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[Space Cowboy added Y'all Might, Running In The 90s, Froggy and 16 others to the chat]
[Space Cowboy named the chat 1-A Mark 8]
Explodokills: why the FUCK would you make another one of these
Thick Skinned: i apologise for my boyfriend's behaviour i'll be sure to recitify it immediately
Explodokills: eXCUSE Me?
Charjabug: lmao Kiri just got up n left we ain't gonna be seeing them for a while
Running In The 90s: I agree though? Why did you make another chat we were Finally free of the last one
Y'all Might: don't be like that Tenya
Running In The 90s: ....
Triple Point: i hate this
Boombox: hey Todo
Triple Point: yea
Boombox: add ur bf
Triple Point: absolutely not
Alien Queen: coward
Armed with Tape: how about you add your gf huh?
[Alien Queen added Target Sighted to the chat]
Armed with Tape: i was joking l m a o
Target Sighted: owo whats this
Alien Queen: hi babe!!!
Target Sighted: :0!!! MY BABE!!!
Y'all Might: What Have You Done
Twinkle☆~: now you have to Todoroki
Triple Point: no
Y'all Might: how about yes
Triple Point: Midoriya
Purple Ice Cream: even Midoriya is on you about this
Invisibabe: wa i t fhsisbskdb whO THE FUCK IS PURPLE ICE CREAM
Purple Ice Cream: it me
Purple Ice Cream: ya boy Shinsou
Po: why that nickname
Purple Ice Cream: why yours
Po: Kung Fu Panda
Baked Boy: Ojiro you are so valid
Purple Ice Cream: i control minds - brain freeze - ice cream
Purple Ice Cream: and i am purple
Baked Boy: also extremely valid
Invisibabe: Satou do you
Invisibabe: do you Know?
Baked Boy: know what
Invisibabe: Your Nickname
Alien Queen: asjdisnsksbsisb
Pseudo God: the weed in your nickname, Satou
Pseudo God: how inappropriate smh
Axolotl: He Knows trust me
Baked Boy: ;)
[Explodokills added Woosh!! to the chat]
Triple Point: W h y
Woosh!!: :0c
Woosh!!: Shouto is this your class chat?! :000
Triple Point: How Did You Get His Contact
Explodokills: i asked that illusion girl
Explodokills: i added him to piss you off but he uses as many fucking emojis as her get rid of him
Triple Point: fuck you
Woosh!!: >:0 fuck off Bakagou
Y'all Might: welcome to the crew Yoarashi i like you
Explodokills: DEKU YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
[Running In The 90s added Cat Whisperer to the chat]
Cat Whisperer: I gave you my contact for emergencies
Running In The 90s: This is an emergency
Cat Whisperer: what is it
Running In The 90s: Bakugou swore
[Cat Whisperer left the cat]
Space Cowboy: w
Space Cowboy: was that Aizawa-sensei
Purple Ice Cream: yea
Space Cowboy: dheiensksnsjs
Explodokills: why would you make this disgusting chat then not talk in it
Space Cowboy: im busy cuddling my gf what u gonna do about it
Froggy: Ribbit :3
Explodokills: what the fuck ever
Alien Queen: that's Bakugou for fair enough
Explodokills: FUCK YOU
[Running In The 90s added Megaphone to the chat]
Megaphone: Tenya...
Running In The 90s: Bakugou swore again
Megaphone: Bakugou don't be so rude >:(
Explodokills: who the fuck
Megaphone: Bakugou!! >:0 Mind Your Profanity
Megaphone: anyway Tenya p l s don't we're on a Date
[Megaphone left the chat]
Boombox: was that Mic?
Running In The 90s: Maybe
Po: Aizawa sensei and mic sensei are dating?
Twinkle☆~: did you not know
Purple Ice Cream: have you been living under a rock
Po: :(
Invisibabe: Dont Be Mean Hes Sensitive
Po: Tooru...
