohao: WAHT

jub: I TOLD U I WAS COMIGN BACK AFTER I GRADUATE

haohao: I DIDNT THINK YOU MEANT LIKE
haohao: THE SAME DAY?

jub: its the day after smh
jub: my family knew i had obligations theyre ok with it n stuff
jub: told em I had I job offer. I didn't but. they don't need to know that.

haohao: you, a whole adult, i would think
haohao: owo whats this? interesting you bring up jobs

jub: anyways i get to live with jihoon n stuff like yeet
jub: wh

haohao: ok so time for my graduation present
haohao: :)
haohao: choerographer @ pledis

jub: w
jub: u
jub: u do not
jub: hav e that power

haohao: i migth have
haohao: uh

jub: w

haohao: talked with people

jub: WH

haohao: i showed pd some of your routines
haohao: and he loves your style
haohao: and like uh
haohao: you have an interview if you want
haohao: i ptu in a good word for you so
haohao: good chances!

jub: this is
jub: this is liek a fanfiction
jub: my idol got me a job at his entertainment company!?

haohao:  SOTP JSKSJS

jub: but tjats
jub: thats insane

haohao: you dont have to take the job but i would lvoe it if you did

jub: om so taking that fuckign job

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SEOKSOON <3 @STARDAZZLER_
do we still count as a fan sight if we super casually upload pictures we took of kwan bc he wanted a mini photoshoot

           Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
           @STARDAZZLER_ hyung . dont .
 

SEOKSOON <3 @STARDAZZLER_
mwah #승관 #부승관
 
            Boo Seungkwan ✓ @pledis_boos
            @STARDAZZLER_ I thought that would have been a lot worse, I'm okay with this

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jun: lmao so update i might work at pledis

jihoon: WH
jihoon: WHAT

jun: MINGHAO GOT ME AN INTERVIEW TO BE A CHOREOGRAPHER

vernon: ONYMG HYUNG!! YES !!

seokie: JUN OHYMOFD THAT S SO AMAMZING!!!!!!!

jihoon: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soonie: IM SO HAPPY FOR U HOLY SHIT

vernon: im a fucking florist thi s
vernon: this is cause im korean

seokie: we ALL R fuckign KOREAN

jun: my chinese ass is abt to kick ass
jun: yo did i ever tell u abt the time someone literally dumped water on my head adn told me to take a shower bc im chinese

soonie: w

jun: yeah before i went back to china i was in a restaurant waiting for like idk jihoon or smth and my mom <3 called so i picked up n obvi was speaking mandarin and someone was like "i should have known u were chinese" and whatevrr so i hang up and i m like "what?" in korean and theyre like "there was a smell as soon as u came into the place.."
jun: and im like ?? bro what and he dumped his fucking glass of water and said i was dirty and like
jun: all the racism ive encountered has been like
jun: microaggressive i guess
jun: save that one time 
jun: but literally i texted jihoon n waslike "lmao something came up" n i went home and showered and cried in the shower
jun: ltierally i refused to speak mandarin for a good mf month after that because my korean was good enough that i passed as just korean
jun: and bc of racist shit like "oh his teeth r decent must be korean lololololol" hah ugly bitch im CHINESE
jun: ITS FRUSTRATING because everyone who isnt east asian assumes all east asians r chinese (which ive been told im not allowed to get mad at bc i am but like fuck you) and then the chinese have all these gross stereotypes abt them and its so fuckign passive aggressive n stuff like save me
jun: bc when i try to call shit out ppl always kinda 'omg!! what?? that wasnt racist i was just saying!!' bc its fucking ... a lot of ppl dont pick up on it but like when i get asked how often i shower its ?? annoying

vernon: i used to get stared at a lot in public and it just
vernon: it sucks bc im never gonna fit the korean beauty ideals

jun: ur smoking hot vernon :(

vernon: :(
vernon: like
vernon: i was treated foreign
vernon: and i tell them no i was raised in korea i am korean
vernon: but they wuld b like ":)) ok white boy have fun with your americas and stuff"
vernon: i havent been there since i was five Blease

jun: its all so like subtle and shit and u feel like u shouldnt be upset by it

vernon: holy shit yeah

jun: like cause no one else says anything!

