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Everyone's entire personality summed up in a single sentence (in some cases, single word).
Cowtoneker: Moo.
Take-a-Shy Churro-Gone: Form Voltage!
Kith Ko-go-away: My name’s Kith, I’m so emo.
Pike MacClean: Hey, is that a hot girl?
Hank Carrot: I don’t feel so good.
Pidgeon Gun-Raisin: Technology!
Princess Alli: We cannot relinquish hope, for hope is all we have!
Corn Horny-Nimbus Weighs-a-Ton Smite: Everything he says is a bad joke or pun.
Crayola Ko-go-away: The power of creativity. It starts here.
King Algorithms: The mathmagician.
Prince Late ZarVa HonerOff Altera Childe: Is always late to everything.
Haggard: Is always sick and tired.
Zarkoff: Shouts angrily at everyone.
Bat : Very serious and scared of daylight.
Rolo: Sink into smooth.
Nimrod: A mighty hunter
Caravan: (Kolivan)
Sand Deck: (Sendak) Loves playing in sandboxes and throwing it into the other kid’s eyes.
Olaf: (Ulaz) Literally nothing more than a plot device.
Acne: Constantly fighting a battle with her namesake.
Zit-rid: Likes popping zits, even other people’s.
Warti: Strong silent type.
Eitheror: Most indecisive alien
She: Hank’s crush
Kake: He ded
Cheerio: No, I'm Churro
Churro’s fangirls: Mostly concerned with insisting that he isn’t a clone. Collectively favourite ship: Alluro.
Kith’s fangirls: Some of them hate Pike fangirls, and they are often observed catfighting in the background of every scene. Tend to overanalyze and freak out over everything Kith does. Collectively favourite ship: they all have a different one and fight among themselves over which is best.
Pike fangirls: Some of them hate Kith fangirls, and they are often observed catfighting in the background of every scene. Tend to overanalyze and freak out over everything Pike does. Collectively favourite ship: they all have a different one and fight among themselves over which is best.
Hank fangirls: The Pottermore sorting hat test put all of them in Hufflepuff. There aren’t as many of them, or maybe it just seems that way because they are the most passive group of fangirls ever, never complain about anything or fight with anyone and thus aren’t as noticeable. Collectively favourite ship: Shank (She+Hank)
Pidgeon fangirls: Mainly rebellious tomboys who try to stop all the other ship wars, insisting that shipping is ridiculous and unessential to the plot.
Alli fangirls: They consider Alli their queen and are a hivemind. They’re actually the most useful fangirls, as all of them will do whatever Alli tells them to do, including fighting Late, Zarkoff and Haggard.
Places:
The Hovel of Ions, home of Princess Alli, Corn and the Pals o’ Den.
Outer Space. Try to remember not to take off your helmet.
The Yxalag Academy. Motto: So you want to go to space? We’re here to make sure you do it legal-like (not to be held liable for any deaths)
The Balmy Era: A planet, home to She and her family. They talk to rocks.
Airy: The planet where the Pals o’ Den found Princess Alli and Corn, living in the Hovel.
All The A’s: The home planet of Alli and Corn, has since been destroyed.