Invisibabe: ;) <3
Po: <3
Axolotl: Iida How Do You Have The Teacher's Contacts
Running In The 90s: First of all we all have Principle Nedzu's it's in the introduction brochure
Running In The 90s: Second of all Aizawa, Mic and Midnight used to babysit me
Running In The 90s: They are practically family
Twinkle☆~: woah
Y'all Might: did you guys really not know that?
Armed With Tape: we're not all dating the class prez mido
Woosh!!: spoicy
Y'all Might: aksjskasjdjskajsb
Y'all Might: thats not how i knew tho
Explodokills: Eraserhead, Present Mic and Midnight graduated with Ingenium, they were all in the same fucking class you idiots
Triple Point: I forgot Bakugou is a hero nerd too
Explodokills: Bitch
[Charjabug added Nedzu (ʘ‿ʘ✿) to the chat]
Explodokills: WHAT THE FUCK SPARKY
[Charjabug left the chat]
[Nedzu (ʘ‿ʘ✿) added Charjabug to the chat]
[Charjabug left the chat]
[Nedzu (ʘ‿ʘ✿) added Charjabug to the chat]
[Charjabug left the chat]
[Nedzu (ʘ‿ʘ✿) added Charjabug to the chat]
Charjabug: i.m sc a re d
Nedzu (ʘ‿ʘ✿): Why Are You Children Like This
[Nedzu (ʘ‿ʘ✿) left the chat]
Alien Queen: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Charjabug: hhgjgjfhfhfjfn
Revelry In The Dark: 99+ Notifications
Revelry In The Dark: I Was Trying To Sleep
Po: sorry bud
Princess Jasmine: why
Axolotl: go back to sleep babes
Princess Jasmine: Join Us
Axolotl: in a bit
Revelry In The Darkness: Join Us
Princess Jasmine: Join Us
Revelry In The Darkness: Join Us
Princess Jasmine: Join Us
Revelry In The Darkness: Join Us
Axolotl: F ine
Revelry In The Darkness: bring rikidou
Axolotl: of course
Woosh!!: that was odd
Woosh!!: anyone else think that was odd :0c?
Alien Queen: the four of them are dating dude
Woosh!!: but
Woosh!!: they only have two hands each how do they cope :0
Armed With Tape: THATS your concern?
Woosh!!: hand holding is very important in any relationship!!
Triple Point: he has a good point
Triple Point: also Shouji can have more than two hands
Woosh!!: wow! Your phrasing is ominous but his bfs must feel loved
Charjabug: you and todoroki are vanilla as heck
[Running In The 90s added Chloroform to the chat]
Chloroform: what the FUCK is up Kyle
Running In The 90s: Kaminari is being inappropriate
Chloroform: behave child
Charjabug: MIDNIGHT?
Chloroform: thats my name
Chloroform: no sex youre like 12
[Chloroform left the chat]
Boombox: how have you lived this long
Boombox: you constantly fuck with bakugou, earlier you fucked with nedzu, and now midnight is roasting you
Charjabug: ngl it is a struggle
Twinkle☆~: @Revelry In The Dark can i join the cuddles (ノ✧˖°▽°)ノ✧˖
Revelry In The Dark: yes
Twinkle☆~: im omw
Woosh!!: five of them? :0c
Purple Ice Cream: no Aoyama just likes cuddles
Woosh!!: Fair I Understand
Y'all Might: aksjdkskaksbdksns
Armed With Tape: Midoriya can you like
Armed With Tape: Explain your nickname
Y'all Might: American All Might
Armed With Tape: i lowkey thought he was american tho
Y'all Might: hh
Y'all Might: Kaachan deal with your friend i Cant
Explodokills: thats No Friend Of Mine
Armed With Tape: guys :(
[Triple Point added KEYBOARD SMASH to the chat]
Triple Point: all might
KEYBOARD SMASH: What?