vernon: and you think you probably just took it the wrong way

jun: KJSKS that. that literally
jun: i was talking to someone at my old dance studio n i told them abt the water thing
jun: "he was probably kidding arnd it wasn't that big of a deal like did anyone say anything"
jun: sure a stranger was kididng about me being a dirty china Boy

vernon: im sorry hyung :(

soonie: hey i havent said anything bc i wanted to let u guys rant

jun: ty

vernon: <3

soonie: but holy FUCK next time some shit like that happens please tell me so i can literally murder
soonie: like that
soonie: how can that be taken as something okay?

jun: the only people that did anything were the staff and that waslike because another customer kind of like ?? assaulted(?) another
jun: but no one said anything which is like what really upset me

jihoon: that it literally so fucking disgusting im so sorry

vernon: ppl were surprised when i spoke in korean bc 'non koreans cant speak korean1!!11!'

jun: ahem dirty china boy begs to differ, in korean

vernon: ye
vernon: and i was a traumatized boy
vernon: the worst is fititng ideals/stereotypes 

jun: honestly like sorry i cnat do martial arts
jun: hao can..
jun: hao the STEREOTYPES.
jun: oh my plane just landed

soonie: wh

jun: im in korea bitches

soonie: WORD?

jun: :D

seokie: DICK.
seokie: OMW TO THE FUCKING AIRPORT I GUESS

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haohao: hey
haohao: hey
haohao: hey
haohao: idk if you can tell but im in a mask n hat so you probably dont see me
haohao: jun
haohao: my best friend
haohao: JUN

jub: YOURE HERE?
jub: w-word?

haohao: yeth

jub: OOF uh

haohao: i see you

jub: FUCK
jub: GOD FCIUKGIN
jub: ONE TIME I WENT TO FANSIGN AND MET YOU TBH YOU PROABBYL DONT REMEMBER THAT
jub: I SHOOK UR HAND AND SOBBED AS SOON AS I FINISH OK
jub: AND NOW 

haohao: youre prettier in real life

jub: ohmygof SHUT UP

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JUN! @minghaobb
0//0 abt to meet my bias f-from seventeen! the8!

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb I'm leaving the airport goodbye

soomi @darlingwonwoo
JUNHAO ARE MEETING? I HATE THEM KSJKDS

may @sythnm
WHO THE FUCK ELSE KNEW THAT JUN WAS GOING TO KOREA?

masey @seungcheolinlove
so . minghao is meeting his friend. internet friend. u ever think abt how minghao had a fucking internet friedn. yea they  meeting n shit. im gonna cry?

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JUN! @minghaobb
You fcking bitches yes I hugged and kissed your oppa ㅇ you cant do anything about it right? Losers.
 

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jihooooon @lovinjoshua
yall pray for seventeen's 'The8' one of his saesangs have found him and is holding him hostage

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
HSISHSI NOOOO ALLKPOP DM'D ME ABT THE SAESANG THING JDJJD

           jihooooon @lovinjoshua
           @lovinjoshua I]M LCUAGING SO HARD
 
           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @lovinjoshua hyung can u even read english

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
hyung while he dms allkpop back: n-no it joke. no saesang. make the joke.

           jihooooon @lovinjoshua
           @seungcheolbabe SHUT UP THIS SI RACIST

JUN! @minghaobb
a lot of ppl r asking me why i have a mask n stuff: minghao gave me one bc he said im ugly

           yui @wonwuwu
           @minghaobb did he rly
 
           JUN! @minghaobb
           @wonwuwu no i spread lies about minghao because im his biggest anti he actually  said some gay shit about how pictures dont do me justice or whatver

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JUN! @minghaobb
im a minghao anti i solo stan wonwoo i hate all of seventeen and I hate all of my friends 

           yuseul @channiebaby
           @minghaobb waht happened
 
           JUN! @minghaobb
           @channiebaby we stopped in a cafe and minghao took my bagel and no one cared but wonwoo

