Work Text:
Jay-Dork:
Jiminiiiiiiieeeeee (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) where are you??? Hyung needs youuuu
ChimChim:
Hyung? Im in class
What happened?!
Jay-Dork:
Im sad Jiminie! Hug me!
ChimChim:
Hoseokie hyungggg what happened!
Jay-Dork:
Yoongi…
ChimChim:
Is he okay?!
Jay-Dork:
He’s cheating on me
ChimChim:
okay
so its not an emergency
Jay-Dork:
Jiminie! (ಥ﹏ಥ)
why so mean to your hyung?
ChimChim:
I love you hyung but yoongi hyung is not cheating on you
Jay-Dork:
How can you be so sure??
ChimChim:
Min Yoongi
Min “this ass belongs to Jung Hoseok” Yoongi
Min “i have a hidden album with the photo manips of our future wedding” Yoongi
Jay-Dork:
It’s a beautiful album and I look wonderful in black
ChimChim:
The min yoongi that made a little boy cry cause he took the last ice-cream “that my hobi wanted”?
Jay-Dork:
In his defense
That brat was a little bitch
ChimChim:
Or maybe we are talking about that min yoongi who couldnt keep his eyes off of you and ran into a post, broke his nose and almost fainted when you asked him if he was okay
Jay-Dork:
I thought he was having and aneurism
ChimChim:
He was only going crazy inside cause his crush was talking to him for the first time
Jay-Dork:
It was like he forgot how to talk xD
ChimChim:
Let’s not forget that time he LITERALLY forgot how to talk when he saw you on stage
I had to pick up his jaw from the floor
And his cellphone
because he was recording before he had a major boner in public
Jay-Dork:
Right in front of my grandma
ChimChim:
Hobi hyung
You shouldnt invite your grandma if you’re going to move your hips like that
That choreo belongs to a strip club
Jay-Dork:
Or a private room ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ChimChim:
YOUR room preferably and not OUR living room like last time ಠ_ಠ
Jay-Dork:
Prude
ChimChim:
Hyung, Yoongi hyung is not cheating on you he loves you
Jay-Dork:
Apparently he has a lot of love to share that mothercracker
ChimChim:
Why do you think he has a lover
Jay-Dork:
He’s all the time on his phone and he’s receiving a lot of messages lately and smiles widely while looking at god knows what and when I ask him he just says “namjoon sent me a meme” or something like that but doesnt let me see! He knows how i love memes!
ChimChim:
My phone and his full memory knows it too
Jay-Dork:
I have to confront him
he cant do this to me
his hoseokie
his other half
his soulpartner
ChimChim:
We should give him sake more often
Jay-Dork:
His lion king
ChimChim:
Ugh
Jay-Dork:
His Shakira shakira
ChimChim:
I dont even wanna know
Jay-Dork:
Because my hips dont lie
ChimChim:
That’s it
We’re not roommates anymore
Jay-Dork:
I need access to his phone
but he never leaves it alone
I need to distract him
ChimChim:
You know his password?
Jay-Dork:
Which one?
ChimChim:
For his phone!
Jay-Dork:
I know
Which one?
To unlock it?
To see the messages?
To access the gallery?
ChimChim:
Wtf
Jay-Dork:
He likes his privacy
ChimChim:
The times i saw you two making out in public says another thing
Jay-Dork:
Maybe i should distract him WHILE he’s reading one of those mysterious messages
ChimChim:
Yes! You’re a genius!
Jay-Dork:
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)ﻭ
ChimChim:
How are you gonna do it?
Jay-Dork:
Oh...i have my tactics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ChimChim:
I DONT REALLY WANNA KNOW!
Jay-Dork:
He’s here!
Wish me luck Jiminieee
ChimChim:
Good luck hyungggg (/◕ヮ◕)/
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Jay-Dork:
Jiminie
ChimChim:
Hyung! I was so nervous!
How did it go?!
Jay-Dork:
Ummm...good
Really good actually
Mind opening even
You could say that i learned a lot about myself
I saw the future
and is so bright
ChimChim:
You had sex with him isnt it?
Jay-Dork:
Yep
ChimChim:
God
At least you saw the messages?
