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April 9th
DM with Artemis
[3:25] Owlbabey: bitch
[3:25] Owlbabey: bitch
[3:26] OwlBabey: bitch
[3:31] Artemis: Minerva it is 3 am why are you texting me.
[3:32] OwlBabey: cuz im awake and bored binch?????????? I know ur awake too tu foole
[3:32] Artemis: How did you know that I would be awake for you to pester me. Most people should be sleeping at this time.
[3:32] OwlBabey: cuz ive known u for like 80000 years u ignorant slut and I know u never sleep :0
[3:33] Artemis: Please stop texting me, I have things I must be doing.
[3:42] OwlBabey: not a bf tho amiright lmaoo
[3:44] Artemis: Minerva I will block you.
[3:44] OwlBabey: u know id just hack m’way bacc (into ur heart)
[3:44] OwlBabey: (and comp)
You can no longer send messages to this person.
April 11th
DM with Artemis
[13:01] OwlBabey: Artemis You Ignorant Slut
[13:01] OwlBabey: I Am Back And More Powerful Than Ever
[13:01] OwlBabey: Bow Before Me You Dumb Humanities Major Bitch
[13:04] Artemis: First of all, stop laughing at me about my personal life choices when you’re attending university for a course you can very easily learn at home.
Second of all, bitch.
[13:04] OwlBabey: u swore!!!!!!! U did it!!!!!! :”) I’m so pwoud of u my baby bitch
[13:04] Artemis: I am older than you technically.
[13:05] OwlBabey: uhhhhhhhhh just because u were born before me doesn’t mean ur older uwu. I’ve lived like 5 more years than u,,,,,,,
[13:06] Artemis: However, it seems that the extras years you’ve gained on me through my sacrifices to save the world have not, in fact given you more knowledge.
[13:08] OwlBabey: wat do u mean :”((((((((((( im vv smort ùwú
[13:08] Artemis: You type… like that.
[13:09] OwlBabey: it’s the new trend babey, it’s hot and INNNNN
[13:09] OwlBabey: nah man it’s just because not everyone is a stuckup bitch like u who has like,,,,, capitals and periods
[13:09] Artemis: Punctuation is important Min.
[13:11] OwlBabey: sure
[13:42] OwlBabey: so what’s up at fancy fancy big boi school?????? How’s….. uhhhhhhh existential crisis course going
[13:42] Artemis: It’s going quite well, despite your negativity tone of voice. I have met several like minded people, none of them are quite as intelligent as you or I but that is quite a high bar.
[13:45] Artemis: I miss you.
[13:45] Artemis: just a little bit
[13:45] OwlBabey: awwwwwwww I MISS YOU TOO ARTY
[13:45] OwlBabey: I’ll come visit soon I promise
[14:00] Artemis: That was Myles, he stole my phone.
[14:01] OwlBabey: aidjsjcjsjd arty u don’t even live at home
[14:01] OwlBabey: it’s okay to express ur emotions ya know
[14:02] OwlBabey: I wuv uuuu (platonically no hetero)
[14:06] Artemis: … I care for you very much also.
[14:06] Artemis: This has been too many emotions, I must leave now.
[14:07] OwlBabey: ill ttyl arty!! <3333 (bitch)
April 14th
DM with Artemis
[22:31] OwlBabey: ajknckscjas arteyyy immm so,,,, crcujnh,,,,,, hnnnnnsmnn, ,,
[22:48] Artemis: Minerva? Are you alright?
[22:49] OwlBabey: ooooo yeaaa ssssjnask supperr,,,,,, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:49] Artemis: Minerva, are you drunk?
[22:53] OwlBabey: yesssir
[22:53] Artemis: Do you have a ride home? People with you?
[22:59] OwlBabey: hnmsmmmmm oo yea
[23:00] OwlBabey: artyyyyyyy i juststs sawww,,,,m the mosttt mebbeautiful bperson??????? Shes amaeingng??? Asmcksmcasaks
[23:00] OwlBabey: she loooked at me im shudying
[23:04] Artemis: … I am heading to bed, stay safe.
April 20th
DM with Artemis
[4:20] OwlBabey: Oh Yes
[6:30] Artemis: Minerva what- oh. That.
[16:20] OwlBabey: BACC AT IT
April 23rd
DM with Artemis
[15:08] Artemis: Minerva… I may be having what one would call, a crisis.
[15:09] OwlBabey: Please Do Not Tell Me That The World Is Going To End
[15:09] Artemis: No, it’s far worse.
[15:09] Artemis: I have… a crush.
[15:14] Owlbabey: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[15:14] Artemis: Shut up or I won’t say more.
Owlbabey: im Sowwy pwease go for it
[15:16] Artemis: So…. I loath to say it but. I seem to have contracted feelings for someone I barely know.
[15:16] Artemis: It is utterly irrational please never bring it up again.
[15:16] Owlbabey: nooooooo what’s he like!!!
[15: 17] Artemis: I refuse to talk more about this, I met him in class and I’ve talked to him about twice, it’s just a passing infatuation.
[15:17] Owlbabey: okie… what ever u say arty
[23:01] Owlbabey: artyyyyyyyyy :)))))c good idea time!!!
[23:01] Artemis: Oh no.
[23:01] Owlbabey: come onnnn hear me out!!!! It’s….. oh vv good
[23:03] Artemis: This is the most afraid I’ve been since I died.
[23:03] Owlbabey: lets make!!!! Dating!! Profiles!!! OWO
[23:04] Artemis: I would rather die for a third time.
[23:05] OwlBabey: arty
[23:05] OwlBabey: arty
[23:05] OwlBabey: arty
[23:05] OwlBabey: arty
[23:06] OwlBabey: Bitch
[23:06] OwlBabey: coward.
April 24th
DM with Artemis
[1:02] Artemis: im super drunk rn
[1:02] Artemis: the walls are shaking
[1:02] Artemis: i wish u were here to see this minnie
April 23rd
DM with #1 Dad
[1:02] OwlBabey: hey man can u check on arty plz, hes?? Like super drunk rn and im kinda worried
[1:02] #1 Dad: I’m going to check on him right now
[1:02} #1 Dad: thanks minerva
[1:04] OwlBabey: no probs dad
April 25th
DM with Artemis
[9:02] Artemis: I’m sorry for the scare Minerva, I didn’t mean to become that intoxicated.
[9:03] OwlBabey: its fine arty
[9:03] OwlBabey: just dont do it again please
[9:03] OwlBabey: u can talk me to u know that right??
[9:05] OwlBabey: artemis?
[9:05] OwlBabey: im sorry, its fine if u dont wanna talk
[10:20] Artemis: Sorry I was out with Butler, I know I can talk with you Minerva. I’m fine, I was just… feeling rebellious I suppose. Thank you for your concern, I am also here for you if you need someone.
[10:20] OwlBabey: !! :”))) thnks arty,,, ackscajs sorry i was just really wprried
[10:21] Artemis: It’s okay Minerva, as you would send. <3
[10:22] OwlBabey: adjcasjhcskj <33333333 I LOVE YOU TOO ARTYYYYY
[10:22] OwlBabey: btw now i am legally allowed to mock u for getting buckwild drunk :))
[10:22] Artemis: I would expect nothing less.