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JUN! @minghaobb
my soft tweet of the day is that i got off the plane and met mingaho and cried for literally twenty minutes, and then my other friends showed up with seventeen and we all cried and they hugged me and we went to lunch and i literally love them all so fucking much

           soonie @silly_seungkwan
           @minghaobb :( i lvoe you

seokie @boobseungkwan
yall minghao n jun r being so cute n talkign in mandarin to each toher real quietly adn like my UWUs r so hard rn

seokie @boobseungkwan
pst joshua just told me minghao sais "ive been missinf u so much and we never even met" to jun literally my hesrt . is hurting.

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JUN! @minghaobb
I M BOUT TO CHANGE MY @ TO ILOVEYANAN BECUASE I LOVE YAN AN

           Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
           @minghaobb Wait, what?

JUN! @minghaobb
MY BABY! atthe end of shine is forever the only thing i care about

JUN! @minghaobb
SHTU THE UFCK UP HES SO CUTE
 

JUN! @minghaobb
@xuminghao_o do u know pentagon at all Blease i need to befriend an

            Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
            @minghaobb If I did, I wouldn't tell you. I'm your best friend, only me

jess @mingyuhao
jun: i luv this other idol i want to be his friend
hao, bisexuality intensifying: N

yui @wonwuwu
MIGNHAO IS SO PROTECTIVE OVER JUN THIIS IS SO CUTE

           yui @wonwuwu
           @wonwuwu yan an is cute tho
 
           Jeon Wonwoo ✓ @jww96
           @wonwuwu And we have lost another...
 
           yui @wonwuwu
           @jww96 WAIT WHAT

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channie: m so happy hyung is here. he makes hao hyugn so happy
channie: hes living w jihoonie hyung right?
channie: nonnie >:(

nonnie: fuck sorry I got called into work last minute hii

channie: omg no sorry I just thought
channie: I didn't know its ur day off n stuff so I'm
channie: sorry ksjsdkl

nonnie: no its ok!! I forgot to tell u

channie: actually I was hoping to ask u smth real quick

nonnie: yeah?

channie: can u come over whenever ur off work?

            JUN! @minghaobb
            @minghaobb like to think that the same ppl that my best friends and i SOBBED over at their concerts/made korean to english-mandarain subs for/were fan sights for
 
            JUN! @minghaobb
            @minghaobb are like literally my personal friends?? yes give me more of taht shit  SLORPMM
 
            JUN! @minghaobb
            @minghaobb but jn all seriousness, i never thought i would ever be in the place that i  am. friends with my role models, bsck in korea with my og squad, wnd doing ehst I love. honestly, ya boy bout to cry
 
            JUN! @minghaobb
            @minghaobb i lovr all my firends shht up :(

seokie @boobseungkwan
in response to jun: jun thats gay (i love u)

soonie @silly_seungkwan
yall i love WEN JUNHUI! I LOVE THST MAN! YUM!

jihooooon @lovinjoshua
ok like i guess @minghaobb is like one of my best friends kr whatever wnd i love him a lot and the man makes my dick hard and my uwus soft

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
i luv my hyung uwu jun is a sentimental piece of shit and i love him :(

Xu Minghao ✓ @xuminghao_o
Today I'm with friends, but I am joined by my closest friend, Junhui, finally. It is a good day. 

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jun: hey back to rant abt how im gay for m*nghao

seungkwan: exciting

mingyu: im listening

jun: carats keep on making jokes abt him liking me
jun: yall i cried
jun: god its only become worse since i fuckign. met him.
jun: we hugged and i literally sobbed
jun: sometimes when i rmbr i can just do that whenever i feel like it . like hug him...  now i cry more
jun: barely been two weeks how tf am I suppose to survive 

seungkwan: hyung :(

jun: at the same time hes my best friend and its easy with him
jun: but i always think about how hes still minghao

seokie: im sorry jun

jun: its ok :(

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soonie @silly_seungkwan
*vernon voice* is it cause I'm Korean?

