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Summary:

A trip to Shibuya... changed Midoriya Izuku a lot.

(A not so serious one-shot where Izuku decided to rap, of all things, and gives everyone a heart attack)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Midoriya Inko wonders why her son started cursing a lot more than usual.

She mused that perhaps it may have to do with a fellow of three performers that impressed Izuku so much when they spend the summer in Shibuya, she would have reprimanded them for language but seeing her son happy to talk with them there, she let them be.

Seeing her son happy is enough.

(She does, however, raise an eyebrow at Izuku selling some of his older All Might merch for a newer hobby of singing, DJ-ing and getting a portable microphone. She chalks it off as her son finding a new interest. He's only 12 after all.)


 

Bakugou Katsuki expects the usual when he confronts Deku again back at school.

Instead, what he came to was Deku, rapping, of all things at him, right in front of the class.

"So you say you wanna be a hero?

With such shitty attitude, you're better off saying bye

I don't get what I see in you when you're a huge as fuck asshole

Even All Might never bully people who are below him

You say I lie? Sure go ahead believe in your lies

Doesn't change the fact that everyone's afraid of you

You wanna be a hero? Nah, everyone see's you a villain

If you want a chance to be a hero then fix your fucking attitude!"

Bakugou's mouth was gaping at the idea of Deku rapping, and dissed him, of all things.

Deku, never ever cursed.

None of the extra's even stopped him, because they're just as shocked as him. (This is what their classmates see. Quirkless Deku is dissing and finally fought back against Bakugou, and they can't deny that Deku is actually right that Bakugou needs to fix his attitude)

(In the upcoming years, rumors that Deku fought back becomes an outright legend and their classmates decided that it's best to avoid Deku lest they be a target to Deku's rap rant.)


 

Kirishima Eijirou arrived late and saw what would become a legend in U.A.

There Midoriya stood like a gangster rapper, rapping a diss about Mineta's behavior towards the ladies, of all things.

Everyone had their mouth gaping at sweet, innocent Midoriya rapping and cursing.

(Mineta relegated to moving out of the Hero Course to the General Department out of fear of Midoriya after that incident, with Shinsou Hitoshi being in his place. Most of the boys but the indifferent Todoroki and Bakugou winced at the thought of Mineta's fate but do admit that Mineta had it coming. The girls rejoiced.)


 

Midoriya Izuku's rapping has become a legend among the future generation.

Notes:

Hello yes I'm in Hypnosis Mic Hell. Fling Posse raps are catchy okay. On second thought, I feel like many people I know that are into Hyp Mic love Fling Posse
I can't take the idea of Izuku rapping seriously so I made this a crack one-shot instead and part of me missed writing crack
Unoriginal rap is unoriginal. You are free to imagine how the rap rhymes with music. you can also tell that I have a heavy bias to Yamashita Daiki because of how he sounds when he sings let him sing more please
Anyway, thanks for reading!

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