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JOKER
hello my baby
my honey
my ragtime gal
what did you do
busted
i found something interesting
xXmUrDeRlEsS_cRoWxX.deviantart.com
so.
this deviantart account.
I don’t even want to know how deep you have been snooping to have found that
yeah i have no pride.
so is this you
i suppose theres not much point denying it now.
where are all your works this profile is so bare
in storage
boo
would you consider showing me, your loving boyfriend
Yes
really???
ill consider it so i can violently reject the proposal
ah. worth a shot
oh well
…you gave up rather easily
sometimes in life… you just have to cut your losses…
yes, i suppose so
luckily this isn’t one of those times. hello wayback machine
what?? What are you doing
Ren
this bbc sherlock skin
please don’t do this
once it’s on the internet…it lasts forever…
:D some things don’t last forever. like your life.
oh cut me with that edge
the edge of your supernatural fanfiction
go to hell
salt and burn me baby
https://gyazo.com/5jd9...
omg you said nya
how long are you going to do this
(crow voice) nya~
._.
wheres your welcome to my twisted mind phase
oh wait you’re still going through it
if you keep looking through this archive then it’s over
lmao
hold on what??
wait are you serious
i’m really sorry does this really bother you
goro i’ll stop if you’re actually upset
i’m sorry
no, sorry, you’re fine
I just can’t be with someone who’s seen my Warriors OC.
YOU HAVE A
brb
when they said relationships took sacrifice i didn’t think this was what they meant
JOKER
so tell me about this emberlight
…
that’s EmberSTAR to you
oho clan leader are we
how do you know that’s what it means
um you do not have a monopoly on the childhood furry experience
also i just read all your journals and now have a pretty good idea of warrior cat lore. like, all of it
I’m meticulous.
you are wonderful
so? emberstar?
you’re really asking about my warriors OC from when I was eleven?
yes.
emberstar deeplore
she was an illegitimate kit born to the shadowclan medicine cat and the clan deputy but everyone thought her father was just some passing rogue
despite this she quickly rose through the ranks to become deputy himself
fittingly for her shadowy clan she staged a coup from the shadows and arranged the destruction of her father, framing the rogue for his death
upon which she became leader of his clan
but she was very nearly rejected by starclan for her sins
holy shit
Oh.
Sorry. I didn’t mean to get carried away.
That’s embarrassing.
no!!
keep going this is high literature and i adore you
what does she look like. paint me a word picture
She’s black with silver streaks, blue-gray in the light
deep red eyes, like rubies
don’t cite my cat anatomy. I was eleven.
no no this is a work of art i love her
white stripes on her tail and paws
and a scar across her face
what’s the story behind the scar?
she got it in a battle with another clan, defending her camp. Another medicine cat told their whole rival clan of her true parentage, although it had previously been a secret. She was subsequently met with disdain. She certainly left her mark on her naysayers, though
how long do you plan on spending on goading me into telling you about my childish made up cat?
goro i support you and your cat. pinky swear
im not even making fun of you anymore im invested legitimately
get in there emberstar. fuck em up
I love you
LOVE YOU TOO <3 <3 <3
I’m surprised how much I remember of this. It’s been many years
hmm i guess you never forget your first cat
ok what about this edgy sparkle bird fursona
There’s nothing to tell. that’s the original murderless crow
i cant believe you kept this name
I didn’t keep it exactly
ur rite xXmUrDeRlEsS_cRoWxX has a whole different ring
literally i can hear the emo bangs
oh you actually gave it emo bangs.
h
birds don’t even have hair
let me die
ok fine fine i move on
now about this my little pony oc.
that’s off limits.
even for you.
aw.
JOKER
You didn’t.
I MOST CERTAINLY DID
i have no idea what we’re talking about but odds are
https://gyazo.com/d94j...
Did you.
Commission Yusuke.
For a picture.
Of my Warriors OC.
OH
i did do that yes
happy birthday
…
thats not your only birthday present. more to come
but do you like her
Yusuke’s art is beautiful, as always.
She does look majestic.
yea he’s gotten really good at cats since futaba got him to start taking furry commissions.
but do you LIKE her
wait before u say anything im not making fun of you
i just thought it would be cute
i like your cat
I know
I’m touched
it’s a very thoughtful gift, if slightly embarrassing
Thank you
<3!!
you’re adorable
love youu
im still not telling you about the pony
damn it