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @silly_seungkwan *soonyoung voice* we're all Korean 

          JUN! @minghaobb 
          @silly_seungkwan @seungcheolbabe *jun voice* I'm still not fucking Korean guys

          Kim Mingyu ✓ @min9yu_k
          @silly_seungkwan @seungcheolbabe @minghaobb *Mingyu voice* What are you three doing?

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jeonghan: so uh joshua and i broke up

hao: what?? ohmygod are you okay?

joshua: can you not do this.

jeonghan: shut up

joshua: youre being ridiculous.

wonuwu: no offence but why annouce it in the chat thats kind of insensitive

joshua: hes not being serious SHUT

jeonghan: OKAY SO
jeonghan: joshua was riding mg dick ok

seungkwan: word?
seungkwan: i thought joshua tops lol

joshua: i dont bottom enough to be completely considered a switch but like i also love gettknf dicked down by hannie

jeonghan: uwu
jeonghan: right ao hes bouncinf on my cock ans then hes like "hold on i want to try somethint" wnd im like ;)
jeonghan: this guy
jeonghan: THIS GUY
jeonghan: he turned on his stars and planets projector bc "its like we're fucking in space"
jeonghan: i loterally was like "get off my dick im breaking up with you"

joshua: SHUT UP

jeonghan: SPACE NERD

wonuwu: aaaaaand youre saved as space nerd in my phone

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nonnie: hey
nonnie: so
nonnie: one time when i was 13 i decided i was gonna learn the names to a bunch of flowers
nonnie: this is basically why im a florist but shush
nonnie: anyways shit was HARD
nonnie: there the botanical name but also like 1168186 different common names
nonnie: and i rly loved flowers but ohymgod was it hard
nonnie: basically i loved this thing so so much but it was hard to work with it
nonnie: and just
nonnie: i wanted to say
nonnie: loving you has been been the easiest thing ive ever done

channie: nonnie..
channie: if u dont quit that im gonna come over there and kiss you!

nonnie: please i havent had a chan kiss in over a week i miss you

channie: im sorry :( promotional stuff

nonnie: whenever u have a chance let me knwo ok?

channie: yeah ofc!!!!

nonnie: i love u so os so mcuh

channie: nonnie :(((
channie: ily

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
my boss to me while we discuss my raise: I mean I'm willing to give u more if u can get ur idol friends to perform at my daughters birthday 

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe  me: what   my boss: ur like a twitter guy aren't u? them seventeen boys are your pals. get them to help me out 

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
anyways just saw a picture of chan and my soul ejected itself from my body to spare itself the dickache

may @sythnm
20gayteen is cancelled cause vernon and chan still aint official  

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vern: hey can i ask u smth

kwan: yea?

vern: so u keep joking abt coming out with jihoon n iw as just wondering how serious that is?

kwan: why?
kwan: are u and chan thinking abt telling carats?
kwan: thats some seriously risky business

vern: parto f me thinks abt it
vern: idk its mostly thought about waaaaay in the future

kwan: ah ok
kwan: personally? if somehow we were outted andigettokeepmyjob i wouldnt rly care
kwan: hate is to be expected, especially in korea, but for the most part idk
kwan: i like keepign jihoon to myself
kwan: i know most of the fandom have guessed we're together, like  there are literal fansights with pictures of us holding hands while on dates
kwan: but keeping the certainty to just us
kwan: i like it
kwan: its both our decision to stay private, and thats all that matters
kwan: i wouldnt even say we're really 'in the closet' bc our family and friends all know
kwan: even management doesnt care that much, and maybe thats cause the public doesnt know idk
kwan: but keeping that part of my life a secret is my choice

vern: ahhh okie dokie
vern: i was just wondering
vern: chan and i have been together just abt two months i know
vern: but god do i see this going somewhere

kwan: you guys are cute :(

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seokie @boobseungkwan
soonyoung literally just woke up next to me and fucking gasps "ohmygod you said you would eat my ass" ?? yes and?? what the fuck of it?

soonie @silly_seungkwan
TO CLARIFY - I was referring to how it took us ages to date despite the MULITPLE occasions where seokmin offered to eat my ass I'm just fucking dense

