Archive of Our Own

kaynyounot: petition to put cassiopeia down

cascouteau: whY??

kaynyounot: you made me take tequila shots last night im in pAIN

jhinovaswitness: kayn, dearest friend and fellow student

jhinovaswitness: shut the fuck up

coutabitch: oml who changed the chat name

kaynyounot: random guess??? ur shithead sister

kaynyounot: love u cass pls dont kill me

cascouteau: only bc im feeling merciful

artemis: hhHHHHh

jhinovaswitness: what a big mood

artemis: JHIN

kaynyounot: please stop text shouting ur making my headache worse

artemis: JHINATHAN 

coutabitch: whEEZE

jhinovaswitness: that is,,,,not my name

artemis: can u pls bring me some water

jhinovaswitness: ye

cascouteau: goth artist solidarity 

coutabitch: rtrt

kaynyounot: rt

artemis: this is harassment

jhinovaswitness: also???? neither of us? are goth???

coutabitch: okay but,,, have u considered vayne's platforms

artemis: LEAVE MY SHOES ALONE U THOT

coutabitch: CAAASS SHE CALLED ME A THOT

cascouteau: well shes right

kaynyounot: wow theres no recovering from that

cascouteau: also her last name is VAYNE thats the most dark romanticism thing ive ever heard

jhinovaswitness: i don't think you understand what dark romanticism is

kaynyounot: i definitely dont but i also dont want u to explain it to me. let me live in ignorant bliss. also i dont have enough energy to process one of ur art rants

kaynyounot: jhin pls

kaynyounot: GUYS HELP HES BEEN TYPING FOR SIX MINUTES

jhinovaswitness: i stole his phone lmao- v

jhinovaswitness: he aint even awake enough to grab it back -v

kaynyounot: i stan a fucking legend

coutabitch: oh thank christ

cascouteau: we love u jhin, but if we have to scroll through another 2.5k word essay on how germanic symbolism is present in new english art, we actually will kill u

jhinovaswitness: this is homophobia

jhinovaswitness: this is jhin btw

artemis: he punched me in the boob and then grabbed it while i was down this is assault

cascouteau: guys i just fuckin realized something

kaynyounot: que

cascouteau: kat and i are the only ones who use our first names

cascouteau: Why

artemis: idk man i just have a cool last name but im fine w being called shauna

coutabitch: come to think of it, im not sure i know kayns first name

coutabitch: urs is khada right jhin??

jhinovaswitness: ye

jhinovaswitness: kayn is Oddly Silent at this moment

kaynyounot:

kaynyounot: this is harassment

cascouteau: oml im curious now

coutabitch: same??? ive only ever known u as kayn

coutabitch: you do have a first name right

kaynyounot: asdhgd yes i do i just,,,hate it

kaynyounot: its a terrible name imo

artemis: okay but what is it

kaynyounot: it's shieda

jhinovaswitness: thats so pretty wtf

kaynyounot: okay but the Concept of it is Ugly its like the japanese bastardization of a turkish name

cascouteau: ur turkish??

kaynyounot: ye im a quarter turkish

kaynyounot: quarter turkish quarter english half japanese

jhinovaswitness: solidarity man

jhinovaswitness: both on the bastardized name front and the half japanese front

artemis: back to ur name its??? so pretty??? why do you hate it???

coutabitch: rt shieda is a rlly nice name

kaynyounot: it looks like shield but misspelled

kaynyounot: also?? its terrible to say???

cascouteau: well how is it pronounced

kaynyounot: she-ehh-dah but you dont rlly pronounce the middle syllable. every time someone new has to say my name, i think i'll hear a mispronunciation that someone else has already used, but somehow they always whack out some new bullshit.

kaynyounot: u know whats easier??? just calling me kayn

artemis: will do

artemis: but ur name is pretty and u shouldn't hate it im js

cascouteau: get urself a supportive bitch like vayne

coutabitch: rt

jhinovaswitness: rt

kaynyounot: rt

artemis: <3

kaynyounot: all of this positivity has banished my hangover

kaynyounot: which is nice bc i have a web design quiz :) due in three minutes :)

jhinovaswitness: rip

artemis: godspeed young one