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[missed call]
(9:00 am) GwangjusFinest: hey hyung! I know you must probably be sleeping but I just wanted to remind you that .. um, be here before 9:45?
(9:24 am) GwangjusFinest: hyung
(9:24 am) GwangjusFinest: hyuuung
(9:25 am) GwangjusFinest: don't tell me you are still asleep
(9:25 am) GwangjusFinest: hyung you were supposed to be here I'm seriously freaking out rn
(9:27 am) GwangjusFinest: omg hyung please WAKE UP
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[missed call]
(9:30 am) GwangjusFinest: hyung Idc if you don't get here just, talk to me? Distract me?
(9:30 am) GwangjusFinest: please?
(9:47 am) GwangjusFinest: fuck they called my name
(9:47 am) GwangjusFinest: FUCK
(10:02 am) GwangjusFinest: so
(10:03 am) GwangjusFinest: that went better than I expected
(10:03 am) GwangjusFinest: yea
(11 :00 am) D_Boy: shit Hoseok Im sorry I was riding a hangover I just got out of bed. My phone was.. not . In bed. With me. I just got it now, too.
(11:02 am) D_Boy: I uh, might or might not have tried to flush it down the toilet last night.
(11:03 am) D_Boy: thankfully wrapped in a plastic bag, how that occurred to me is anyone's guess
(11:04 am) D_Boy: except, maybe tequila. Uh, probably tequila. yea.
(11:05 am) D_Boy: never again
(11:05 am) D_Boy: sorry I'm kind of blabbering. The point is, I'm so sorry.
(11:06 am) D_Boy: hoseok?
[missed call]
(11:07 am) D_Boy: call me, please?
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(11: 27 am) D_Boy: Jesus fuck namjoon I FUCKED UP
(11: 28 am) D_Boy: No, you know what
(11: 28 am) D_Boy: YOU fucked up
(11:30 am) RealMe: Dude, what
(11: 30 am) D_Boy: Don't 'dude, what' me. You know what I'm talking about
(11: 31 am) RealMe: Actually, I don't.
(11: 31 am) RealMe: Jesus 's too early for this
(11: 31 am) D_Boy: Stfu namjoon You fucked up. And I fucked up.
(11: 32 am) RealMe: Can you calm your tits and just explain to me what it is you're talking about. Seriously, I just woke up! There is no way I fucked anything up unless I did it while sleeping. So
(11: 32 am) D_Boy: So YOU DID IT BEFORE SLEEPING
(11: 33 am) RealMe: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT
(11: 34 am) D_Boy: I FUCKING MISSED HOSEOK'S AUDITION. YOU KNOW, THE AUDITION? THE ONE HE KEPT TALKING ABOUT FOR A MONTH. THE ONE HE WAS FREAKING OUT FOR SINCE EVEN BEFORE THAT MONTH??
(11: 34 am) RealMe: THE Audition?
(11: 34 am) D_Boy: ...
(11: 35 am) RealMe: Shit.
(11: 35 am) D_Boy: Yes.
(11: 35 am) RealMe: Shit shit shit he must be so upset
(11: 36 am) D_Boy: ..yes
(11: 36 am) RealMe: And so disappointed
(11:36 am) D_Boy: I get it
(11:37 am) RealMe: Omg do you think he cried
(11:37 am) D_Boy: ..
(11:37 am) RealMe: He must have. Oh lord
(11:38 am) D_Boy: Namjoon
(11:38 am) RealMe: Fucking fuck. Im too hangover for this. Oh Jesus he must have been waiting for like, an hour for you.
(11:39 am) RealMe: Cause you know how he is when he's stressed out, he can't sleep and gets up too early so he was probably there one hour before his audition started
(11:39 am) D_Boy: NOT HELPING. YOU PIECE OF SHIT
(11:39 am) RealMe: Right. Sorry.
(11:40 am) RealMe: Did you uh, do some damage control at least
(11: 40 am) D_Boy: ..I tried
(11:40 am) RealMe: What do you mean 'I tried'? Did u apologize to him?
(11:41 am) D_Boy: Of course I did what kind of an asshole do you think i am
(11:41 am) RealMe: k was just askin!!
(11:41 am) D_Boy: .. I feel really bad.
(11: 42am) RealMe: No shit
(11:42 am) D_Boy: NAMJOON
(11:42 am) RealMe: ALRIGHT! So what was that about uh, it being my fault and stuff earlier?
(11:43 am) D_Boy: Right. Getting back to the point. Who else would be at fault. You incorrigible piece of useless crap , YOU forced me to go out and drink with u last night to celebrate the end of ur dateless days.
(11:43 am) D_Boy: AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOUR DATING LIFE MUST BE BAD OMEN BCS RIGHT AFTER YOU FOUND SOMEONE I LOST MY DATE.
(11:44 am) RealMe: Wtf
(11:45 am) D_Boy: Exactly. So you're going to explain to hoseok why I couldn't be there and why I was lying in bed feeling like I died three times and then came back to life by force when I should have been with him. With my boyfriend.
Supporting my boyfriend
(11:45 am) RealMe: You're not making me do this
(11:46 am) D_Boy: Oh but I am.
(11:46 am) RealMe: Dude
(11:49 am) RealMe: Yoongi. Look ,I know you're feeling like shit and you are beating urself and ur angry and all that but stop. Right there. For a second.
First of all, what ur asking of me? Is cowardly af. And you know it. You Know I know that you know it. Like. I asked you to come drink with me and you accepted. Yes, Along with a considerable amount of grunting and groaning but YOU ACCEPTED. I didn't point a freaking gun at you. Act like an adult yoongi
(11: 50 am) RealMe: And also, he wouldn't want that. He wouldn't want that and you know it. You should drop by his place today. Go apologize and don't make excuses. Alright?
(11: 50 am) D_Boy: ..
(11:51 am) D_Boy: Namjoon. I don't deserve him. Im the shittiest boyfriend in the history of shitty boyfriends.
(11:51 am) D_Boy: He can do SO MUCH BETTER
(11:52 am) D_Boy: he deserves someone who appreciates his audition dates and doesnt get drunk on the night before them. Omg I feel like dying. I cant face him. I might die of shame
(11:52 am) RealMe: Yoongi. Don't freak out on me.
(11:53 am) D_Boy: I'm not! I mean. I spent half an hour in the bathroom freaking out by myself. Ive done my freaking out!
(11:54 am) D_Boy: This is just... a mere post freak out session.
(11:54 am) RealMe: .. right
(11:56 am) RealMe: Anyway, don't, don't do that ok? You are not a shitty boyfriend. I mean, u might be a shitty person most days. And a real douch on Mondays I'll give u that . But ur good for him. You love him and you made a mistake and thats ok as long as you don't ... do it again. And show him that u truly are sorry.
(11:56 am) D_Boy: Ok. Alright.
(12:13 pm) D_Boy: Should I buy flowers
(12:14 pm) D_Boy: Or chocolate
(12:14 am) D_Boy: Or both?
(12:16 pm) RealMe: don't be dramatic.
(12:16 pm) RealMe: both
(12:17 pm) D_Boy: Figured