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
touch my butt and buy me pizza? more like hold my hand and bring me tea bc I have a sore throat :( 

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vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
oh hey  what the fuck

vernom OwO @seungcheolbaeb 
brief explanation - we have a lot of plants outside the shop so boss will send someone outside every so often to water the plants n today it was me

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe we're across the street from a café n this guy in a mask has been staring at me for twenty minutes and now I worry I have fansights bc of chan n them

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe I'm kind of worried n like I still have so many plants to water 

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe I'm just gonna water my shit n get inside we got a shipment of jonquil I gotta deal w that 

          vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
          @seungcheolbabe FUCKF HES VOCMING OVER HERE I WANFND ICANT RUN FAST

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe 
update: it was chan with tea for my throat oh my literal fuck 

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seokie: ?? what happened are you okay? where are you?
seokie: jun? were you hurt what happened omg please answer me

jun: fuck no i
jun: dontzcall me rn icnat answre ijave to be quuiet
jun: im not hurt im ok i mean like physically
jun: fuck im at the seventeen dorms hiding in a fucking linen closet i cant breathe ufckfukc
jun: i went and hung out wiht hao late last ngiht
jun: we were drinking and we like
jun: fucksorru i
jun: i dont rememebr a lot but he was kissing me and
jun: we didnt fuck but he blew me and i gave him an hj while we kissed a lot and
jun: fuck i was jackign his idck off and biting hsi neck fukcufcufkc
jun: i cnat stop cyring
jun: i came jn his motuh and he kissed me aagin and jfuckjk
jun: we grniedd on eahc other and sht fuckfuckckkckc
jun: i woke up and he was literally COVERED in hickies like management will legitimently kill him
jun: and jsut fucking
jun: i like hi m i like him so much and we messed around drunk we were fuckign drunk adn we almost had sexand i think the only reason we didnt was becaues people were home
jun:  csuse i rmrrb that i rmbr him on my lap and giinvg me a hickey and sayjing i wnated to fuck and he wss lile "peopel are home tho" so we jusy fucked aroudn
jun: and just we were fucing DRUNK seokie i cnat stip crying
jun: i think im in love wiht him and we were drunk and he had to be drunk and
jun: hao isnt even gay or bi or whatever and
jun: i bolted as soon as i wokeup i was the ifrst one up and i went to the bathroom and i have all these hickies and then i stared crying and wonwoo woke up and i hid behidn the showre curtain while he otok a piss
jun: and then he left and i ran to the closet ndi dk where the frotn door is or my shirt and shoes all ihave r my phone snd wallet n shit
jun: cause it waas like still jn ym pants pockets
jun: fuck
jun: i literally cant breahte

seokie: oh god
seokie: jun im so sorry
seokie: im literally at s loss for word i just
seokie: im so sorry

jun: i suggested wine i suggested we drink its my fault this happened
jun: management is gonna see and rmbr htey make everyone who comes to the dorms sign in
jun: THYRE GONNA KNOW A GUY FUCKED WITH HIM WHE NTHEY SEE THE UFKCING HICKIES SOEKMIN
jun: i ended hsi career
jun: fuck i should have just use the backway like jihoon did when he fuckde seungkwan
jun: i cnat stop vcying
jun: I ENDED HIS FUCKING CAREER.

seokie: dont talk like that you didnt do anything
seokie: the stylists are cool remember?? they know abt joshua and jeonghan and seungkwan and jihoon, thye always cover for them
seokie: minghaos career is safe

jun: i still fucked withm y bes tfriend
jun: fuck fuck i like betrayed all his trust
jun: i got so ufcking drunk what if i liek
jun: confessed to hin
jun: fuckfuck what if i told him i love him

seokie: i think hes figured that

jun: no that was like the fucking
jun: uwu i lvoe u oppa love its not i actually know u as a person and im in love wiht you love
jun: seokmin..

seokie: what?