Triple Point: Are You American
Invisibabe: dhsisbsksb keyboard smash
Triple Point: Asking For A Friend
KEYBOARD SMASH: I am 100% Japanese young Todoroki
KEYBOARD SMASH: Although I did spend some of my youth in America it is a magnificent country!
Purple Ice Cream: two words:
Purple Ice Cream: Donald
Purple Ice Cream: Trump
[KEYBOARD SMASH left the conversation]
Y'all Might: dhwisbsisbdjebsj
Twinkle☆~: Valid af
Thick Skinned: todo how do you have All Might's contact
Triple Point: i asked him
Thick Skinned: fair
[Target Sighted named the chat 1-A and others]
Target Sighted: felt unrepresented :(
Woosh!!: :00c
[Alien Queen named the chat 1-A and Friends]
Alien Queen: ;3c
Target Sighted: u3u
[Explodokills named the chat Bakugou And The Extras]
Invisibabe: DHDIESJSNSKDBDHD
Invisibabe: leave it like that im dying
Space Cowboy: omg
[Y'all Might named the chat Bakagou And The Extras]
Explodokills: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Thick Skinned: [bomb emoji]
Explodokills: I Hate You
Thick Skinned: you dont
Explodokills: bitch
Boombox: whipped
Thick Skinned: ;)
Thick Skinned: anyway Kami, Sero, Ashido we're going to mcdonalds are you coming
Charjabug: i dont have any money :(
Armed With Tape: i'll buy you some
Charjabug: you're my best bro sero love you
Armed With Tape: thats gay
Charjabug: you would Reject My Affections like that :(
Alien Queen: hell yeah! Im in
Target Locked: triple date pls [eyes emoji]
Alien Queen: i'm bringing my gf
Explodokills: just hurry the fuck up
Target Locked: \o/
Boombox: he really is whipped
Explodokills: who
Explodokills: THE FUCK
Explodokills: left their FUCKING BAG in the middle of the FUCKING CORRIDOR
Target Locked: he tripped over it lmao
Explodokills: everyday i grow more and more reluctant to let you into the squad
Space Cowboy: dheiensudjsnsh s q u a d
Armed With Tape: the Bakusquad
Invisibabe: the w h a t
Froggy: Bakugou named his friendship group
Pseudo God: does the bag have a name on it?
Woosh!!: [eyes emoji]
Explodokills: dont you have your own fucking group chat to bother
Woosh!!: this one is more fun!
Woosh!!: plus Shouto is here so
Woosh!!: and i want to get to know his friends
Invisibabe: Let Him Live Bakugou
Explodokills: icyhot
Explodokills: you are FUCKING DEAD
Triple Point: what did i do this time
Explodokills: YOUR FUCKING BAG
Triple Point: oh
Triple Point: I'd like to say
Triple Point: from the bottom of my heart
Triple Point: my bad
Space Cowboy: savage todoroki
Woosh!!: i'll protect you Shouto >:V
[Running In The 90s added Dabgenium to the chat]
Froggy: is that your older brother :0
Running In The 90s: Yes
Dabgenium: Tenya why
Running In The 90s: We needed an adult
Dabgenium: i am a very poor adult
Running In The 90s: No other adult was available
Running In The 90s: Had to settle for you
Dabgenium: i remember when you used to look up to me
Dabgenium: where has that sweet child gone
Y'all Might: hi Tensei!
Dabgenium: sup Izuku
Dabgenium: so what the fuck seems to be the problem
Running In The 90s: Bakugou swore again
Triple Point: he threatened to kill me
Explodokills: I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU FUCKERS
Dabgenium: i'm no expert
Dabgenium: but isn't that his base emotion
Boombox: unfortunately
Dabgenium: As His Friends shouldnt you be used to that
Po: we are
Running In The 90s: Adding a pro hero to yell at him is funny
Explodokills: i hope every single one of you burns in hell
Dabgenium: baby bro i love you but you know im not a pro hero anymore
Running In The 90s: You will always be a hero to me
Dabgenium: im going to die that was way too cute
Dabgenium: miss you little bro :(
Running In The 90s: We're coming to visit on the weekend
Dabgenium: we? [Eyes emoji]
Y'all Might: i'm coming too!
