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Time: XX Year XX Month XX Day
Location: Team Excellent Era’s Clubhouse
Weather: Clear
This day, the members of Team Excellent Era recall the frightening random inspection from their little captain and vice captain.
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“Good morning, little captain.”
“Little captain, have you eaten breakfast?”
“Little captain, I have milk; why don’t you drink some?”
“Little captain, do you want a lollipop?”
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“Hehe.” Ye Xiu looked at the team in front of him and exposed a mocking smile. Wu Xuefeng stood behind him, a flawless smile on his face.
Why do I have an ominous premonition? ——Team Excellent Era members
“Of your own volition, obediently hand over your phones to me.” Ye Xiu bit into the lollipop one of the team members gave him, both his arms crossed over his chest. Shadows covered his face inscrutably like a mask.
“Little captain, this is private, okay?” Team Member A stated. He couldn’t hand over his phone; if little captain saw the hundreds of secretly taken pictures on his phone, then he would absolutely delete them.
“Right right!” The rest of the team hurriedly agreed.
“Is that so? ∩_∩” Ye Xiu smiled slightly. “Brother Xuefeng.”
Wu Xuefeng stepped forward and said with a smile, “Of your own volition, or else. ∩_∩” Behind his body, a smoky black aura had already begun manifesting. It felt as if the temperature of the entire training room had plummeted.
“Vice captain, spare my life!!!” Quickly, he knelt down and handed over his phone.
“Mn, not bad.” Ye Xiu smirked and picked up the phone. The moment he turned it on, his face darkened.
This team member’s lock screen was a picture of little captain’s cute sleeping face. His fair, tender cheeks were flushed slightly red, and his light pink lips were slightly pouted. His slim, pale hands were lightly supporting his head, while his fluffy pajamas accentuated his delicate neck. His soft black hair scattered across his pillow, making everyone overdose with cuteness.
When he opened this team member’s photo album, his face darkened further. There were all kinds of stolen pictures: Ye Xiu’s bulging cheeks while he ate, Ye Xiu drinking water, Ye Xiu playing games, Ye Xiu discussing tactics, Ye Xiu resting, Ye Xiu trash talking… Overall, there were close to six hundred photos.
“Delete all of it for me.” Little Captain Ye Xiu, the affected party, was very angry. He had unexpectedly had so many pictures taken without his knowledge. There was no privacy!
This team member obediently deleted the photos.
“Open up your QQ photo album too.” (▼ヘ▼#)
“Don’t! Little captain! That's are my spiritual food! Without those, I’ll die!” T^T
“Delete all of them, or else Brother Xuefeng will lend a hand.” ▼_▼
“Deleted, I checked.” ∩_∩
“Vice captain, you’re too much!” (╥╯^╰╥)
“Next.” (((￣へ￣井)
“Little captain, I just installed this screensaver. Let me keep it for just a bit, okay? Little captain, you have to be more considerate to us, or it’ll be impossible for us to live…” (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
“Brother Xuefeng.” (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)
“Mn.” ∩_∩
“Little captain, I already made a new Glory account and set your photo as my profile picture. I can’t change it.” ヾ(Ő∀Ő)ﾉ
“……” (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
“……” ∩_∩
After all the photos from the team’s phones were deleted, one of the team members snarled, “Little captain, how come you’re not inspecting vice captain’s phone?!”
“Brother Xuefeng isn’t a pervert like you guys; plus, this inspection was his suggestion. How could he possibly participate in such a thing.” Ye Xiu adopted a righteous appearance.
“Vice captain, you great dirty heart!!!” ヾ(༎ຶД༎ຶ)ﾉ"
“Hehe.” ∩_∩
XX Year XX Month XX Day, members of Team Excellent Era lost their dream and once again gained insight into their vice captain’s heart.