jun: fufckuck
jun: i was drunk and mingbao is straihgt waht if i
jun: waht if i forced myself on hik
jun: whar if i presusurdd him into it
jun: I cant even gucking get myself off wihtou crying how fuckign could i
jun: im digusitng i hate myself i have ti find the ufcking exit please come pcik me up
jun: or dotn i should walk home and fuckign kill msyefl
jun: how could I fuckign do that to him
jun: what the fuck is wrong with me
jun: fuckfukcufkcufkcufckc

seokie: im on my way
seokie: you didnt force yourself on him you would never do something like that

jun: he aws drnuk..

seokie: and so were you, what you did wasnt right but it wasnt inherently wrong either. neither of you were in a sober state
seokie: minghao isnt straihgt

jun: ehat

seokie: he likes you okay
seokie: he told soonie and i

jun: we were still drunk
jun: he ahd to be drunk to make a move fuck what if i made the move we wre drunk fuck
jun: pelae hyrry up imboutside
jun: im disgusitng ihare nysekf
jun: ok i see u

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haohao: jun? you left some stuff at the dorm
haohao: also can we talk
haohao: you disappeared really suddenly was it becuase of last night? or me?

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Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
@minghaobb deletes tweet 'hao has prtety eyess'

            vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
            @svt_updates jun wants this tweet deleted, please respect his wishes

            Seventeen Updates! @svt_updates
            @seungcheolbabe oh okay sure np!

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soonie: @why has Minghao been texting  me allfuckign morning
soonie: hes asking for jun to text him abck
soonie: I'm trying to sleep in please do that 

jun: I cant 
jun: I'm sory
jun: but I cant

soonie: what happened?

seokie: nothing

jun: itso kay I
jun: we hookded up
jun: and I haven't stopped crying
jun: god fufkckng 
jun: I thought I was okay now I thought I could do these things
jun: and its hao its fucking Minghao I cant
jun: hes sufcking straight hes an idol hes mg best firned 

vernon: oh god hyung

jun: I close my eyes and his hands are on my hips again
jun: like before

soonie: Minghao didn't do something like that
soonie: did he?
soonie: jun? 
soonie: jun what did Minghao do

jun: god no ufk c he didn't
jun: he didn't rape me I wanted it I did but I just
jun: I wanst ready I raealy thought I was and
jun: I wasn't ready but we still
jun: an d we wwere drunk what if I forced it on him and 

soonie: jun?
soonie: is jihoon there?

seokie: he was at the dorms I think
seokie: visiting Seungkwan 

soonie: I'm going over to their apartment
soonie: vern, jihoon isn't answering me can you ask chan to get him

vernon: well chans actually with me 

seokie: gay

vernon: yepp

seokie: I'm texting wonwoo to go get jihoon

soonie: okay

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seokie: shit

jihoon: hi to you too

seokie: you were at the dorms last night bc of kwan right?

jihoon: yea

seokie: jun was there too

jihoon: ..i know

seokie: waht happened?

jihoon: uh minghao is loud as fuck in bed

seokie: hoon please

jihoon: ok ok sorry
jihoon: i dont think they fucked
jihoon: but they were talking
jihoon: and then minghao said something about wanting to kiss jun
jihoon: and they were drunk...
jihoon: and kwan was asleep already and i was omw to the bathroom but someone was inside so i kinda waited outside
jihoon: and i heard hao say 'i want to kiss you. a lot. i have wanted to kiss you a lot for awhile'

seokie: why were they speaking in korean?

jihoon: idk
jihoon: sometimes they spoke in mandarin so idk all the details
jihoon: but the ntheyre making out ig
jihoon: and he was moaning loudly like holy shit
jihoon: and then i could like... hear jun ask hao if he could blow him
jihoon: and hao said 'let me' and ig he... yeah
jihoon: idk then seungcheol (? idrk who) left the bathroom so i was in and out and then back in kwans room

seokie: jesus
seokie: jun remembered it for the most part idk about minghao

jihoon: i mean but minghao kind of initiated most of it

seokie: yeah..
seokie: idk jun
seokie: he went through something
seokie: and I'm not saying minghao did anything he wasn't okay with but 
seokie: its just something hes dealing with 

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seokie: how is he?

soonie: he cried for a long time
soonie: idk he finally fell asleep

seokie: jihoon told me what he heard happened
seokie: cause like
seokie: he was there

soonie: jun recapped it again

seokie: someone needs to talk to minghao 

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Xu Minghao @xuminghao_o
Pick up! Opportunies are calling for you, love!
 