Y'all Might: if thats okay
Dabgenium: that is more than okay
Dabgenium: we love having you as a member of the family
Y'all Might: dhdiebdjsmsb ok
Triple Point: hes blushing
Dabgenium: see you later little dudes
[Dabgenium left the chat]
Invisibabe: hes cool af
Pseudo God: his ability to get back up after his injury is admirable
Pseudo God: he's strong. Not many people are able to do that
Running In The 90s: Thank you for your sentiments i will be sure to pass them on!
Pseudo God: oh
Pseudo God: shdidbsksb no thats okay
Boombox: shes embarrassed
Pseudo God: kyouka :(
Boombox: its okay babe youre a wonderful person
Purple Ice Cream: is everyone in this chat in a relationship
Boombox: why are you jealous
Purple Ice Cream: mm not really
Purple Ice Cream: cuddling is nice and all but im not into dating
Boombox: fair
Po: wait even Aoyama is dating?
Space Cowboy: yea
Po: W h o
Froggy: That 1-B kid
Froggy: The really annoying one
Po: Monoma?
Froggy: Thats the one
Po: @Twinkle☆~ w h a t
Twinkle☆~: Monoma is great once you get to know him hon
Po: excuse the disbelief
Y'all Might: mood
Triple Point: mood
Boombox: mood
Pseudo God: mood
Running In The 90s: Mood
Froggy: Mood
Space Cowboy: mood
Purple Ice Cream: mood
Invisibabe: mood
Twinkle☆~: this is why he hates this class
Boombox: he hated us first
Twinkle☆~: thats fair
Woosh!!: :0c
Po: how tho
Twinkle☆~: none of your business
Po: i respect that
Froggy: @everyone still here we're doing a movie marathon in the common room
Invisibabe: what movie
Space Cowboy: we're starting with a bit of disney then we're gonna go from there!
Triple Point: ive never seen disney
Po: what NONE of them?
Purple Ice Cream: even ive seen disney
Triple Point: Whats That Supposed To Mean
Purple Ice Cream: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows
Woosh!!: you ever wanna punch someones dad
Y'all Might: todo can you add Endeavor real quick we just wanna talk :)
Triple Point: Absolutely Not
[Y'all Might added KEYBOARD SMASH to the chat]
KEYBOARD SMASH: Young Midoriya?
Y'all Might: can you add Endeavor we just wanna talk :)
Triple Point: Do Not Do That
KEYBOARD SMASH: Even if I wanted to I cannot! I don't have his contact
[Y'all Might removed KEYBOARD SMASH from the chat]
Invisibabe: fhdjdbdkdnsj Midoriya What Are You Doing
Y'all Might: Endeavor is Garbage :)
Woosh!!: mood
Triple Point: mood
Boombox: what
Triple Point: dont worry about it
Space Cowboy: come to the common room we're starting without you!
Woosh!!: i wish i could come :(
Triple Point: next time we'll plan ahead
Triple Point: sneak you in
Woosh!!: :00c!!
Y'all Might: we'll help
Running In The 90s: I dislike breaking the rules but Just This Once I will help too
Woosh!!: Shouto your friends are so good ;-;
Triple Point: i know im grateful
Y'all Might: sksbdjdbdfjndb
Running In The 90s: Friends help each other out!
Froggy: Lilo and stitch is in
Y'all Might: :0 bye!
Woosh!!: i'll talk to you all later :0
Triple Point: <3
Woosh!!: <3 :*
Triple Point: ;*
Charjabug: gay
Triple Point: fuck off
Charjabug: :(