Jay-Dork:
...no?
...my hands were kind of full
ChimChim:
Full?
Full of what?
Jay-Dork:
...Yoongi’s ass?
ChimChim:
HYUNG!
You had to distract Yoongi!
Y O O N G I
not you!
Jay-Dork:
I got carried away
ChimChim:
I swear to god you’re the worst spy
Jay-Dork:
But! I know the password to unlock the photo gallery (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿▀̿ ̿)
And he’s sleeping now so i can use his cellphone but i have to be quick
Before he realizes that he’s hugging my remote control and not his phone
ChimChim:
Yes hyung! (/◕ヮ◕)/
Let’s do it!
Jay-Dork:
He looks like a kitten ༼ಢ_ಢ༽
ChimChim:
Hyung (ーー;)
Jay-Dork:
Omg
He just nuzzled against me!
ChimChim:
Hyung
Jay-Dork:
I swear he’s purring
ChimChim:
HYUNG!
Jay-Dork:
Sorrysorry
Okay, the cellphone
I dont know that password
ChimChim:
Your name?
Jay-Dork:
Nope
ChimChim:
Holly’s name?
Jay-Dork:
Nope
ChimChim:
…
Oh jesus
Jay-Dork:
What? What?
ChimChim:
I cant believe this
Jay-Dork:
WHAT!
ChimChim:
Try with
Omg
Jay-Dork:
Jiminie!
ChimChim:
Try with…
Jung Yoongi
Jfc u.u
Jay-Dork:
Omg
ChimChim:
Yeah
Jay-Dork:
It worked!
ChimChim:
It’s not a surprise
Jay-Dork:
How did you know?!
ChimChim:
Lets say...yoongi hyung suffers of drunk sincerity
Jay-Dork:
Okay, that is the cutest shit ever but i have things to do
Im in (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿▀̿ ̿)
I want to know who this fucker is
ChimChim:
(｡>﹏<｡)
Jay-Dork:
Omg! He has an album full of his photos!
ChimChim:
Show me!!
Jay-Dork:
(image attached)
ChimChim:
Oh wow...Yoongi hyung has a type
Jay-Dork:
He looks exactly like me!
(4 images attached)
ChimChim:
It’s that your pouch?
Jay-Dork:
It’s the same fuckin pouch! And look!
(image attached)
We have the same shorts!
ChimChim:
Nice legs
Dont you have a photo of his face?
Jay-Dork:
I dont know
It looks like he has only photos of him from behind
(12 images attached)
ChimChim:
Hobi hyung
Jay-Dork:
I cant believe him!
How can he do this to me?!
ChimChim:
Hoseokie hyung
Jay-Dork:
we even go to the same cafeteria
Maybe i know him maybe we’re even friends!
ChimChim:
HYUNG!
Jay-Dork:
What !?
ChimChim:
Look at the third photo
The one in the dance studio
Jay-Dork:
A dancer like me?!
I swear to god min yoongi…
ChimChim:
Look at the reflection in the mirror hyung!
Jay-Dork:
…
ChimChim:
…
Jay-Dork:
Omg
ChimChim:
...
Jay-Dork:
Its me
ChimChim:
Omg hyung
Jay-Dork:
OMFG
ChimChim:
Omg hyung
I can't believe this
He is cheating on you...with you?
This is another level
Level Min of faithfulness
Jay-Dork:
My boyfriend is stalking me?
ChimChim:
Your boyfriend is weird
Jay-Dork:
My boyfriend is perfect
ChimChim:
Perfectly weird
Jay-Dork:
But i dont understand
who took the photos?
ChimChim:
Umm...your weird boyfriend?
Jay-Dork:
Impossible
When im at the studio he’s at class
His favorite
He has never missed a class
ChimChim:
Maybe he did just to take that photo?
Jay-Dork:
But there’re a lot of photos at the studio in different days!
ChimChim:
So...who’s sending those photos?
Jay-Dork:
I dont know Jiminie
But
Let’s find out
ChimChim:
How?
Jay-Dork:
Jiminie
I need you to stalk my stalker
ChimChim:
ó_ò