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yui @wonwuwu
i think haos last tweet is his soft version of an indirect @ junhui tbh

           yuseul @channiebaby
           @wonwuwu he called him love tho... hmm?
 
           yui @wonwuwu
           @channiebaby honestly r we that surprised

vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
everyone tlakign about jun and hao right now seriously need to fuck off it isnt your business im tlakign about my mutuals too

           yuseul @channiebaby
           @seungcheolbabe u could have dm'd me
 
           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
           @channiebaby i culd have.. but also like rt it bc peopel rly do need to stop

JUN! @minghaobb
please stop asking me about what happened with minghao. nothing happened. he tweeted out a pic w a weird caption in mandarin but that isnt like some secret code for us ohymfod jts literally a wholeass language

           JUN! @minghaobb
           @minghaobb literally its minghaos first language let him fucking speak it. nothing  happened. you guys are creating drama out of nothing. seventeen remains  unproblematic kings.

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Xu Minghao liked your tweet!

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minghao: it wasnt nothing to me jun.

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soonie: minghao asked abt u at lunch..

jun: ok

soonie: literally.. i dont see the problem anymore
soonie: u like him
soonie: an d he
soonie: likes u

jun: he and i
jun: were drunk and its all
jun: fucked
jun: we were fucking drunk i
jun: i dont think i liked
jun: being touched like that drunk
jun: not like that again
jun: idk its not like he
jun: raped me im not accusing him of that not even slightly
jun: and he was drunk too
jun: idk i guess i rathered we hadnt done that stuff
jun: drunk at least
jun: and now hes saying it was ok but like he doesnt remember it
jun: how can he say it was ok
jun: i just wish we could pretend like that hadnt happened

soonie: then tell him that
soonie: please tell him that its killing him that youre ignoring him

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hao: hey so im just gonna say this rq bc i feel like if i say it out loud i might cry
hao: im pretyt sure im not straight like im postive im not i like junhui i think i might love him. if you want details im pretty sure im pansexual but like that can be up for debate all you want
hao: he and i kissed one night and i gave him a blow job and he gave me a hand job and now hes ignoring me and keeps coming up with excuses that what we did wasnt right
hao: like he says he betrayed my trust and hurt me bc we were a little drunk when we messed around
hao: and he just wont talk to me and its honestly hurting so much and it feels like i  cant breathe i literally think i might be in love with him
hao: but we both know this isnt about me this is about him and how that whole thing made him feel because he todl me soemthing i cant tell you but thats why hes so upset and im not blaming him i cant blame him but i just want to talk to him and help him
hao: this was just cause you guys were asking today about why he and i havent spoken in awhile
hao: sorry

mingyu: ok i Just Saw this so im sorry for getting back to you so late
mingyu: and im sorry about
mingyu: everything? i guess

seungcheol: minghao? do you want to talk about this? im down in my studio

hao: i will probably cry

seungkwan: crying is a good thing to do
seungkwan: i cry all the time, my skin is so clear

hao: i just
hao: he wont talk to me
hao: and i keep asking about him to soonyoung and seokmin, and they both say he seems okay
hao: can you believe that?
hao: hes okay

jeonghan: he probably isnt
jeonghan: hes probably a mess

channie: its easy to hide your feelings hyung, he might just be lying to them
channie: the whole situation probably has jun hyung scared, i dont think hes mad at you

seungkwan: my boyfriend lives with jun, remember?
seungkwan: he said he hears jun crying sometimes
seungkwan: this whole thing has him just as fucked as you

hao: i dont want him to cry
hao: i dont want him upset
hao: i dont want him fucked up over this
hao: i just want jun. i want jun happy and i want him to talk to me again
hao: hes going to start working with us for choreo soon, he cant stand to be near me

