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1. Keep Calm and Conceal Vulcans by lalazee

   Fandoms: Star Trek (2009)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 May 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • James T. Kirk/Spock
   • Leonard McCoy/Nyota Uhura
   • Aurelan Kirk/George Samuel Kirk
   • Gaila/James T. Kirk
   • James T. Kirk
   • George Samuel Kirk
   • Winona Kirk
   • Spock
   • Leonard McCoy
   • Joanna McCoy
   • Nyota Uhura
   • Gaila (Star Trek)
   • Christopher Pike
   • Hikaru Sulu
   • Pavel Chekov
   • Alternate Universe
   • Crack
   • Dramedy
   • Work In Progress

   Summary

   In a time when alien life has yet to be discovered, Spock's ship crash-lands in Jim Kirk's cornfield. But dammit, this is real life – not an episode of The X-Files!

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