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Soup! Dang It Roomba 2 (Indefinite Hiatus)

Summary:

gaymer girl: blessed w/ wlw and mlm solitary.
gaymer girl: consider yourself beaten hiyoko
hold my flower: shut the fuck up

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Edit: I'm unsure if i'll return to this fic bc its SO OLD and im not into danganronpa as much atm anymore (i wrote this when i was in high school) tysm if u loved it :) I'll leave it as is tho.

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Chapter 1: god has left us, and now i suffer alone

Chapter Text

Chiaki Nanami created Class 77 Chat.

Chiaki Nanami has added 15 other people to the chat.

Chiaki Nanami: welcome to the official class 77 group chat! ms yukizome suggested i make one so we can talk to eachother or w/e !

Chiaki Nanami changed their nickname to gaymer girl

Ibuki Mioda: OwO whats this?

Ibuki Mioda changed their nickname to AAAAA

Hiyoko Saionji: mahiru

Mahiru Koizumi: got it

Hiyoko Saionji changed their nickname to hold my flower

Mahiru Koizumi changed their name to I got yo flower

hold my flower: <3

I got yo flower: <3

AAAAA: :0 !! IBUKI THINKS YOU TWO ARE COUPLE GOALS!!!

hold my flower: no one can beat us. matching names AND dating? bow down and weep.

 Akane Owari: >:0 OH YEAH?

Nekomaru Nidai: IS THAT…. A CHALLENGE!!!

Akane Owari changed their name to EAT WELL

Nekomaru Nidai changed their name to SHIT WELL

EAT WELL: NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO. I’LL WAIT.

gaymer girl: blessed w/ wlw and mlm solitary.

gaymer girl: consider yourself beaten hiyoko

hold my flower: shut the fuck up

AAAAA: a competition for best group names!!! ibuki loves this!!

AAAAA: WILL THERE BE ANY MORE, IBUKI WONDERS?

Peko Pekoyama changed their name to PekoPekoHammer

PekoPekoHammer: no

AAAAA: >:(

gaymer gir: boo

PekoPekoHammer: why are you booing me? im right.

Teruteru Hanamura changed their name to spicy meatball

AAAAA: meatball why

spicy meatball: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

spicy meatball: I do as I please

Gundham Tanaka: No one can tell Tanaka the Forbidden one what to do!

gaymer girl: you can just choose a name you like instead. its just a game after all :3c

PekoPekoHammer: yeah. become one of us, Gundham.

Gundham Tanaka: Very well! As the Supreme Overlord, I have decided on a new title for when I am communicating in this manner!

Gundham Tanaka changed their name to AnimalPlanet

hold my flower: wasn’t that an insult someone threw at you?

AnimalPlanet: No words can penetrate my shield! I am the Dark One, and no statements could ever bring me harm!

hold my flower: sure jan.

I got yo flower: anyways, we’re still missing a couple of ppl? Whatre they up to?

AAAAA: ibuki saw mikan and nagito at the nurses office!! i think nagito got hurt again!

Mikan Tsumiki: yyeah he gott hurt bbut hes okayy now ;;

Mikan Tsumiki: he cantt be on his pphone right noww tho im sorry!!

SHIT WELL: YOU DID YOUR BEST, MIKAN. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!

EAT WELL: yea mikan!! you did good!

EAT WELL: but for now…

EAT WELL: you should totally try changing your name!!!

Mikan Tsumiki: okayy ;;

Mikan Tsumiki changed their name to hhhhh

AAAAA: :0 WE MATCH!!

hhhhh: yeah I gguess we do ??

hold my flower: me and mahiru have the best names, tho!!

hold my flower: you cant beat the shsl lesbians

spicy meatball: i coulda sworn that the shsl lesbians were tenko and aoi?

I got yo flower: fool. there can be more shsl lesbians!!

spicy meatball: :OO

Nagito Komaeda: just like how theres two shsl lucky students !

gaymer girl: nagito!!

hhhhh: nagito i told yyou to nott get on yyour phone !!