seungcheol: im sure thats not true

joshua: if he really hated you he wouldnt work with seventeen
joshua: pledis choreographers get moved group to group he could request a different one

mingyu: and if you two do work together
mingyu: maybe thats what you two need
mingyu: force you two to talk to each other
mingyu: he likes you, you know he does

hao: obviously not anymore
hao: im sorry im tired
hao: im going to sleep

seungcheol: we're always here to talk minghao

hao: thank you

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soonie: can we talk about the situation again

jun: the situation

soonie: minghao

jun: oh

seokie: no offense to you jun, but
seokie: hes a mess
seokie: please talk to him
seokie: you told chan you would

jun: i said i would try
jun: and i did try
jun: and i couldnt

vernon: at this point its just unfair
vernon: we arent saying you have to explain everything
vernon: hyung he thinks you fucking hate him

jun: i cant

vernon: cant or wont?

jun: jesus christ
jun: you guys will never ufkcing understand
jun: its what happened to me
jun: i cant
jun: close my eyes without remembering his hands or minghaos hands and sometimes i cant tell who is who anymore
jun: and im NOT saying minghao did anything i wasnt okay wiht
jun: at least at the time
jun: but i just
jun: i wasnt . ready.
jun: i cant even say his name without thinking of
jun: a night where someone called me terrible things and held me down and threatened to hurt me if i didnt put out

soonie: you never told us that

jun: i wonder ufkcing why
jun: i jsut cant talk to him right now
jun: go ahead and tell him that for me

seokie: we've tried he doesnt believe us

jun: then i dont know what to tell you
jun: he keeps texting me and it gives me a fucking heart attack everytime he does

vernon: hyung just
vernon: one message

jun: do you not fucking understand
jun: i cant
jun: i cant even text him wihtout shakng
jun: i cant think about him wihtout cyring
jun: i cant fucking do it

soonie: jun please calm down

jun: no dont fuckign tell me to calm down
jun: none of you get it
jun: you tjink im being an overdramatic asshole you think im being difficult for no fuckign reason
jun: yeah its so easy to be supportive and care about what happened when its
jun: abstract when its just what happened
jun: junhui was raped thats what happened uwu its sucks so fucking much ;w; we feel so bad for him wah wah im so sorry
jun: but when i FUCKIGN TOLD YOU when i told you that i cant talk to him. that the entire experience is fucking me over so fuckign muhc
jun: sending me into panic attacks nearly every fuckign day
jun: no one fuckign cares its just 'talk to minghao talk to minghao talk to minghao'
jun: fuck you jsut ufck you guys

soonie: im sorry
soonie: we dont understand what you went through
soonie: and we're being inconsiderate

jun: no fucking shit
jun: just
jun: dont talk to me for awhile
jun: okay i just cant do this right now

jun has left why did u ever china

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JUN! @flowersupremacist
you probably dont even remember what happened so quit saying you were okay with it you werent okay with it how could you of been

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minghao: are you seriously fucking indirecting me on twitter
minghao: i know im the younger one but youre being so fucking childish

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soonie: the issue i think
soonie: is yes the obvious
soonie: juns assault but
soonie: hes terrified he did somethign to minghao

seokie: he talked to me about that
seokie: jun thinks he did that same thing to hao that the guy did to him
seokie: force him into it

vernon: hyung would never do that especially being a survivor himself
vernon: and jihoonie hyung said he heard them
vernon: they talked it out they knew what they were doign

soonie: where is jihoon?

vernon: out with seungkwan
vernon: i can call him

soonie: please thank you
soonie: i would just tell him to give jun some space
soonie: its what he needs right now

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JUN! @flowersupremacist
and now im childish! god fuck you! drop the shit that happened because neither of us remember it clearly! i want to move past this but you keep wanting to talk about it! fuck off!

           vernom OwO @seungcheolbabe
          @flowersupremacist hyung please dont be this way

           JUN! @flowersupremacist
           @seungcheolbabe fuck off why dont you go on another date with chan