EAT WELL: shit dude what happened anyways??

Nagito Komaeda: i accidentally bumped into the shsl robot and i hit my head really bad ahaha,,,,,

AAAAA: ISNT HE LIKE, SUPER HARD THO?? IS U OKAY?

hhhhh: he just suffered a minor headache, even tho it would have been a bad accident?

gaymer girl: nagito’s luck struck again.

gaymer girl: at least you didnt get hurt badly !

Nagito Komaeda: ah, yeah ! he apologized, but i hope he doesn’t feel too bad about it,,,

I got yo flower: nagito, you should change your nickname!!

Nagito Komaeda changed their nickname to marshmellow

 marshmellow: h

marshmellow: h-hewwo???

hold my flower: perish.

Sonia Nevermind: Please excuse me for being late! I was with Yasuhiro, Angie, and Korekiyo discussing different things!

AnimalPlanet: She-Cat, do not tell me I missed our monthly meeting for the dark arts!?

Sonia Nevermind: No, don’t worry ! It was something else!

Sonia Nevermind: It’s a secret, though! :)

SHIT WELL: SOMEHOW, I FEEL AFRAID.

EAT WELL: Sonia, pls don’t try to kill us D:

Sonia Nevermind: :)

PekoPekoHammer: sonia.

Sonia Nevermind changed their name to NVM

NVM: :(

AnimalPlanet: Very well! Although I won’t ask you, I will cast a spell on the others to find out your dark secrets!

NVM: Ah, too bad! I casted a protective spell on them in advance! :3c

AnimalPlanet: You Fiend!!!

Imposter: worry not, gundham, i shall aid you.

Imposter changed their name to Byakuya But Better.

AnimalPlanet: Such a title that is highly accurate, for your soul is much more golden than the Cold One, who has none.

hold my flower: holy shit. drag him.

gaymer girl: that’s almost everyone now !

SHIT WELL: who else is missing?

AAAAA: I PICK ALL MY SKIRTS, TO BE A LITTLE TOO

Hajime Hinata changed their name to sexy

marshmellow: oh my god

AAAAA: JUST LIKE ALL MY THOUGHTS, THEY ALWAYS GET A BIT

Kazuichi Souda changed their name to naughty

AnimalPlanet: What is the meaning of this?!

AAAAA: WHEN IM OUT WITH MY GIRLS, I ALWAYS PLAY A BIT

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu changed their name to bitchy

PekoPekoHammer: ah.

AAAAA: CANT CHANGE THE WAY I AM

sexy: :///

naughty: :D

bitchy: me

EAT WELL: fuck,,, old man,,, they beat us,,,

SHIT WELL: DAMN IT! BUT IT WAS SO COOL!!

sexy: i blame kazuichi for this

bitchy: fucking hell.

naughty: HEY HEY. WE WON THO.

naughty: so no bitching abt it. >:0

AAAAA: when soda-pop told me what they were doing, I HAD TO DO IT!!!

gaymer girl: superb you nerds.

NVM: I would have thought that Kazuich would have been “bitchy” but naughty works!

bitchy: lmao get fucked.

naughty: OUCH. RUDE.

PekoPekoHammer: anyways, this is all of us, right?

gaymer girl: ya i think so.

gaymer girl: anyways, now that everyone’s actually HERE,,,

gaymer girl: did anyone do the hw for class

spicy meatball: no

EAT WELL: WAHT WE HAD HOMEWORK

EAT WELL: FUCK

SHIT WELL: SHIT

naughty: NOOOOOO- FUYUHIKO?

bitchy: lol.

naughty: HAJIME?? D:

sexy: :/

marshmellow: oof.

marshmellow: i did mine but i lost it somewhere,,,,

sexy: what the hell guys. Its not that hard.

sexy: I’ll make an extra copy for you nagito dw.

naughty: oh??? and you wont hook up your soul brother???

naughty: i see how it is.

AAAAA: KAZOO, YOU INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A NEW SONG!!

naughty: really?

AAAAA: “god has left us, and now I die alone.”

naughty: :(